Never Have I Ever

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Chapter 10: Eaten… Olivia's POV

Wow. Well, I… Well, no, I can't say I really expected anyone to have participated in an orgy. Or a threesome. I mean, I don't really consider myself the most virginal person, but I just… Well, to be honest I really hate being left out of things, and you're damn likely to be left out of something when participating in a threesome, I mean lets be honest.

And even if you aren't the one being left out, you are the one doing the leaving out, which means someone is just chilling in bed with you while you do your thing, and, quite frankly, I am not really ok with that.

Unlike our apparent exhibitionist Casey Novak.

You'd assume ADAs would have some shame.

Actually, thinking about that, you probably wouldn't.

After all, they're still lawyers.

Um. Don't tell Alex I said that… Or let her read this. Or… yeah, just keep it away from her. Thanks.

"Oh come on…" Casey groaned loudly, dropping her head into her hand. "I'm not seriously the only person who has… Done. That."

"Funny that you seem so embarrassed." Munch smirked, looking awfully intrigued by the idea of Casey being in a- Oh God, oh, oh God, no. Ugh, mental images, Jesus Christ…

"Seriously." She sighed, throwing him a 'look' that only Casey could throw. Honestly the 'look' didn't much freak me out, after all, it wasn't as terrible as Alex's 'look', but it sure as hell made the guys uncomfortable.

I wonder if there's a reason why…

"You, of ALL people, Munch, must have been in a… You know."

He feigned innocence in an attempt to cover up how squeamish she made him, and gave her another creepy ass grin. "No, no I don't, Casey. What are you implying that I've done, exactly?"

"Had a threesome, damn it!"

Alex's eyes widened, conveying her shock as she sat quietly next to me. She hadn't said anything in awhile, nor had she shot daggers at our… old… friend. Maybe getting the whole 'sleeping with him' off her chest was actually doing her some good.

But I could be wrong. She could have been dying.

Or something.

"I actually haven't. I was a scrawny little Jewish teen in the sixties, the free love thing was a little over my head."

Casey made some sort of strangled noise that sounded kind of like a cat being sucked into a vacuum cleaner and crossed her arms over her chest with a huff. "Well it's not my fault you're all prudes."

"I'm not a prude." Elliot shrugged, smiling a little bit, you know how he does.

You do know, right? I'm not, I mean, I can't be the only one who's noticed…

Ok, shut up.

"It's just that…" He went on, shifting and cracking his back, "I'm not into the idea of sharing my wife with some other guy, and I figure I can't be a hypocrite and ask to bring another girl home, right?"

"You know." Alex piped up, suddenly. Finally. "I've never really understood the whole threesome idea. I mean, how much attention will you get? What if you're the less hot of the two girls? Or what if there are two guys? You're obviously going to pay more attention to one than the other, so what's the point, you know?"

Thank God for like-minded people.

"Maybe you'd like to watch." Casey muttered quietly. I'm pretty sure all of us wore the same pain stricken faces as we stared at her, too.

"You… like to watch, Case?" I said, trying to crack a sardonic smile as I did.

I failed, of course, being too disturbed by the new information she had laid before us.

"I-What, no, I didn't say that."

"So you like to be watched?" Elliot asked, raising an eyebrow and looking at me, horror written all over his face. I shrugged. After all, I had no idea, just like he had no idea, that Casey was such a sick puppy.

I mean, yeah, it was kinda cool to know she was twisted, but you there's only so much twist I can take before I get a little bent out of shape.

Not that I had room to judge. Not that I wanted to judge. It's just… It's just that some things weird you out.

Knowing that one of your good friends likes to be watched (or watch, depending on whether or not she was feeling totally honest) while having intimate relations is a little weird.

I mean, now that's all you'll think about. You won't be able to help it. I mean, you'll get over it, of course, and the thought won't linger for too long but it will be there. Any time they walk into a room, call you, text you, send you a link to a youtube site. How can you open any mail from them ever again? How do you know they won't be sending you some seriously fucked up shit to look at?

I know, I'm exaggerating a little bit, but this is just the human thought process.

Right?

"I didn't say that either!" She exclaimed. "I was just… putting the idea out there, that maybe that's why one would enjoy a threesome!"

"Is that why you enjoyed it?" Munch smirked, playfully giving her leg a light tap with his foot.

"No, God- Fuck you all."

Elliot laughed and ran a hand through his hair before putting his arm around my shoulder again. "Jesus, Casey. You are seriously the fucking reason you can't judge a book by its cover."

"Oh shut up." She whined, looking terribly upset and attacked. Well, as well she should. "You don't even know if I enjoyed it."

"Did you?" I grinned.

"Olivia, I will slap the fuck out of you."

"Kinky."

"Dear God…" Alex sighed, letting her head drop back against the wall.

"Don't worry Alex, we'll let you join in. Casey won't mind."

"Oh my God, Olivia!" They exclaimed in unison, cracking the guys and me up. …Huh. I was kinda like one of the guys.

Jesus, I need to hang out with some chicks.

"Can we just… Move the fuck on!" Casey cried, grabbing her phone up and pressing the menu button. "I have five fingers left."

"Me too." I nodded. Dammit. We were losing.

"I'm pretty sure the rest of us have six left." Elliot said quietly. "And it's my turn."

"Oh goodie." Munch deadpanned, obviously not thrilled to hear Elliot's confession. Or uh, lack thereof.

"Shut up, you old fart." Elliot smirked, stretching his fingers out. "Never have I ever eaten…"

"Sweet Lord…" Casey sighed, under her breath. Elliot shot her a look and rolled his eyes.

"Venison."

A/N: Yeah, it's short, but I wanted to update it. Sorry updates are taking a bit longer, I have a pretty full schedule :\