Me: Okay, this chapter, I'm going to put in a doctor named Ryuu!

Sakura: Isn't Ryuu a girl's name?

Me: I thought it could be both because it means dragon.

Hinata: Oh…

Ino: My fish taco is talking to me…

Temari: WTF…

Tenten: Sakura, did you forget to give her her medication?

Sakura: um… no…

Me: Sheesh! You know you need to give it to her!

Ino: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!

Sakura: Did you know that buses cause pollution that causes global warming?

Ino: B…b… WAH!

Tenten: Don't make Ino cry! When she cries, she…

Ino: I WILL KILL YOU!

Temari: ACK! GO AFTER SAKURA! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU THAT POLUTION CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING!

Ino: WHO CARES! AH!

Temari: STOP BITING MY LEG!

Temari: HELP!

Hinata: Fine fine… bossy much.

Hinata: STOP IT INO!

Hinata: No… no… AH! STOP THROWING CHAIRS AT ME!



Me: Um… Shikamaru, get your lazy butt in here and do the disclaimer!

Shikamaru: Yare yare, Violet does not own Naruto.

Me: HEY! DON'T PULL ON MY HAIR! THAT HURTS!

Me: OH YEAH! SINCE THESE GIRLS ARE… OW! ATTACKING ME, I MIGHT PUT IN SOME CUSSING WITHOUT MY KNOWING! OW!

Matsuri sat at her dinner table, sipping up some left over miso soup.

'I have an idea! Now let's see… instead of just hurting Sakura and Gaara's relationship… why don't I hurt her friend's relationships too!' Matsuri thought, rubbing her palms together.

She quickly finished her miso soup, put the bowl in a bucket of soapy, warm water, washed her hands, and then got three pieces of papers.

On one, she scribbled down, "SALE AT THE CHOCOLATE STORE!"



On the second one, she wrote down, "

Dear Hinata-chan,

Meet me in our apartment at 3:30 pm.

Love,

Naruto-kun"

On the third, she wrote, "

Dear Tenten,

Meet me in our apartment at 4:00 pm.

Neji"

'I think those are pretty believable,' Matsuri thought, giving herself a pat on the back. She quickly ran over to Sakura's house, rang the doorbell and put the letter on her door step. She watched Sakura pick up the paper, read it, and then jump in joy. Before you could say, "Sakura," she was gone, running to the chocolate store.

"That worked perfectly!" Matsuri cackled. She quickly ran to Naruto and Hinata's apartment. She saw Hinata packing up some money in her wallet, probably going on a trip to the market.

She silently (well, Hinata was upstairs so she didn't hear the crash) and put the letter in the bag. She quickly left and ran off to Tenten's apartment.

'Let's see, you are going on a shopping trip with Hyuuga, the girl Hyuuga (spelling?),' Matsuri thought.

She quickly slipped the note onto Tenten's jacket and started storing her chakara.

Fifteen minutes later, she saw Tenten emerged from her house, walking over to Hinata's house.

Matsuri smirked to herself and waited until it was 3:30. She quickly used a transformation jutsu to turn into Sakura. She walked into Naruto's house and saw him watching T.V.



"Sakura-chan? What are you doing here?" Naruto asked, a confused mark appearing over his head.

Matsuri ignored him and kissed him.

Naruto's eyes widened as he was turned around so his back was facing the door.

"Naruto-kun?" a shy and fragile voice asked, the girl belonging to that voice stepping into the house.

"N…naruto-kun?" Hinata asked in shock. She turned to Matsuri and said, "S…Sakura-chan…?"

She quickly turned on her heel and started running.

"Hinata-chan!" Naruto yelled, running after her. When he got to the doorway, he turned around with a glare on his face.

"Get out," Naruto hissed, running once again.

Matsuri let the jutsu fall as she smirked to herself.

"Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura are not friends anymore," Matsuri said as she looked at the clock.

4:27 it read.

"Shit, I better go now," Matsuri said as she used the transformation jutsu again and ran off to the Hyuuga estate. Two minutes later, she arrived, the jutsu still on place.

"Neji-san?" Sakura asked.

Neji looked over his shoulder and smiled a small smile, "Hi Sakura."

Sakura walked over to him and started kissing him.

"Neji?" Tenten asked, slowly opening the front door.

"Damn door… stuck and creaking…" Tenten cussed, about to break the door open.



One minute later, fifty-two kunais were sticking through the door. "Wait… butter… I know I bought some today," Tenten mumbled, rubbing butter onto one of her remaining kunais and stuck it in the door's crack. She did that with the whole door, and it slid open.

"Neji, we'll have to get more butter later… this one is sort of now, um… dirty because it has my kunai stuff on it, and I forgot to clean it," Tenten's voice rang out.

Neji struggled against Sakura, but when she had come, he had just come home from training.

'Damn chakara… damn Kankuro for actually using a poison against me…' Neji thought, growling.

"Neji…" Tenten started, but soon dropped her bags of groceries.

Tears slowly rose into her eyes, slowly falling down her cheeks.

She quickly ran too, and Neji, out of rage, pushed Sakura aside and quickly ran after Tenten.

"I thought you were my sister," Neji said, running after Tenten.

Matsuri smirked and walked out of the building. She went over to the ice cream shop, knowing that Naruto and Neji would tell Gaara.

Thirty minutes later, she went back to the main square, where she saw Naruto, Hinata, Neji, and Tenten arriving, only to glare at her.

She put her hands on her hips and thought, 'They didn't find out it was me… did they?'

Matsuri flipped her hair and asked shortly, "What do you want?"

Then it dawned on her. She forgot to take off the jutsu.

"We want to know why you kissed us," Naruto said.

Matsuri rolled her eyes and was about to say something, but she heard a giggle.

"Panda-chan! That tickles!" a girl cried out, running into Neji.



"Oof!" Sakura cried out.

"Oh… hi Neji-kun!" Sakura called out, before jumping up and starting to run from Gaara.

"Panda-chan!" Sakura cried once Gaara caught her.

Suddenly, they both looked up to see confused and angry faces.

"Sakura?!" Neji, Tenten, Naruto, and Hinata called out.

"Then… who's this?" Naruto asked, pointing to the fake Sakura.

"I'm Sakura, who do you think I am?" Matsuri asked.

"I'm confused…" Hinata said in a shy voice.

"How about… we do a quiz?" Tenten asked.

"Fine," everyone said.

The two Sakuras sat on two sand chairs, and Tenten went up first.

"Sakura, Sakura…" Tenten said unsurely.

"Alright, Sakura… what is your favorite color?" Tenten asked.

Matsuri rolled her eyes and flipped her hair saying, "Duh! Pink!"

The real Sakura just shook her head and said, "Natta… my favorite colors are black and white."

Tenten shook her head in approval and said, "Good."

The sand chair that the real Sakura was sitting under had formed a one engraved into the backside.

Neji went up second.

"Sakura, what time do we spar on the second Tuesday of January?" Neji asked.

Gaara, Naruto, Hinata, and Tenten looked at him strangely.



"You… have a specific time for sparring on the second Tuesday of January?!" Naruto screamed out, running around in circles pulling on his hair.

"No… that's a trick question… we say that the months that are an odd number, are the months we don't spar together. On the even month days, we spar at… 7:39 exactly, on the second Tuesday of January," Sakura explained.

Everyone looked at him and her like they were crazy… which they were.

"Alright then… a second point for Sakura 1…" Hinata said.

Matsuri was sweating slightly, knowing that Sakura has this in the bag. 'Great… do I have a plan for this?' Matsuri asked herself.

Hinata went up to the two and looked them both in the eye.

"When you first helped me pick out clothes so I wouldn't be so shy, what was the first thing you bought me?" Hinata asked.

Both Sakuras had a face of confusion on.

Matsuri cooled down a bit, but she heated up again when she knew that guessing wouldn't help her.

"Um… a shirt… a baby blue shirt… NO! That was the second thing I bought you… let's see… a black spaghetti strapped shirt that stopped a centimeter below your bellow button… a white skirt with chains for a belt… a black choker… silver hoop earrings… and I painted your nails… I gave your nails a French manicure…" Sakura said, her eyes closed, looking through her memories with the help of Inner Sakura (IS).

'Thanks Inner,' Sakura said.

'No prob… anything to help you beat this whore!' IS said, kicking a pillow while giving Sakura the thumbs up and shining tooth smile.

"Don't forget the shoes," Hinata reminded her.

"Um…" Sakura mumbled.

'Inner, help?' Sakura asked.



'Um… let me see. Here's the file for when Gaara tried to kill us when we were 12… hm… I thought that I threw that file away… oh… this is the backup copy… the chunin exams, where Tenten stomped on Neji's… where you don't want to be stomped on if you're a guy… and here it is! We had her wear black heels… with a diamond and two smaller ones to the left and right of it that were by the toes,' Inner said, shuffling through some drawers and her desk in her little office inside of Sakura's mind.

"Alright Hinata, the shoes that I picked out were black heels with a diamond and two smaller ones to the left and right of it that were by the toes… says Inner," Sakura stated, mumbling the last part.

"Correct, I also heard the 'Inner', correct again because everyone knows about Inner. Sheesh… she bothered me for a smoothie," Hinata said, smiling and rolling her eyes.

"Alright, now it's for your best friend's question!" Naruto called out, pumping his fist in the air.

"What do I hate, what is my dream, and what kind of ramen do I like best?" Naruto asked.

Matsuri rolled her eyes, in Sakura form so it looked like Sakura was rolling her eyes and said, "Your dream is to be hokage."

Naruto added, "And what do I hate and what kind of ramen do I like best, Sakura 2?"

Sakura 1 answered, "You said what you hated when we were beginning to be a team. You hate waiting three minutes for the water to boil and you hate letting the ramen cool first. You like miso soup ramen with extra beef."

Naruto smiled and said, "Correct."

Lastly, Gaara went up.

"Whoever can answer this, wins it," Gaara said coolly.

"How did we become a couple?"



Sakura 1 smiled in a dream state and answered like it was the only thing she could remember, "You came checking up on my patients… seeing if I would be worthy enough to teach your students. You and I talked, and I asked you if you wanted to go get some sweets… you agreed. So we went and fell in love…"

Sakura sighed a dreamy sigh and put her chin in her hand. Her eyelids were half closed and she was resting peacefully.

"Correct," Gaara said, picking up the real Sakura by her hand.

Gaara turned to the fake Sakura and said, "You… whoever you are… leave."

The other Sakura cowered in fear and left the area.

Matsuri quickly dispelled the jutsu when she was safe at home.

"Great… just perfect… now how am I going to break them up? I know that Gaara-kun is expecting something… I'll have to find the perfect way to break them up…" Matsuri said to herself.

She looked to the left and right before sighing and saying, "I really am lonely if I only talk to myself."

Me: Alright, I hope you all liked this chapter!

Sakura: We hope you guys aren't too mad that we took a while to update…

Hinata: But Violet is in a picky mood.

Temari: She has to get up and leave earlier than usual because-

Tenten: Because her best friend, Elizabeth, is going to pick her up and drop her off at school, but her other friend, Penny, as she wants us to call her, 

wants Elizabeth to come to her house earlier so she can help her pick out something to wear because of some stupid boy.

Temari: Thanks for interrupting…

Tenten: no prob!

Temari: But yeah, we hope you all are okay!

Hinata: Please read and review!

Sakura: We should be able to update by tomorrow!

Me: Enjoy!