Chapter 10: The horror continues to torture
Author's note: I am so sorry, everyone! This has taken forever, and I'm aware that everyone has become impatient. So, here we go, finally, another chapter!
Sakura, still in shock over Ino being kind of her, slowly walked around the park searching for her group. She had ruined her life. Her life with Sasuke at least, and she also was beginning to burn. She stopped to apply sunscreen.
"Oh, God, why did I have to act like an idiot? Why did I have to go bonkers over Sasuke's swimming shorts, and why did I have to let him see me!?" She demanded at no one in particular.
"It's okay, Sasuke doesn't have emotions anyway. There's no possible way for him to fear your obsessive ways."
Sakura turned around to see Kakashi.
"Sensei!" She said, and was about to throw her arms around him, then quickly remembered what he was wearing.
Not a lot.
"I'm so glad you're here." She lied.
Sakura's inner self: Eww... he is so gross! I get sick just looking at him!
Kakashi nodded.
"Naruto casually flew off the ride we were on, and I thought Sasuke was with you."
Sakura looked down sadly.
"He was, but I ran away from him..."
Oh, was she ever so embarrassed. She had completely lost it.
"Sasuke's going to hate me." She said aloud.
Kakashi lightly patted her head.
"Welcome to Naruto, mine, and ten million other people's world."
Sakura tried to smile, but it might as well sounded like a cement mixer. Sasuke was everything to her. He was her sun, her moon, her earth, oh, her crush too.
"You know, Naruto's pretty fond of you." Kakashi commented, pulling out a wet wedgie.
Sakura grimaced.
"Yah, but, Naruto's kind of like..."
Kakashi stared at her.
"Kind of like?"
Sakura couldn't find the right words, not yet at least. What was Naruto like? She was very aware of his crush on her. It wasn't hard to notice. Afterall, she carried an infactuation with someone herself. She liked Naruto, but not in that way. Naruto was so...immature. He was also childish, obnoxious,slobbish, and annoying at times.
But in a way, he was cute, nice. He payed more attention to her when she told a funny story then Sasuke ever would if she was fighting off a murderer.
Naruto also smiled a lot. Sasuke was cool and calm, which was so sexy, but it got awkard after awhile.
Kakashi poked her.
"Well?" He asked.
Sakura smiled.
"Naruto is like..."
Kakashi cocked one eyebrow.
"Like?"
Sakura's smile got even bigger.
She began to recall all of the times Naruto had smiled at her, complimented her, flirted with her, laughed with her, listened to her, and trained with her once or twice.
Kakashi thumped her this time.
"Oww!"
"Well, you've just sat there gawking into space. What is Naruto like?"
Sakura looked at him.
"Naruto is like...my new crush."
Meanwhile, Naruto, who was walking with the hate for all life Sasuke, suddenly felt a chill of joy. He smiled.
"Why'd you just smile?" Sasuke asked.
Naruto shrugged.
"My Sakura senses are tingling." He replied.
Sasuke's stomach suddenly growled.
"Are you hungry?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke blushed and nodded.
Naruto grinned.
"We should get something to eat, but first let's find Sakura and ninety percent naked Kakashi-sensei." He said.
Sasuke nodded.
"Okay. I should probably let Sakura know I'm not angry at her. She's typically a little strange, but that's okay."
Naruto squinted at him.
"You don't like her do you?" He asked, a little fearful.
Sasuke turned a little red before looking away.
"I hate love."
Naruto grew terrified.
"But that doens't answer my question." He objected, very panicky.
Sasuke replied with a muffled sound.
Naruto's eyes grew as big as suacers.
"Look, a food box." He said.
"That's a stand, Sasuke, but seriously, Sakura is nothing to you right?!"
Sasuke just sped up, leaving Naruto to drown in his own worry and possive nature over the pink-haired shinobi.
"Look, Kakashi-sensei! Naruto and Sasuke." Sakura said, pointing.
Kakashi stretched slowly and scratched his arse, then pulled out yet another wedgie
"So it is." He said.
All three of his students shuddered.
To Be continued (With gross food, and a creepy employee next time)
Author's 2nd note: This wasn't that funny, but the next one hopefully will be. Tahnkyou everyone! You guys are wonderful! *winks cheezily*
Author's note: I am so sorry, everyone! This has taken forever, and I'm aware that everyone has become impatient. So, here we go, finally, another chapter!
Sakura, still in shock over Ino being kind of her, slowly walked around the park searching for her group. She had ruined her life. Her life with Sasuke at least, and she also was beginning to burn. She stopped to apply sunscreen.
"Oh, God, why did I have to act like an idiot? Why did I have to go bonkers over Sasuke's swimming shorts, and why did I have to let him see me!?" She demanded at no one in particular.
"It's okay, Sasuke doesn't have emotions anyway. There's no possible way for him to fear your obsessive ways."
Sakura turned around to see Kakashi.
"Sensei!" She said, and was about to throw her arms around him, then quickly remembered what he was wearing.
Not a lot.
"I'm so glad you're here." She lied.
Sakura's inner self: Eww... he is so gross! I get sick just looking at him!
Kakashi nodded.
"Naruto casually flew off the ride we were on, and I thought Sasuke was with you."
Sakura looked down sadly.
"He was, but I ran away from him..."
Oh, was she ever so embarrassed. She had completely lost it.
"Sasuke's going to hate me." She said aloud.
Kakashi lightly patted her head.
"Welcome to Naruto, mine, and ten million other people's world."
Sakura tried to smile, but it might as well sounded like a cement mixer. Sasuke was everything to her. He was her sun, her moon, her earth, oh, her crush too.
"You know, Naruto's pretty fond of you." Kakashi commented, pulling out a wet wedgie.
Sakura grimaced.
"Yah, but, Naruto's kind of like..."
Kakashi stared at her.
"Kind of like?"
Sakura couldn't find the right words, not yet at least. What was Naruto like? She was very aware of his crush on her. It wasn't hard to notice. Afterall, she carried an infactuation with someone herself. She liked Naruto, but not in that way. Naruto was so...immature. He was also childish, obnoxious,slobbish, and annoying at times.
But in a way, he was cute, nice. He payed more attention to her when she told a funny story then Sasuke ever would if she was fighting off a murderer.
Naruto also smiled a lot. Sasuke was cool and calm, which was so sexy, but it got awkard after awhile.
Kakashi poked her.
"Well?" He asked.
Sakura smiled.
"Naruto is like..."
Kakashi cocked one eyebrow.
"Like?"
Sakura's smile got even bigger.
She began to recall all of the times Naruto had smiled at her, complimented her, flirted with her, laughed with her, listened to her, and trained with her once or twice.
Kakashi thumped her this time.
"Oww!"
"Well, you've just sat there gawking into space. What is Naruto like?"
Sakura looked at him.
"Naruto is like...my new crush."
Meanwhile, Naruto, who was walking with the hate for all life Sasuke, suddenly felt a chill of joy. He smiled.
"Why'd you just smile?" Sasuke asked.
Naruto shrugged.
"My Sakura senses are tingling." He replied.
Sasuke's stomach suddenly growled.
"Are you hungry?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke blushed and nodded.
Naruto grinned.
"We should get something to eat, but first let's find Sakura and ninety percent naked Kakashi-sensei." He said.
Sasuke nodded.
"Okay. I should probably let Sakura know I'm not angry at her. She's typically a little strange, but that's okay."
Naruto squinted at him.
"You don't like her do you?" He asked, a little fearful.
Sasuke turned a little red before looking away.
"I hate love."
Naruto grew terrified.
"But that doens't answer my question." He objected, very panicky.
Sasuke replied with a muffled sound.
Naruto's eyes grew as big as suacers.
"Look, a food box." He said.
"That's a stand, Sasuke, but seriously, Sakura is nothing to you right?!"
Sasuke just sped up, leaving Naruto to drown in his own worry and possive nature over the pink-haired shinobi.
"Look, Kakashi-sensei! Naruto and Sasuke." Sakura said, pointing.
Kakashi stretched slowly and scratched his arse, then pulled out yet another wedgie
"So it is." He said.
All three of his students shuddered.
To Be continued (With gross food, and a creepy employee next time)
Author's 2nd note: This wasn't that funny, but the next one hopefully will be. Tahnkyou everyone! You guys are wonderful! *winks cheezily*