A/N: BREAK~*~ So, I found my phone; my Biology teacher had it. and told me she didn't when I emailed her. lol. And after the first invitational for mao, I'm 3rd on the team! whuttt, I'm happy hehe. SO YUP. Winter break. I'll try updating all my stories. Key word, try. I'm just excited because after switching to a private highschool, I haven't seen my old friends in years but I have plans to catch up with them c: anyways, WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN WOLFY'S NEW CHAPTER? oh yeah, back to my story. Enjoy~

"Go out with me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I said sure alrea- ?"

"Victory!"

And cute little Jellal fist pumped while Erza's face turned as red as her hair.

"...meh."

She stumbled out of bed, face first, and fell to the floor.

"...uch."

Then she proceeded to slump to the mirror and brush her teeth, not even bothering to fix her bed-head.

Erza Scarlet, yes, the almighty, I-can-accomplish-crush-and-or-win-anything, was slouching near the table, hair a mess, face a mess, and thanks to Jellal, heart a mess. The redhead lazily stomped out of the house and screamed the instance she opened the door.

"J-Je-Je-Jellal! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY DOORSTEP?"

"Um...standing...?"

"No, WHY ARE YOU HERE?"

"Oh! Can't I pick up my special, energetic, and fantastic girlfriend?"

"Of course you can. One thing though; I'M NOT HER SO GO AWAY."

"But Erza! You agreed."

"You tricked me!"

"What are YOU talking about."

He glanced at his watch an realized they were going to be late. The blue head grabbed her hand and held on tight as he ran though the streets of his 'girlfriend's' neighborhood.

Girlfriend. Ah, that made him squeal like a little girl inside.

"Jellal! Let go!"

He looked back as she tried to catch her breath from his whim to sprint through the streets. Not that his hand grasping hers so tightly made her heart beat any faster. Stupid Jellal. He smiled lightly and winked at Erza and proceeded to run even faster.

"Na uh. We're gonna be late! Student Council members can't be late!~"

"THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!"

And their morning went on like that. Jellal insisting that they were going out and Erza denying with all she had. Walking through the halls became like the experiences those silly shoujo heroines went through when their boyfriends had their own freaking fanclubs. But, it wasn't like Jellal had a fanclub or anything, right?

Above!

Scarlet swiftly dodged the bucket of falling water from the classroom over her. Okay. So maybe he does have a fanclub. Damn, was she becoming those useless heroines who only cared about dating and looking pretty? Only to be saved by her boyfriend or a slap by her best friend? Wait. WHAT WAS SHE WORRYING ABOUT SHE WASN'T GOING OUT WITH THAT OBNOXIOUSLY COCKY KAICHOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

"AGGGGHHHH!"

The girl violently ruffled her hair in frustration and blew it out of her eyes only to get hit by another flying water balloon. She looked up, almost as of she was looking at Kami.

"GODDAMMIT WE'RE NOT FREAKING DATING! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"

Walking through the courtyard. Nothing's gonna happen, right? What are they gonna drop on her head, and how exactly would they reach that height? Hm, maybe a pot of dirt from the invisible balcony?

...oh shit.

The rest of the day followed with Erza being paranoid and more than slightly pissed, only feeling a bit safer when she was around Jellal. It's not like they'd do anything when he was around. Damn, she was turning into a useless shoujo heroine.

She walked into third, one of her classes that she didn't share with Jellal. AP Calculus. Erza sat there quietly twirling her pen. Yes, her pen. Damn right, she was doing math in pen. (el gasp) What a badass, risk-taking girl.

Throughout the whole period she thought of Jellal. I mean, how could she not? He claimed he was going out with her. It was a trap! But...why didn't she just break up with him if they were really 'going out'? Why hadn't she ended the stupid joke yet? It's not like she liked him like that, right? They were best friends, sure. He was her closest guy friend, definitely. But, did she think of him like that? When they were children she had a tiny crush on him, true, but she grew out of that, right? There was no way she still liked him, that's something only pathetic girly girls did.

She was Erza Scarlet; former leader of the most notorious gangs to ever rise from Fiore High. She was strong. She was cool. She was the most kickass girls in school! (must be all that math in pen) Regardless, she was breaking up with Jellal. If they even were going out in the first place. This had to end. She didn't like him like that. She really couldn't.

"That'll be 10 jewels."

"Alright, thanks. Let me get it...out...of...shit. Where's my wallet?"

"Sorry miss, if you don't have money you can't get your lunch. You're holding up the line."

"Oh, yeah. Sorry."

Suddenly, the man who was the cause of her worries appeared from behind her, stating, "It's alright, I'm paying."

"You what, wait, Jellal?"

He ignored her last comment and paid for her lunch and his, then took her hand in his and led her to this secret area in the shade under a tree where there was a great view of a lake. They found it together in freshmen year when they were playing manhunt one day.

It was quite the romantic spot. Not hot yet not cold as the wind lightly grazed the grass and assorted flowers decorated the vast and shady hill. Oh boy, this was a great spot to break up with him.

"So...um. Thanks, I'll pay you back tomorrow."

"It's fine, only 10 jewels. Plus, it's kind of the boyfriend's job to buy stuff for his lovely girlfriend."

"About that."

"What?"

"I...um...uh. Well you see, I don't li-"

With perfect timing, she started hearing ringing noises. 'Ring ring ring!'

"Sorry, it's my phone, I have to take this. See you later, Erza!"

He walked away as she stared at him from behind and sighed.

"Hah...you're such a bad liar as always."

As she entered ninth period, a blackboard eraser dropped onto her head, filling her scarlet hair with what looked like powdered sugar. Ok, that's it.

"Who the hell put that there? Huh? WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS STUPID ERASER HERE AND PULLED SUCH AN OLD SCHOOL LAME ASS JOKE? I am seriously so fucking fed up with this! I'M NOT DATING JELLAL. Oh yeah, I just said his name without the '-sama' YOU WANNA GO? And even if I were, which I'm certainly NOT, is this how you would treat his girlfriend? If you really cared about him, then you would be happy for him, you'd be glad that there's someone out there that he cherishes and you should cherish her too. You should NOT throw water balloons at her, you shouldn't throw BUCKETS of water at her, and you most definitely should not let erasers full of CHALK drop on her head. Kay?"

The room fell silent as Jellal walked in and looked at Erza's messed up hair and started to crack up.

"Ahahaha! Erza you fell for it! Hehe I was the one who set it up; you look so cute with white hair!"

"...You were the one who did this..."

"Mhm, why?"

"..."

Jellal, confused as ever, looked around the classroom and noticed that all their faces had "awkward" written all over them.

"Um..."

"ASDFGHJKL"

Scarlet, or rather, Shiroi-chan (HITSUGAYA~) stormed out of the room for the umpteenth time that day cursing at herself while leaving a trail of white powder on the floor.

"...Ah-suh-duh-fa-ge-hi-ji-kuh-ul?"

A/N: Okay so yup there it was. Happy New Year's everyone, and Happy Holidays too! I made a reference about his bad lying from the most recent chapter, which was btw, GODLY. I LOVE YOU MASHIMA. Oh, if you haven't read it, GO DO IT NOW AND SPAZZ WITH ME YOU LOVELY WONDERFUL JERZA LOVERS.