A piece, featuring random shinobi of different zodiac.
Zodiacal tactics
If a kunai is thrown at…
Aries
He will intentionally lay himself open, waiting for the kunai to change its course.
Taurus
Your kunai finally got at him! You can have them back! All twenty!
Gemini
Congratulations! You've hit… a shadow clone.
Cancer
A careful step backwards and to the side.
Leo
He'll dodge by a dozen somersaults and a rollover, then stand still, anticipating a loud ovation.
Virgo
A ninja of this particular sign will catch it, start complaining about rust, then add the kunai to his arsenal.
Libra
It will take too much time and great pains for this shinobi to choose the right technique. At the last moment, he will catch the offensive object with his teeth and read a lection on non-violence.
Scorpio
Be ready. The kunai will pierce the attacker's back.
Sagittarius
He'll evade, saying "Hey, you, eternal fumbler!"
Capricorn
He has a good ability of extrapolation. Suddenly, a swamp appeared beneath the enemy's feet.
Aquarius
Does he seem to look absent-minded? An easy target? Don't be idle and brace yourself. The battle scene will be abandoned with the words: "Your kunai is blunt, same as its owner".
Pisces
He will continue standing on one place, imagining that the kunai doesn't exist.