Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Yah so I just realized I have no put Sai in any of my stories. For some reason I always forget about him. I kinda made fun of him. I couldn't help it. He's just so…easy to pick on. So yah. Please review.
The males of Team 8 were currently bothering Shikamaru. Kiba was pulling his hair and Shino's bugs were crawling along his stomach. Akamaru was attempting to pee on him, though Shikamaru was doing his best to inch away from the growing yellow puddle.
Damn them! All I wanted was to spend the day with Hinata and I get stuck with the overprotective bodyguards from hell! Where is she anyway?
All the males heard a stutter come from the doorway. Like magic, the boys, bugs and dog crept away into the shadows. Or what can be considered the shadows in a brightly lit kitchen, where most everything is clean and shiny.
Anyway. Hinata, in all her blushing glory, walked in, accompanied with Konoha's number 1 hated person. And no it was not Orochimaru. It was Sai! The shows to much skin, flirty, idiot. All guys in the room shuddered.
"Shikamaru!" Hinata yelped and ran to him, where he was tied to the kitchen table. She started to untie him, but Sai come over and looped his arms around her waist. She yelped, blushed and then fainted.
"Hehe. I seem to have that effect on people."
It's certainly not because of your good looks. More like your total and utter lack of good looks.
"Yeah I can see that."
"Jealous?"
"Of you? Most definitely."
"Hehe. I know. Even you have fallen for me."
"Yah…no."
"…"
"Can I get up now?"