A/N: Ha! I had this typed before the episode even aired in the US s there was no way that I could delay the entry for you guys! I know, y'all love me! AND I'm almost to my goal! 82 reviews, guys, 82! Come on, help me out! Only 18 more reviews are needed! I believe in you guys! I BELIEVE!!! …ahem, sorry. I weirded MYSELF out right there… moving on to the disclaimer!
Iroh: YAY! MY TEA! –grabs tea from my hand-
Me: yes, yes, you can have it. The reviewers did a great job.
Iroh: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Me: …When'd you start doing that?
Aang: Can I do the disclaimer? –pudding cup eyes-
Me: Yeah, go ahead!
Aang: Sweet! Tangy doesn't own anything on Avatar: The Last Airbender, or the show itself.
Me: Hmm…
Aang: Hmm? What hmm? Why are you saying hmm like that, hmm?
Me: I was just thinking… what do you think Katara will say about that THING on the Day of Black Sun, you know, on top of the submarine?
Aang: o.O YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?!
Me: Sure do! I'd be surprised if any Avatar lover DIDN'T know!
Aang: B-but that was a-a private m-moment, and I – and her, a-and you and – how? – what hap – HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!
Me: -sigh- let's just start the story now.
Sokka's Diary
Entry 10
UGH! Why must walking include using your feet? It SUCKS! Seriously. I mean, Appa just HAD to get tired, so we had to WALK the rest of the way to the Western Air Temple! On our FEET! What kind of cruel and unusual punishment IS this?
Ouchy… my feet hurt… GASP! Is that a blister? Oh, Aang and his bison are going DOWN!
Anyway, the whole place is freaking awesome! It's entirely underground! And some of the buildings are even UPSIDE DOWN! How cool is that?
And then, we had to discuss a new plan for the war and crap. Why couldn't Ozai have freaking BEEN there? Then this would have all ended!
I blame the cabbage man.
…I don't know why, but it's ALL HIS FAULT!!!
Seriously, it's like, "My cabbages! My cabbages! I hate you, I freaking hope you die! Apologize to my cabbages! Or else!"
Get a life, man, get a life.
But back to the whole 'discuss new plan' thing. Aang, being the child he is, didn't want to. He wanted to PLAY and HAVE FUN. What 12-year-old boy wants to do THAT?
Eventually, Katara got him to talk.
Hmm, I wonder if Katara's ever going to mention that kiss to Aang… OH! I feel an awkward discussion coming on, and I SO wanna be there when it happens!
Alright, so… what was I talking about? Oh yeah, something about cheese puffs, right? No, no, wait, we were talking about the Western Air Temple.
Riiiight.
So, we decided that our NEW plan should be our OLD plan! I'm a genius, right? Am I right?
… AM I right? PLEASE TELL ME I'M RIGHT!
Great, now I'm self-conscious. JUST GREAT!
But then, Toph was all, "Guys, check this out!" and we were like, "What is it?" and she was like, "Look over there!" and we were all "Okay!" and we were all like, "GASP!" coz Zuko's right there, and Zuko's like "Hey! Zuko here!" and we were like, "What the freak?" and he was like, "I'm good now!" and we were all, "Whatevs," and he was all, "Really!" and we were like, "Go away!" and he was like, "I'm your prisoner!" and we were like, "Nuh-uh!" so he left.
I should SERIOUSLY consider becoming an author!
And did you know that ZUKO set Combustion Man on us?! What the heck is his problem?! Spirits, he needs to hacking get a life! My gosh…
And then, we were talking about it, and Toph said that we should GIVE ZUKO A CHANCE! Has she forgotten our past experiences? Is she BLIND?!
…Don't answer that last one.
And NOBODY believed me when I told them I had a wart on my throatal flap when Aang, the trouble MAGNET, made us suck on frozen frogs! I mean, it's MY throatal flap! I COULD FEEL IT!
So Toph ran off, and me, being the kind and considerate person I am, started getting worried about her. But, JUST THEN, she came out of the wall! AND HER FEET WERE BURNED!
How the hacking do your FEET get burned?
She told us Zuko had done it, and it had taken so long for Toph to get back to where we were staying, Katara couldn't completely heal them.
Which sucks for Toph, basically.
And THEN the Combustion Man shows up! WHY IS IT ALWAYS US?!
Then ZUKO, of all people, tried to STOP him! STOP HIM!
Weird…
"Unfortunately", Zuko was pushed off the cliff. "Fortunately", he grabbed a vine and prevented (OOH! Big word!) himself from falling off.
Darn vine…
Then I, the smarticle and genius SOKKA, used my super smartitude to get us out of this mess! Since Combustion Man kept sending down blows, I threw my boomerang up there and knocked him unconscious!
For a total of 5 seconds.
Then he got up and, get this, BLEW HIMSELF UP!!! HE'S DEAD!!!
Who knew someone could be so stupid? Blowing THEMSELVES up? I mean, in ALL my life, I've NEVER met someone SO INCREDIBLY STUPID!
OMIGOSH! What's that? …oh, it's just grass. Never mind!
And then, Zuko and Aang had some mushy, heart-to-heart discussion that made me want to, oh, I don't know, GAG! Which resulted in Zuko joining our group!
I still can't believe it happened! Zuko! In our group! Team Avatar! The Boomerang Squad! The Aang Gang! The Fearsome Foursome! HE'S IN IT! And now it's just… awkward.
Have you EVER tried to have a discussion with your enemy who wasn't your enemy anymore, but you still felt like he or she was still your enemy? Let me tell you, not easy.
AWKWARD!
And now, I'll leave you to whatever you journals (or you people reading this) do.
Hugs and kisses,
Sokka, the TRUE leader of Team Avatar
A/N: Honestly, I would have liked to end it with 'the true leader of the Boomerang Squad' but Sokka's first name for the group was Team Avatar, so that made more sense. I REALLY liked that part when Zuko first showed up saying he was good and Sokka does the whole he-said, she-said thing. I read it to my sister and we were both laughing hysterically! It sounds so much better when you read it quickly, though. I just loved it!
OMIGOSH! Did anyone see the Veggie Tales movie? VEGGIE TALES ROCK!!! And that movie was hilarious, more so than usual.
And now, I must leave. Review! …You know, or else… I guess…
Bosco: Roar.
Me: Err… he said if you don't review, he'll… eat you? Yeah, let's go with that…
Tangy