OK so I'm writing this whilst listening to Lillix (totally fantastic band- i recommend them) and eating tons of oranges- which i think I may be allergic to- my lips have gone all tingly
so, if it goes all weird, then just say.
depressing disclaimer
my thanks to:magicalwiz and glindafied26 for reviewing that last chappie
I'm going to write this like going through the days of the week and stuff
Monday (day 1)
"OK James, remember the plan" Sirius whispered "And we'll all do fine" James nodded and walked in to the direction of Lily "Plan chicken is go! area all clear! GO!GO!GO!"
"OK! I get the bloody picture Sirius!"
"...sorry, seen mission impossible one too many times."
"Lily!" James cried out, Lily looked up from the test revision notes in front of her
"What do you want?" She eyed him suspiciously
"If i could hold a star in my hand every time you made me smile then I would have the entire solar system in the palm of my hand"
"I hope the stars explode and you die" she said simply
"Well... Yoinks!" James ripped the revision from her hand and legged it
Tuesday (day 2)
"James... Its flirt time, we've already stopped her chances of revision, now to make her like you again, and tell her random stupid facts about the work we're doing the test on, OK?"
"Got it!"
"Oh dear god James, why can't you leave me alone?!" Lily pleaded
"Because I'm like Taco bell... I'll spice up you night!" He smiled at her, Lily groaned and rolled her eyes
"Fine.Then I'm, like McDonalds, come within a five foot radius of me, and you'll die... give me back my homework revision thing, I need it"
"I can't err... Sirius ate it..." He frowned "But, I can help you with some quick info shots, guaranteed to get you to pass...err... I promise!" Lily jumped up
"OK...transfiguration... Did you know that a wizard named splodge turned all cats into dogs, and all dogs into cats..."
"And thats important, is it?"
"MOVING ON WITH THE HELP!
1) the word to change cheese into chalk is chalkychees...ooo
2) you need to hold your wand backwards to make a hedgehog turn into a pincusion
and... yeah...they'll all help you..."
"Really?" Lily said slowly "Thanks
"Wow..." Peter said as James came back "Thanks for the helps James, I wrote them all down!"
Wednesday (day 3)
"COME BACK HERE YOU IMBISSILES!!!" Madam Pince screeched
"Whats the point of this Sirius?" James yelled as they ran out of the library, clutching several books
"Well prongs, you stole her helper thingy, we stole her friends, she now has no help, except for the library, so this is why we've stolen every single books which contains the word transfiguration in it! All 267,982 books"
James looked behind him as the sprinted towards their dorm, it was true, 267,962 books were floating after them
"And" Sirius said as they dropped their books on the floor and held the door open for the others to come through "We can rent out room out as our own library! The get-James-together-with-lily plan can also be a get-rich-quick plan!"
"Your so smart Sirius"
Thursday (day 4)
"Now what?" Lupin said to Sirius, who kept on tripping over the books in their room
"Right, we've removed all ways possible of making Lily revise... but her friends are able too... so we... blank their memories?"
"No... too risky"
"Ah! Make sure that McGonagall cannot teach any more lessons!
Later on...
"Miss? Miss? I errr... hold great news, with a lot of importance, in this err... letter..." The teacher walked towards the hooded Peter
"It says that my sisters dead..." She said
"I'm so sorry" Peter looked at the floor
"But- I don't have a sister"
"Well then your brother!"
"Nor do I have a brother"
"Cousin?"
"Not kept in contact for over 30 years"
"Friend"
"Nope"
"Your such a loner!" Peter yelled out, McGonagall walked over towards Peter and ripped the large,black blanket off of him
"Wha-" She stared at Peter, who was sitting on top of James's shoulders
"There is a very very reasonable explanation of this... in fact... I think you'll find it funny, but first drink this laxativ- i mean, pumpkin juice"
She stared at the clear liquid for a moment "Pumpkin juice?"
"Yep!" James and Peter nodded
ten seconds later...
"Need bog!" McGonagall ran off towards the ladies
"Can't believe she fell for it!"
Friday (day 5)
"So...team, we're doing good, very good, Lily has no chance whatsoever of learning anything to do with transfiguration, and the teacher is now suffering from very violent streaks of diarrahea... with no chance of recovery until the day of the test... very good" Sirius was pacing in front of the others, all except Lupin (It was full moon, the others were going to join him later)
"Now what?"
"Er... James, keep on chatting up Lily, she may cave before the test, Peter, watch her friends, they might be helping her in some way, whilst I, I shall... relax"
Saturday (Day 6)
"Sirius!Sirius! Bad news! The test is on Monday, you got the bloody date wrong!" Peter sprinted through the common room, the marauders looked up
"Your kidding me!" James stood up and paced
"Right" Lupin took charge "James, you shall spend tomorrow chatting Lily up, every technique, everything, anything, whilst Sirius and I look for the answers so that you lot don't fail the test, got it?"
Sunday (day before test)
"Ooh Lily!"
"Aaw... crap... sod off James"
"You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
"And if I could rearrange it, I'd create a new letter called fuck you"
"Now thats not a good response... where you arrested earlier?"
"No, why"
"Because it has to be illegal to look that good!"
"FUCK OFF!"
"Never! Is your dad a thief? because i bet he stole all these emeralds, and put them in your eyes!"
"Where are you getting these from?!"
"Err... google, ask anywhere really..."
Please R&R!
I'm on a holiday, so i can update quicker