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Ways To Join The Akatsuki (In Fan fiction)

Chapter Ten - Harmonise…Or Not?

We are at the end of the book. However! We still have this idea to get through and I can assure you it will be one of the best ever!

I hope you enjoy!

[A/N: This chapter may be a bit difficult to get your head round. If it isn't, then that's awesome!]

Fifteen year old Yami Mizu Storm Hoshi Sammi Tama (of the icy heart) Ko Jade Kira the third was strolling around a dark forest at night to set the right mood for the fic to take place- Uh, because…Well, she just was okay?

Anyways, Yami Mizu Storm Hoshi Sammi Tama Ko Jade Kira the third was just walking around complain-talking to herself.

"Ah I hate the world, dammit! I don't feel a tie to anyone here…it's almost like I'm from a different universe or something." She stopped to kick out at a tree branch, smiling slightly. "It's impossible but I wonder if in a few seconds a portal to another universe will appear and I will blindly stumble into it and find myself in the ninja world where I actually come from and where I'll be a good ninja for a while before my true parents - who front an evil organization - will come and 'kidnap' me to tell me the reason they sent me away was to save me or whatever but now I'm old enough I've come back to them and I'm going to join mentioned evil organization whether I like it or not." She exhaled, almost passing out from talking too much.

All of a sudden a - very convenient - flashing blue circle appeared right in front of YMSHSTKJK the third, and being the depressed OC she is, she decided to blindly stumble into it with no regard for the consequences…

One second she was in this dark forest, the next she was in an office, six people blinking at her.

"Oh my life, who the hell are you people?"

"Tsunade-sama, is she what I think she is?"

"Unless you're thinking that she's one of those OC type people that have come into our universe through a magic blue portal and that we're going to make her a ninja but then two members of the Akatsuki will turn up and kidnap her because they're actually her parents, then no, probably not." The Hokage sighed. "I hope you were following all that, as that's the basic plot of this chapter."

YMSHSTKJK the third nodded. "Awesome."

"So without further a due-"

"Wait, don't you need to know my name? It's Yami Mizu Storm Hoshi Sammi Tama Ko Jade Kira the third-"

"Yeah whatever. You're a ninja. Hooray. Go celebrate."

"I…I'm a ninja?" The OC repeated, her eyes filling with happy tears. "Oh my gosh, thank you! I'm so happy! My life has meaning!"

Tsunade sighed again. "Naruto, Sakura, Sai…Take her away from me. Far away. Preferably somewhere the Akatsuki will find her so she'll have nothing to do with us."

"Yes Tsunade-sama!"

Eventually with the combined effort of the three teenage ninjas, YMSHSTKJK the third was taken from the Hokage's office to the forest surrounding Konoha, along with a 'she's all yours!' note stuck on her back.

Night fell surprisingly quickly, and unsurprisingly, YMSHSTKJK the third fell asleep the moment it did, making her an easy target for two blacked cloaked figures, who proceeded to grab her, struggle a little with the weight and then take her to the man-cave.

(A few hours later)

"Ah~! That was such a nice nap!" YMSHSTKJK the third yawned hugely, righting herself, and not noticing the many dark figures surrounding her. "So…"

"Please don't tell me she hasn't noticed us, un."

"…I don't think she has."

"F*cking stupid bitch."

"Hey! I heard that!" The girl jumped up and took a quick glance around. "Let me guess…You guys are some evil organization that have kidnapped me because my parents who are…You two over there" - she pointed at an orange haired man and blue haired lady - "are my parents and you sent me away to the 'normal' world with a trigger inside me that would get me back here when I turned fifteen."

"Fifteen? I swear I set it for thirteen…" The man muttered, confused.

"You're made of f*cking fail, Leader dude."

"Shut up! Konan tell them!" He stopped. "This feels oddly like déjà vu."

"That's because this chapter is taking elements from almost every other chapter and mixing them together-"

"Shut up already!" The lady named Konan yelled. "Every chapter you expect me to make a sarcastic response to whatever you say…Geez, at least try to be normal!" She breathed out deeply, a silver haired man coughing, "Period!"

"Are you two my parents then?"

"Yes. I'm Konan and this guy is Pain, your father. We are, as you have guessed, the leaders of a super evil criminal organization named the Akatsuki. We sent you away for a reason I can't remember but who cares, you're back and that's all that matters!"

"Actually we have business with you, young lady…" Pain interrupted the mother-daughter reunion in a stern voice. "We are now going to offer you a place in the Akatsuki and if you don't accept, we shall force you."

YMSHSTKJK the third shook her head. "Nah papa, you don't have to force me 'cause I'll join willingly."

"Really?"

"Yup."

"You mean you're obeying your father's orders? I'm so damn proud!" Pain then proceeded to grab the nearest member by the arm and gesture towards the girl. "Did you see that? My baby girl listened to me!"

"Dude…Get the hell off my arm or I'll kill you."

~ Time skipping! You know you love it! ~

A few weeks later, everybody was at dinner, eating normally - well, as normally as an evil organization can eat.

YMSHSTKJK the third had settled in fine - along with the cloak, room and other jazz, she'd also been given a nickname because her full name was a pain to say (and write): 'Aka' - and life was good…as it could be when you're in…Well, you get the idea.

"Hey everyone…I'm happy to be in the Akatsuki and all but.."

"But what sweetie-pie?"

Aka shot him the look. "Dad, enough with being overly sweet! It's disgusting, especially at your age…"

"No back chat honey, or I'll make you clean your room!"

"It's tidy."

"Then I'll make you clean Tobi's room."

"I hate you pops." She stuck out her tongue. "Anyways, I'm happy to be the Akatsuki but I can't help but feel something is going to happen."

"Oh my gosh! Konan! Our daughter has a special ability!"

"No need to shout you prick, I'm right next to you!" Konan shouted down his ear before softening her expression. "What does it feel like is going to happen baby?"

At that moment a blue portal similar to the one that transported Aka to the ninja world appeared in the room.

"Oh I don't know…Something like that?" Aka stood up. "Let's investigate!"

"I say we shouldn't."

"I'm with the twat. He is the f*cking leader after all."

"Damn, you people are boring. If only the portal forced us all through it, then you'd have to go!"

Said portal then started to do what Aka had just said, pulling all members of the organization into it.

"You bitch! You jinxed us!" Shark man Kisame snapped, trying - and failing - to avoid getting sucked in.

"Whee~!" Tobi was having a tonne of fun, apparently not concerned about where the portal led (or about his personal safety - he was holding onto Itachi's sleeve).

"No! If I go through there, what'll happen to my money?"

"Shut up and enjoy everyone! Here we go!"

There were many cries of, "NOOOOO!" as they were pulled through.

And much like before, one second they were in the Akatsuki cave, the next they were in the forest where the fic started.

"Wasn't that fun everybody?" Aka asked, looking around. "Everybody? Guys? Deidara? Tobi? Hidan? Kakuzu? Kisame? Itachi? Mom? Dad? …Anyone? Oh my gosh I'm alone! What happened to them?"

"We're down f*cking here you over dramatic whore!" Hidan's voice complained.

Aka stood and glanced at the ground. "But all I can see are gerbils…Oh wait, you guys turned into them, didn't you?"

"No shit Sherlock!"

"Well, we're doing no good hanging out here; let's go back to my place and chill there!" With that, Aka grabbed all eight gerbils and began walking to her house.

~ You know what this is now, right? ~

"We're here!" Aka dropped the Akatsuki gerbils onto her couch and knelt in front of them, smiling. "Looks as though we're all gonna have to stay here until you lot change back."

The responses were mixed: Hidan glared at Aka, Tobi started bouncing up and down on the couch, Itachi fell asleep and Kakuzu had a mini fit about leaving his money behind.

"Because you are technically my guests, tell me if you need anything!"

(Two Hours Later)

"Aka, I want food!"

"C-coming!"

"Aka, the remote fell off the couch again!"

"Right!"

"Aka, Tobi is stuck in the letter box!"

"What?" Aka slumped to the floor. "Why me dammit?"

"Hey! Get up and do your work!"

Aka screamed wordlessly and the Akatsuki all chuckled: they'd managed to torture yet another OC.

All I can say here is thank you for reading this excellent guide book and I hope you picked up some good ideas from it!

Happy writing!

Oh Kami-sama above this chapter gave me hell. I suppose it's my own fault really but seriously! The ideas were not coming as quick as I would've liked…Sorry guys!

Thanks a bunch to: Echo Uchiha, Neko Morie [M and I WILL write your one shot soon!], The Chocolate Queen, Lilac and death2society [Glad you liked! And you can use as many of the lines as you want XD].

So…It's almost the end. One more chapter to go and then BAM! Over. I don't know if I'll be sad that I won't be working on it anymore or glad 'cause I hate attempting to write to a deadline! I really need to stop being so lazy…

Review please! It makes me happy!

See you next time :D