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Anyway, it's time for the tenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.
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Chapter 10: Action: Feelings
(Film Lot)
"Last time on Total Drama Action, the cast had returned for the second season." Chris grinned, "They met the five new castmates, Rodney, Dawn, Jo, Max, and B." The footage of said contestants joined the group from the limousine, "Then they went through a several challenges and formed two teams. There was some craziness going on around with a certain musician. Geoff and E-scope were unlucky to be eliminated early in the season and we are down to eighteen castmates. Who will be the next victims to hitch a ride to loser city? What kind of challenges will they face? What drama will they bring us? Find out tonight on Total Drama Action!"
(Trailers)
The sweating castmates sat under the shades, it was a hot day and they don't have any energy left. "Too hot to do anyth…" Harold panted heavily, "My mojo isn't sweat-proof!"
"I can't be getting a cold in this heat." Gwen groaned.
"Tea?" Dawn offered her tea cup to the goth girl, "It may help you with your cold."
"Thank." Gwen drank the tea with a smile and there was a sound of western music in air, caused everyone to glance around before they jumped at the gunshot.
"Chris!" Beth screamed.
"My cranium." The nerd whined.
"Take it easy." Chris chuckled as he showed up in cowboy costume, "Guns are loaded with blanks…Least I'm pretty sure one of 'em is." The host laughed evilly, "Since there's no beatin' the heat, we're goin' west today. There's a town meetin' at high noon. Be there, or I'll drive you deadbeats outta town!"
Lindsay squealed, "If you're driving us outta town, can we go to the mall?"
(Confessional)
"Darn humidity!" Leshawna sighed as she stared into the mirror to see her afro before she gives the camera a glare, "Whatchu think you lookin' at? Nothing to see here!"
(Wild West Set)
The castmates glances at the sassy girl's afro as she walks past them and Heather covered her mouth with a giggle. "I'm sorry, do you see something fun with my hair?" Leshawna snarled, earned a few headshakes.
"Not from where I'm standing." Duncan peeked over the sister's afro.
"Listen up, pardners…" Chris explained, "In any good western, there are heroes, outlaws, horses, and pretty dames. The hero defeats the outlaw, then rides off into the sunset on the horse."
"What about the pretty dames?" Beth asked.
"None of your beeswax!" The host frowned before he ruffled the farmer girl's hair with a laugh, "Just messing with you. They usually hang out in the saloon during the bar brawl."
"Bar brawl…Cool!" Harold showed off some karate moves.
"…Last time I checked, the western movies don't have karate, dattebayo." Naruto rolled his eyes but the nerd doesn't hear him and kept moving around until the punk tripped him into the water trough.
"Awesome reenactment, Harold." Duncan smirked, "Uh, most brawls do end up with the loser in the water trough." The nerd sat up and shook the waters off him, some of them lands on Justin's chest.
"Oh, yeah." The model posed as the water turned into steams, "Feel so good."
"Enough with man candy!" Chris pouted as he fired his guns in air to get their attention, "All eyes on me! Time for your first challenge…No cowboy worth spitting at would go one day without saddle practice. Time to saddle up!" The host turns around to see a half-dead horse that kept farting for a good minute, "…That's the best steed we would afford?"
"You want a damn five-star hotel, and champagne and caviar for breakfast." Chef checked the receipt, "Hmm, I gotta cut somewhere."
"It's perfect…Don't change a thing." Chris grinned.
(Confessional)
"Ooh! I love horses!" Beth gushed, "Justin told me I look like one. He's so great…"
*Static*
"I spent three summers at Medieval Steve's medieval camp." Harold said with his nose up in air, "We learned to joust, ride horses, and how to look manly in tights…It's harder than it looks."
*Static*
"Yes!" Rodney cheered to himself, "I have a lot of experience with breaking the horse in."
"Pfft, you call this a challenge?" Duncan snorted and he was about to hop on the horse until the host stop him.
"Not so fast, you cowboys and cowbabes are gonna have to mount the steed from up there!" Chris gestured at the water tower, "Not there…Waaaaay up there!" Everyone raised their heads up more to see a tallest diving board platform, "Since the Gaffers won the last challenge, they go first." Some of the castmates glanced at each other worriedly, "Don't worry, our unpaid interns have assured us it's safe."
"Safe, my ass." Jo crossed her arms.
"We won last week, why do we have to go first?" Gwen asked.
"Because I said so." The host smirked cruelly as he winked at the camera, "And I'm your host, Chris McLean."
"Achoo!" Gwen sneezed, "Guys…I really think I'm coming down with something."
"Don't worry, we'll help you up the ladder." The punk smirked.
"Nah, I'm still good." The goth girl sneezed again.
"Are you sure?" Naruto asked worriedly, "We'll understand if you back out, dattebayo."
"I'm sure, wish me luck." Gwen stumbled toward the diving broad platform as half of Gaffers teammates encouraged her and another half looked at her with concern.
"We're gonna need a new team captain." Duncan joked.
"I heard that!" The goth girl shouted back.
It was really long climbing for the goth girl as she finally reach the top and peeks over the edge to see how high it is from up there. "I can't do that…" Gwen turned around to walk back but her sneeze launched her off the board, sending her plummet down to the ground and land on the horse. The horse just chews on the hay unfazed.
"You okay, girl?" Leshawna asked and the goth girl gives out a whimper as she fall off the horse. Trent was about to help her but froze in his track, remembering the event in the woods and he sigh softly as Naruto help Gwen up.
"Thank…" The goth girl winced as she held her left arm, "I think I hurt my left arm."
"Whoa-ho!" Chris chuckled, "That was awesome, Gwen! Gaffers, one…Grips, you're up."
"Wish me luck, guys." The musician muttered and climb up the ladder, never noticed his teammates' glares.
(Confessional)
"Jo told us that Trent threw the challenge, just trying to impress Gwen." Justin frowned, "Do you have any idea what would happened if it was elimination challenge?"
*Static*
"I really think it was unfair to throw a challenge." Bridgette shook her head.
The teams watched the screaming musician dived from the platform and winced as he landed on the fence post, hit his groin in process. "Yeesh, glad it wasn't me!" Chris winced, "Gaffers one, Grips zip! Harold, you're up!"
"Wicked!" The nerd sighed after landed on the horse.
"Look out below!" Harold blinked at the voice above him and looked up to see the falling punk before he landed on the nerd's back.
"Way to pad the saddle, Duncan." The host chuckled.
"I think you broke my coccyx." Harold whimpered in pain.
"Three to zero." Chris turned to the Killer Grips, "Who's next?"
"Me!" Jo grunted and climbed the ladder. Without any hesitance, she just jumped off the platform and lands on the horse.
"And Jo earns the first point for the Grips!" The host announced.
"If I jump with Rodney, do we get two points?" Max asked.
"Um…" Chris rubbed his head, "Sure, why not."
"J-J-Just don't drop me!" The aspiring villain stuttered, clinging on Rodney's head.
"Don't worry, boss." The country boy grinned as he jumped off the board and Max screamed for his life before they both landed on the horse. "See, boss, nothing to worry about…" Rodney blinked at his shivering friend, "Max?"
"N-N-Never again…" Max shivered, "And I told you to call me boss!"
"Goodbye, sweet world!" The boys raised their heads up to see the falling oaf.
"YOU FOOL!" The aspiring villain screamed and jumped off the horse with the country boy. The creature widened his eyes and back away from the landing zone, just in time as the oaf fall into the ground.
"H-Hey…" Owen groaned as he climbed out of the oaf-sized hole and chasing down the horse. "You get back here!" The oaf screamed before jumped on the frenzying horse.
"Nice effort, Owen, my man." Chris chuckled, "If the horse can bend, so can the rules. Grips have four points, can the Gaffer take their lead back?"
"What!" Heather snarled, "You can't do that! It doesn't count!"
"My show, my rules." The host smirked, "Who want to go next?"
After DJ's unfortunately run-in with the electric pole, B jumped off the platform and used his jacket as a parachute at last minute, land on the horse without any injuries. "Justin?" Chris grinned, only to blink at the contact in the said castmate's hand.
"Uh…Says right here, page 37 of my gluteus maximus modeling contact, I am forbidden from any form of jumping that might strain my…" Justin patted his rear, "Assets."
"Oh, hell no!" Jo pulled his collar closer, "You are not gonna back out of that!"
"Oh…" The model flipped his hair back with a wink, "May I ask my lovely leader if I can sit that one out, please?"
"Um…O-o-okay…" The jockette sighed dreamily.
(Confessional)
"What the hell was that?!" Jo slammed her hands on the table, "I was going to force him to jump and I just blacked out for a few minutes after his hair flip!"
"If I go to that big beauty parlor in the sky, don't let Heather have my hair, okay?" Lindsay gulped from the platform. Bridgette refused to jump because she didn't want to hurt the poor horse, same goes for Dawn.
"Oh no…" Beth shook her head as she held the bombshell's hand, "Never…Um…Can I have your hair if you die?"
"I don't think so." Lindsay said before they jump off and made it in one piece.
"All right, Grips six and Gaffers four!" Chris announced as he turned to the three remaining Gaffers, "It's up to you three to either beat or tie with Grips…No pressure!"
"Idiot, can we jump together?" Heather asked with a glare.
"Sure, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, sometime his childhood friend don't want to do anything without him.
The horse chew on his hay and glanced up to see the screaming queen bee as she cling to the laughing redhead's neck, both plummeting toward the creature. "I'm too young to die!" Heather screamed with her eyes closed.
"Heat-chan, you can open your eyes, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the queen girl slowly opens her eyes to see that they just land on the back of the horse.
"And it's tied!" Chris smirked as he raised his head at the sassy girl on the platform, "Leshawna, are you ready? Jump! Jump! Jump!"
"Shut up, Chris!" Leshawna glared with her hands on hip before she jumps off the platform.
"…"
"…"
"…Where'd she go?" Gwen asked since the sassy girl didn't land on the horse or anywhere on the ground.
"Not there…" The host chuckled sadistically as he pointed at the sky, "Waaay up there!" Everyone raised their heads to see Leshawna, hanging from the weather vane with her pant before it rips off and she used her afro as cushion.
"Ha, bet you all not laughing at my hair now!" The sassy girl chortled, only to blink at the laughing host and glance behind to see a large hole in her pant.
"You're right, we're not laughing at your hair now." Chris laughed harder, "By us, I mean the entire viewing audience!" Leshawna growled angrily, "Okay, okay! You don't gotta get my dungarees all dusty…Looks like the teams are tied at six apiece. To the next challenge for the tiebreaker, cowpokes!"
"The hallmark of any good western is the quick draw cowboy showdown." Chris smirked at the teams, "Captains will pick their strongest cowpoke to compete in what will likely be…A fight to the death!" He laughed evilly before his cell phone rang, "Hello? Uh-huh…I see…Fine." The host tucked his phone in, "Our lawyers have informed me that you may shoot until someone is mildly injured, or cries like a little baby…But a fight to the death is strictly prohibited. Time to pick your cowboys."
"Um…" Trent rubbed his head, "The Grips pick…"
"Justin!" Jo shouted quickly to prevent the musician from throwing the challenge again.
"What? I was going to…" Trent gasped before Justin walks by him with a glare.
"At least we don't have to worry about me throwing the challenge, unlike someone." The model whispered and the musician's eyes widened.
(Confessional)
"Ugh, and I thought it won't get any worse." Trent groaned in his hands, "I guess I really deserve it after everything."
"The Gaffers pick Naruto." Gwen said with crossed arms after discussed with her team.
"Okay, cowboys, take your place!" Chris grinned as the chosen cowboys stand in front of each other, "Chef will now judge the standoff…Yo, Chef?" Some of them snickered at the cooker in pink petticoat, "Love the dress, Chefette!"
Chef suddenly tied the host up before walk away with a growl, "Maybe when I change, I'll come back and untie you!"
"I can't feel my arms!" Chris whined, "Let the quick draw begin."
"…" Justin and Naruto slowly reach for their water gun holsters on their waist, never taking their eyes off each other as the tumbleweed rolled by them.
"…" The model's hand twitched on his water gun and the redhead show no reaction but just staring at the model. Justin quickly unholstered his water gun and aimed it at the redhead before his eyes widened at the water-stained spot on his green shirt.
"Nice try, panther." Naruto blow his holstered water gun with a smirk, "Unholstering your gun cost you few seconds. Enjoy your dirt nap."
(Confessional)
"Wow! That's so awesome!" Owen gasped.
*Static*
"Got to admit it, I'd never think of that." Duncan smirked.
*Static*
"I might get him to join my evil force." Max rubbed his hands, "He have so much evil potential!"
"The Gaffers win the western challenge!" The host announced as the said team cheered for the redhead, "You Grips are losers and you know what happens to losers?" Chris pulled out a burning cattle prod, "Which Grip wants to take the heat?" He chuckled at retreating Grips.
"I hope you were kidding about the branding, dattebayo." Naruto sighed.
"…Um…Yeah, I was…" Chris chuckled nervously with shifty eyes.
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
Chris was about to make an announcement but the Grips just voted for a certain person without hesitance. "Wow…You must really hate this person." The host smirked, "The votes have been cast. If you get a Gilded Chris, it means you're safe…For now." Chris turned his head to Chef with a raised eyebrow, "What happened to your dress?"
"I burned it." Chef said flatly.
"…The Gilded Chris goes to…" Chris started to call out their names as the cooker tossed them the award, "Lindsay, Beth, Owen, Rodney, Jo, Bridgette, Max…And last but not least…" He glanced at Trent and Justin.
"…" Justin kept his poker face up.
"…" Trent chews on his lips.
"…Justin!" The host smirked, "Trent, it's time to go!"
"I can't leave without apologizing to…" The musician attempted to get his words out but Chef tossed him on his shoulders and walk toward the Lame-o-sine.
"Ready for our second date, pretty boy?" The cooker joked, ignored the fact that Trent was squirming in his grip.
"3:10 to crazytown!" Chris chuckled, "Killer Grips, you better try to break this losing streak of yours."
(Trailers)
Gwen stepped out of her trailer and blinked at Justin as he walks over to her. "We know that Trent been purposely throwing the challenges for you so we voted him off." The model narrowed his eyes.
"How did you know that?" The goth girl gasped, "I'm so sorry about that. It's really complicated to explain…I wasn't on it, I swear."
"Why would I believe you?" Justin frowned.
"Because it's the truth, dattebayo." They both turned around to see Naruto as he stepped out of the boy's trailer after heard some of the commotion outside.
"Really?" The model raised his eyebrows.
"Yep." The redhead nodded, "She really doesn't have any part on it and it was all Trent's decision. You don't have to worry about it since our teams will play it fair and square from now on, dattebayo."
"…Fine." Justin sighed as he walks inside the boy's trailer, "I'll let it slide this time…But if it happens again, we're going to have a serious talk."
"Sure." Naruto turned his head to the goth girl, "You alright?"
"Yeah…Thank." Gwen sighed, "If you don't show up, I think I may do something that I'll regret later."
"That's true." The redhead rubbed his head, "Well…Night."
"Night." The goth girl smiled before walk off to the bathroom.
(The Aftermath Show: Main Stage)
"What goin' on, everybody." Geoff waved at the applauding audience, "Welcome to the brand new, totally off-the-hook, 'Total Drama Action' Aftermath show! I'm your host and with me is my co-host, Eva!"
"You got a problem with it?" Eva crossed her arms with a glare.
"No, ma'am!" The audience shook their heads.
"You may remember us from such series as 'Total Drama Island' and its' even more thrilling sequel, Total Drama Action." The party boy laughed.
"Which you were voted off for slacking off." The bodybuilder snorted.
"I still say that everyone needs to take it easy and relax." Geoff sighed.
"Whatever." Eva rolled her eyes.
"Well, what do you guys think about the new season?" The party boy grinned at the audience, "The Film Lot…Totally awesome, right?" He paused for the audience's cheering, "We are so psyched to be here."
"When are you going to introduce us, eh?" The hosts turned their heads to Ezekiel with the peanut gallery, containing the former Island contestants.
"We were getting to it until you open your damn hole." Eva grunted.
"Relax, babe…" Geoff chuckled nervously.
"What did you just called me?!" The bodybuilder snarled.
"Nothing! We've brought along all our peeps from first season." The party boy said quickly to escape the wrath of strongest girl as he gestured at the screen with five new contestants, "Peeps, what you guys think of the new players that join the Action?"
"Well, I think they are pretty interesting." Tyler rubbed his neck.
"I really feel bad for B because people always cut in." Sadie sighed and some of the teenagers nodded.
"I find Max and Rodney to be funny." Noah smirked, "Remind me of a foolish villain with brainless sidekick from an old show."
"Dawn is a little weird…" Cody ruffled his hair nervously, "I mean, she always know what'll happen next and seems to teleport around the film lot. That's kind of scary to me."
"I only like Jo because she's tough and know what to do." Eva crossed her arms.
"I don't care about these guys, I should be on this show!" Courtney growled as she raised her cell phone to her ear, "We are gonna sue the pants off this show, Micheal!"
"Whoops…Okay…" Geoff laughed nervously.
"We got a lot of mails." The bodybuilder grunted, "Beside these dirty junk."
"Um…Yeah, plus we'll have a few on webcam, which is super, super cool!" The party boy smiled, "Joining us are the two eliminated players, Trent and Izzy, aka E-scope!" The audience cheered at the mention of names.
"Trent was really crazy this season." Eva said, "It's good thing that he got it coming for his mistakes."
"I felt so terrible for him." Sadie muttered, "Like, he went nuttier than my sister's peanut allergy…Hi, Cindy!"
"Um…Yeah." Geoff nodded, "It's almost time to welcome our first guest but first…Take a look." The screen played the clips of Izzy during the Action.
"E-scope's time on TDA was really short." Eva narrated, "But she left us with some unforgettable moments."
"Yeah, like the battle with Chef as Alien and her whisker times with Naruto." The party boy chuckled, "But she was robbed of her chance by Duncan's performance on the stage."
"Our first guest is the craziest girl that you meet in your life and is number eight on RCMP's most wanted list." The bodybuilder announced, "Izzy or whatever she calls herself now."
(Backstage Room)
Izzy tossed a cracker in her mouth and she noticed that she was on the television. "Ooh, I'm on TV!" The crazy girl sneezed out the cracker crumbs, "Oops! Cracker crumbs, you get back here…"
"GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" Eva roared from the main stage.
"Coming!" Izzy quickly grabs some foods and tossed them in her top as she ran out of the room.
(Main Stage)
The audience cheers and applauds for the crazy girl as she takes her seat next to the hosts. "Hi, Geoff, hi, Eva." Izzy giggled, "So glad to be here."
"Awesome to have you, but bummer about the show." Geoff said, "Gonna be tough losin' out on a million big ones."
"Yeah, well…You would know!" The crazy girl replied, caused some people in audience to gasp and she waved to the peanut gallery. "Hi, guys and everybody out there in TV land…Oh Graham Cracker! That's my old boyfriend!" The person in the audience quickly ran out of the studio, screaming his lung out. "He's so funny but he was so boring and dull! He was all, like, can we do the normal things, and you're too crazy, you need help!"
"That last part is true." Eva muttered lowly, "Same thing goes for someone else."
"So, E-scope." Geoff cleared his throat, "How did it feel to be first one voted off the show?"
"I don't know…" Izzy grinned, "Geoff, how did it feel?"
"You were the first one voted off the show, moron." The bodybuilder grunted.
"Was it disappointing?" The crazy girl asked.
"Humiliating?" Eva smirked, "Depressing?"
"Sobering experience?" Izzy giggled.
"Um…Why are you girls ganging up on me?" Geoff whimpered, "Sure, it was disappointing, I mean…it's like you got dreams for this money and…Hey, I'm not the guest!" He pointed at the crazy girl, "She is!"
"My life is an open book, well, not yet, but it will be once I write it, and you open the book." Izzy grinned, "Oh, some of my life won't be in book, only Red can know it."
"She means Naruto." Noah mumbled from his seat.
"What did you think when you voted off?" Eva asked.
"When you realize you're not getting a Gilded Chris award…Well, it sucks since I can't have my whiskers time with Red." The crazy girl tapped her chin.
"Really?" The party boy blinked, "I'm curious about how you really think about Naruto…I think it's time we play a fun little game called…Truth or Hammer!" His co-host rolled her eyes, "Ha-ha, works like this…We ask you a question, and if you give the wrong answer, a huge hammer will swing down and knock you clear outta your chair! Cool?"
"Cool!" Izzy nodded with a giggle.
"Should we give it a test run?" Geoff smirked, "What do you think of Naruto and the fact that he is already taken?"
"I really like like Red a lot and it's okay if he's taken as long as I'm his mistress and have a lot of whiskers times." The crazy girl giggled and the party boy blinked rapidly.
"…Does Bridgette know?" Geoff asked nervously, that was the first time he heard about it.
"Yep!" Izzy nodded joyous as the party boy sighed, "I already told them that I'm their gal if they are going to have threesome!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Eva, do you have any questions…" Geoff deadpanned, he really have no idea how to make comment on the crazy girl's statement.
"…Who do you think will be next to voted off?" Eva asked, it was all she can think right now.
"Hmm, I don't know, I guess either DJ or Harold." Izzy tilted her head, "No offense but I think they don't have it to win the game." The hosts waited for the hammer to swing but it doesn't, meaning that she was telling the truth.
"Well, I think we better use one of the webcams now." Geoff grinned, "Let's hear from our first viewer now!"
"Gluepunks350 asks, are we all okay with the fact that Naruto is on show with his father when there's a risk of rigging or something like that?" Eva read the question out loud.
"I'm fine with him on the show." Izzy giggled, "Naruto is not a guy that cheats his way to top and if Chris tried that, I'm sure Naruto will prank him harder and then drop out of the show."
"That's true." The bodybuilder nodded, "I better find this punk and break his spine for thinking that…"
"Hey, babe, just relax!" Geoff chuckled nervously, "No need to go psycho all over this dude for a question…"
"…If you call me babe one more time…" Eva growled angrily.
"Sorry…" The paled party boy gulped, "Should we move on to Trent?"
"Yeah, on to Trent!" The crazy girl cheered with the audience.
"He lost out on a million bucks because of karma." The bodybuilder muttered, "Throwing a challenge for a girl, who happened to be scared of him."
"True!" Geoff nodded, "He never thinks that one of his team members find out about it and tell everyone about it. Dude was really cuckoo in head and he make Norman Bates look like sane…What?" He blinked at the silent gallery.
"Um…Geoff…" Noah jerked his head at the large screen and the party boy glanced up to see shocked musician on the screen.
"Aw, dude, what?" Trent gaped, "…Was I that bad?"
"Um…Back at you later!" Geoff turned the screen off, "Who just turned the screen on?!"
"You left it on for a while." Eva grunted.
"Oh right…" The party boy blushed before he cleared his throat, "He was voted off because he was crazy and it all started after his fake-kiss with Heather, remember this time?"
"Oh, I remember this one!" Sadie gasped, "Everyone thought that Trent was cheating on her!"
"Yeah, and he was very despairingly to get back with Gwen when he already blew it." The bodybuilder nodded.
"Such a shame that it was a fake-kiss, I mean Heather is hottest chick on the show…Ow!" Geoff cried out as he rubbed his bruised arm, "Why did you just punch me?"
"…Just because I feel like it." Eva growled with her fist in air.
"Feel like it?" The party boy dropped his jaw, "There gotta be a reason why you just punched me! Just tell me why, babe…Ow!"
"Stop calls me babe!" The bodybuilder stood up with her fists at hip.
"Oh, I'll call you babe until you tell me why you hit me! I have no idea why they chose you to be my co-host, babe!" Geoff growled, "Babe, you always get mad all time and hit people."
"That's it! I'm going to beat the shit out of you!" Eva stomped before Izzy gets in between them with her hands on their chests.
"Um…Did I show you guys that I can flip my eyelids?" The crazy girl giggled nervously, "Anyone wants to see it?"
"We got a little sidetracked, but we're good now, right guys?" Izzy smiled at the hosts as they look away from each other with scowls on their faces.
"Fine, right, whatever!" Geoff growled.
"Fine." Eva grunted.
"Okay, sometime our hosts can get mad at each other." The crazy girl grinned, "Don't worry, I'll make sure nothing get out of hand…"
"Better you than one of us…" Cody whispered quietly, only to receive a light smack from Katie.
"Shall we check on Trent first?" Izzy grinned and the screen turned on to revealing a musician as he curled up on the sofa. "Um…Please welcome our next guest, Trent!"
"Wha…Oh!" Trent quickly stood up and walk to the main stage, winced as he hear some booing from the audience.
"You're live on with the TDA Aftermath with Trent, everybody." Eva said as the musician sat down next to the crazy girl.
"Good to have you on the show, sorry about Norman comment." Geoff smiled nervously.
"Um…Thank." Trent muttered, "I kinda deserve this comment after everything."
"So what happened?" The bodybuilder asked flatly.
"Um, I'm not really sure…" The musician sighed, "I kind of got a little obsessed there for a while until Gwen told me up straight with Naruto's help. I'm really glad that they did because I think I could have lost my mind and go all crazy." He rubbed his head, "I was going to apologizing to Gwen but I did not expect that my team find out about the beach challenge and voted me off right away."
"I gotta ask you about the whole nine thing, dude." The party boy gestured at the footage of the musician doing everything nine times, "What's up with that?"
"Well, it's my lucky number. I had this toy train my granddad gave me as a kid." Trent started to explaining, "Right before he died, one of the wheels fell off so there was only nine. I was devastated. So my mom told me nine was now my lucky number."
"…So you don't have OCD?" Eva asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Um…My parents suspected that." The musician admitted.
"Well, we got a lot of emails." Geoff checked his screen, "Snowgirl writes, Trent…What kind of girls are you into?"
"Um…I don't know…I still have to find a type." Trent shrugged.
"It's time to check our webcams." The bodybuilder said as the preteen girl appeared on screen, "We've got Ginger from Sudbury."
(Webcam)
"Trent, I'd love it if you went psycho-crazy all over me!" Ginger gushed.
"Um…" Geoff switched the webcam, "Next is Steve the…Yeti from Vancouver." The screen showed the yeti creature, "How it's going, dude?"
(Webcam)
"Chris McLean…" Steve said, "Is the best host ever! How'd you get your show?! You stink!"
"…Tou-san, what the hell are you doing?" Steven turned to face Naruto with a raised eyebrow, "And what's up with Yeti costume?"
"Um…For our son-father time!" Chris chuckled nervously as Chef walked up next to the redhead with crossed arms, "Um…We're going to talk about Steve the Yeti!"
"…Are you on webcam?" Naruto shoved the host away to see the Aftershow, "Oh…Sorry about Chris, dattebayo." He glared at the cowering host, "You used some of our bonding time for a webcam? We are going to have a long chat, dattebayo…"
"I'm sorry!" Chris screamed, "Don't tell ma!"
"Too late for this, dattebayo!"
The audience stared at the static as Geoff chuckled, "An unexpected cameo of fan-favorite contestant, Naruto…Babe, gets anything to add?"
"I told you stop call me babe!" Eva roared and some teenagers leaned back from them.
"Not until you tell me why you hit me." The party boy frowned.
"I can't hold it back anymore!" Tyler threw his arms up as everyone turned to the jock, "Eva is jealous because you said Heather is hottest and she really likes you a lot!"
"TYLER, SHUT UP!" The bodybuilder shouted with red face.
"R-R-Really?" Geoff stuttered, "Babe?"
"It's not what you think!" Eva stuttered with crossed arms, "It's not like I threatened the producer to make us co-hosts or something…No, wait, I mean, I really like you because you're cool and cute…No! Wait…" The party boy pulled her in for a kiss and started to make out on the spot, ignored the shocked expression of the viewers.
"I called you babe on purpose because I like it when you get all angry." Geoff confessed before he resumed their make-out.
"…I didn't see that one coming." Noah deadpanned.
"I guess that's a wrap." Izzy popped in front of the camera as she blocked the new unlikely couple, "Geoff and Eva will see you next time."
"If they don't get fired." Trent deadpanned as the couple's make-out get steamier, "Dude…"
"We'll see you on the next aftermath…" Eva resumed her make-out and it kept went on after the show.
(Film Lot: Boy's Trailer)
The boys were sleeping in their beds and enjoy their dreams until a horn blast jolted them up. "Whiz dibs! I called it!" Duncan shouted as he walks toward the door and pulls it but it won't budge. He glanced at the relaxing model, "Hey, a little help?"
"This is day of my manicure." Justin muttered, "To risk any more cuticle damage would be madness."
"Dudes, I got this." Owen said, unawake of the fact that he just cut B off again.
"Uh-oh!" The boys glanced at each other.
(Confessional)
"Rule number one…" Harold gulped, "Do not wake Owen's beast within first thing in morning…Max learned it the hard way…"
*Static*
Max vomited behind his chair before he turns back to the camera with green face, "…Memo to myself, collect this foolish oaf's toxic gas for my evil plan…Ugh!" The aspiring villain quickly turns around to vomit again.
"Come on!" Owen grunted as he tackled the door and the boys slowly back away from the oaf.
"Owen, we had cowboy beans last night." Harold warned, "You're seriously risking a toxic gas leak."
"That's all I am to you?" The oaf muttered, "Some kind of human fart machine?"
"No, no, you're not." Rodney waved his hands, attempting to calm the angry oaf down.
"We just value our lives is all, all right, big guy?" Duncan said with his arm around Owen's shoulders.
"Aww, I love you guys, and I promise I'll ever blow another morning…" The oaf pulled them all in his hug before releasing a fart, "…Starting now." More farts released into the enclosed trailer, "I mean now."
"…GET US OUT OF HERE!" Max screamed, slammed his fists on the door and the boys scrambled around.
"Up there, dattebayo!" Naruto pointed at the hatch in the ceiling.
"I'll get us out of here." Owen said as he reached for the hatch but the boys dogpile on him to prevent him from blocking their only way out.
"Rodney, you are the tall one here, open it!" Justin screamed as he hold the oaf down, "Where's DJ anyway?!"
(Kitchen)
"Okay, sissy maggot!" Chef barked at DJ, "I'm gonna ride you till your confidence coats the back of a spoon and your self-respect forms stiff perks! No more mama's boy, DJ. Watch and learn!" The cooker chopped the trash on the table with his cleaver.
"Um…" DJ gulped, "What is that?"
"Taste perfection, boy." Chef shoved the trash food in Jamaican giant's mouth, "What you're tasting is pride, maggot, the most important virtue in a man's life. Now stir that pot!"
"If Chef wants pride, momma's gonna show him pride…" DJ muttered as the cooker leave the kitchen, "With her special flavor blend…" He pulled out a can, "Momma spice!"
(Trailers)
The girls finally got out of their trailer and Chris, in police uniform, was going to open the boys' door but Rodney kicked it open. "BOSS, DON'T DIE ON ME!" The country boy kneels on the ground with Max in his arms, the aspiring villain passed out from the toxic gas with his tongue sticking out.
"I think I know how the prisoners felt when they were in gas chamber, dattebayo." Naruto panted heavily and the boys agreed with him.
"Hope you all enjoyed your first taste of the gulag." The host chuckled.
"Gulag?" Lindsay tilted her head, "I didn't get any gulag!"
"Well, prepare for it to get a whole lot of worse, because today…" Chris wiggled his baton, "Is prison-flick challenge!"
"Oh man…" Everyone groaned in unison.
"Lovely." Heather rolled her eyes, "At least we've got the only actual ex-con on our team."
"It was only juvenile detention." Duncan deadpanned, "Don't get too excited."
"Ah, prison." The host sighed happily as he paced around the teams, "The confinement, the claustrophobia, the vile, nasty food! And you're always looking over your shoulder 'cause Mr. Killer dude wants to cut you for taking the last tater tot!"
"Or he'll going to make you his bitch, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled with his castmates.
"Right." Chris nodded, "And no matter how hard you try, digging out spoonfuls of dirt year after year, there's no escape…Until you get voted off, of course."
"Fool, do you think this prison can hold me?" Max huffed, "There is no prison in this world that can imprison me because I am the…"
"Guards, take them to the prison!" The host ignored the aspiring villain's rambling as the interns dragged them against their will.
(Prison Set: Cell)
"Lockdown, people!" Chris laughed.
"…Why am I the only one in straightjacket and mask, dattebayo?" Naruto deadpanned, bounded to the trolley cart and some of the group snickered at him.
"Revenge." The host smirked as B help untied his redhead friend, "Let's get this challenge started! Teams, take a prisoner from the competition! And, Chef…I mean warden…Lock them up!" The teams had their own discussions about who they should pick.
"I think we have to pick Harold." Bridgette said, "Along the Gaffers, he's really easy to beat."
"But what if locking him up means she's out of the challenge, though?" Beth muttered.
"Nah, I don't think so." Justin shook his head, "Who else would be easy to beat?"
"Remember when Lindsay locked herself in the bathroom?" Heather smirked.
"She lost it!" Gwen snickered, "Drank everyone's shampoos in case any of them were magic potions and then barfed on herself."
B opened his mouth to say something but Duncan cut him off, "What about Max? This midget just lost it this morning."
"Dawn, what do you think?" Leshawna asked since Dawn didn't say anything for a while.
"Ah…" The petite girl blinked, "Either of them, I'm not sure."
"Choices, Gaffers?" Chris asked after noticed that both of the teams finished their discussion.
"Max!" The Screaming Gaffers said in unison.
"Fools! You'll regret it!" The aspiring villain shook his fist with a sneer.
"Grips, now remember, this is an important choice, especially for perennial losers like yourselves." The host smirked.
"Oh, we shouldn't have any trouble beating Harold." Beth smirked.
"We're done for…" Duncan whispered lowly.
"Today's first game is the prison food challenge!" Chris pulled the sheet off the box to reveal gross foods inside, "Each team of prison chefs whips up the foulest, nastiest, most barf-inducing slop this side of Alcatraz. Harold and Max have to stomach as much as they can. Last one to power-hurl wins!"
"Unhand me, you foolish brute!" The aspiring villain squirmed in Chef's arms before the cooker tossed him in the hanging cage, "I will get you when I get out of here, mark my words!"
"That's what they all say." The host chuckled.
(Confessional)
"Don't worry, my fans." Harold gave the camera a thumb-up, "I have a mad stomach skill, I can eat anything without hurling!"
"The winning team gets this!" Chris pulled out a golden shovel.
"What are we supposed to do with a shovel?" Lindsay asked confusingly.
"Prisoners ready…" The host ignored the bombshell as he declared the start of challenge, "And…Culinate!"
(Gaffer's Table)
Duncan tossed some dead roaches in bowl and B poured some of slimy anchovy paste then added some horse lips.
"Um…Chris, where do you even get these things?" Leshawna paled at the food ingredients.
"Might be imported." Harold said from his cage and no one noticed that DJ just used his momma spice.
"I got the gravy, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he poured some of them in the bowl and mashed them together with masher.
(Grip's Table)
"Nice work, Beth." Justin smirked as the said girl handed him some used brushes, "I know I could count on you." Beth giggled shyly before she fainted on the spot as the model collected the hairs from the brushes for the prison food.
"Got the toilet water like you asked, Jo." Rodney ran to the jockette with cup of dirty water.
"Give me that!" Jo swiped it from his hand and pour it in the bowl, never noticed the gasping country boy stared at her with his love-vision. Owen scratched his head over the bowl and the host gagged at the sight of dandruff in the bowl.
"Time's up!" Chris announced, "And, jailbirds, hope your appetites are primed."
"Feeling queasy?" Justin taunted the nerd.
"I can take it." Harold crossed his arms with his nose in air.
"Here you go, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as Max received his bowl, "Enjoy it."
"Bah, things I do for world domination." The aspiring villain mumbled to himself.
"Are you maggots ready?" Their host smirked.
"Hey, that's my line!" Chef growled at his cowering boss.
"Eh…One minute to down that chow!" Chris grinned, "And…Dig in!" Harold takes the first bite and gagging as he resists the bile in his throat.
"Mmm…" Max slowly lift the spoon to his mouth before bite it, "…Wow, that's good than I thought." He took another bite, "It tastes like mommy's homemade foods…Mommy!" The aspiring villain wailed before shoving the bowl into his face and ravaged it like an animal, ignored the bewilderment stares from the teams. Harold glanced at Max and the sight of the aspiring villain ravaging the bowl caused him to throw up on the spot.
"Max keeps it down for the Killer Grips and wins the reward!" The host chuckled and the said team cheered for their team members.
"Can I have second?" Max asked with a grin.
"Um…No." Chris shook his head, "On positive side, you and your team have the golden shovel. They'll be thanking you in the elimination challenge!"
"Sorry guys…" Harold groaned and B opened his mouth but the nerd puked on the spot, caused the silent boy to cover his mouth with grimace.
(Prison Set: Yard)
"Elimination Challenge!" Chris shouted with a grin, "Here we go! No get-out-of-jail-free cards here, people! This is escape from Total Drama Pen!" Some castmates rolled their eyes at him as he start to explaining the challenge, "Each team must hop in their laundry carts while one member pushes through the obstacle course to freedom." The camera showed the obstacles of the course, "When you reach the wall, get digging. First team to reach the boxcar to freedom wins immunity. Convicts, select a pusher."
"I'll do it!" DJ raised his hand in air.
"Are you sure?" Gwen asked and the giant nodded with a smile.
"So, which of you guys is pushing us?" Beth asked the Grips team.
"Rodney, you push the cart." Justin said, "You're stronger than Owen here."
"That's true." Jo grunted.
"Um…If you say so." The country boy rubbed his neck, he was really nervous.
"That is it, teams." Chris said as the teams tensed up for the signal, "On your marks, get set…Escape!" Rodney and DJ raced against each other with the carts, the Grips have the lead by an inch. They maneuver around the courses, dodging the obstacles and cheering their pushers on.
"Um…Rodney." Beth gulped at the approaching wall.
"Rodney." Justin said.
"RODNEY!" Jo shouted and the country boy looks up to see the wall before skidded on his feet as the cart lightly bump into the wall, jolted the oaf up from his nap.
"Oh, I was having this terrible dream." Owen mumbled, "I was on this show and we were in prison, and we had to…Aw, nuts! Uh, beer nuts!"
"Get digging, Sleepy McBumperhead!" Beth shoved the golden shovel in the oaf's hands since Rodney got tired from pushing them past his limit.
"We better hurry." Dawn muttered as the Gaffers reached their destination and start to digging with spoons while the boys used their own hands.
"Um…Can I have spoon?" Harold whimpered, "I don't want to hurt my hand…"
"Shut it and dig!" Heather's roar caused the nerd to yelp and dug the ground with haste.
(Boxcar)
"So, you ever seen that prison flick, the one with guy in it?" Chris nudged Chef, "You know, the guy with the face?" The cooker just shrugged and it was awkward silence for a while. "So…Are you doing anything after work?" Chris swung his legs around, "We could also rent a…" Chef glared at him for making it more awkward, "Or not. I'm busy anyway…Very busy, I was just throwing it out there…"
"Chris…"
"Yeah?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Okay."
(Screaming Gaffer)
"Yeah, all right." Harold grinned at the diggers, "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
"Hey, stop lazing around and help us!" Duncan growled.
"Yeah, we better hurry up because Gwen's claustrophobia is starting to catch up, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the fidgeting goth girl, he was glad that B and Dawn was there to calm her down a little. The silent boy turned his head to the nerd and raised his index finger in air with an opening mouth before they hear some rumble in tunnel. They turned their heads to the end of tunnel to see a certain head poked out of the wall. "E-Scope?!" Izzy barked at them with a smile.
"Yep, I'd say that's her." Duncan smirked at DJ.
"Yeah, I've been living underground amongst the prairie dogs!" The crazy girl giggled as the prairie dog popped up from her hat and howled angrily at the baffled Gaffers. "Aw, Butchie! It's okay! These are my friends and lover!"
"How many times do I tell you…" The redhead facepalmed.
"You were a Killer Grip, one of our enemies." The queen bee sneered.
"Friends, enemies." Izzy grinned, "Living down here, it changes, like, your whole perspective…Follow me! I know a shortcut to the finish line!" Everyone glanced at each other worriedly.
After the long trek from Izzy's shortcut, Leshawna pushed the rock out of the way and lifted herself out of the hole. "Aw, heck no!" The sassy girl groaned at the cheering Grips, it turned out that the Killer Grips just beat them by large margin.
"We won, we won!" Izzy giggled.
"We?" Leshawna narrowed her eyes at the crazy girl.
"What? It's way more fun to be on the winning team!" Izzy skipped to the Grips team.
"They won?" Gwen sighed, "Guess our streak is broke now."
The Killer Grips blinked at the incoming crazy girl, "All right, Killer Grips! High-five!"
"But we voted you off…" Lindsay said.
"Uh-uh!" Izzy waved it off, "You voted off Kaleidoscope."
"…" Owen rubbed his head, "So, Izzy's still technically in the game."
(Confessional)
"Sometime I hate loophole…" Chris glared with crossed arms.
"Gaffers, see you at Gilded Chris ceremony." The host chuckled at the said team and walk away from them.
"Jeez, we could win this one if some of us pull our weight around." The nerd sighed, never noticed the glares from his team.
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
The Screaming Gaffers members casted their votes and waited for the result to reach their host. "Time's up!" Chris smirked, "I'll tally the votes. Duncan, Leshawna, DJ, Naruto, B, Heather, and Dawn, another award and another day to compete." The said castmates received their awards and it was down between Gwen and Harold. "The final Gilded Chris and another chance at the million goes to…"
"…" Gwen gulps.
"…" Harold crossed his arms.
"…" The host grinned, "Gwen!"
"What!" The nerd gasped, "But I did help out a lot!"
B opened his mouth, only to be beat by Duncan. "By puked at one bite and leave us with hard labor?" The punk grunted.
"Dead man walking!" Chef said as he handcuffed the nerd and shoves him to make him walk.
"Leshawna, wait for me when I get out!" Harold hollered.
"Not on your life!" Leshawna rolled her eyes, "Just give up."
"Well…" Chris chuckled, "It's lunch time so go and get your chow."
(Craft Service Tent)
"Hey, Bri-chan." The surfer girl glanced up to her smiling boyfriend as he sat down next to her and give her a peck on lips.
"Hey, Naruto." Bridgette smiled, "You're not going to sit with your team?"
"Nah, I just want to spend some time with you, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "It felt weird to be away from you, even if we are on different teams."
"That's true." The surfer girl giggled, "Um…How are you getting along with the new guys?"
"B and Dawn? It's great because I know B way back and Dawn is really interesting, dattebayo." The redhead smiled, never noticed the nervous glance from his girlfriend.
"How interesting?" Bridgette asked.
"Hmm, very interesting!" Naruto grinned as he chews some of his lunch, "She said that she can see people's auras and read their future with tea leaves. She also can do a lot of awesome stuff, dattebayo. You will like her a lot."
"…Really?" The surfer girl bit the inside of her cheek.
"Yep, what about you with the new guys?" The redhead asked with a grin.
"Well, Rodney is really nice person but he kept stammering a lot when he talks to any girls." Bridgette sighed, "Max is…Um…Enthusiast? He always talks about taking over the world and evil stuff."
"Yeah, he's also interesting, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the aspiring villain as he discussed his plan with the country boy and chuckled.
"But Jo is kinda hard to get along with." The surfer girl twirled her hair, "She's like Eva but with less temper and very forward." Her boyfriend opened his mouth to say something but a certain voice speak out of the loudspeaker from somewhere within the film lot.
"Everyone, report to the studio 42 for your next challenge!" Chris' voice chuckled, "Starting now!"
"Well, good luck, Bri-chan." Naruto kissed the surfer girl's forehead before he joined his team.
"Yeah…" Bridgette sighed, at least she got to spend some time with the redhead, even if it was short.
(Studio)
"Um…Why is the lights out?" Duncan muttered in the dark as the teams glance around the studio for their host or his co-worker.
"It all starts with Romeo and Juliet." Chris' voice echoed around the studio, "Then come along are 'A Moment to Remember', 'The Painted Veil', 'The English Patient', and one movie that stand above them…Titanic!" The studio's lights lit up to reveal a prop of ship hull and what stands on top of the hull was something that some of the castmates want to claw their eyes out. It was Chef in a dress, completed with blonde wig, and Chris, in 1910's clothes, hugged the cooker from behind. They both were doing the famous Titanic pose.
"…Now I'm scarred for life."Gwen deadpanned.
"They all have one thing in common…Romantic Tragedy!" Chris break the hug, ignored the screaming cooker as he fall down to the ground, and turned to the teams. "Your challenge is to make your own romantic tragedy scene!" The host announced as he jumped down and lands on his co-worker.
"So do we have to choose our actor and actress?" Leshawna asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Nope!" Chris gestured at the lottery machines that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere, "These lottery machines will chose for you!"
(Confessional)
"Oh great!" Duncan groaned, "I don't do the sappy stuff, it's not my style."
*Static*
"I hope it don't pick me!" Rodney gulped, "I get all sweaty and nervous!"
*Static*
"Eh…" Jo grunted, "I hate mushy stuff but if it's what the challenge requested then I have no say in that as long as I have to win."
The host holds up a ball and they can see a picture of his face on it. "If your face appeared on the ball, you are chose to be the main characters." Chris explained, "As you see there are two of them meaning that one will have the boys' faces, another one with girls' faces…Ready? Let's start with Killer Grips…Chef?" The cooker tossed the balls in the machines and starts them up.
"The chosen Grips are…" Chef said as he picks the winner balls, "Justin and…Jo!"
"What!" The jockette snarled with widened eyes, "Replace me with someone else!"
"No take-back, re-do, so on!" The host smirked, "Now for the Screaming Gaffers…"
"The Gaffers are…" The cooker raised a ball to show the teams, "Naruto and…" Chef blinked at the chosen ball, "Dawn!"
"Me?" The petite girl blinked.
"And with that, the teams have a lot of things to do from pre-production to post-production!" Chris chuckled as he walk away before stop in his track, "Oh, I forget one thing…The scene might have a final kiss between the actor and actress, meaning it's a kiss scene! And it has to be a real kiss! How great is that?!"
"…"
"…" The teams glanced at the chosen castmates.
"…WHAT!" Jo screamed and Justin just shrugged his shoulders.
"NANI!" Naruto shouted.
"…Ah." Dawn tilted her head.
'No…' Bridgette glanced at the redhead nervously.
"You can't do that!" Heather stomped her feet.
"The producers pick it, not me." The host smirked, "You better start now because you only have a few hours left." The teams glance at each other.
(Screaming Gaffer)
"I think we should do a fantasy theme?" Gwen asked her team.
"Why?" Duncan raised his eyebrow at the goth girl and some of the Gaffers was curious about it. She opens her mouth to explain, only to close it when they hear someone call out for the redhead.
"Naruto, can we talk?" Bridgette asked nervously and the said boy glanced back at his team to see his leader nodded at him.
"Sure." Naruto followed the surfer girl as he turned his head back to the Gaffers, "I'll catch up when I get back, dattebayo."
After made sure that they are out of earshot, Bridgette rubbed her arm nervously and turned to Naruto. "Um…The kiss scene…" The surfer girl stammered before the redhead hold her shoulders.
"Bri-chan, you don't have to worry about it." Naruto smiled gently, "I know you don't like it but it's just a movie kiss and it really don't mean anything, dattebayo."
"I know…It's just…" Bridgette chew on her lips, she want to tell him that she's afraid of losing him to someone else and that she kept worried a lot when he gets closer to the girls but she can't do it. "Ugh…" The surfer girl groaned softly.
"…Bri-chan." Bridgette look up and widened her eyes as Naruto give her a deep kiss before break it. "You're one of my precious people and the one that I love more than anyone, dattebayo." Naruto pulled her in hug, "Don't forget that."
"…I love you more." The surfer girl snuggled into his chest with a smile, she trusts the redhead but inside her mind, she was still afraid.
(Killer Grip)
"I'm not gonna kiss you!" Jo snarled as she crossed her arms and Justin rolled his eyes at her.
"You know it's just a kiss…" Max muttered before the jockette pick him up in air and glared at the cowering aspiring villain.
"I'm not gonna give my first kiss to this damn pretty boy!" Jo growled.
"Um…Then can we use transparent tape?" Owen said.
"…Fine!" The jockette dropped Max as he quickly hid behind the oaf, "Why does it have to pick me out of all?!"
"I found some outfits…" Rodney walked to the group with a couple of outfits in his hands.
"Oh, thank, Rodney!" Beth smiled and grabbed the outfits, caused the country boy to stuttered again.
(Confessional)
"Oh no, now I have three girlfriends at same time!" Rodney gasped, "Leshawna, my first love…Beth, my second love…And Jo, my third love!" The country boy wailed in his hands, "What am I going to do? I have to make my choice!"
(Screaming Gaffer)
Naruto joined his team and chuckled at his silent friend as he kept tried to get a word in, only to cut off by someone else. "Great, I guess we have to scrape the ending and…" Gwen mumbled to herself, starting to erase the plan on paper before the redhead stops her.
"We don't have to." Naruto chuckled, "B is really good with CGI, he can do it under a few minutes, dattebayo." The members turned their head to the nodding silent boy.
"That's great!" The goth girl smiled as she turned her head to the Jamaican giant, "Are the outfits done?"
"They are." DJ nodded, "Dawn is trying it on and Leshawna's with her to adjust the size if necessity."
"No need." Everyone jumped in air at the sudden appearance of the petite girl, "It's perfect." She was wearing a green minidress, decorated with leaves all over, and a fake crown of thorns on her head. She has curls with fringe hairstyle and she was barefoot.
"Wow, you look really good, dattebayo." Naruto smiled and some of the Gaffers agreed with him.
"I admit that I'm little nervous." Dawn said with blank expression.
"Really, why?" The Jamaican giant raised his eyebrows.
"Because it's going to be my first kiss." The Gaffers turned their heads to shocked redhead.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Let's just film and get over with it!" Heather stomped away from them with a growl and the redhead glanced at her with concern in his eyes.
(Theater)
Chris gives the castmates a cheesy grin as they take their seats on two separated benchers, one for each team. "Okay, are you guys ready?" The host gestured to Chef in state box in the balcony as the cooker pulled out an opera glasses, "Chef will be the judge for this challenge. The one that get best reaction out of him, win the challenge and the losing team will send a loser home!"
"That's gonna be tough one." Duncan whispered to his team.
"Okay, first up is Killer Grip." Chris chuckled, "Tell us the name of your characters and we'll play your scene."
"I play as Isaac and Jo play as Mary." Justin rubbed his neck nervously, he know it was going to be bad because there was a lot of incidents during the filming, like Jo want to do her own makeup and refusing to have Lindsay helping her.
"And…Play!" The host signaled the intern to turn the film projector on.
(Grip: The Farewell)
Isaac stared at Mary as she hid her face behind her pillow and he holds her hand. "Mary, look at me." Isaac whispered softly, "I want to see your face, I don't care if you look bad or not…Please let me see you for the last time…"
"Fine…" Mary removed her pillow to reveal a…clown makeup and a bald cup with some hairs poking out.
"Mmmph…" Isaac bit his lips to resists the laughter, "T-T-Thank you, Mary…I don't know what to do when you pass away. I don't want to fall in love with anyone else…"
"I want you to move on, find a new love." Mary said as the camera slowly panning out to show the Grip members before they quickly back out of it, "I want to thank you for love me…Thank you…"
"Mary…" Isaac lean in to kiss Mary and oddly there was a tape appeared on her lips out of nowhere.
"I…Love…You…" Mary groaned as she suddenly turns her head to the camera with her tongue out and crossed her eyes.
"Maaaaary!" Isaac held her body with a wail.
(The End)
"…" No one in the theater said anything for a while.
"…"
"…"
"…Worst romantic tragedy scene ever." Chef crossed his arms with a scowl.
"Ouch, that looks bad for the Killer Grips!" Chris winced, "They better hope that the Gaffer bomb their scene…Gaffers, tell me the name of your characters."
"Dawn plays as Gaia the Dryad and Naruto play as Sir Ward." Gwen said.
"Oooh, sound like medieval!" The host chuckled, "Play it!"
(Gaffer: Eternal Love)
"Why did you take the arrow for me?" Gaia asked emotionless as she stared at Ward and the knight cough the blood out of his mouth, the arrow stick out of his chest. "You know that I can't die from mortal wound so why?"
"Heh, I told you before…" Ward chuckled softly, "I refuse to see my lady getting hurt…"
"Indeed you did but what is the real reason?" Gaia kneeled next to him and ran her hand across his red hair.
"…You're my lady…" Ward smiled softy, "The one that I fall for…I gladly will give you my life as long as you won't get wound…" The knight coughed out more blood, "After all, I love you…"
"Love?" Gaia blinked at him, "You know that it's impossible for me to understand the human emotions because I'm…"
"I know, my lady…" Ward slowly placed his hand on her cheek, "I know you're a spirit of nature but I don't care about it…" He chuckled, "Dryad or not…I just want you to know that I value our memories together…Do you remember how we met?"
"Yes, I do…" Gaia grasped on his hand as she nuzzled it, "After that, you bring me out of the woods and show me the world that I never know about…" She blinked at the chuckling knight, "What is it?"
"I was right…You do have a beautiful smile…" Gaia touched her lips, she was smiling for the first time. "My lady…May I ask for a kiss?" Ward wiped the blood off his mouth, "I would like that…"
"…Yes, you may." Gaia slowly leans against him and give him a soft kiss as she caress his hairs before she rest on his chest, ignoring the blood. "…I believe I love you…" The dryad snuggled on his chest with a light smile.
"…I love you too…I'm so sleepy…" Ward slowly close his eyes, "…Will you…be here…when I…wake…up…"
"…Yes…" Gaia wrapped her arms around the knight's waist, "I will…" A lone tear slowly fall down her face, "I will be waiting for you…Even if it will take eternity. I love you, Sir Ward."
"…"
"…" Gaia slowly closed her eyes as the fireflies floating around the clearing of woods and her body slowly breaks down in vines. It entwining the knight's body and become a giant tree that stood tallest above all trees.
(Fin)
"W-W-Ward…G-G-Gaia…" Chef sniffled as the tears appeared in his eyes, "…Tears…Permission granted!" The cooker bawled his eyes out, "Sir Ward! Lady Gaia!"
"…I feel all fuzzy inside and I don't like it…" Chris whispered to himself with a sniffle, "Screaming Gaffer won!" The said team cheered together as the host turned to the Killer Grips, "Grips, you know the drill."
(Justin)
The model rubbed his chin and takes a few glances at his team, who will be the one that he has to kick off? He can't kick Owen, Lindsay, and Beth out because they will do anything what he said because of his charm…Bridgette? No, everyone likes her more. Rodney? No, he's more useful with his muscles…It's either Max or Jo…Of course! Justin glances at a certain castmate and smirk evilly.
(Craft Service Tent)
"Hey, Heat-chan." Naruto sat down next to his childhood friend, "What's the matter?"
"I don't know what you mean." Heather mumbled.
"You can't fool me, I know there's something up with you and I want to help you, dattebayo." The redhead sighed, "Please…"
"…I felt like there's a distance between us now…" The queen bee sighed, "Since we got here, you hang out with everyone but…You barely spend some time with me."
"Nani!" Naruto jerked his head up with widened eyes, "I don't know that…Ugh, gomen…I don't mean to…"
"I know…" Heather fidgeted with her fingers, "I…I just got really mad because I want to say something soon but I can't…"
"…Tell you what, dattebayo." The redhead ruffled her hair, "You can ask me anything and I will do it."
"You promise?" The queen bee perked up and in her head, it's a perfect chance!
"Hai, I promise and I never go back on my word, dattebayo!" Naruto gave her a wide grin.
"Then take me out on a mock date." Heather crossed her arms with a light blush, "J-J-Just for a practice!"
"Eh?" Her childhood friend blinked, "Who are you planning to ask out?"
"Not telling you! Just take me out for a mock date!" The queen bee stuttered, she can't let him know that the mock date is a cover-up for a real date with him.
"Okay, then it's a mock date." Naruto chuckled, never noticed a smirk from his childhood friend.
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
Chris chuckled at the frowning Grips before clear his throat, "Sometime actors and actresses make mistake by taking a film that bomb so hard…" The host laughed, "Nah, your scene is so bad that it's not a bomb but actually a nuclear bomb!"
"Shove it up your ass!" Jo grunted.
"Anyway, you know the rules, if you don't get the award, you're out of here!" Chris called out their names as he tossed them to the lucky castmates, "Bridgette, Izzy, Owen, Justin, Lindsay, Beth, Rodney…" He smirked at Max and Jo, "It's down to you…The one who get the final award is…"
"…" Max glared at the host.
"…" Jo smirked at the aspiring villain, there's no way that she can be vote out…
"Max!" The said boy grinned evilly.
"Wait, what!" The jockette jolted up with a deadly glare, "You voted me out instead of this midget villain wannabe!"
"Hey, I'm not wannabe!" Max glared, "I'm the evil villain that will rule the world with iron fist! For that, I will have you do the…"
"Shut it!" Jo kicked him in groin and stomped toward the Lame-o-sine.
"…Mommy…" The aspiring villain groaned weakly.
"Well…See you later!" Chris chuckled, watching the limousine drove away from the film lot.
(Confessional)
"And with her out of the way, I can take over the team! I'm so evil and smart!" Max laughed evilly, "…Hey, Naruto's advice work! I can do the evil laughter now! Bwa-hahahahahahahahaha!"
*Static*
"Oh, Max, you know what will be so evil?" Justin acted out with his explanation, "If you kick Jo out, there will be only one leader to lead the team and that's you. You will have seven minions to order around instead of one…Pfft!" The model snorted, "So easy! Now I don't have to worry about Jo in the future."
(Trailers)
It was night time already and the teams walked back to their trailers. "Everything is so much smaller than I remembered!" Izzy giggled.
"I still can't believe you trick Chris and get back in here." Duncan muttered, "But again, you're just crazy anyway."
"Thank you!" The crazy girl grinned as she glanced around her surrounding, "I remember that bush! I remember that tree! I…Oh!" She tripped on the rock, "Oh, I remember that rock! Hey, rock!"
"You're not the only one." Heather whispered to the punk with a sneer, "With her back, they totally negated our numbers advantage. And that's the only advantage we had."
"Don't be starting something, girl!" Leshawna threatened.
"Easy, girl, she was just putting her two cents in." Duncan grunted as some of Gaffers stared at him with widened eyes, "No need to bite someone's head off." The sassy girl was about to say something but the bombshell give out a loudest yawn.
"Well, good night, everybody." Lindsay muttered, only to bump into the locked door.
"Hey, who locked the door?" The punk growled after checking the door.
"I bet it's Chris." Gwen deadpanned.
"Wait, wait! Let me try it!" Izzy tackled the door, only to bounce off the door and fall down to the ground as the teams heard a siren. "COPS!" The crazy girl ducked in the bush.
"Um…Nah, it's ambulance, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head as the said vehicle stopped by and dropped the covered stretcher off before it speed off.
"Eww!" Heather shuddered at the covered body, "What is that, a dead body?"
"Or an undead body." Duncan muttered, you can't be sure about anything on this show. Everyone screamed as the body bolt up in its' seat and the sheet fall off to reveal their host.
"Boo!" Chris smirked as Max jumped in Rodney's arms, "Calm yourselves. No one's dead yet. I'm here to prep you plucky ducks for our most challenge yet…"
"Oh, come on!" The goth girl threw her arms up, "You kept throwing challenge after challenges, when the hell will we get a fucking break?!"
"Um…You will get a break soon." The host gulped before he grinned, "These textbooks hold the sum total of eight years of med school, and each one of you gets one, 'cause tomorrow…" He tossed the textbooks to each castmates, "We're gonna play doctor!"
(Confessional)
"I hate doctors." Duncan snorted, "They just get off on telling people stuff they don't want to hear…Like, 'don't pick at that scab' or 'if you eat nothing but pickled eggs, you'll die'. Hey, don't tell me what I can't eat!" He paused to grin, "Now, playing doctor, I can handle."
*Static*
B opened his mouth to say something but the knock cut him off. "Is someone in there?" Max's voice called out before he walks in to see the silent boy.
"…"
"…"
"…Get out of my chair!" The aspiring villain pointed at the door and B rolled his eyes.
"To win this challenge, you're gonna want to memorize the entire contents of these textbooks…" Chris explained, "By morning!"
"But it's already so late!" Heather snarled.
"You got that right!" The host smirked as Chef drove up to them in a pizza cart, "What med school all-nighter would be complete without pizza!" Owen dropped his textbook with a gasp and grabbed the stack of pizza boxes from the cooker.
"That smells good!" The oaf smelled the aroma with a beaming face.
"It's gotta be a trick." Leshawna narrowed her eyes in suspicion.
"More like method acting." Chris said as he hopped on the cart, "Med school interns consume 850% more pizza than the average human. So dig in…'cause there's plenty more where that came from." The cart drove away from the teams.
"Look okay…" Duncan examined the piece of pizza, "Smells okay…Tastes…" He took a bite, "Incredible!"
"What?" Bridgette blinked.
"How is that even impossible?" The queen bee stared at the stack of pizza boxes.
(Kitchen)
DJ tossed the pizza dough in air as Chef smirked at the Jamaican giant, "Keep 'em coming! I'll add the final cheesy touch." The cooker poured out some powder with a sinister laughter.
"My team's gonna wonder where I am." DJ gulped.
"Not as long as they're eating, they won't!" Chef grunted, "So hush up and spin that dough! Spin like the wind!"
(Killer Grip)
"Hey Beth, do I squint when I read?" Justin asked.
"I don't know." Beth shuddered with sweaty face, "Your shirt's distracting me…Unless you…" The farmer girl halted in her sentence as the model tossed his shirt away and starts to drool all over his chest. "I'll just read the book to you!" She swatted the model's book away, "Spare your beautiful eyes."
"…Big words hurt my brain!" Rodney clutched his head with a roar.
"Do you want my help?" Bridgette asked, "I'll explain anything if you don't understand."
"Um…Ah…T-T-tha…Gotta use the bathroom!" The country boy rushed off.
"Hey, you know what my brothers and me did once?" Owen grinned at Lindsay, "We had a no-hands pizza-off! You should have been there!"
"Oooh, I wanna see it!" The bombshell smiled, "Did you win?"
"Oh yeah, I did!" The oaf giggled, "Only by one! Johnny almost beat me!"
"No, no, no!" Max shouted at the crazy girl as he pressed his finger on the page, "Oxidative stress is not a stress! It has something to do with antioxidant level!"
"Nah, it's not!" Izzy giggled and the aspiring villain released a furious growl with his hands in air.
(Screaming Gaffer)
"This pizza is rad!" Duncan chews on his pizza, "Who knew Chef could rock the sauce?"
"I agree with you." Gwen nods as she read her textbook, "Lately his foods are getting better now."
"You're not going to eat any, Leshawna?" Dawn asked.
"Nah, I don't." The sassy girl muttered.
"Well, no pizza for Leshawna means more for the rest of us." The punk shrugged.
"Hey, have anyone seen DJ, dattebayo?" Naruto glanced around and B opened his mouth to say…
"I've been here the whole time, obviously!" DJ cut the silent boy off as he show up from under the table, "Now hand me some pie." The punk tossed him the piece of pizza before the giant bite it, "I…Am…Good…"
"Say what?" Heather raised her eyebrows.
"Ha!" Leshawna snorted, "Well, I'm not gonna just watch y'all eat. Tomorrow's a reward challenge. No need to bust our humps when no one's getting kicked off."
"The lady has a point." Duncan grunted as he joined the sassy girl in walkout, "I'm out."
(Confessional)
"I could have forced them to stay, but it's not like they'll help us win." Heather waved it off, "I mean, medical terms? Please! Those two will only come in handy if the challenge is about piercings or plus-sized shopping." She crossed her arms.
"Naruto, can you explain this part?" Dawn asked as she move closer to the redhead with her textbook and Heather swore that she can see a faintly pink dusting across the petite girl, listening to the redhead's explanation.
"…Idiot, explain here!" The queen bee suddenly appears at Naruto's side with a glare and a blush on her face.
Gwen shakes her head at them and turns her head to the silent boy. "Does that happen often back home?" The goth girl's answer was just an nod.
(Studio 5)
The next day, the tired teams waited for their host to show up and start the damn challenge so they can get some sleep. "My brain is so full…" Lindsay rubbed her head and the country boy nodded with her, too many big words…Too many!
"Oh, man!" Duncan smirked with Leshawna, "Nothing like a good night's sleep. Am I right?"
"Duncan, I know you're a nice guy …" Bridgette grumbled, "I have a headache and you better shut it right now…"
"Whoa, your girl is very cranky in morning." The punk blinked at the grumbling surfer girl and the redhead chuckled, he knows that his girlfriend is not a morning person.
"Morning, competitors!" Chris shouted at them with a grin as he pulled out huge t-shirt cannon, "Or should I say, doctors?" He fired the cannon and coated them in doctor outfits. "Ready for today's big challenge?" The host asked.
"Some of us are more ready than others." Heather muttered.
"You made your choice, I made mine!" Leshawna snarled, caused the queen bee to jump.
"Ooh, tension!" Chris grinned, "My favorite with drama on top! Let's take it inside."
"Today's reward challenge is called 'visiting hours'!" The host revealed their challenge as they stand in a huge room with two vats and tables, "And only one member of the winning team will get to enjoy the reward."
"If only one of us gets the prize, why even bother trying to win?" Duncan raised one of his eyebrows.
"A challenge is a challenge." Leshawna sighed, "It's one for all and all for one."
"Yeah, but if we win, who gets to be the one?" The punk grunted.
"The person who most directly contributes to the win." Heather crossed her arms
"I'll sit it out, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, "…Unless it's ramen." Everyone rolled their eyes at his ramen addiction.
"You just had a ramen this morning." Gwen deadpanned.
"Only one bowl…" The redhead pouted.
"Eyes on me!" The host clapped his hands to get their attention, "Okay, let's see if that will help you and your team assemble a cadaver!"
"You mean like a dead body?" Lindsay gasped in horror.
"No, I mean like a giant dead body!" Chris grinned, "These kegs contain the dismembered parts of two identical cadavers. Each players will climb their respective team ladder, strap on the bungee cord, and jump into the tank…with hopes of retrieving a body part. Any parts you find will be snapped in place on the platforms." He paused to take a breath as he gestured at the electricity machines, "Use those chains to raise them all the way to the roof, where they'll be reanimated by a blast of lighting! First team to bring a FrankenChris to life wins."
"So we're mad doctors?" Max smirked evilly, he really like to play as mad doctor.
"First crack goes to the team who can tell me how to treat someone with a bean stuck up their nose." The host pointed at his nose.
"Ooh! Ooh!" Beth waved her arm in air, "Administer two CC's of pain meds and probe the affected area with a sterile swab."
"Correctamundo!" Chris nodded.
"Yes!" The farmer girl cheered to herself as she climbs up the ladder and jump into the vat with a scream before the bungee cord pull her out with electrifying eel, shocking her in process. "What the hell was that?!" Beth gaped at the host.
"Oh, yeah! I forget to mention the electric eels." Chris gave them an apologetic smile but they know it was fake, "Three zaps and you're out." The farmer girl jump again and finally get the first piece of the cadaver.
"Okay, next question!" The host chuckled, "Your patient has an itchy, red inflammation on their butt. Diagnosis?" B opened his mouth but the queen bee cut him off.
"Diaper rash." Heather answered, "Apply salve repeatedly to achieve humectant dispersion."
"Yes!" Chris grinned and two zaps later, the queen bee got Gaffers their first piece. "Next question." The host turned to the Grip team, "Your patient's got a white tongue, red eyes, and they're oozing gooey crud. Diagnosis?"
"Oh, oh! I know this!" Owen bounced, "Pinkis Eye-itis. Treat with two rounds of flobberty gibbitz!"
"Absolutely correct!" Chris whispered to the camera, "I messed around with some of the terms in the textbook."
"You were right…" Gwen whispered to the chuckling redhead as the oaf leaped into the vat and got the second body part on first try.
"Awesome!" Owen tossed it to his team.
"Don't let it touch my hair!" Justin juggled the slimy body part before Bridgette grabs it in the air and placed it on the table.
"Chill, Justin." The surfer girl rolled her eyes at the freaking-out model.
"Smells like earwax?" The host said quickly to speed the challenge up.
"Pineapple-itis." DJ answered.
After series of questions and lot of interruption for the silent boy, they tied by five as the host turned to the Screaming Gaffers. "Your patient just developed a ramen addiction, become dense as rock in social, and lost control when scratched on face. Diagnosis?" The host smirked.
"Na-Ram-itis." Naruto answered, "No known cure…Man, I felt sorry for these guys who have it, dattebayo."
'You're a moron…' Almost everyone thought in unison.
"Correct!" Chris laughed as Naruto jumped into the tank and got the head part. "The Gaffers ahead by…" The host smirked, "A head!"
"We can't let them beat us again!" Max growled, receiving a lot of nods from his team.
"Gwen, let's make alliance." Leshawna whispered to the goth girl, "You, me, Duncan, we'll vote for Heather and get this bitch out of the game."
"Um…" Gwen glanced around, "I'm not sure…"
"What?" The sassy girl gasped angrily, "We have to get the bitch out right now or she'll play us all like what she did on the Island."
"I know but for now, I'm not going to get in any alliance right now." The goth girl rubbed her neck, "Sorry."
"Fine!" Leshawna stomped away with a huff and Gwen sighed.
"Yes! Last piece coming your way!" DJ tossed the last body part to his team.
"The Gaffers have their cadaver." Chris announced as the Killer Grips got their final body part at same time, "Time to start yanking some chain, and be quick about it, 'cause the Grips are right behind you!" Both of the teams pulled the chains as they raised their cadavers to the ceiling, "The Grips are still in this. Whose cadaver will hit the roof first?"
"It's so exciting, I can't take it!" Izzy bounced on her feet and Bridgette shakes her head before she catch a glimpse of something on the oaf's arm.
"Owen, what is that?" The surfer girl lifts the oaf's arm to see a red circle on his elbow.
"Oh, and he's burning up, just like my passionate soul for Red!" The crazy girl gasped after checked Owen's temperature and the oaf burped out a foulest stench.
"Oh, lemony!" Owen tasted his foul breath.
"Hold on…" Justin squirted his eyes in thought, "Red sores, fever, lemony burp…Aren't those symptoms of one of the diseases in the book?"
"Page 753, Mortotistical Crumples disease." Beth muttered, "And it's fatal!" Everyone gasped in horror.
"Mortotistical Crumples isn't just fatal, it's highly contagious!" Heather shouted.
"Okay, looks like it's quarantine time." Chris quickly ran out of the room, "See ya. Wouldn't want to be you!" They can hear him hammering the boards on the door as barrier.
"Seriously weird." Duncan narrowed his eyes, "Owen somehow gets infected with a fatal disease?"
"I'm sure it's just a…" Owen gulped as he fidgeted with his fingers, "24-hour kind of fatal."
"O!" Lindsay sobbed into the oaf's chest, "I don't want you to go!"
"Quarantine Owen, quick!" Gwen cried as Beth pumped up the bubble ball and the group tossed the oaf inside the bubble ball.
"I see another sore…" Heather screamed as she pointed at…"On DJ!"
"It's got to be some kind of mistake!" DJ cried before they toss him in another bubble ball.
"Hey, hey, take it eas…" Naruto stopped in midsentence before he passed out on the floor.
"Naruto!" The group shouted.
"Oh no! He's in coma!" Dawn said worriedly and Rodney picks him up before placed the redhead on the stretcher.
"Getting claustrophobic." Owen laughed nervously.
"Is that another symptom?" Lindsay whimpered.
"Get me out of this crazy thing!" The oaf laughed maniacally in his ball as it bounced around the room, "Ding, ding, ding, ding!"
"Great." Heather muttered as she checked on Naruto with Bridgette, "Now Owen's not only infectious, he's a deranged pinball of death."
"We have to make sure that no one else is infected!" The surfer girl spoke up.
"Yeah, if I recall it correctly, the symptoms of Mortotistical Crumples disease…Include coma…" Max started to list off the symptoms.
"Explosive Diarrhea…" The bombshell ran into the port-o-potty, holding her stomach and Bridgette hopped in one place, next to the potty.
"Itchy lips…" Justin scratched his lips wildly and Dawn just poked her lip lightly.
"Sudden hot flashes…" Beth fanned herself with sweats all over her face.
"Sea sickness…" Heather vomited and B covered his mouth with green face.
"Speaking in tongues…" Izzy and Rodney both bubbled in gibberish.
"And temporary blindness." Gwen stumbled around with blinking eyes as Max glance up before he gasped, "I'M BLIND!"
(Confessional)
"I know it's meant to be dangerous and all, but it's still a show." Leshawna crossed her arms with an eyeroll, "No way they'd actually let somebody up and die in here. Am I right?"
*Static*
"Hmm…" Chris tapped his chin with a grin, "Nah…But imagine the ratings!"
Almost everyone groans on their stretchers as Duncan and Leshawna tending their sick castmates. "I'm burning up!" The aspiring villain panted before the punk checks his thermometer and turned to the sassy girl.
"Get him a glass of water to cool down." Duncan grunted and the sister hand Max the drink before he spit it all over the healthy girl.
"This is nuts!" Leshawna growled, "We gotta do something!"
"Have you noticed we're the only ones who didn't study all night and we're the only ones who haven't been infected?" The punk raised his eyebrow.
"I'm starting to seriously question this Morto-Testing-My-Patience junk."" The sassy girl nodded, "We need to get our hands on one of those textbooks. There's got to be something these guys missed."
"Good idea, except Chris sealed off the only exit." Duncan jabbed his thumb at the door.
"Not the only exit." Leshawna smirked, jerking her head at the opening in the ceiling.
"Well…Let's go." The punk grunted before they climb up the chain toward the opening.
It was about twenty minutes before the two healthy castmates kick the door open and glance around the sick castmates. "Papa?" Rodney groaned out.
"Relax, everyone!" Duncan smirked, "As someone who has extensive experience with forgery, trust me." He wiggled the textbook in his hand, "This textbook and everything in it is a total crock. The book covers are really just old cereal boxes." The punk's eyes widened at his gurgling stomach before he ran into the potty, "Ah, mother of mercy!"
"It can't be!" Max sat up, "Why are we sick at same time? I demand an explanation!"
"It's all hoax." Leshawna rolled her eyes as she shows them the can, "I went to Chef's kitchen when I found this cheese and it's really itching powder and laxatives."
"Then how come Naruto is in coma?" Gwen asked.
"I was getting to this." The sassy girl pulled out a can of sleep pills, "Chef just tampered his ramen with a couple of sleep pills so he'll be out for a while."
"That explains everything that you had." Duncan grunted out of the potty.
"But wait, what about the sores on Owen and DJ?" Beth asked.
"It's just a slice of pepperoni." Leshawna sighed, "How the hell you think it's a sore?"
"Mmm!" Owen chews on his slice, "Delicious sore. She's right…Now let me out of this bubble!"
Izzy was about to release him with a pin but the queen bee screamed, "Wait! Stop!" It was too late as the crazy girl poked the bubble, released the toxic gas, from the oaf's fart, in studio.
"Oh, stale air!" Justin gagged, "Smelly, smelly air!"
"Then why did Izzy and Rodney speaking in tongues and Beth with her hot flashes? The blindness?" Bridgette asked.
"Oh, my gosh!" Izzy giggled, "First-year med-school syndrome! Too much studying and too little sleep can make you think you've got every disease in the book! That and I was talking to Rodney, he always stammered when any chicks talk to him."
"S-S-She's right…" Gwen blinked.
"Congratulations, Screaming Gaffers!" Chris announced as the chain lowered him into the studio, "You just won the challenge." The Gaffers cheered, "Brilliant diagnostic skills, Duncan and Leshawna. Way to suss it out. And for your reward…" The host paused before the chain raised him out of the studio, "I knew I forget something. Just a sec."
"Huh, what did I just missed, dattebayo…" Naruto yawned from his force nap.
"Duncan, I need you to join my alliance to get Heather out of my face." Leshawna whispered to the punk with a sneer.
"No deal." Duncan shrugged as the sassy girl widened her eyes at him, "I don't want to be involved with your dumb crusade at all."
"The hell!" Leshawna snarled, "She's an evil, meanest, and cruelest bitch ever! We have to get her out of the game right away or she'll play us all!"
"…Take one to know one." The punk narrowed his eyes, "If I remember right, she never did anything to you besides calling you names. And before you say anything about fake-kiss thing, it's in the past and Heather is not what you think she is now anymore."
"I try and help but you're just a fool!" The sassy girl growled before their host returned with platter in his hand.
"As I was saying, your reward is…" the host removed the lid to reveal picture frames of…
"Oh, that's my momma!" DJ gasped happily.
"And that's my best cousin!" Leshawna shouted.
"It's Grammy." Naruto grinned at the picture of his grandma and the Gaffers stared at the picture of their favorite person.
"Yep, one of you gets a whole spa night away from this cruddy studio lot with your favorite person!" Chris smirked, "So, who's the lucky stiff?"
"Aw, I said that I sit it out, dattebayo." The redhead sighed but the Gaffers were arguing with each other before Leshawna wail out loudly.
"I'm sorry!" The sassy girl sobbed as the petite girl stared at her before she shook her head, "It's just…It's been so stressful. I thought I was gonna lose you. Fighting for your lives…It's just all been too much."
"Well…I vote for Leshawna." Naruto rubbed his head, he understand how she felt.
"Yeah, me too." Heather nodded.
"And Leshawna did solve the challenge." Duncan crossed his arms, "My vote goes to her."
"Same here." Gwen smiled and most of the Gaffer members agreed.
"No. No. I can't believe it!" Leshawna wailed, "You guys are so beautiful!"
"Ugh!" Chris groaned, "Cleanup on aisle two!"
"Thank you!" The sassy girl ran out of the studio.
"Well, at least she's happy now, dattebayo." The redhead smiled but what they all don't know was that Leshawna just tricked them all.
(Girl's Trailer)
Heather tugged on her orange beanie hat as she checks herself out with the mirror. She was wearing a black jean with orange Halterneck top. The queen bee smirks, it will really get Naruto's attention and hopeful steal him away from this klutzy girl. "You look nice, Heather." The queen bee yelped in fright before she turns around to see Dawn, "May I ask what's the occasion?"
"O-O-Oh, just a mock date with idiot." Heather muttered as she tries to calm her beating heart down, "He wants to make up to me for accidently distancing himself from me."
"Ah, I see." The petite girl stared at her for a while, "…Do you think he will give me a mock date too?" The queen bee bit her tongue from lashing out at the hippy girl because she was only one beside Naruto that talk to her without any prejudice.
"Why?" Heather narrowed her eyes, there must be a reason.
"It's because I am little confusing about my feeling." Dawn admitted with blank face, "He is the first person that treats me like a normal person beside my family. He always believes in me and never looks at me like everyone else when they found out about my abilities…"
"Yep, that sounds like idiot." The queen bee sighed.
"Indeed…" The petite girl nods, "He is only one that I can't read future or see auras…When he's around me, my heart always beating faster than before and his energy keep making me feel very warm…" Dawn tilted her head, "I believe that must be love that people kept talking about…Yes, I do like him…So that's why I want to have a mock date with him for once…"
"…Okay." Heather sighed, "I'll ask him to take you out on a mock date." She narrowed her eyes, "But remember it is just a mock date, not a real date!"
"Thank you." Dawn placed her hands on her chest as she stared into Heather's eyes, "Your auras really suit you right now, it's pretty now."
"W-W-Whatever!" The queen bee grunted and stomped out of the trailer with a faintly smile on her face.
"…Indeed, you're a good friend to me in the future." The petite girl whispered quietly with her eyes closed.
(Craft Services Tent)
"You are going on a what!" Bridgette shouted at her boyfriend.
"On a mock date with Heat-chan." Naruto rubbed his head, "She said that she needs my help because she wants to have some experience and there was someone that she like, dattebayo." The redhead sighed as he takes the basket from Chef, "Heat-chan won't tell me who this guy is." The surfer girl wants to tell him that Heather like the redhead but she knows that Naruto won't believe her and it might cause a problem in the future.
"Just…" Bridgette sighed, "Just don't kiss her at all! Please…"
"Huh? Why would I kiss her?" The redhead scratched his nose, "It's just a mock date and nothing serious, dattebayo. Well, I better go now, don't wanna keep her waiting." Naruto smiled at his girlfriend, "See you later, love you."
"Love you too." The surfer girl muttered and watches the redhead as he left the tent.
"…"
"…"
"…Chef, what can I do?" Bridgette asked the cooker.
"…I'm staying out of this one." Chef walked away from her, he doesn't want to get tangled up in teenager dramas.
(Studio 38)
Heather and Naruto sat on the blanket in the forest set within the studio to have some privacy from the castmates. "Here's some sandwiches, dattebayo." The redhead gave the queen bee some sandwiches and they start to eat together for a while.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Ugh, I don't know what to do with this date!" Heather groaned, "What do you usually do with Klutzy on dates?"
"Um, we just wing it as we go around, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled before breaking a part of his sandwich and bring it to her mouth. "Say ah."
"…A-A-Ah…" The queen bee blushed harder as she take the bite before do the same thing to the redhead. They kept it up for a while.
"You know, you really good in these clothes, dattebayo." He rubbed his head, "When did you get this shirt?"
"Oh, during the break." She smirked, "I went shopping with mom, glad you like it."
"I do, you always look good in any clothes." Naruto chuckled, "I felt bad that the mock date is all I can do for you."
"Nah, I don't mind it as long as I have to be with you." Heather rested her head on his shoulder.
"But I think you deserve something better than a picnic." He sighed, "Only if they can let us leave the film lot anytime we want to…"
"Then miss all the drama?" She rolled her eyes, "I'm sure Chris want us to make more drama and won't let us leave until it's elimination."
"That's true." The redhead chuckled nervously and they kept chatted for a while.
"Oh, I just forget…" The queen bee smacked her head, "I want you to take the hippy girl out on a mock date."
"Dawn? Why?" Naruto blinked.
"Just do it." Heather grunted, "She's…um…nice girl and she need to be more social instead of creepy if she wants to be my friend anyway…"
"Yeah, sure." He chuckled, "Dawn is not really creepy, she's really interesting person, dattebayo. I'm glad that she's your friend beside me and B."
"B is nice but he never said a word since he got here! I really don't know what he thinks of me at all!" She narrowed her eyes at the laughing redhead and they kept chatting all day until he walked her back to the trailer. For the queen bee, it was not the best date but not worst one and she hope there will be more after that.
(Trailers)
A several days went by and the castmates was relaxing around the trailers. Naruto kicked the ball around with Duncan, B, Max, and Justin as DJ slept on the ground in the middle of their mini-game. "Do you have any BLT?" Owen asked Lindsay as they played 'Go Fish' with Izzy, Rodney, Leshawna, and Bridgette.
"I thought we were playing go fish?" The bombshell blinked confusingly.
"Oh, I mean fives, I was hungry…" The oaf pouted, earning a giggle from his girlfriend and watch the crazy girl shuffled the deck with skill.
"Heather, would you like a tea?" Dawn offered the queen bee a tea.
"Oh, sure." The queen bee took a sip, "Thank…" She was not getting use to have a friend, her idiot don't count because she like him more than a friend.
"Owen!" Everyone glanced at the farmer girl as she yelled at the oaf, "Stop stealing my sammies!"
"Sorry, they are so good!" Owen smiled sheepishly.
"Can't blame you there." Duncan chews on his sandwiches.
"Yeah, I can't believe that I'm saying it but Chef's foods are getting really good now." Gwen swallowed her foods and the castmates gave her a nod.
"This is really funny, right, besty?" Beth smiled at the bombshell as she nods, "Imagine if there was no challenge today!"
"Oh no, you just have to open your mouth…" Gwen sighed, doesn't anyone learn not to say anything on this show because there's always a good chance that it will happen…
"Attention, all Total Drama victims, please meet me in the northeast corner of the studiopalooza." Chris' voice speaks out of the loudspeaker, "Bring Lozengers. The screaming's gonna hurt."
"There is a challenge." Beth blinked and some castmates glared at her for jinx it.
(Cliff)
"We walk all the way over here, and LT. Slick can't even be bothered to show up?" Heather tapped her foot on the ground with crossed arms, waiting for their host to show up.
"Maybe he's racked up too much overtime figuring out new ways to torture us." Justin said.
"Waah!" Chris screamed from above them and everyone look up to see the host fall into the lighting, splashing the bloods all over the screaming castmates as Beth wheezed out.
"Guess the producers don't like paying overtime…" Justin gulped at the impaled host.
"Relax, guys, it's fake!" Gwen wiped the blood off her face with a glare, "There's too much blood."
"She's right, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "No body can hold this much blood, trust me."
"They're right." Chris leaned up from his prone body, caused everyone to scream out again.
"Aw, man, I was just gonna to call dibs on your boat." Duncan groaned.
"It's the magic of cinema, boys and girls!" The host ignored the grumbling punk as he removed the lighting top, "I'm absolutely, perfectly, crystalline fine. Want to see how it's done?"
"No!" Everyone shouted in unison but their host ignored them again.
"Our Cracker Jack effects team seals fake blood into a thin membrane of plastic called a squib." Chris pulled out a packet, "This little baby bursts on impact. An old-fashioned optical illusion helps sell that I've been impaled."
"Can we just get on with this?" Duncan growled.
"I can't believe you're so unscareable." Lindsay glanced at the farmer girl, "You didn't even scream."
"I did on the inside." Beth said, "I just can't do it on the outside."
"Huh?" The bombshell blinked.
"When I was ten, and they were doing my tonsillectomy, there was a freak accident." The farmer girl explained, "The doctor's earring fell in my throat. Can't scream worth a darn."
"What kind of doctor brings an earring to tonsillectomy?" Bridgette raised her eyebrow.
"Time for today's totally terrifying, blood-curdling horror movie challenge!" The host grinned, "To figure out which team gets which challenges, a scream-off. Think of every great horror movie you've ever seen."
"Oh, my gosh, you guys, did you see that one with the possessed rug that learned to walk and smothered cats?" Izzy cupped her face, "Or did I make that up?"
"All horror movies have one thing in common…" Chris grinned, "Fantastic screaming from actors and the killers who snuff them. Each team, pick a serial killer. The rest of you will be the screamers. If your serial killer can make you scream the loudest, your team wins."
(Screaming Gaffer)
"Well, it's either Duncan or Naruto." Gwen said to her team, "What do you think?"
"I think we go with Duncan." Heather muttered, "He's more serial killer-y than idiot."
"But did you remember how scary Naruto was as hunter back on the island?" Leshawna pointed out and B was about to saying something but…
"DJ's got to do it." Chef forced the mask on the shivering Jamaican giant.
"But it's DJ…" The goth girl raised her eyebrows at the cooker.
"He's not scary at all." Dawn deadpanned.
"DJ is doing it!" Chef said forcefully.
"Listen, Chef, maybe you can stick to your area of expertise with the sandwiches and I'll stick to mine." Duncan stepped up before the cooker pick him up in air.
"Do you like having your arms attached to your torso?" Chef growled.
"Chef, do you want me to tell you another corncob prank story?" Naruto smiled at the paled cooker.
"…No…" The cooker tossed the punk away and shove the mask into DJ's hand as he walk away from them.
"Since when does Chef interfere in challenges?" The sassy girl asked, "Smells kind of funny to me."
(Killer Grip)
"You guys gotta let me be the killer." Justin smiled, "The mask offers good protection for my beautiful face."
"No, it has to be me!" Max scowled, "As the killer, I will show you my evil kill method and the world will fear me!" The Grips started to argue with each other until the bombshell shouted at them, pointing at Beth.
"Betty is going to be our serial killer and that is that!" Lindsay stomped her feet on the ground with crossed arms, shocked her team members.
"Um…I agree with her…" Rodney whispered into the model's ear.
"Y-Y-Yeah…" Justin said shakily.
(Horror Set: Spooky Woods)
"All right, Gwen and Justin, prepare yourselves for your killers to enter." Chris clapped his hands as the said castmates looked at him, "And then I want huge, massive, ginormous screams. We'll be measuring the volume on our scream-o-meter. Lights…Camera…Action!"
"Boo!" Beth jumped out of the bush after sneaked around the set.
"Ahh…" Justin screamed lightly, "I'm so scared." The scream-o-meter barely went up, "I'm sorry. I just can't risk my pipes any further. What good is a face like this without my warm yet manly tones to back it up?"
"…I wish Chris let us chose the screamers." Bridgette facepalmed, "We could have better chance with either Max or Rodney."
"Bah, I don't scare easy!" Max crossed his arms with a huff before screamed out as Owen accidentally bump into him from behind.
"I don't think I can do this." DJ whimpered as he peeks out behind the tree before Chef roared into his face, caused the screaming Jamaican giant to run out and crashed into the goth girl. Gwen screamed loudest at the sudden bump as they fall down together and the scream-o-meter went halfway up, beating the Grip's record.
"With a twenty-five on the scream-o-meter, let's notch one up for DJ, Gwen and the Screaming Gaffers." Chris chuckled.
(Horror Set: Port-o-Potty)
"There is some serious indignity going on in this scenario." Leshawna mumbled with a glare, "I mean, I'm being filmed sitting on the potty."
"There was an accidental tinkle on-screen last season, I think." Lindsay tilted her head with finger on her cheek, "But I'm not doing it again…And how am I supposed to be scared when I know Becky is coming in any minute, and she's not scary at…"
"Aaah!" Beth slammed the door open with a scream and the bombshell shrieked so hard that some castmates just lost their hearings for a while.
DJ slammed the door open before cover his eyes in embarrassment, "Oh, I-I'm sorry! I busted in on your private moment. Boy, is my face red!"
"Do you want to win?" Leshawna placed her hands on hip, "Do the scene, DJ." The Jamaican giant roared weakly and clawed the air.
The scare-o-meter hit the max as the bombshell wailed on her seat because she accidentally wet herself from the fear. "You are doing so good." Beth said as she removed the mask, "I'm not even being scary anymore. Look."
"I'm sorry." Leshawna snorted with a snicker, "Ha! I'm sorry. I just…I'm supposed to be afraid of this marshmallow? This big ol' kitten of a DJ?" She laughed, holding her sides and DJ pouted.
"And that's round two to Beth, Lindsay and the Killer Grips with a pee-fueled 85 on the scream-o-meter." Chris grinned and walk to another location.
"If DJ won't step up, the other half of the alliance has to." Chef muttered from behind the port-o-potty.
(Horror Set: Living Room)
"All right, guys, this is the tie-breaker scene." Chris smirked at Rodney and Izzy, "You're gonna have to act your faces off."
"WHAT!" The country boy screamed after read his script, "I-I-I-I...Um…K-K-Kiss…Um…"
"How horror movie is this?" Izzy giggled, "We have to make out, shame it's not with Red."
"B-B-B-But…" Rodney fainted on the sofa and the crazy girl poked the unconscious country boy.
"…Very shy guy, this one is." The host glanced at the camera.
Heather and Naruto glanced at each other with a light blushes, this script just reminded them of what happened way back on the island. "We can sit it out if…Mmph!" The redhead flailed his arms around as the queen bee pounced on him and forced her tongue down his throat.
"…Awkward…" Chris whispered, peeking behind the sofa.
Beth jumped out from the behind of sofa and attempt to scare her team members but Izzy just giggled as she keeps poking the pass-out country boy.
"Um…Guys?" The farmer girl blinked at them.
"…I'm here, guys?" DJ waved at the screamers but Naruto just kept flailing his arms around while Heather enjoyed her force-make-out and a huge shadow cast over them. They all look up to see masked Chef with revving chainsaw and they all screamed loudest, breaking the scream-o-meter in process, before DJ fainted.
"Well, looks to me like DJ and the well-named Screaming Gaffers have won this one, seeing as they buried the needle." The host chuckled.
The castmates stands over the groaning Jamaican giant as he comes out of his guilt-tripping dream and Heather just slapped him to wake him up. "I need to see Chef!" DJ gasped before the queen bee backslaps him.
"Heather." Leshawna narrowed her eyes.
"What?" Heather shrugged with her arms, "He's still talking crazy."
"Chef's in a meeting with the producers." Chris informed the Jamaican giant, "A disciplinary meeting. He's in trouble. Not allowed to mess with the challenges."
"I knew something was up." The sassy girl scowled.
"Yeah." Gwen nodded with hands on her hip.
"Moving right along, it's time to pack up those overnight bags, loser grips." The host smirked evilly, "You and your sleeping bags are spending the night in the dining hall! Gaffer winners, back to the comfort of the trailers for a little R&R. I'll see you there in a half an hour."
(Craft Services Tent)
"This isn't such a bad place to spend the night." Owen smiled widely, "It's full of good memories of food."
"I just found half a piece of cheesecake under here!" Izzy peeked out of the table with cheesecake in her hand.
"Oooh, can I have it?" The oaf asked with a drool.
"Don't eat things off the floor!" Bridgette groaned at her crazy friends.
"Guys, you mind joining us here?" Chris snapped his fingers several times, "I'm about to tell you why this film lot was abandoned and closed."
"Because it's a death trap?" Justin asked.
"Hush, my child…"
"Is Naru here?" Owen glanced around.
"…I mean my contestants…" The host pinched the bridge of his nose, "Anyway, this film lot is perfectly safe on this plane. But in the other dimension…" Chris lit up the flashlight under his face, "Juanita rent-a-cop, a dedicated security guard who worked here for twenty-five loyal years until her mysterious death right here on this very spot! Now her desperate and uneasy spirit walks the lot. No one has ever managed to spend a whole night in this craft service tent!"
"Because they were killed by falling sets?" The model muttered.
"Because of the haunting!" Chris shined the flashlight on Justin, "Your task…Spend the whole night here without leaving this tent." He walked to the table with gadgets, "If you manage to do so, your teams gets invincibility and nobody goes home. Track any psychic phenomenon using these ghost meters. And just in case…" The host tossed them a key-light.
"Gee…Thank…" Beth said sarcastically.
(Screaming Gaffers)
Chris joined the waiting Gaffers behind the tent, "The Killer Grips are sitting in the craft services tent like sitting ducks. Your task is to make like special effects gurus and frighten the pants off them or at least scare them enough to get them out of the tent before the dawn."
"All of them?" Gwen asked.
"All of them." The host nodded with a grin.
"How are we supposed to scare them?" Heather asked.
"It's your call, but if you get them out, your team is safe for another day." Chris chuckled, "Oh, just to let you know…I told them some cockamamie story about a security guard who died on set."
"How are we gonna pull this off?" DJ asked his team with doubting expression.
"Oh, B and I have a plan but it need to take some times, dattebayo." Naruto smirked with his silent friend, "We're going to some places to get few things so can you guys round down the Grips before we get back?"
"Sure." The goth girl nodded, "Just hurry up."
"Let's go!" The redhead ran off with the silent boy.
"…For some reason, I feel bad for the Grips…" Duncan deadpanned.
(Craft Services Tent)
After a several attempts, only Max ran out of the tent at the sight of fake blood wall with wet pant. "Wow, I don't think Lindsay was really tough to scare off…" Gwen whispered in shock, how can this bombshell see through all of the tricks?
"Hey, we're back! Did you get anyone out yet, dattebayo?"
"Just Max…" Duncan turned around before widened his eyes at Naruto, "Whoa…If that doesn't scare them off then I don't know what…" The widened-eyed Gaffers nod.
"Give me all your twos." Lindsay said before the light went out.
"Um…Who turned the lights off?" Beth gulped and paled as they heard a raspy breathing above them.
"Trespassers…I see trespassers on my lot…" The Grips glanced up to see a longhaired person in tattered uniform with its guts hanging out, "Which one of you murdered me? How would you do it to me?"
"M-M-Murder?" Owen stuttered.
"Kukukukuku, yes, murder…murder…murder, murder, murder, murder, MURDER!" The spirit peeked out of its long hair to reveal a red eye and they can see that it was a beautiful face under the hairs. "I'll fucking rip your face off like you did to me!" The spirit suddenly ripped its' face off to reveal a bloody skull, "I'll fucking kill you all! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!"
"RUUUUUUUN!" Rodney grabbed everyone in one swoop and ran out of the tent with the screaming Grips.
"And cut!" Gwen smirked, "Wow, I gotta to hand it to you and B. You two really come up with a good scare."
"Thank, dattebayo." The spirit chuckled as it removes the mask, turning out it was Naruto. They never noticed the gasping Jamaican giant staring at hanging redhead, hallucinating it was his momma guilt-tripping him again.
(Confessional)
"I'm glad I'm not there…" Max sucked on his thumb with widened eyes.
*Static*
Rodney rocking in fetus position and blabs with teary face.
*Static*
B bluffed his nails with a smirk.
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
"Well, now it's down to you two, Justin and Rodney." Chris smirked at the nervous castmates, "And the final award goes to…"
"STOP!" Everyone turned their heads to DJ with his team, "I'm gonna do what I should have done a long ago. Make momma proud…" The Jamaican giant sniffled, "I'm voting myself off!"
"DJ!" Chef shouted with nervous laughing, "Why don't you and I have a chat before you do anything stupid?"
"No, Chef!" DJ snarled, "I'm not listening to you anymore! Chef and me, we had an illegal alliance." Everyone gasped, "He's been tutoring me in tough, cooking, coaching me though the challenges. I'll miss you all…"
"Wait! Wait!" Owen gasped, "You've been cooking all the delicious foods? Pizza? Everything?"
"Dude, you can't leave!" Duncan nodded.
"Yeah, let's just vote Chef off." Justin said.
"Sorry, but I gotta make it right for momma." The Jamaican giant sighed and walk toward the Lame-o-sine after saying his good-bye to everyone.
(Film Lot)
"Wow, DJ just made a history by quit the contest!" Chris grinned evilly, "Remind me to punish Chef for the illegal alliance. Anyway, so far we just saw that there are drama brewing around a certain couple and a queen bee look like she's thawing out, thank to a creepy girl. It makes us worry about few things…Why is Duncan defending Heather from Leshawna? What will happen between Naruto and Bridgette? When will our dense redhead figure out what's bothering the girls? How will everyone react to Leshawna's trick? Will Izzy have her whisker times? Find out next time on…"
"TOTAL…"
"DRAMA…"
"ACTION!"
(Trailers)
Duncan was about to enter his trailer until someone stop him, "Hey, criminal, tell me something…" The punk turned around to see Heather, "Why did you back me up when Leshawna threatened me? Don't you hate me?"
"…I used to." Duncan sighed, "But I found out something about you and whiskers. I thought you were an evil and cruel bitch but I was wrong."
"What do you mean?" The queen bee blinked.
"Lilly Rush is my aunt and Rush is my last name." The punk said as she stiffened, "She told me about the case…You cut your own hand up when you break into Whisker's house to save his life…If you didn't, he would have die with M…"
"DON'T SAY HER NAME!" Heather shouted as Duncan jumped, "…Sorry…We are trying to move on and forget about what happened…Please don't tell everyone…"
"Yeah, got you." The punk ran his hand across mohawk with a sigh, "…I just want to let you know that I have your back anytime…"
"Thank…" The queen bee turns on her heels and walks inside her trailer.
"I have a feeling that my life is going to have a interesting turn." Duncan groaned.
Screaming Gaffer: B, Dawn, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Naruto
Killer Grip: Beth, Bridgette, Izzy, Justin, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Trent
Eliminated: Geoff, Harold, DJ, Jo
Peanut Gallery: Cody, Courtney, Eva, Ezekiel, Katie, Noah, Sadie, Tyler
And this ends our tenth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.
Did you enjoy how things turn out in this chapter? I still hope that I keep them IC and give everyone enough screen time.
Geoff and Eva: Hold on, let me open my umbrella…Now if you may. I decided to pair them together because it would be interesting to see how they will balance each other out. Can you picture it? Geoff make Eva relax while she slap him around to be less slacker.
Yes, I just eliminated Harold early…Why? It's a part of a plan.
Heather's thawing: As you see, she is starting to show a sign of maturing when she's with Dawn but it's still a long road for her. I decided that Heather need someone else that is not Naruto to be her friend during this season.
Duncan helping Heather: There are some signs that the punk is slowly become her friend because he found out that the queen bee saved the redhead's life and that he was wrong about her as evil bitch he believe her to be.
I just drop a little hint about the stalker but I know that no one would ever get it right because everyone is still thinking inside the box.
Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.
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