Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals
Chapter 10: Pikmin Get Calm
Beginning AN:
Disclaimer: The following fan fiction depicts stunts performed by several expert teenagers and one badass water ghost. Do not attempt any of these at home. Seriously, it could mess you up!
BRIEF INTERMISHION
(AN please go to Housestuck bandcammp and open "English" under the felt album for the begining of this)
We see the inside of Meenah's dungeon, in that barrel of nuclears Homer was fell into back in chapter 8. The one you've likely forget about alredy.
Anyway, after a dramatic period of nothing so that THE REVEAL will synch with the music, suddenly a long, green leg broke through the barrel, and was getting longer and more muscles!
Then, same thing but with arm!
Then, other leg came out, and at this point the Homer inside was all buff and shit.
Insted of other arm, sine while the nuclears healed his back and did... something to eyes, it couldn't yet heel arm, just the stump managed to break out, and there was shadow matter coming out of the stump, due to mutant powers!
Finally next, the body got huge - so huge the barrel was now like a helmit that covered his head, plus the Homer's body was now outside of barrel and just head was covered BY it. He lost shirt and pants and was only wearing a censored. shining green lights came from the barrel as it FUCKING EXPLODED, revealing that Homer Simpson had become like in that Hulk episode only he was twenty feet tall now!
He jumped out of bilding (leaving a colossal fucking hole in it, inconsiderate bastard, also the ledge broke off and it fell into the canyon below), and shouted loud "DOH! DOH!" and flew over plane while his mid-jump, and that was the plane the RC was in, revealing that this took place before the end of chapter 9! Kanaya was read newspaper.
"Hrm it looks like Alucard is dead." Then she smiles. "Well now I feel happier about life."
Meenwile, Homer kept superjumping until he landed in his homestate of New York, where he jumped into building with MArge there, and Marge was being... MARGE!
"Hey I want you to censor the penis on your episode." Marge told Excecutive Guy, holding him at gunpoint.
Then Homer burst in and ate her! And grew from the eats since nuclear mutaints grown when they eat people! then he hulk jumped all over and was eating lots of Simpsons characters! Oh yeah BTW his eyes were not only heeled they were SHARINGANG FROM NARUTO. ANYWAY, he killed lots and wanted to goes to airport so that he can surf a planje over to the United Kingdoms of London, but his arm wasn't there so... but after eating much enough citizens he got arm grew back.
But then, plane landed and it was Integra from Hellsiung! She triple backfliped out of airport and got out anti-vampire gun.
"ROAR!" Shouted Homer. "I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR BRAINS!"
But Integra wasn't scared! She shot him, only for the bullet to not do a thing!
"Oops! I forgot that this gun does not work on nuclear mutaints, but vampires!" She shouted.
But then someone shot Homer and he died for real. WHO WAS IT? FIND OUT, BY READING Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals! (AN don't read up to chpater 6 thinking that that's it keep reading it will eventually say who shot Homer Simpson)
END INTERMISSION
"-shit!" Shouted John.
Then the camera changed and we saw that cave was really really big. That's all. Sorry for buildup to nothing.
CHAPTER X
They were walking through the caves. They wanted to go slow because it was kind of spooky but Jake's "lower horn" (aw yeah more the Futruama references) was at steak here! The laser could have burnt it off any second now! So thye were walking faster.
John stopped when he saw writtings on wall:
The blue will breifly mimick the yellow.
But the mimick will soon be healed.
However, this heal will come with a split.
Splitting the yellow and making it become true.
Whatever the fuck that is, it's likley not going to be muy importante to the plot in season 5, chapeter 15.
So they kept walking until they saw a throne and on the throwne was... GIANT GORGE WASHINGTON!
"Hi George Washin- WAIT..." Said Roxy. "GEORGE WASHINGTON IS NOT THAT TALL!"
It turns out it was a waterwraith from Pikmin 2, wearing a GW mask!
"Ok you got me, I'm not really the first president of the USA. Roxy you got me good for you. As for everyone else you're a bunch of dumb dumbs. Mentally uneducated stupids."
"HEY!" Shouted Rose. "I WOULD GUESS IT TOO IF YOU GAVE US TIME, BITCH!"
"Well it won't matter soon..." He said, snapping his fingers. Then, the boulder went back down, trapping the Rainbow Crew in the cave and in complete darkness. "Because you are surrounded by the darkness. Up until now you have been following the rays of light as guidance. And now, without it, I'll be certain to comsume you. I am an indestructible wraith. Your path to victory will end here, as all light must die out eventually. Now, I will crush you with my rollers!" Er... vat rolers LOL?
"YOU DON'T NOT HAVE ROLLERS!" John pointed out casualty.
"I don't? AW FUCK!" he yelled, then jumped off the chair he was sitting on and looked around. "Crap, where are they? Dammit!" Then he found them!
"A-HA!" He shouted, holding up the two stone rollers and putting them on his hands and ffeets. And then, like in the chapter 10 trailer, he shouted: "I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL INTO OBVLIVION!"
"QUICKS!" Shouted Dave who was now forgiven by everyone fro the bearing because of his songs. "JOHN, PLAY THE SONATA OF CASSELS!"
"Oh hey, thanks Dave for reminding me to do this:" Said Waterwraith as he grabed keyboard and broke it. But it was OK for John since he had one back in his treehouse. But...
"HEY! THAT WAS RENT, NOT BUY! YOU PRICK, NOW I'LL HAVE TO PAY LOTS OF MONEY!" He yelled. Waterwraith laughed.
And then he rolled around, and for a guy who looks like fatass he was fast! The Rainbows Crews were at a screwed, until Rose saw a airwing conveniently hiding behind a rock. She jumped in on it and used the blast masters to blow open light.
"You dare bring light into my lair? Fuck you!" Said Waterwraith, in a not-reference to Faces of Evil. (AN not-reference is a term I made up and coined just now.)
The moonlight then stunned the Wraith, and he shouted. Long enough for Porrim to find wistle, and looked at it. IT WAS SAME GREEN WHITLE IN KURLZO'S QUEST IN CHAPTER 8! Porrim stared at it before saying, "Cool!" And blew it.
Suddenly, the cave started rubbbling. It was Onions, from Pikmin and they flew into cave! Watewathes's face gave a "Uh Oh" look!
"Aw shit, the jig is up." He said.
One of the Onions stuck out it's leg and used the leg to bitchslap the Wraith. This was because in the past the Waterwraith cities have been at war with Pikmin cities and still kind of are.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH ARE WISTLE HERE, AND THAT MASK?"
"Um... I... was getting Kurloz there-" he pointed to Kurloz, who glared at him for being a rat. "To get me this wistle so I can command Pikmin better. This is the whistle of them, and thought that only the higher-ups could use it, so I posed as a higher-up. Then I put on this mask I found," He held up the George Washington Mask. "And told them that I, in this form, am what the Gods look like."
Rose continuity. "The Pikmins are curently trying to castrate one of our teammates, Jake English, with a laser. We live in Chicago but are meeting area, which Jake is curently at, is in a treehouse also in Chicago. Also I think your kid Pikmin have been the ones that are tricked."
"WELL!" Shouted another Onion. "Hold on to your... most of you better hold on or be completely naked like that cat troll, 'cuz we're goin back to Chicago!"
(Treehouse)
The laser was moved slow so Jake was bought time. However, the laser was very close to his croch.
"EEP!" He shouted. "If I get a mere erecstoin it's over! O well, I guess I can live in celebicy! NO I CANNOT! SOMEONE! ARE THE RC BACK YET?"
But then, the Onions broke down the wall! And then one of them cut the lazer machine with its leg!
"Hey sorry" said the Onion. "For breaking down wall. It's just we didn't no about how much time left!"
"Oh that's Ok." Said Rose. "I'm just a little more worried abut the fucking mole in are group..." She glared at Kurloz.
Kurloz got paper and pensel and wrote down: "HEY! I'M NOT A MOLE TROLL, I A SEAGOAT TROLL1"
"How did you even know that we would happen to get the good whistle?"
"LUCKY, BUT IF IT WASN'T, I WOULD HAVE ELABORATED SINCE FOR SUCH AN IMPORTANT PLAN I FORGOT THAT DETAIL. BY THE WAY I JUST WANTED THE WRAITH TO GET THE PIKMIN TO ASK FOR EXTRA PAY TO THE INTERNS THEN THEY'LL SPLIT IT WITH ME AND THE WRAITH (CRONUS TOLD ME ABOUT YOU GUYS SO I WANTED CASH FROM THEM, BUT HE KIND OF" The paper was too small and he was a big writer (not usually but he wanted to give the feeling of shout so he wrote bigger) so he flipped it and wrote on the other side:
"BETRAYED ME BY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH HIM AND HIS RIGHT-HAND THE MOTH REAPER. CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?"
"Oh fuck off! For doing such a teribled thing to us, I'm gonna punish you! Karkat!" She shouted to him, "Worst punishment you can think of?"
"BEING YOUR ASSISTANT, LIKE I AM?" He said in a Feutrama.
"No! Being spanked in the ass!" She then got box, and inside it was a dead porcupine.
"WHO WANT'S TO SMACK KURLOZ WITH A DEAD PORCUPINE?" Rose asked. Nepeta raised her hand. Also since Dave and Roxy were dating and Roxy and Nepeta then that means Dave kissed Nepeta too and thus the OT3 was completeds. BUT THEY WERE DATING BEFORE THOUGH? Plus Damara was there in the Roxy/Nepeta so... JOHN/DAVE WAS CANONING RIUGHT NOW (AGAIN!) YAY!
Relatedly, since that "Damara was there in the Roxy/Nepeta" was part of a scene in chapter 7 that was deleted, I'll move this Weird Romance Crap in here: Damara then got in between Roxy and Nepeta and said, "By the way John... I hope you don't mind... I'm dating these two too."
"Don't mind."
"BTW" asked Tavros, "How did... you get to the GC to give Wraith the wistle before we even went too Meenah's?"
"I took the helicopter there."
"OH... SO THAT EXPLAINS... WHY WE CAN'T COULDN'T FIND IT FOR SOME TIME."
"KURLOZ!" Shouted Rose. "moves your bone costume to the side and slip out of the bones, and let Nepeta smack you!"
And then Nepeta smacks him.
Kurlzo looked at the viewer and SPOKE (not wrote) "YIKES! And you think YOUR job is a pain in the ass!"
(Meanwhile, in a unknown place)
Meanwhile, in a unknown place, a fully mature adult troll with rainbow blood was writting something.
"Oh piss!" She said outloud which was not by the way what she was writting. "Both Hommer Simpson and Alcard Badguy are dead. Oh well I think I can make these two into subtitutes of them. These two work just fine..."
So she finished leetter and gave it to her messanger, who was imperial drones.
(Treehiuse)
The Pokmin walked up to Jake.
"We're sorry." Said the Pikmin. "He posered as my God, and I felt ablonged to obey him. Imagine if the Second Coming was there and he looked convincing and he ordered Thou Shalt Rob a Bank and you do and it turns out he's not really Jesus he's just that new guy from Two and a Half Men."
"Oh that's fine chaps! I don' keep grudges against those unintneded!" Jake said.
"HOLY HELL, YOU ACCESPT OUR APOLOGY SO EASY!" Asked all the Pikmin interns.
"Yep!" Shoted Jake. "Because I do that in my quest to become a better friends!"
(Solux, Rose, Eridan in Treehouse)
"Hey I'm hacking this now." Sollux said, getting out computers.
"God. What would you say if I say that I find you pathetic?" Asked Eridan, as he was interrupted in his sword-polishing.
"Hey be nice to eachother guys." Said Rose, "Being in polygamy involves geting nice on all sides."
"I just trying to be hip."
"Well you're doing a worse job at it then Dave, and that's saying something."
"I'm sorry."
"That's fine now don't be shit again or else YOU WANNA END UP LIKE KURLOZ 16 LINES AGO, NOT COUNTING SPACES, (Bolded heading thingys (whatever they're called,)) OR LINE BREAKS?"
Sollux said, "Oh fuck. You see, I'm finding out a siginal from the Troll Empres and she'ps sending massage to John's house. This can't not be good."
(Nepeta since I didn't focus on her too much. Again Treehouse.)
She and Roxy were kissing.
"Say." said Nepeta. "I've been wanting to date Sollux now."
"WELL THEN TRY TO GET WITH HIM! GO GO GO!" shouted Roxy. "GO ON NOW, ALSO BY PROXY I'LL BE IN A DATE WITH ERIDAN, SO ERIDAN'S CUTE SO YEAH!"
"Eye-eye, captan!" Shouted Nepeta, and then like animal she jumped out of window and did a barrel roll on the floor to avoid taking fall damige, only to remember that Sollux was also in the treehouse. So she had to wander around. However Sollux was still with Mituna trying to spy on Aaranea.
Aranea BTW was waching Futurama with Rufioh and Dave.
"Hey..." said Sollux. "Can Mituna and I wach with you?" He asked suspiciously.
"Yeah sure." Said Aranea erotically.
Rufioh said, "Yo yo yo bitBLEEPches this show is the cool..."
"Not as cool as me!" Dave shouted. "I mean, uh... not as cool as me, yeah dudes."
Then Mituna was about to hide a hidden camra in Aranea's hair so that Vriska can spy where's she's been going to all this time, but then Nepeta came and tackled Sollux which also made him hit Mituna and they both kinda just fell over or something. AND THE CAMRA LANDED ON RUFIOH, DUN DUN DUN HOW WILL THIS PLAY OUT LATER?
"Hey Sollux, I love you and Roxy encoraged me to confess." Continued the Nepeta from before.
"Ok." he said before they kissed.
"Aw ew that means I'm dating Sollux and Eridan too." Said Dave. "WAIT I have been ever since chapater 8 when Roxy hooked up With Nepeta? Or did that happen in 5? Gah confusing, oh well. I'm not as into guys as I am into dudes but hey the two love triangles got together so that's a cool part about it too I gess."
"Yay." said Rufioh.
Then Kanaya slid in, between Dave and Rufioh. "BTW I change mind about avenging Edward's death since I did. I'm now be happy to makeout with anyone I'm completely one hundred percent availble now."
BUT EVERYONE IGNORED HER BECAUSE SHE'S ONE OF THE BORING GIRLS!
(John, Jade, and Damara)
They were just driven to John's home.
"Hey about the whole ordeal..." Said Damara. "Look, I'm sorry but I can't really be datin' someone like you. It's not work out that much. I think that I'm too extreme for you."
John looked shocked! This was the first time he gotten broken up over with too, unlike the otherway around where he deals the breakups like with Dave and later Dirk! "Ok fine..."
"BTW I know it will might break your heart if I sleep in your house, so I'll call another troll like Horuss to see if I can bunk with him."
"WHY HORUSS?" John asked.
Damara raised and lowered eyebros.
John didn't get it.
"One sided crush remember?"
"Oh..." said John then Damera got back into his car and drove off. John and Jade stared until John realized something.
"HEY! THAT WAS MY CAR! eh, oh well." Then he laughed to Jade. "Exes, huh?"
Jade began. "I for one think that there are lots of fish in the sea-"
"WOAH YOUR'E RIGHT I SHOULD DATE CRONUS NEXT!"
"Um no I don't mean take it too literaly. Just... consider who's else there is. Think about it. Slowly."
"Hrm..." John said, looking up.
"Um BTW not TOO slowley."
then they entered the house.
"I'll brush teeth now before going to bed." John told Jade.
"Ok good." Said Jade, so that she can get reddy. She was origionally going to do what she's about to do to convince John to breakup with Damara, and wuld have felt gilty about doing this but since Damara broke up with John was, then Jade felt happy like she cheer him up!
John finished flossing and saw blue on the floor and paniced. "ah." he screamed. "Is Horuss and or or Equius dead?"
The blue was a trail that led into bedroom. He ran in there, and door closed behind him.
"Hellooooo John..." It was Jane's voice! John turned around and saw Jane 'wearing' nothing but blue paint and had to be censor bar'd outside of fourth wall, unless you bought the new Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals: The Complete Third Season DVD: Uncensord Editshon: With a extended director's cut of the Carival seen in China blue ray!
"JANE!" He said. "I knew it, the killer is the last person you expect! You got naked, killed Equius and Horrus, and went around covered in there blood! Er... wait, when did the nakeding start?"
"No John, you're looking at this pickle in a completely abstract view! You see, you called me unimpulsive and predictable, so I decided to cosplay as Mystique from X-Men, like Lois did in that episode of Family Guy, and tried to charm you this way!"
"AW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Jade's voice showted.
Jade was also in blue.
"You thought of the exact same thing I did!" Jade shouted. "Get nakers, cosplay as Mistiq, hide in John's room, surpise him!"
"Thank god my mom is still not here..." He said, "This is a bit awkard."
Suddenly, Damara walked into the room holding that same Dave disk from before.
"Hey John I left my ass-polisher that I stole from Porrim- HOLY HERBERT FANSWORTH!" When she saw Jane and Jade! "Dammit! You act like a relgion by daylight, but by moonlight you're having an orgy? John, if there is a darker side to you, let it out and don't try to juggle it personality with you."
"Orgy? No, this is just a misunderstnning."
Suddenly, imperial drone bust thru the wall!
"OH THIS IS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING!" John repeated.
"Oh?" Said the drone. "No, I didn't want to talk about the nakeds in your room. What I wanted to do was give you this massage from Troll Empress, to John Egbert and Jade Hardly. This was original going to be two letters one sent to each house but since your both here I guess I'll feed this other letter to my fucking dog."
It red:
Deer John Ebert and Jade Hardly:
Hay Homer Simpson and Alucard Badguy were supposed to eeither fill bucket with eechother or serve in jury duties but they both died. Sad Face. Anyway, I picked yous as replacements! Yay! If you don't get eight other jururs to serve in jury duty tonight on Valtentines Day 2011 (This year), then once you turn the legal age of Chicago (um you both already are haha wow imagine that), I'll send this same imperial drone in again (we have a little history), and this time asks for buckets. And if you don't bucket, you die.
Kisses!
-Love, Troll Empress.
"Aw hell naw." Said John. "I was alreddy in a relationship with Jane."
"WHAT?" Shouted Jade.
"She did this cosplay and it was cute."
"But i did the exact same thing!"
"But I saw Jane first."
And then him and Jane started kissing.
Imperial Drone talked to Jade and asked, "What you two see in him anyway? I know about the relatonship because the Crew lately gone public and now you're in magazines and celebrity gossip and such."
"Love."
"A lover." Damara commented.
"SAY!" John. "Why did youy break down the wall?"
"I couldn't found door. Anyway good night." He said before breaking another hole in the wall. And I am not going to make a reference to that reality show with the skintight suits that are skintight and... unnerving.
John told Jane, Damara, and Jade. "We must save up energy for this recrute mishin so tell everyone to sleeps tonights regardless of sleeptual orientation. I don't want to serve jury duty, but imperial drones suck ass too. I mean, that one just broke not one, but TWO holes in my bedroom! And their real job is even worse!"
Jane sihed. "I guess I should get dressed now and start my hike back to my house."
"Not needed! Jane, you Damara and Jade could sleep with me in my bed!"
"NAKED?" They all shouted.
"Shure! Why the fuck not?"
"Um... yeah," Damara said, "This might be a litle too much for me. I'm going home." And we saw her walking outside and kind of towards the camera and like in sit-coms it was showing the credits "Assistant Manager: Great Pikmin Fan," but this was not the end of the chapter keep eading this is very important.
...
A few minutes later John was lying in bed on his back with hnads on back of his head, eyes closed. Jane and Jade were to the sides of him but neither could sleep. But John could so he's not in this conversation.
"Jane?"
"Yes?"
"Do you regret painting yourself?"
Jane grinned. "You might, but I don't!"
Then John was rolling around in his sleep, and slid under Jade somehow, and pushed her towards Jane. They were near eachother. Jane normally didn't mind this, but 1: Jade was kind of unfamiliar when it came to RC romances (only likes John) so Jane felt her uncomfortability, and 2: the suddeness, and also the Jane's not dating her.
"Jade."
"What?"
"Now I regret painting myself."
"Good. I already did. Your not changing my opinion. I don't care what the others say about you, I just don't see you as that hot." Holy shit this is the first time she ever said anything about attraction towards tose that aren't John, isn't it?
(Morning)
All 32 of the RC, in dressed uniform EXCEPT John and Jade (hey they were gonna be on jury tonight they had better to be look nice, and since HUC is supposed to be a visual work that paints a picture it would be weird since it never mentioned them in revealing clothing, that was make it seem like it came out of nowhere. They were in their starting outfits neither liked the suits so not doing that) were out in front of front door of the Rainbow Crew Treehouse.
"Ok, here's the deal." Said Rose in a leader accent. "We'll split to find jury candades. First, we'll split into four teams:
"TEAM ONE: Damara, Rufioh, Mituna, Meulin, Porrim, Latula, Aranea, Horuss, Kurloz, Cronus, Meenah, Kankri.
"TEAM TWO: Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi, Karkat.
"TEAM THREE: Dave, Jade, John, Rose (me).
"TEAM FOUR: Dirk, Jake, Jane, Roxy.
"Next, each team elect a person for leadership. I elect myself."
"I DO TO, SINCE APERANTLY I CAN DO THAT AS ROSE'S SECOND IN COMAND." yelled Karkat.
"I'm electin myself yo." Said Meenah.
"I'll be leeder." Said Dirk.
"Now," Rose continued twice, "do 'one two three NOT IT,' between each leader. First place gets to only has to worry about convincing one person to jury duty. Second and third have two. Fourth has three. This is honestly all a leader means, so I tricked you."
"WAIT TEEMS ARE UNBALINCED? WHAT ABOUT DEFENSE" Karkat bitched.
"Again like back in Hawaii, does not mater. Alkso the best defense is a good offense-"
Kankri interrupted. "I thought the phrase was 'Best Offense is a good Defense' and it should be because offense is wrong BUT WAIT does that make defense wrong too?"
"Shit I dunno, I'M JUST SAD THAT THIS LIMITS SHIPPING!" Shouted Meulin.
Team One was first, Team Four was next, Team Two third, Team Three was last and had to get three people.
"Aw feck!" Shouted Rose. "I knew this was a bad idea!" She sighed. "Ok then. Team One, take the RC's Plane over to the LA ocean. Team Two, you go by the South Park's Mountains in the car. Team Three, we'll go to the Grand Canyon in airwing-"
"AW FUCK I WAS JUST THERE!" Complained the John.
"Shut up. Team Four, go to Peach Creek swamp since it close to mountains you'll share car ride with team two until you get there, afterwhich they'll drop you off."
"Why these areas?" John asked.
"I specifically have two things aranged: One, a certain groups of people some of you may know, all humans, some trolls. This was the most convenient spot for the trolls to meet, so I based their possible jury findings there. Two, I wnt on the Tumblr page for us and asked people to say that they are willing to help us out on the jury mission and to give their lcoation if ready, and tallied up all the votes. Team Three, Four, those were the places I picked based on lots of votes, and for One and Two, they weren't even the top ten but they lined up with the meeting location so again it's a cross-reference. Now remember, John and Jade's arses are on the line here!"
They all saluted her, then John turned to Cronus and wispered.
"Hey I was thinking baout cheeting on Jane who I have been relationing now with you. Waddya say?"
"What do I say?" Cronus looked at the reader, "Yikes! I'm not that desperate!"
END OF SEASON THREE.
Closing AN:
IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR THE FOLLOWING CHAPTERS: Chapters Eleven, twelve, thirteen, and fourteen can be read in any order. But definitely have all four of them read before going to chapter fifteen, where linearity returns and stays for the rest of the story. Anyway, 11-14 all take place at the same time, but in different perspectives. Although you'll see that a few events will overlap, they won't really spoil much about the other chapters. In fact, I kind of encourage you to read them in whatever order you'd like. For reference, here's what group each chapter will focus on:
11: "Team Four" (Post-scratch humans)
12: "Team Two" (Post-scratch trolls)
13: "Team One" (Pre-scratch trolls) (Also contains season 3 recap)
14: "Team Three" (Pre-scratch humans)
Ignore the use of "scratch," as this is just for simplicity's sake. After all, it's less confusing that "Alphas" for the pre-scratch trolls and "Zodiacs" for the post-scratch, and there isn't even really a clear-cut designation for the human sets since they've been together for just about the whole story up until this point.
Yes, that stuff about Damara/Roxy/Nepeta and whatever was originally in chapter 7. I didn't remember it was there until I was editting the recap in chapter 9. Somewhere around Aranea's quest.
If it seemed like chapter 9 was similar to season one while chapter 10 was similar to season 2, it's because I had re-read only season one when I was publishing and polishing chapter 9 and season 2 for chapter 10. In fact, that scene with Jake and Dirk (and Porrim) was originally going to end with Jake and Dirk hooking up, until I was reminded that they already did in chapter 7.
Anyway, this time the fan fic will actually continue on December 21st, unlike before where I made a surprise update about a week after concluding season 2. EDIT: Haha wow I guess I was off by an entire year.