A/N: This story will be co-written with Quickflip whom will help with chapter two and onwards.
Blue exorcist does not belong to me or Quickflip it belongs only to Kazue Kato
Good or Bad, You Choose
Chapter 10
Opfer Nummer Drei, Vier
It has been two days since the whole traumatizing my uncle thing. And I felt ambitious today. It was not only a Thursday but also my birthday. So I figured I'd get to play with my uncle twice since he avoided me yesterday, i don't know why though. Anyways today I wanted to set some gears into motion so I flew through my usual morning routines and quickly putting on my super cute pink and yellow uniform. The pink of the uniform a shade in between my eyes and hair. The splash of the yellow vest contrasting beautifully with my pale ivory skin. I braided my straight hair into twin braids and tied my tie as I left my father's castle heading to school.
I quickly passed by the many tired students and headed to the perfect spot. I had to plan ahead for the first one and set a little trap. As I made my way through the halls of the school I soon found myself under the shade of a certain tree near three best friends, two of which were my current targets.
I watched as the smallest talked up to his two best friends who were currently in the process of a disagreement. It soon ended after the tallest and strongest quickly let go of his pink haired friends vest and spit at the ground before storming off, with the small one following behind.
Soon after they left I got to see the pink haired one turned to me and smile as if he knew I was there the whole time. See as I wasn't even hiding, this wasn't much of a feat.
"Well hello there, and who might you be?" He asked me a slight blush on his face.
"Konichiwa!" I greeted brightly, "my names Zoe! And are you Renzo Shima?" I asked not wasting any time.
"Yep, now what would a pretty girl like you want with a handsome guy like me?"
"I need a favor. I know that's a lot to ask from someone who doesn't even know me but I can promise you will get a big award in return." I promised forcing a faint blush upon my cheeks. And with that he took the bait. I quickly felt a surge of happiness that I had to force myself not to hug him before he even agreed to what I had to say.
"Hmmm, and what would this favor be that I would get such a promise?"
I giggled before answering him. "I want you to perform a little stunt in front of your cram school class. I want you to kiss Rin Okumura!" I could barely contain my excitement. It wasn't long before I had my answer.
"No."
"Why?" I pouted knowing I would be making him bend a little to my way.
Blushing a bright red the brunette dyed blonde had a little mini tent slowly putting itself together. I blushed a little shocked at what I had just seen. And that was what Eddy walked in on. Both me and the other pinky blushing and a raging boner in the older ones pants. I knew right away trouble was gonna ensue and it was trouble I didn't want.
"Now Zoe I know that you want him to throw you a bone but this is ridiculous"
"Ed-fucking-wardo. You are so dead." I murmured as I turned to him my face now as red and bright as the other pinky. It was then that I lunged myself forward using my powers a bit as I knocked him unconscious. Afterwards I turned back to Shima and smiled sweetly as he had a look of pure horror on his face.
"So about that favor." I said sweetly.
Later that very day I walked with Eddy and Rin to our next class only to be stopped by a group of argueing Kyoto boys. They were so deep in discussion though that they seemed to not even acknowledge us. I watched with a faint blush as my uncle and second bestie continued by going around the group one on each side. Eddy closer to the two arguing and Rin closer to the pink haired boy.
"Konekomaru! What do you mean Shima had a big problem yesterday. As one of his best friends couldn't you tell me!" The tallest one bellowed.
"It's not my place to say Bon." The smaller boy defended himself. At this point Shima was blushing red and looked up from the ground only to see me and blush even worse. Which in turn made my blush worse.
Eduardo seemed to notice my lack of appearance on the other side of the trio and turned at that comment. Rin however was shocked and turned around as well.
"Shima! You couldn't have? Could you?" And with that Rin charged Shima tackling him to the floor Eddy making bets with the students in the hall.
"Rin what the hell?!" Bon questioned enraged that his best friend was being beaten up by his frenemy. Rin was throwing punches left and right until Shima got a swing in and Rin flew back to a wall. And with that Shima was on Rin like a fly on shit. Shima punched rin in the eye and then in the gut. Smashing Rin's head into the ground and overpowering the little demon. I was shocked and pissed.
I went up to the two brawling on the floor ignoring the blood and other male bodily fluids and grabbed my uncle's shirt and flinging him away from my new rival. I quickly grabbed my rivals shirt and pulled him right on close to my face and said the following words before promptly spitting in his face.
"First you deny my request! Second you get perverted thoughts about me! And THIRD! THIRD YOU PUNCH MY BEST FRIEND."
Dufhgvufdvfdgvperhghsd9rhg9wesrhfg9ehfgewrhr is probably what they were all thinking as I left them to their own doings. It was hard enough trying to get them to kiss but now I have to deal with them now fighting. So the fuck what if I wanted to have my uncle and every guy in his class in a yaoi shipping. So the fuck what!
Now on to Life with the Authors.
Max: So here is where we are gonna type when our chapter is less than 2,000 words. Got it?
Quick: Good cause I told you I'm not gonna help you!, this is why I say certain fantasies should stay in your head. Hmph.
Max: Oh really? Then why are you and Eddy gonna kiss now.
Eddy comes sauntering into Quickflip's living room and sits at his mother's dining room table.
Eddy: How kinky is this? Kissing myself! Let's give her what she wants or who else knows what she'll do next.
Quickflip leaned over to Eddy planting a quick chaste kiss before leaning back with a weird look on his face. Quickflip however had a look of disgust and promptly left down the hall to the restroom in which he puked out his late lunch.
Quick: Okay you if you're gonna play like that, two can play at this game.
Sends Shura with a whip and mask
Quick: sorry I'd love to elaborate but this is censored, use your imagination :3
Max answers the door with a barking terrier in the background and a mob of three people asking who is it looks into the dark night only to see her favorite Blue Exorcist character on a stallion they're in a Jason mask and handing me a riding crop.
Shura: It's Halloween bitch lets party!
Max: Sure! Hey Quickflip you and Eddy get to right the next chappy for like a few days. Screw up and you're dead.
Quick: It's not even Halloween!
Eddy: I know but they really want it to be so let's give them tonight.
Quick:I hate literary causality if you're not describing it, it backfires on you :(
