10) Deals Around
"Vill all of you SHUT UP." everyone in the conference room stopped what they were doing. "Since everyone can't stop fighting this meeting is over til tommarrow." Germany yelled leaving the room to go to his hotel room.
After a nice hot shower his phone rang he picked it up without looking at the number "Ja?"
"Hello~ Germany." he heard his wife purr on the other line
"Ja Kagome" Germany said boredly
"I'm hurt I thought you would be at least a little excited about me calling" Kagome said in a fake hurt voice
"Sorry today's just been a stressful day. Vhat did you vant exactly?" Germany asked
"You~ of course" he heard in another purr like voice
"Kagome are you horny" Germany whispered into the phone
"Yeah your performance before you left wasn't as mind blowing as it normally is. So what cha wearing?"
"A tovel and Kagome I'm sorry about that I thought my flight was sooner than it was."
"Yeah you where off about 5 hours. Anything under the towel?"
"Uhhhh no"
"Ludwig you know what would be good when you get home?" Kagome asked in a seductive voice
"Vhat might that be?" he asked
"You~"
"Ja"
"On the couch"
"Ja"
"for the next two months alone"
"OH J.. Vhat?"
"You heard me. I'm very upset about being left high and dry in our wait my bed."
"Bu.."
"Bye"
Gemany sat there for a bit longer 'Oh great I got excited for nothing'
The End. And thank you everyon who is sending in request. Also I forgot to give credit to angel61991 for the idea of Pirate Iggy.
Until next time and all men who are reading this who have to sleep on the couch have fun.