Title: Reason 28. Time an egg
Spoilers: None Pairing: Sherlock/John Rating: PG Warning: References to sex
Summary: Sherlock wants to do an experiment involving eggs and sex.
AN: This one's short.
"You want to do what, Sherlock?" John asks.
"It's a legitimate experiment," Sherlock states.
"What sort of legitimate experiment involves using sex to time an egg?" John asks.
"My experiment," Sherlock argues.
"If you think sex only lasts as long as it takes to boil an egg then you've been having sex with the wrong people," John informs Sherlock.
"We'll hardly know if you refuse to participate in the experiment," Sherlock counters.
"Fine. Fine. But I'm telling you by the time we're done all the water in the pot will be gone and the eggs will be lumps of charcoal."
AN: A few of these reasons make me wonder "Who would do that?" This is one of them. Please leave a review.
