WARNING OF THE LANGUAGE AND DRUNKEN BEAHAVIOUR DURING THE MAJORITY OF THIS CHAPTER!

Disclaimer: Begecko-chan does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Shots by LMFAO, even though both are awesome.

Chapter 10: Shots!

"Down in one! Down in one! Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!" The boys chanted as Ryo downed the drink in front of him. They cheered when he placed the now empty glass on the table. It was currently Wednesday night, and the night of the hen/stag do. The pubs being expensive, they decided to stay at home and have a few drinks before heading out later. The girls taking Becca's and the boys at Yugi's, seeing as Koneko refused they be at his, due to the fact that "I've already had my work puked on and my house burnt down!" The girls were currently lounging around Becca's. The girls consisting of Becca, Amy, Courtney, Anzu, Mai and Ishizu, Serenity was not there as she claimed she had a headache.

"I'm bored!" Courtney uttered as she flopped onto the couch.

"We're going as soon as Mai's done with her make-up." Becca stated, to tell said blonde to hurry.

"Alright hun, I'll just be a second."

"You better be, I wanna get fucked up!" The others cheered as Becca downed the rest of her vodka and coke. Mai finished applying her make-up then stood and motioned for the door. Anzu quickly grabbed a bag and stopped everyone.

"I thought these would be appropriate." she stated pulling out hen night attire such as feather boas, shot glass necklaces, confetti shooters, L plates, head boppers (those things that jiggle), angel wings, a pair of devil horns and trident, feather fans and strangely a whip. Pulling it up Amy stared at it before flicking it to lash out and smacked Courtney's arse,to which she yelped. Amy smiled and started lashing at others in the room, before Mai snatched the whip off of her.

"Can we leave yet? It's getting boring here." Ryo sighed leaning back on his chair.

"Sure, just one second." Marik stated as he rushed off to get something. He returned with a pink bride to be sash and looped it around Ryo's head. He glared at the others as they laughed but shrugged and started laughing too. "I also got these." He stated removing top hats with the words "Stag Night" printed on them. "Because he's posh." They laugher started again as they all grabbed hats, Yugi and Yami having trouble putting theirs on due to his hair.

"Lets go!" The boys, they being Ryo (obviously), Koneko, Marik, Bakura, Yami, Yugi, Jonouchi and Honda, headed out to the pub. They had had a few beers before heading out and Yugi was already drunk.

"Hey, where we going?" He slurred as they walked down the dark streets.

"The pub, duh." Koneko pointed out. "And watch it!" he stated as Yugi stumbled into him.

"I'm sor-" He started before he started laughing.

"Bounce? It means Bounce?" Becca asked staring at the night club in front of them.

"It says Baunsu, so one can only assume." Amy stated.

"Yeah, but can we be sure?" Courtney asked.

"Yeah, it's bounce, now can we go inside now? It's freezing!" Mai said and trudged past them to the queue. They followed and were only waiting in line for about 5 minutes before they were let inside.

"It's dark, loud and there's a lot of people." Becca stated looking around.

"I know, isn't it great?" Anzu stated grabbing them and running through the crowd and to the bar.

"What'll it be ladies?" The raven haired bartender asked them.

"Alcohol!" Becca shouted over the music.

"Anything specific?"

"Surprise us!" His green eyes glinted at the response; he whirled round and started pouring liquids into a cocktail shaker. He then poured the newly oscillated concoction into 6 shot glasses. They looked at the glasses of red liquid and then quickly necked them. Amy coughing at the taste, whilst the others loved the taste.

"What was that?" Anzu asked him.

"That ladies was liquid cocaine. One quarter Grand Marnier orange liqueur, one quarter Southern Comfort, one quarter Absolut Vodka, one quarter shot Ameretto liqueur and just a dash of pineapple juice."

"Can we have more?" Courtney asked him.

"Sure anything else?"

"We'll be back later."

And the list went as follows: Satan's piss (1 1/2 oz. White rum, 3 dashes Tabasco sauce), Tequila Smash (1 part Tequila, 1 part 7-up), Jager Bombs (1 part Jagermeister, dash of Red Bull), Pineapple upside down cake (1/2 oz. Baileys Irish cream, 1/2 oz. Vodka, 1/2 oz. Butterscotch schnapps, 1/2 oz. Pineapple juice) and other shots. The strangest of which being the Blow job shot (0.5 oz. Butterscotch schnapps, 0.5 oz. Baileys Irish cream), now I know what your thinking but it's not as dirty as you think. Fill half of shot glass with butterscotch and half Irish cream. Top with whipped cream. Take shot without using your hands like a blow job. See not that dirty. Though Amy did like the flavour and started licking the inside of the shot glass.

"Look I can balance this pint on my head." Koneko slurred as he placed a full pint of cider on his head. It stayed for about 5 seconds before it fell and covered him, Marik and Yugi in the fruity beverage. Yugi jumped then smelled his arm.

"Smells like apples!" He shouted then started licking his arm.

"You guys gotta learn to hold your liquor." Jou stated.

"Loosen up. It's my *hiccup* stag night. I want to enjoy myself. But your right, *hiccup* they can't hold it for shit."

"Oh My God!" Yugi stated.

"What?"

"You swore."

"And?"

"No one thought you were able." Bakura stated, before downing the rest of his drink. "I'll be back."

"Where you goin?" Koneko slurred standing up.

"For a piss if you must know."

"I need to go too." They both walked off in the direction of the toilets, Koneko stumbling on the way. Bakura steadied him as they neared them and helped him through the door.

"Thanks Kura. You good friend." He stated as he staggered over to the urinal. After that he went and washed his hands meeting Bakura again. His drunken gaze turned from his soapy hands to see the albino near the hand dryers. He smiled and wrapped his arms around the taller's waist. Confused he turned and met the small Briton. Smiling the younger claimed his lips in a sloppy kiss. Reacting Bakura pushed him away.

"What about Marik?"

"Screw Marik!" He stated before returning to the kiss.

"Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots everybody" Becca shouted walking down the empty, early morning streets.

"If you ain't getting drunk get the fuck out the club" Mai continued.

"If you ain't takin shots get the fuck out the club" Anzu followed.

"If you ain't come to party get the fuck out the club" Becca stated.

"Now where my alcoholics let me see ya hands up" They all shouted as they raised there arms, bursting into a fit of drunken giggles. Amy then turned and gasped, before running into the road. She returned with a bright orange traffic cone and placed it on her head.

"It's orange!" She screamed. Becca sighed and whipped her and placed her finger to her lips.

"We have to keep quiet 'coz people are asleep." She slurred.

"Okay." They started walking before they continued screaming again.

"This was fun you guys!" Ryo stated lumbering away from the pub.

"We should like totally go out again, when's your next stag night Ryo?" Marik asked.

"I don't think you get two Marik."

"Oh too bad."

"Lets just get home. I'm..." Bakura growled then yawned. "...tired."

"Okay. Koneko, honey!"

"What?" Koneko asked, before continuing to throw up into a nearby bin.

"Move your arse."

"Can't puking."

Begecko-chan: It's done!

Becca: It took you ages!

Begecko-chan: Not as long as last time! But I did have Koneko telling me to hurry up for the past 30 minutes.

Koneko: You should hurry then!

Begecko-chan: Anyway, thanks for dropping by because blows trumpet You have a sequel fanfic. Which people should read. It's called Life on Psycho Lane by Koneko-Raian.

Becca: Could we wrap this up, you have geography homework.

Begecko-chan: SHIT! I completely forgot! R&R guys, bye