Hey everybody! Bladicus here with a new chapter for ya! And this time! No retarded serial key is gonna stop me now! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Anti-Sora: *Reads Classic Cartoon27's review* You got it! -gives Blade a left hook to the jaw, knocking him unconscious-
Roxas: Sora? What the? What the fuck did you do? O-Our author is out cold!
Kairi: I'll call the Ambulance! -calls 911-
Phone Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Kairi: Yeah, this is Kairi from Kingdom Hearts 2, my author is unconscious...
Phone Operator: Ma'am, do you realize you can get fined 200$ for prank calls?
Kairi: Seriously! I'm Kairi!
Phone Operator: (sarcasm) Yeah, and I'm Shadow the Hedgehog! The Ultimate Lifeform! Cower in fear as I rampage around Station Square with my dual AK-47's!
Vanitas: Sigh... Blade does not own Kingdom Hearts 2..Jeez! Are you satisfied that you ruined his dreams for the 10th time?-opens the refrigerator and grabs a beer-
Now to reply to these reviews!
AngelKnightKaoru: Great minds think alike don't they? XD But no, I didn't steal the idea, I was planning to make Roxas more jealous but Sora seemed like such a good candidate lol.
(Her story The Fearless is about Kairi, a girl who can kick alot of butt! I recommend that you read it! She also has Miss Fortune, and other Pokemon stories to go along with it!)
Music-girls-wings: Thanks! I'm glad you like it!
(She also writes stories about Kingdom Hearts, Vocaloid, Maximum Ride, and Shugo Chara! She also wrote a poem about Vocaloid's Kaito and Miku I recommend it!)
Classic Cartoon27: Great! Now I have to go to the hospital because of you! I hope you're happy! Just kidding! xD
(Any super-hero lovers here today? If you like stories about cartoons and some of your favorite heroes like Spider-Man, you're gonna love his stories! I recommend Web of the Heart if you are a fan of Spider-Man like me!)
Isabelz3Cookies: Yeah, the age policy is bullshit. And even a spiky-haired goof-ball can be a badass once in a while! xD
And now...Unwanted or Unheard!
Chapter 10: A Painful Reunion
Sora's POV
After the jocks invaded the mall, we eventually found Xion and Hope and walked Kairi and Namine back home. Today wasn't all that bad actually, I found heaven (Gaming Underground), and I finally got my hands on Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3! Yup! Tonight is going to be a night of killstreaks, perks, tanks, helicopters, destructible enviorments! The nostalgia is killing me!
In front of Kairi's house, everyone said goodbye and parted their ways, Roxas and Namine of course, giving each other a goodbye kiss... And where do I fit in you ask? I will be the lonely, unattractive twin who is being a third wheel... and plays second fiddle to his twin who is the exact opposite...
After me and Roxas arrived at our house, we went inside and took off our shoes (I'm sure I don't have to mention that we opened and closed the front door as well...)
Suddenly we heard a thump and then the breaking of glass, in this house that could mean two things... either mom is drinking again... or Lightning is pissed off.
"RAH!" a familiar voice shouts while a cracking sound is heard.
I'm gonna go with Lightning being pissed off.
Roxas and I exchanged a glance and started walking up the stairs toward the source of the ruckus. Soon we found ourselves standing right outside Lightnings room, staring at the doorknob in fear.
"Well?"
"There is no Efing way I'm going in there."
"Don't be such a pussy!"
"Alright fearless leader, rock paper scissors!"
"Okay, a little Kindergardenish but fine!"
Me and my twin had a match, my scissors versus his rock guess who won?
"Now, go check it out! See what's what!" he said while pointing at the closed door.
I simply sighed "Fine..." I walked to the door and opened it just enough so I could peek my head in "Hey Light? Are you o- OH SHIT!" thanks to my sharp reflexes, I backed away from the door, preventing an alarm clock from taking my head off.
"LEAVE ME ALONE" I suddenly heard what seemed like crying on the other side of the door. So I quickly formulated a plan to get into her room and comfort her.
"Hey Roxas, hand me a pillow out of the closet will ya?"
"Okay..." the blonde said confused while opening the closet and handing me a pillow and stacking up on the door.
"Okay, on three, I want you to kick the door in, and I will rush in with the pillow as my shield."
He nodded and readied his powerful kicking leg for action "On three! One! Two! THREE!" As planned, Roxas kicked down the door, and I used the pillow to protect my body from incoming projectiles while continuing the assault on my sister and tackling her to the ground. My blonde twin then rushed in and assisted me in restraining her.
"Hey! L-Let me go!"
"Not until you tell us what's wrong Lightning!"
"N-No!"
"Tell us!"
Said girl let out a sigh and we got off of her and let her sit on her bed "Well, while you two were at a sleepover, I went out on a date to the movies."
"Right."
"I was getting some extra popcorn for myself, and when I got back... h-he was k-kissing another g-girl" the pinkette tried to say while sobbing.
Crap, I've never seen Lightning like this... whoever did this must have been a real asshole.
"So" Roxas said while cracking his knuckles "What his name?" Roxas said darkly.
"Cloud...Cloud Strife..."
Wait... Strife...that's Kairi's last name! It just HAD to be her brother didn't it? Why couldn't it have been someone else? Why?
"Okay, we'll talk to Kairi and Namine about it tomorrow okay? This Cloud your talking about just happens to be their older brother."
"Th-thanks..." suddenly me and Roxas were pulled into a hug, which is pretty rare, seeing as it is Lightning who is doing the hugging.
Normal POV
Meanwhile at the Strife Residence...
Cloud was relaxing on the couch playing some Kingdom Hearts 2 until Aerith interrupted him.
"So, how was your date?"
"It was great, I took Lightning to see Tower Heist, featuring Adam Sandler and Eddie Murphie. It's funny as hell, you should go see it." the blonde said while still not taking his eyes off of the game.
"I guess I'll call her so I can get the details! Like if you two kissed or not..." she said while smirking and walking toward the phone. After hearing this, Cloud immediately jumped up off of the couch and started sweating "She's not home, she's at the mall, you know, doing girl stuff like shopping and stuff like that..."
"Oh...Okay..." the curious redheaded sibling then spun on her heel and walked into the kitchen to start up dinner. The deceitful spiky-haired blonde smiled in success and happily continued playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
Back at the Hikaru Residence
After minutes of comfort, the three siblings decided to clean up Lightning's room and tidy up the house a little bit in preparation for their cousin's arrival. After a little break, Sora peeked out from the curtain and saw a shiny silver Porsche pulling up in the driveway. Stepping out of the car was a blue-haired girl wearing blue denim jeans, white sneakers, and a black hoodie with a silver moon on the front of it. Her hair also seemed to be in pigtails.
The brunette smiled and ran towards the front door, quickly opening it and not bothering to close it.
"AQUA!" he said while running up to her and hugging her. Aqua laughed softly and hugged him back "It's good to see you too Sora." she said while ruffling his hair "How is my favorite little chef doing?"
"Good. I finally got that Twilight Biscuit recipe down packed."
After pulling away, Sora let Aqua enter his humble abode, and closed the door behind them.
As soon as the blue haired girl walked in, she immediately found herself being hugged to death by Lightning and Roxas.
"N-Nice to s-see you t-too!" she said while struggling to breathe.
After the death hug was over, everyone sat on the couch and started talking about Radiant Garden and Elliptica. A few moments later, the 4 teens found themselves playing Battlefield 3 on the TV while waiting for Akira to get home.
An hour later...
The garage door was heard and the sound of a car engine could be heard. The door opened and in came Sora's mom (Or in Aqua's case, 'Aunt Akira') with a bag of groceries. The twins helped her out with the groceries and as a reward, they both got a kiss on the forehead.
"Hi Auntie!"
Akira glanced at her but then realized who it was and her eyes widened "Aqua!" she ran over to her and hugged her "Look at you! You changed so much from the last time I saw you! Wow, does time fly. So how's Elliptica?"
"It's great! They finished renovating the main office building and updated the security systems. I decided to stop by and see how everyone is doing." Aqua smiled while looking at the house, taking note of how it has changed since she last saw it.
"We have an extra bedroom upstairs if you want to take that one Aqua."
"No, I couldn't impo-"
"Nonsense! You come right this way!" Akira smiled while taking Aqua by the wrist and walking her up to the guest bedroom.
Sora's mom was the type of woman who wouldn't take no for an answer, so it was wise to just go along with whatever she has in mind instead of getting dragged there by force.
RING! The house phone rang and Sora quickly dashed over to pick it up.
"Is that you're girlfriend calling you?" the pinkette smirked.
"Sh-Shut up Lightning! She's not my girlfriend!"
"Sure she isn't~" said girl spoke with a hint of sarcasm and walked over to the couch and used the remote to change the TV to the Funimation Channel.
Sora rolled his eyes at her and pressed the green button
"Hello?"
"Hey Sora this is Kairi, I was calling to ask you if I could come over."
The perverted brunette tried his best to avoid any negative thoughts including the bedroom.
"S-sure! My cousin is here so you will get a chance to meet her. I'll be over there in a few to pick you up okay?"
"No, you don't have to, I can walk th-"
"Don't worry it's fine! See you in a bit!"
"Okay, see you soon!"
Sora pressed end and quickly went out the door, making sure to close it behind him, but not before hearing Lightning yell "See ya later lover boy!"
And Sora took off at a break-neck pace towards Kairi's house, as he was coming up on the gate, he saw Kairi waiting there.
"Kairi!"he said while running up to her.
"You know, you didn't have to run all the way here." Kairi giggled.
"Well, I was told that you shouldn't keep a lady waiting" he gave his 'Ladykiller Grin' that made Kairi blush a light pink.
"Shall we go madam?" Sora said all gentleman-like. This earned a giggle from Kairi "We shall" and with that, they walked back to Sora's house.
The brunette opened the door and let Kairi enter his humble abode.
"Hi Kairi!" Roxas chirped and waved.
"Hey Roxas!" she said and waved back.
Lightning gave Kairi a glare and immediately went back upstairs to her safe haven. The auburn raised a brow "Ummm... did I do something to offend her?"
"Its complicated..." Sora sighed.
"What happened?"
"I might as well tell you now." the brunette got close to her ear and whispered "Cloud cheated on Lightning."
"HE DID WHAT?"
"Yeah, that's why she glared at you, because she knows that you are his little sister." he said and backed away.
"Okay, I'm gonna go talk to her."
"Be careful alright?"
The auburn gave a reassuring smile "Don't worry, I'll be fine." Kairi immediately started to climb the stairs and then entered Lightning's room.
The pinkette noticed the auburn and gave her a glare "What do you want?" she said then turned over on her bed so that she was facing away from her.
"Sora told me what happened, and... I'm sorry about what Cloud did to you. What he did was wrong, and I don't blame you for thinking that he is the biggest asshole on earth." this got a snicker from Lightning and made her sit up and face the redhead.
Suddenly, Kairi came up with an evil scheme to get back at Cloud, but she needed some assistance. Lightning noticed her facial expression "So watch'ya thinking about red?"
"I have a plan to get back at Cloud for what he did to you, but I'm gonna need your help."
Lightning smirked and nodded "Alright, so what is this evil plan of yours?" Kairi gave the pinkette the details of her ingenious plan to which Lightning highly approved.
"Okay, monday at the cafeteria, got it." they shook hands then went downstairs. As they were coming down, Sora was suprised to see Kairi standing on her own two feet and not in a bodybag of some sort. The spiky-haired brunette shook his head in belief and stood up so he could finally introduce her to his cousin.
"Kairi, this is Aq-"
"The CEO of Elliptica!" the redheaded fan-girl ran over to Aqua, took her hand and shook it eagerly.
"I have all your recipes! Including your World-Reknown Sea-Salt flavored Rice!"
Aqua blushed from all the attention "Th-Thanks!"
"No! Thank you!"
"Can all of you quiet down? I'm trying to watch my program here!" Roxas said while watching Rideback. He suddenly got hit in the back of the head with a couch cushion. "What the heck?" the pissed off blonde said while looking back at Lightning.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I my finger slipped!" Lightning said while laughing. Suddenly a cushion collided with her face.
"Serves you Right!"
And thus a pillow war broke out, male vs female. But the twins were outnumbered, until the cavalry arrived, A.K.A their mother.
"HEY! NO PILLOW FIGHTS... unless I get into the action..." Akira smirked while fluffing her pillow.
Kairi, Lightning, and Aqua were in trouble now. They were up against a force like no other. Kairi was the first to go down after she got hit in the head by Akira's super move. Lightning was so buisy protecting herself from her mother's lethal attacks that she got tackled by the twins, after she was out of the picture, all that was left of the trio was Aqua.
"H-Hey...y-you wouldn't hurt your favorite cousin slash niece now would you?" she said nervously.
"Sorry Aqua, no mercy on the battlefield." Sora, Roxas, and Akira all said in unison while readying their pillows.
"A-AHHHH!" Aqua screamed while she was getting hit left and right by multiple pillows. After a few minutes the hitting ceased.
"I think that's enough for today gentlemen, now, if you will excuse me I'm going to go start up dinner." Akira smiled while skipping happily into the kitchen.
Sora and Roxas sat down on the couch and watched TV while using Lightning's back as a footrest. They knew that they were going to get their butts kicked for that later but they didn't really care because wounds can heal.
The 3 girls came to, Lightning was the first to rise up, glaring at Sora and Roxas, while Aqua and Kairi were standing behind her also glaring at the said boys.
"Ladies, I believe it is time that we showed these men some girl power!"
"YEAH!"
Unfortunately, Akira couldn't save poor Roxas and Sora because she was buisy cooking.
"A-AAHH!" The twins said while getting ravaged by pillows, cushions, and any other non-lethal weapons of destruction the attacking females could get their hands on.
Akira leaned out from the kitchen "Hey everyone! Dinner is ready!"
"Great timing mom..." A beat up Sora said while laying flat out on the floor next to an injured Roxas.
A/N: Ooooh, looks like Cloud is gonna have a bad Monday... I don't know where the pillow fight came from. I just thought it would be interesting. There is no shame in getting beat by a girl... especially ones that have the ability to get out keyblades, and a gunblade. xD
(Well, they can't do that in this fanfiction though... or can they? You will have to tune in next time to find out!)
I'm sure that all of you have something to say, so by all means please speak your mind by reviewing. I really want to hear (or see in this case) what you think of the story so far. R&R please! I'll update whenever I can.