Dipper awoke from his dream, not being able to recall it once his eyes opened. He brought a hand to his face and rubbed his eyes. Today for sure would be a relaxing day. He didn't care if the world was set on fire, he wasn't going to be doing anything but relax at home.

"Good morning, sleeping beauty~" the man next to him sang. Dipper looked at Bill as the memory of last night hit him. They were technically dating now, weren't they? It was weird to think he was actually dating someone.

Dating was a pleasure the world had never let him have. It wasn't that he couldn't get a girl to like him, it was just that each time one got close, something always went wrong, such as his nervous slip ups. But most were some natural coincidental accidents that just seemed to appear out of the blue.

"We're dating now, huh?" Dipper fondled with one of Bill's triangular buttons on his vest.

Bill's eyes narrowed slightly. "Yeah. What? Are you having second thoughts or something? Cause I'm not going to let y-"

"I just find it surprising, okay? I've never dated anyone before in my entire life. Now I'm with this attractive, powerful demon. Wouldn't you be a little overwhelmed?"

"I suppose?"

"I can't expect you to sympathize with me. You've probably had tons of people trying to get into your pants." He sat up, removing the demon's arm.

"Sure, but does that really matter?"

"I would think not…" He mumbled, trying to fix his bedhead hair. He then looked over to Mabel's side of the room to see if his sister was awake, but she wasn't in her bed.

"Where did Mabel go?"

Bill closed his eyes and took a deep breath. The corner of his mouth twitched before his eyes opened back up. "They're still on the road listening to boy bands, they even took Porky with them."

"What? They left me here?" Dipper frowned, feeling a little left out.

"Mabel was going to wake you up so you could go to the doctor's with her, but I advised her not to wake you." Bill pinched boy's cheek when he pouted. "Sorry, not sorry. You looked way too adorable to wake up."

Dipper pushed his hand away, rolling of his eyes. On the inside, he was happy the demon let him sleep in though. It had been a really eventful day yesterday and quite tiring.

"I have a question though." Bill put a hand on his stomach. "What's that weird feeling in my stomach?"

"Oh, you're probably hungry. All living things need to eat."

"So I get to…eat like a person?"

"Yeah. Let's go downstairs. I'll make you something."

Bill flung off the blankets, threw his legs over the side of the bed and got up, grabbing his hat and placing it on.

"You seem enthusiastic." Dipper commented, getting out of bed and grabbing his hat. He fixed it on his own head and made his way out of his room and to the kitchen, the demon following right behind. Peering into the fridge and grabbing the carton of milk, Dipper asked, "How do you feel about cereal?"

"Good enough for me."

Bill put a hand on the fridge door to keep it from closing while the other went to the cabinets to get bowls and the cereal. He looked on the shelves on the fridge door, his eyes catching sight of a can of pit cola. His eyes brightened as he reached for it.

"Human soda!" Bill exclaimed, closing the fridge door and holding up the can as if it were the most valuable thing in the world.

"Yeah, so what?" Dipper set down the bowls, and opened a box of Overly Sensitive Owl, getting ready to pour it in the bowl.

"I'm gonna drink it like a person!" He popped open the can before tilting his head back.

Dipper assumed Bill knew how to do human things, especially after watching them all the time. He didn't think Bill would ever screw up something so simple, but he was proven wrong as the demon opened his mouth and poured the soda onto his face, laughing as it got into his eyes.

"Bill! Oh my god!" Dipper dropped the cereal and hurried over, grabbing the demon's wrist and taking the soda from him. Bill was laughing like a child, all soaking wet. Dipper would have been surprised if any of it managed to even make it down his throat. "Geez, you're soaked in soda. Breakfast is postponed because you need a shower pronto."

"That was fun!~"

"I'm sure it was." Dipper set the can on the counter. "You're never getting soda again though."

"You can't just deprive me of soda!"

"Yes, I can, will, and just did." Dipper grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him along. "Come on, you messmaker."

Dipper pulled him all the way to the bathroom as fast as he could, for the soda was just dripping everywhere off of him. He opened the bathroom door and shoved Bill in.

"There, go into the tub, turn on the water, and wash off." Dipper closed the door, but the demon caught it before it shut. He pulled it right back open and looked down on him.

"You're not coming in with me?" Bill raised an eyebrow.

"No? I didn't get dirty; you did," Dipper chided, looking him in the eyes. The demon had a perfect poker face for a moment before his hand shot out, grabbing the boy and pulling him in for a wet soda hug within a second.

Dipper blinked as time caught up with him, feeling the soda soak up into his clothing and dampen his skin.

"Bill!" Dipper scolded, trying to push the other away, but Bill only chuckled.

"Now you have to have to take a shower." He laughed, flicking off Dippers hat and rubbing his sticky soda face in the other's hair.

"I think I'd rather spray myself down with a hose."

"Nonsense!" Bill dragged him into the bathroom and kicked the door close. He let him go and took a step back. With a swirl of his gloved finger, the water turned on. "Now strip."

"Wh-what?" Dipper's face flushed. Get naked in front of him? No way.

"How are you gonna shower if your body is covered? I know for a fact all…normal humans shower naked."

"And you would know this how?"

"Hurry up and take your clothes off." Bill folded his arms, avoiding the question shot at him.

"No way. I'm not going to get naked in front of you if you aren't even undressing yourself."

"We're both men here. What have you got to hide?"

"Everything."

"Alright fine. I'll strip a little too." Bill tugged on his bowtie, pulling it loose. Dipper watched as the other unbuttoned his gold and black vest after shrugging off his over coat and discarding it. He then moved onto his white undershirt, which was stained a light pink due to the soda. He got to the second button when he looked at Dipper, raising and eyebrow when the boy was staring him down. "Now it seems like I'm the only one undressing. What about you?" He removed his top hat and threw it on top of his over coat that was now on the floor.

Dipper blushed, realizing he was staring. "R-right." He took ahold of his shirt and brought it over his head and holding it against the chest, noticing now that the demon's pale chest was fully bare now. He studied all the naked features of the demons upper body when the other removed all of his upper clothing. Bill was slightly toned so it wasn't too overwhelming. Everything about him was well proportioned and his skin looked so smooth. No other words could describe what he saw better than 'he was fucking hot'.

"You are staring again, Pine tree." Bill mused, biting the tip of his glove and pulling it off.

"I-I was not!" Dipper turned away in an embarrassed huff.

Bill chuckled and dropped his gloves, digging his thumbs under the cloth of his pants line. He kicked off his shoes before slowly pulling them down. To keep things fair, the boy dropped his shirt and with a deep breath, unbuttoned his shorts, removing them. Dipper was just in his boxers, while on the other hand Bill was completely naked, no shame whatsoever.

Dipper had the sudden urge to look upon the demon, but then again couldn't bear to look at all. Soon enough, the curiosity punched him in the face, making him look right at the demon. Bill had a perfect poker face and his arms were crossed at his chest. The boy's eyes dared to look down.

Shit.

Dipper couldn't peel his eyes away and was sure the look on his face was priceless. He tried to remember that this wasn't even Bill's body and that it didn't originally look like that, but then again, he couldn't exactly recall what it had looked like to begin with.

"You are doing an awful lot of staring." Bill decided to point out, tilting his head. "I think you ought to finish, hm?"

Dipper finally was able to tear his eyes away to look at his own self, seeing he just had underwear on. This was it. Digging his fingers under the elastic band, he slowly pulled down.

"If you are going to give me a strip tease, you should sway your hips more-"

"Can you just look away?" Dipper was sure his face was as red as could be, and the demon wasn't helping.

With the roll of his eyes, Bill decided to just step into the shower without him, the sticky feeling of the soda becoming a little uncomfortable.

That was the cue Dipper to get them off or leave the bathroom and not look back. He took them off and stepped into the shower to see the demon about to pour shampoo into his eyes.

"Bill! Do I have to watch you all the time now?" He nagged, grabbing the bottle.

"But pain is hilarious…" Bill trailed off as his eyes wandered down to Dipper. He grinned a little too sharp to be human. "You are so adorable, my little Pine tree.~"

"Stop looking at me!" Dipper turned away, trying to cover himself up. Turning his back on him was a mistake as two arms wrapped around him, pulling him flush against the other's naked body. "Bill?"

"What?" the demon leaned down and nibbled on the tip of the other's ear. Dipper shuddered as the demon's hands began to wander down, further and further from his torso, finally resting on his hips.

"Y-you know what."

"Well, I didn't hear the words 'stop' or 'no'." Bill raised a hand up to grip Dipper's chin to make him look his way. He then placed his mouth on the other's, causing the teenager to whimper.

Bill noticed the other seemed to get more relaxed when they just simply kissed, so he used that to his advantage. If he progressed too much and the other stiffened, he would stop and return to kissing. In a short time, he managed to bring his hand down to the other's thigh and massage it with his thumb. He pulled away from a small kiss.

"Dipper, you know I like you- no, love you, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, I want to love you all the way as much as physically possible. I want to learn every inch of your body but I don't want to force you to do anything you aren't comfortable with..."

Dipper knew where he was going with this. He knew what he wanted and something inside him really wanted to give it to him. It would be fine, he was sure of it. Bill cared for him and would never hurt him. He's protected him all these years. He wouldn't betray him or lead him astray because he lik- loved him. Bill loved him, and Dipper was beginning to realize he loved him back no matter how irritating the demon could get at times.

"Alright."

"You mean, you'll let me-"

"Yes."

Bill grinned slyly before moving his hand to grip Dipper's length. The human yelped, feeling the other's hand squeeze the base, massaging his thumb into the sensitive skin. Heat pooled in and it came to life in the matter of seconds.

Dipper was shaking from both pleasure and being nervous, but the other sensed his tensed nerves and kissed him deeply. Bill's hand stroked the raised length and pinched the tip, making the boy's breath hitch.

The demon's soft hands rubbing against the human's sensitive skin was orgasmic as the hand moved faster. A moan escaped from the boy's mouth and the demon ate it up.

It was pleasure enough for the demon to see the boy like this, at the mercy of his hands, but he wanted even more. Giving Dipper's member one last squeeze, he spread the boy's legs with his feet.

"You ought to put your weight on the wall." The demon pressed lightly on his back.

The teen hesitantly put his hands on the wall, knowing the demon probably knew more about this than he did. All his muscles tensed as soon as he felt wet fingers press against a place he would have never dared to touch himself. The two fingers worked their way in, using the now lukewarm water to make it easier.

"Relax, kid, it will be easier for the both of us if you don't clench like that." Bill murmured against the other's ear.

Dipper tried his best to calm his muscles. It all felt so unnatural and almost hurt. He bit down on his lip to hold in all sounds when a third finger was added, stretching and probing him further. His hands clenched until Bill's fingers rubbed against something that sent waves a pleasure through him. A purred moan was produced and gave the demon the sign he'd found the right place.

With the human stretched and ready, Bill knew what to do next, but he was unsure. He was unsure how it would feel for himself. Any sexual things he had been a part of dealt more with the soul, not a flesh body. He licked his lips before taking ahold of his own member, the feeling absolutely enticing. He had already felt pleasure something like this before, but this time it was much more amplified. He almost moaned himself as he stroked himself quickly to bring it to life like the teen's.

"Are you ready?" Bill asked, positioning himself behind the human. Dipper gave the slightest bobbing nod. The demon pressed against the human's entrance, slowly entering him.

Dipper expected pain, but not pain like this. It hurt, a lot actually but tried his best to bear with it. He was sure, well, hoped it would get better.

Soon, Bill was fully sheathed into the human in front of him. He produced a groan as the human clenched around his member, the heat consuming him. It was so hard not to let his body's instincts over take him and just fuck the other mercilessly. He didn't want to hurt him or scare him right now. He slowly pulled out half way and pushed back in.

Dipper's breath was caught in his throat as the demon repeated this over and over, picking up his pace. The pain slowly went away as it was replaced with a new feeling. Now he was moaning, wanting so much more, and the demon had no problem giving it to him. The demon angled himself to hit the spot Dipper went crazy over. Dipper was now a mindless, moaning mess, not even noticing that the demon himself was moaning in pleasure. With the pressure building up in his length, aching to be touched, he called out the demons name in a pleading manner. Instead of him continuing, he slowed his thrusts and pulled out, making the human whimper in confusion.

"Wha-what are you doing?" Dipper breathed out.

"I want to see your face." Bill purred as he flipped him over and hoisted him up. Dipper got the hint and wrapped his legs around him just as the demon thrusted up into him, resuming his pace.

Dipper had to hold on tightly to the demon, nails digging into Bill's shoulder. He noticed how the demon's breath hitched as his buried his nails deep into the skin.

Oh yeah, Bill liked pain, didn't he?

Dipper tested this theory by raking his nails up the demon's back as he was thrusted into. Bill let out a groan and grabbed the other's member to pumped it in time with his thrusts that only increased their speed.

"Bill, I don't think I can-" Dipper whimpered out, unable to hold back any longer.

"Then cum for me, Dipper." Bill kissed him deeply.

Dipper did just that, waves of pleasure shot through him as his seed spilled out and onto the demon's wet chest.

Bill called out Dipper's name and came at the sight of the other's flushed face and intoxicating moan. Slowing his thrusts down, he rode out the orgasm. He held onto the human tightly when he finished spilling into him, his thrusts ceasing. They were out of breath.

The water grew cold when Bill pulled out and lowered him down, holding onto the other's arms in case he wasn't able to stand. The human's knees wobbled and he grabbed onto Bill, holding him tightly.

"Don't worry kid, I got you." Bill chuckled heartedly.

"I know." Dipper looked back up at him with a foolish smile. The cold water running down his back made him shiver. "We should probably finish up here…"

"I'm already ahead of you." With another wave of his finger, the water grew warm again and Bill took the pleasure in washing Dipper off despite the other's protest. When they were both cleaned off, the water was shut off.

Bill helped him out of the tub and grabbed a towel, wrapping it around the boy while he just snapped his fingers, dressed in a new clean outfit and fully dry.

"Whaaaat. Bill, that's cheating at life." Dipper said.

"It's not if I'm a demon." He scooped up the boy, holding him in his arms. "Anyway, your family is going to be home soon and your afterglow is showing itself brightly." he nuzzled the other, who blushed.

The bathroom door opened itself and Bill strolled out.

"Well, if they are coming home soon, I gotta get dressed and clean up your mess."

"Actually, you are going to get in bed with me and we are going to cuddle."

"But-"

"But nothing. Don't worry about the mess." Bill kicked open the bedroom door and made his way to the bed, laying down with Dipper still in his arms.

Dipper sighed and looked at Bill, who had nothing but a smile on his face as he left light kisses on the other's face. He decided to just go with it and curl up in the other's arms and let him love him. He honestly wished life was like this every day. It was peaceful, relaxing and pleasurable. At least he could now say he wasn't a virgin anymore.

The teen flushed. His actions earlier were so not something he'd do. Moaning and basically begging for more? He'd probably expanded the demon's ego even further.

"You are so perfect, you know? And you were absolutely beautiful earlier." Bill smiled, holding him tighter in a protective yet possessive matter. "I love you so much. I'm never going to let you go."

That was probably a red flag, but Dipper was too in the moment to really acknowledge it as he kissed the other lightly on the cheek. "I love you too."

The tests had come back negative. With a smile on her face, Mabel hopped out of the car and let Waddles out of the car, ignoring Stan's grimace at the fact he'd actually let Mabel convince him into letting that animal in the back seat of his car. With a giggle, she ran with the pig to the little shack house they'd built for him during last year's summer.

Stan locked the car door and stepped onto the porch, a little weary they didn't bring the other two so he could keep an eye on the strange one. He felt like he'd met him somewhere before which was completely unnerving. He'd be the worst guardian ever if he let some monster mingle in his niece and nephew's life.

Opening the door, he stepped in and quietly closed the door. He checked all the rooms downstairs, but nothing was disturbed in the house. He silently made his way upstairs, avoiding all the creaky spots on the steps and floor boards. As he reached the twins' room, he could hear muffled talking and random spouts of giggles or laughter.

Maybe his suspicions were wrong. On his side of the door, it sounded completely innocent like two friends having fun. He turned his back, deciding not to get involved. He would have let them be but a moan reached his ears. It couldn't have been a moan of pain or sadness. No, it was completely sexual. Spinning heel, his fists clenched and he burst in through the door to see a completely clothed and confused Dipper sitting upright and a giddy Bill, seemingly reading one of Mabel's romance novels on the floor beside his bed.

"Didn't that sound hilarious?" Bill laughed out loud, looking up at Dipper. Dipper blinked a bit, looking at the demon's expression and a wink that said 'play along'.

"Yeah, definitely." He smiled, red blush still powdered lightly on his cheeks. He then brought his eyes to his uncle, who was in disbelief. "What's up, Grunkle? Is Mabel okay?"

Stan cleared his throat and pushed up his glasses, a little embarrassed to think he'd made a mistake like that. "Yeah, she's fine. I just came to check up on you two, make sure you didn't set anything on fire."

"That would be a shame, wouldn't it, Mr. Pines?" Bill smirked from his book, flipping the page. Stan stared at him, all of his suspicion for him showing clear as day.

"Right well, I better open shop, the delay is probably gonna cost me. I expect you to sweep the floors and clean the windows." He stepped out and closed the door, reopening it with a charming remark, "And without pay."

With Grunkle gone, Bill hopped back up on bed. He took Dipper's face in his hands and squished the other's cheeks together before kissing the puckered lips.

"I'm sorry I had to handle you like that. When you moaned, it really got him upset." A smirk played on his lips as he pulled back.

"W-well, you're the one who touched me like that." Dipper shoved him back, but only lightly. The demon merely chuckled and grabbed a hold of him, pulling him into his lap.

"You know, your family really doesn't like me." He was still smiling, like he was proud of it.

"I wonder why?"

"Well, atleast you like me."

"Of course." Dipper pecked him on the lips just as his sister burst the door with a gleeful laugh.

"Hey bro bro! You missed it. There were needles and everything! I even got a lollipop and stickers! More for the scrapbook!~" She skipped to her bed, pulling the photo book from under her pillow. She pulled a sticker of a mouse with a cast on its leg off her forehead and stuck it on a page. "Boop!"

"Well I'm glad you're okay." Dipper tried to get out of Bill's lap, but he wouldn't let go of him.

She slammed her book close and stuck it back under her pillow, looking over at the two with an odd look. She studied Dipper's face before he bright eyes widened.

"You didn't." She spoke softly.

"What do you mean?"

"You went down to town! And while I was at the doctor's to see if I had a life threatening disease!"

"I- its not like that-"

"No, it's cool... I'm actually more curious than anything. Where did it happen so I can never sit there again?"

"Right on your bed, Shooting star." Bill stated with a serious tone. Her eyes grew wide as she frantically tumbled off the bed, Bill laughing hysterically at her priceless face.

"It wasn't on your bed Mabel." Dipper corrected, hitting Bill on the shoulder for pulling something like that.

"That better be true or I'll invite Pacifica for a special sleepover." Mabel threatened.

"I get it, I get it."

"I still can't believe it. You are actually...with him? I thought you hated him deep down with passion. I guess my shipping predictions are still flawless. But you are still going to at least-"

"Didn't Stan want you to do something Dipper?" Bill spoke up, cutting her off.

"Oh right, I gotta clean up. He'll get naggy if I slack off." Dipper got off his lap, and Bill willingly let him go. "We'll talk later Mabel." He smiled assuringly before hurrying out to not get scolded by his uncle. He usually was a rebel and took his damn time, but for some weird reason, he really wanted to get it done now.

Now Mabel was alone with Bill, who folded his hands and crossed his legs with a smile. She twiddled her thumbs and looked the walls and at her uplifting posters, but couldn't get rid of the feeling of his eyes bearing into her. She needed to find a reason to get out of there pronto.

"Hey, uh, I just remembered-"

Bill cut her right off with, "Shooting star, Glitter gal, Mabel, I feel we need to have a person to person chitchat."

"I don't know why. I have nothing to say."

"Well you sure are thinking of a lot of things. Pretty loudly too."

"Stay out of my head. This is Mabel zone!" She motioned around her head.

"Don't worry. I try to stay out. Too much glitter, cats, and boybands for my taste."

"There is nothing wrong with that stuff!"

"I didn't say there was. Listen, I don't want to fight with you, kid. If I did, it'd break Pine tree's heart." He added the last part softly, she almost didn't catch it. "I like that you subconsciously support our whole relationship and the whole matter about it. I'm sorry I'm an all knowing and powerful demon and if I had the chance to change...I probably wouldn't.

"Hear me out though, I'm not going to tear this family apart or burn the town to the ground. I'm not going to hurt anyone anytime soon...I should hope. However, if I do feel threatened I am going to pull a few strings. You had a little sample earlier." His eyes flashed as he stood up from the bed and folded his arms behind his back. "Now I really do like you, Shooting star, and I really don't want to see you hurt, but just be mindful of what I said that next time you plan to get rid of me. I am here to stay. I've latched onto what I want and I'm not going to let go. Not now, not later, not ever."

And he left the room with a swish of his tailcoat, slamming the door behind him.