The next chapter IS coming! I promise! However, it's taking longer than normal because it requires much thought. Why? Because it's the last chapter, that's why! For now, I give you... (Drum roll) A small preview!

"Is it lost, precious?"

I turned towards the voice. There was no one there.

"Is it...confused? Gollum! Gollum!"

I turned again. Still no one.

"Hee-Hee! Can't see!" I felt a hard pull on my trenchcoat.

"Hey-" Without warning I hit the ground with enough force to nearly knock the wind out of me. I heard something nasty whispering in my ear.

"Isss it...Tasty?"