So tonight is the jelly rave thing. I have never been to rave or anything jelly oriented. But it sounded like fun. It is just I wanted to go with Deidara. So I was like what should I wear. What do I you wear to rave? Lets see I think it should wear pants. What else a shirt. Yeah, this is going no where. What to wear what about a jeans I guess. I grabbed a pair of really tight jeans that Konan had talked me into buying. They were shiny and black. I got to remember not to sit in these pants. Then I picked a red fishnet with a red top. And some boots. I got to admit I looked good. So makeup why not. I put on some dark eyeliner and red glitter. I also sprayed some red stuff in my hair. Wow I wonder what Deidara is going to wear. I hadn't seen him all day. Finally I heard a knock on the door it was him. He was wearing some tight, shiny black leather pants. He was wearing just a black fishnet on top with a bright pink studded belt. He also had light blue arm warmers. He had black and blue boots. They were shiny and metallic. "You ready un?"
"You bet." we got to the place where people were yelling, "Praise the jelly!"
"Hello and welcome to the way of the Jelly-sama!"
"Hi this is Tobi and I'm Deidara."
"Hello so help yourself to any jelly."
So we did we walked around and found people dancing covered in jelly and getting high off jelly. It was weird. "So do you want to dance un?"
"I don't dance."
"Come on just follow my lead un!" so we walked out to the dance floor and he started pressing himself against me. This is awesome. Dei felt good against me. I just leaned on him and stuff. The best part was how no one cared who we were. Everyone was in their on little world. It was just us. But it hurt too because I knew would have to return and act the way we always do. He must of sensed that because he asked, "You ok Tobi?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Come on you want to get some air?"I followed him out of the dance place to the night air. It was nice an cool compared to the the inside I could breath. Tonight was cloudy and the moon's crescent shape could just barely be seen. "So what's on your mind?"
"When we get back we have to forget this." I said somberly.
"So un. It's going to be fun when we keep it a secret from everyone else!"
"Yeah, I guess. Actually it does seem fun." Deidara always cheers me up. The rest of the night we danced and ate jelly off each other. That was the best. I spread some grape jelly on his face and kick and enjoyed slowly licking it off. He liked it too. But tomorrow we had to go back hey wait what was this mission about? When we woke up the next morning I asked Deidara, "What was the point of the mission?"
"I'm not sure un." he said trying to remember.
"I guess we can make it up." so we tracked our way back to the base to make up stuff about the mission. Finally we got there. I was a little nervous of what to say but, I was the leader. We walked into the Akatsuki door and found Konan waiting for us.
"So, how did the mission go?"
"It was great!" I answered her. She smiled at us and asked.
"So then the information was collected on the three tails."
"Yes!"
"Then come with me Tobi and tell leader what you know." I followed her unsure of what I was going to tell Pein but I'll wing it!
"So Madara how did it go?"
"Fantastic, we got a lot of info on it."
"Like what?"
"Ok, so the thing it likes cupcakes with pink frosting, favorite dance is the Hussle, likes the color black, is half Jewish, favorite show is Lost it loves Sayid." what else could I say. "Favorite band Panic at the Disco, and it likes waffles. So it was a success."
"Do you even know what your were supposed to be doing?"
"Not really."
"Ok whatever I'll just send Zetsu. Anyway it is time to vote for employee of the month." I hated doing this. No one ever won! Everyone always voted for themselves. So it was a tie. I think Pein wanted to do this because he thought one day he would win.
"So guys tonight we are going to vote employee of the month again. I vote for myself."
"Not a surprise I vote for myself too." Konan said.
"I vote me." Hidan said.
"I vote for me Kakuzu." see I told you waste of time!
"I think that I will vote for Kitty no donna." my idiot nephew said.
"Meow!"
"Looks like he votes for himself too we have a winner!"
"Wait un I vote for myself."
"It doesn't matter Deidara Kitty no donna still has two votes."
"I vote for you too Sempai!"
"I vote for the Kitty no donna too." Kisame said.
"Another fucking thing I didn't win! I vote for Deidara just because I am in a bad mood!" Zetsu was kinda upset.
"So there is tie again so we have to go to. Sudden death over time!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pein shouted.
"So who dies?" Itachi asked.
"No one we vote for the two nominees."
"So what is so sudden about? And why is it death?" a confused Hidan asked.
"I just wanted to sound dramatic."
"So I think I will vote for the cat."
Konan voted next, "I vote for Deidara."
"I vote the fucking blond."
"Deidara" Zetsu said.
"I vote for me."
"Kakuzu it has to be Deidara or the cat."
"I don't care."
"Fine I assume that neither of you would want to change your vote so hold on I'm counting. I guess you win Deidara!"
"What do I win un?"
"A cruise ship vacation with a member of your choice. So you pick."
"Tobi I guess un." inside Deidara was so happy. Him and Tobi on a cruise ship.
here is another chapter i have no idea how this will end. r&r and enjoy for some ramern!!!!!!!!!