Here we go again!

Hyper Has A Double Meaning

Everyone, well all of my friends at least dressed in ugly Halloween costumes. I had forgotten that to was the 31st of October, but why come in the morning?
"BELLS, EDDIEKINS!" They all yelled in unison.

"Trick or Treat!" Emmett yelled bursting through the door. "We're a little early," admitted Rose.
"Oh really, I hadn't noticed!" "Ha. Funny Bella. We knew you and Cranky wouldn't have costumes yet so we came to gwwt you. Now let's go shopping!"
"I don't have a Halloween costume because I quit trick or treating when I was 13," said Edward.

"Oh, live a little Ed," said Jasper, who was dressed up like a punk rocker.
It really did suit him. "Now let's go!" they dragged Edward and I out by our feet,
literally, but they finally got us into the car and buckled.

"So what are all of you?" I asked, but I'm a little scared of the answer. "Well I'm a fairy,
of course!" said Alice. "Jazz is a punk rocker, Em's the Hulk, that's why he is green,
Rose is like the whore version of Helen of Troy," "Hey! It's called the 'sexy' not whore, and mine person is better than your, did Tinkerbells face sell a thousand ship, huh?" she had a devilish smirk on her face. "Well n-," "That's what I thought, so shut it pixie!" looks like Rose it a little grouchy this morning.

"Looks like someone is PMSing today," laughed Jasper. We all bursted out in laughter, but the look on Rose's face shut up. She might actually be PMSing. The traffic was light so Emmett was darting aroung cars, playing chicken in front of eighteen wheelers, also while making me almost pee my pants. He was going so fast I we missed the costume shop, so he decided to make an illegal U turn on the freeway.

Driving with Em is life threating, but we all made it one peice to the store. We all piled out of the car at the same time, which didn't turn out so well. We walked up to the building and walked through the doors. The store was filled with everything for Halloween, anything you could need you would find it here.

The boys and us split up and we headed for to woman's section. Most of the costume looked skin tight, but I tried some on anyway. Alice handed me a 'sexy' maiden in distress costume.
It fit like a glove, and I loved it. Well, I loved it as much as any woman could love a Halloween costume. I went to the counter and bought it, with the costume still on went to go find the boys.

I could hear Em laughing half way across the store, that's how we found them so easily. By the time we got there Edward was dress like a vampire, sexiest vampire I had ever seen. He turned to face me, "Is this OK, Whoa..." "Dang, Bells is bringing sexy back!" Emmett yelled, his voice echoed through the store. "You look great I said," Edward smiled, and grabbed my waist. "Sure you get to bite her neck!" "EMMETT!" Rose screamed, "SHUT UP!" I never though a day would come when I could find someone louder that Em, the time has come.

I could still hear Rosalie's voice echoing through my ears as we went to buy Edward's costume.
What can I say, the girl can yell. My stomach growled, "I think it's time to feed the human,"
said Em. "The human," "Yea, because I'm a monster, I'm the Hulk!" I nodded my head, I will never
understand Emmett...ever.

We walked out of the store, and saw an IHOP across the street, and we set our paths in that direction.
I knew we had to look ridiculous, grown-ups dress up for Halloween going to IHOP. We got in and got seated, when a
woman came to take our orders. Emmett being Emmett, of course ordered the smiley face pancake from the child's menu.

Rose argued with him over his choice. "Really? Em!" "Really," he said in a British accent. "I mean I know it fit's
your maturity level, but did you have to order for the child's menu?" "Yes...HEY!" "Hey what?" she asked him like she never
said anything. "You said something... something, uh, never mind," has has ADD. "Way to use you mind Emmett," joked Edward.

It took us a while to finally get out of IHOP, because Em kept eating, but we escaped and made it back to the jeep.
We decided that we should get in the car one at a time, it worked out much better. We decided to let Edward drive, he was
like a NASCAR driver, fast, but experienced.

The car ride was extremely boring, so Alice decided that we should go play laser tag, in our costumes. Emmett and Jasper
whole-heartily agreed, Edward, Rose, and I, not so much. Alice set her lips in a pout and we persistently agreed.
This was going to be... well there are many words I could use, but I'd rather not. I decided on the word crazy, it was the
only acceptable one.

We walked into the place screaming, and the workers looked at us warily. The main source of the noise was surprising,
it came from Jasper, poor quite Jasper, Alice got to him. He was screaming Eye of the Tiger, it was catchy so we all
joined in. "IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL, AND THE LAST
KNOWN SURIVOR STALKS HIS PRAY IN THE NIGHT, AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EYE...OF THE TIGER!" in my ears we were
pretty darn good, so I had no idea whay the workers would be covering their ears.

"Um, what can I do for you?" a girl asked timidly. "Uh, One, two... six tickets for laser tag!" Em said in his booming
announcer voice. The girl jumped, scared of how loud he was. He chuckled, he always gave people bad first impressions.
"DO YOU HAVE THEM YET? YOU FREAKING BI-" "Language Emmett!" Alice slapped the back of his head. "You're not my mom, GOSH!"
"well, I AM you sister, so shut it," he made a motion that he was going to be quiet.

"Here are your ticket's," the girl handed them to Edward and quickly scurried away, I think we scared her. Before
we went into the laser tag room, we had to watch a video on safety. "Do not chew gum," Emmett swallowed his gum. "No pregnant
women should play," "Well that stops you from playing Alice!" she slapped Em again. After the long video of rule was over
Rose screamed with relief.

Our game was ruff and sweaty, I tripped up the stairs, but I blamed the heavy laser tag armor for that. We left the building
after two hours of extreme laser tag, and the girl was still jumpy. I felt sorry for her. My friends are the kinds of people
that you have to get used to, but I love them, even Em.

My house was 'the' house as always so they all piled into my living room, and turned on the TV. Yo Yo Gabba was on, and
the boys were singing along with the songs. "Don't bite your friends! Don't bite your friends!" I rolled my eyes,
you have to love them I guess. All that sugar from IHOP didn't wear off during laser tag, hyper has a double meaning with
Emmett.

The "Eye of the Tiger" thing and all the converstaions, that took place at the laser tag place, were actually real. Those
were the words and actions of my friends and I. Yes we are like the Cullen's, even my voice is kind of bell like.
NO LIE, and I kind of glitter in the sun, but that's probaly due to body wash. REVIEW!!! REVIEW!!! THANKS!!!