Last time, Candace formulates a plan that will "expose" Jake and his "true intentions" and lures to take pictures of his next plan, but things will not happen as planned
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Chapter 9: Trees and Krakens
3:22 PM
Danville Convention Center
Candace was on the reception room, dressing in a coat and glasses, as she see Jake on his regular clothes, she whistles, to make Jake has his attentions.
"Yeah" says Jake
"Well, these are your instructions" says Candace "You received the camera, right: well, you're going where my Mom and my brothers are, if they do something over-the-top as usual, you start to near him"
"Uh-huh" says Jake as she keeps telling he picks up his MP3 Player and just keeps nodding as she gets her instructions
"You just focus in follow Phineas and Ferb and whatever they're doing, and don't forget in take many pictures too bust… ARE YOU PUTTING ATTENTION" saying Candace screaming in one of his ears
"Sorry" says Jake apologizing "I have the bad habit of don't listen something boring"
"Anyway, just go and go bust them, here" says Candace showing her a walkie-talkie "Communicate with me if there are any suspicious movement" and later push Jake to the entrance of the Gardening Expo "Now go and bust, go and bust" and later sees the Convention was full of flowers, lawn gnomes, and many garden furniture and arrangements.
"Just a girl would squeak in a place like that" thinks Jake and later, he heard the static of the walkie-talkie
Here Sweet Tooth, you copying me Spicy Roll, Spicy Roll?
"Spicy Roll" says questioning Jake to walkie-talkie "You can't invent a less offensive codename, over"
No, I just forgot to say where Nacho Nose and Big Ferb are, over
Jake just does a desperate face
"Where are Nacho Nose and Big Ferb, over" questions sarcastically
In the flower arrangement section, in the Fireside Girls stand, just grab enough evidence to bust them when Mom comes to pick them, over and out.
Jake just sighs and mutters "Someone needs to put that girl on a straitjacket, man"
3:26 PM
Fireside Girls Stand
Isabella was on her Fireside Girl uniform when she was preparing everything from her visitors
"Hey Isabella" says Phineas as he and Ferb appears "What'cha doin'"
"Oh, nothing" responds Isabella "Just the girls and I we're trying to win our Flower Arrangement Accomplishment Patches"
"Sounds good" says Phineas and later they heard a familiar voice
"Phizzy! Fer-Boy! Whazza Dou" says Jake saluting like he does better
"Hi, Jake" says Phineas "What brings you here"
Jake makes a thinking face and says "Uh, nothing, just walking a little when I found ya guys, I can't help myself to thank ya for the roller park, is a shame that falls out"
"Don't worry, happens many times" says Phineas
"Do you think that you can make another one?"
"Nah, we like to keep moving forward, make different things to make any summer day unique"
Later, is followed a awkward pause and later Jake says
"Well, it that makes you happy, I'm happy. So, you're planning something to do beside the roller park"
"Now that you mention, it, Ferb and I we're planning to make a fertilizer that make plants grow 5 times his normal size, if you want to help…."
"Heck yeah" says Jake dragging the two brothers of their arms, as Isabella thinks
"Looks like the three have a good friendship" and later sees Baljeet and Bufford with a frustrated face, and Isabella says
"What? When Phineas says it sounds cute, and Jake says Whazza Dou that is completely different"
"No, I just want to know where the Wedgie Competition is" questions Bufford
"In the North wing"
"Thank you" and later grabs Baljeet to have him a wedgie as the both walks away
"I just don't understand why you bring me here" says Baljeet
"To work out, duh"
Meanwhile, as Jake drags Phineas and Ferb
"Hey, you don't even know where we are" and Jake stops and says
"You don't even say 'Where's Perry?'"
"He is in the house sleeping"
3:33
Flynn-Fletcher House
Perry was sleeping his nap when he feels vibrate his clock and goes to revise it
"Agent P" says the Major Monogram "We monitored Doctor Doofenshmirtz and we see that with his rock-rolling plan was not enough of him, he was on Blueprint Heaven for blueprints for an octopus machine and he spends many of his money buying 'Sphinx Hair' charms on the internet, whatever he is doing is up to no good, you have to stop it" later Perry grabs his fedora hat from nowhere and calls his hovercar and take it where Doofenshmirtz was.
Doofenshmirtz Outside the Covention Cen-Teeer.
Perry lands on the street and Doofenshmirtz surprised says
"Perry the Platypus! I was not expecting your arrival in I don't know, 5 minutes, but anywhere you gonna fall in my trap" and later presses a button, and the robot wraps the agent and put it in a jail
"I guess you meet my most brilliant revenge plan so far created, let me introduce…
THE KRAKENINATOR! Made of metal and Sphix Hair charms to be strength and anti-dragons"
The machine was kinda huge: the metal structure was made for a octopus with titanium alloy, and the eight tentacles who was wrapped for sphinx hair.
And later, the doctor explains his plan
"You see Perry the Platypus, I prepared this baby for a special, you'll se all remounts in my high school, more exactly like a freshman: in the high school I was transferred like the 5th time, I meet a very interesting guy, his name was Hans Rotwood, he was more interested in magical creatures and that, and I was a science guy; this is like that kind of friendship of different types"
Perry just sighed
"Anyway, one day, he was the finalist on a speech contest, he was humiliated of the worst manner possible. He was tied and he was only wearing his underwear and that left him so traumatized that I'll never saw him in the entire year"
Heinz sighed of sadness and says "Poor messed-up Rotwood" and later turns to his nemesis "I know that Hans will came to the Cryptozoologist convention on the South Wing of this Convention Center, and I'll use this Kraken-inator and together we gonna revenge of everyone who laugh at him, something evil, but with a point of poetic justice" and later is heard a malfunctioning sound
"I'll begin my revenge when this machine is free of malfunctioning"
3:37 PM
Inside the Gardening Expo
Jake was posing with a rose with a casual pose as Django was drawing a picture of him
"So Django, right?" says Jake as he is muttering with the teeth "You want to be an artist, like your dad, right"
"Yep" says the boy drawing "Thanks for being my model for this Jake, I was kinda bored drawing flowers, I was hoping something different"
"You're the artist" says Jake, and later Django finishes his master piece
"I'm done, you can see" and later sees the draw, he was expecting something like him smiling flirting holding a rose in a night and sea landscape saying ¿Shall we dance in this wonderful sea night?
But he gets something different: he saw himself trapped in bonds as he is emerging from a rose as he is showing angel wings and the rose was planted in what looks like flames
"I'll color it and I'm gonna give it to you before can leave, well see ya" and Django takes the canvas and his tools to keep drawing.
Jake just says "I'll never understand abstract art" and he receives the call of the Candace's walkie-talkie
Spicy Roll, Spicy Roll can you hear me, over
Jake just sighed and said to the walkie-talkie
"Here Spicy Roll, over"
How's the plan going, over
"Nacho Nose and Big Ferb has accepted me on his plan, they're making a super-fertilizer and I'm gonna take the evidence for the busting, over"
Good, and don't forget that this is a Alpha-Priority, you cost me 10 bucks for this, over and out
Jake just takes the soil, and the chemicals to put it on his sleeve, but later turns to see a couple: the man gives him a rose, and she excited hug him and kiss the man, Jake just imagine him and Rose in the place and sighs of sadness, so Isabella appears and says
"Sad, doesn't" says Isabella shocking Jake, almost make him to throw the things for the fertilizer
"Izz, where are you been here"
"Just imagined I and Phineas like that couple here" says the Girl Scout as the couple walks away with the hands holding
"Yeah, we both are victims of the bitter side of love, I feel messed up"
"At least you have a girlfriend" says Isabella "I make anything I could to make Phineas notice how cute I am, but it all seem worthless"
"I don't know" says Jake trying to cheer up Isabella "Maybe in the inside he is still a kid, maybe if you kick it up a little bit harder and wait more that Phin grows up, I promise you that for the end of the summer, Phineas is gonna be your boy"
"Ya think" says Isabella
"Yeah, it's good that you want to date someone awesome like Phineas" and later Jake snaps his fingers and says
"Hey, how about that some time, Phineas and Ferb organize something romantic with me and Rose, if we're lucky to travel to Hong Kong"
After this comment, Isabella imagines how is going to end: Jake and Rose sitting on a dinning table buried with rose petals as the orchestra plays and Bufford on a Cupid costume appears and says to Jake
"Trust me, you don't want to end more disappointed"
Next time, The Gardening Expo was turned upside down for Doofenshmirtz and Perry's plot, and Jake will feel that he can't bust the brothers for Candace and she and Jake enter in a war
To be continued…
