"What's this?"
Ichigo folded his arms over the back of the chair. "You asked me to help you find a gift."
"Yeah, but what is it?" Renji turned the item over in his hands.
"It's a CD, porcupine." Ichigo grabbed it and put in in his player. Suddenly the room was filled with ear-shattering decibels of Linkin Park.
Renji slapped his hands over his ears and shouted, "I'm supposed to give this to Kuchiki-taichou?"
"He'll love it!" replied Ichigo with a big grin. He stopped the music and returned the CD to its case. With a flourish he passed it to Renji. The aghast redhead pushed the plastic case back towards Ichigo.
"Dude, two issues." Ichigo waited for Renji to elaborate. "First, I want him to like me so I can continue dating Rukia. Second, how am I supposed to play this thing in Soul Society?!"