AHA!!!! My writers block is gone!!!!!!!! And, I remembered my birthday is on Monday, august 24th! So HA!!!
Uhhhhh if I mention anything I don't own, I well, sadly, I own nothing.
And I'd like to thank everybody that reviewed!
Max's POV
For some reason mysterious to me, I was tired maybe a half an hour after I got up. Which is why I was seriously pissed at this random, chipper, old looking, middle aged arse of a woman burst through my bedroom door, THREW my iPod on the floor, plugged her iPod in, started blasting in Musical numbers, which started with The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music…. Which I hate, and drew all of my blinds WIDE OPEN. Which, as you can imagine, made me- and Fang- start SCREAMING at this women who had taken over my bedroom, which scared the living crap out of her.
"O-oh m-m-my. Your a-a-a-awake!"
"No freaking duh, Sherlock! Could you turn off your crappy music and turn on something decent?!"
She frowned. Wow, she came in MY room, totally destroyed it, and now won't even do the teensiest thing to fix it. Now that I was paying attention to it, my room wasn't my room anymore. She really HAD taken over. I'm not kidding, my room was totally pink! And FRILLY!!! Who did this WOMAN think she was?!?!
"WHAT THE FUDGE DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Oh, that. Your room wasn't suitable for a girl of your age. Or a girl at all. So I fixed it. I take it you love it don't you?" Then she smiled. She SMILED.
So I did the most logical thing I could think of.
I started screaming cuss words at the top of my lungs. Then everybody ran upstairs. EVERYBODY looked horrified- even Nudge and Ella. And THAT'S when Mom flipped her chips.
"Did I say you could change my daughter's room?! NO!!!! You where supposed to take care of her ONLY! You are not a DESIGNER! And, more importantly, you do not know my daughter in the LEAST! NOBODY said you could BARGE into my house and 'REMODEL' MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM! OR THROW OUT HER CLOTHES! Luckily, I FOUND them! Those cost over a thousand dollars a pop, you wench! And not only did you get her crappy frilly clothes, you USED MY MONEY TO GET THEM!"
Wow, go Mom! Even if she pulled a Nudge… and the woman ran away! Ha! That's what you get for messing with Maximum Ride and her Familia!
And that's when I figured out WHY that lady was here. Oh, her being my nurse makes more sense. And atleast she didn't get a chance to do my furniture, or ceiling. But now I have to paint it ALL OVER AGAIN! Even my DOOR!
Great, that's just great. (Note the sarcasm) But now I wanted to now exactly what I had.
"Avian Flu. Apparently, you and Fang are allergic."
So I started cracking up. Avian Flu, seriously? So Angel started cracking up, knowing about my dream. Apparently Fang had the same dream, but I'm just guessing. By basis? That he was laughing also. Everybody but us three just stood there confused? So Angel sent Nudge a thought video (?) trying to get her to explain it. Which of coarse didn't work, because Nudge started cracking up, TOO. Which just confused everybody else even MORE. So Angel sent everybody the same Video, and so everybody was laughing. Even the non-talking dogs, which I thought was weird, so I started laughing harder.
But then I had to get back to my room, and fixing what that beyotch did to it. Oh, and sleeping, too. Since I was still REALLY tired.
