"What do you mean she fainted?" Kathryn was on her daily jogging tour with her headphone in her ear, chatting away with Regina, and not being able to understand what shes hearing. She jogged around another corner and stooped for a moment, catching her breath and stretching a bit as she smiled to the people passing by her. "Start over, what happened?"

On the other side of town, Regina sighed, siting down on the bench near the playground. Henry was still in school and was about to come out in less then an hour, enough time for her to relax in the fresh air a bit, away from all the office stress. She felt the tension building up in the back of her neck and she decided that she must get a massage one of these days, or at least a good nights sleep.

"Well, first of the date was nice. I mean, she suggested that we start over, no more arguing and fighting and all that nonsense. Just...a new beginning in a way. Anyway, are you still with me?"

"Yeah I´m here." Kathryn chuckled at Reginas slip of tongue, referring to the diner as a date. She chose not to mention it to Regina, she probably didn't even notice, and she wont say a word about it to her right now. She leaned against a wall as she listened on to her best friends talk about her date.

"So after we watch a movie, even tho mostly Henry just watched it on his own as we talked in the kitchen, she goes home. Next day I´m in my office, working on some papers, and she texts me, asking me to come to dinner, well, me and Henry of course;" Kathryn heard the disappointment in Reginas voice as she started walking back to her home. Regina definitely had feelings for the sheriff, that was for sure. She just needed to find a way to make Regina admit it to herself out loud.

"I told her that I cant make it, but she should take Henry, and next thing I know, she shows up with him, bringing me lunch, well, she brought lunch to all of us. And it was...very thoughtful. But before I knew it, she fainted." Regina crossed her legs siting on the bench and looked around the playground, noticing a few kids there now, playing basketball and dancing around.

"She fainted when she came in?" Kathryns voice brought her back to the conversation.

"What? No, she didn't faint right away. She fainted while we were eating. And that's not the weirdest thing tho. She was actually mumbling while unconscious."

She heard Kathryn laugh on the other side of the line and rolled her eyes.

"That´s actually kind of cute. What was she mumbling about?"

Regina thought for a moment if she should say it or not, its not like its some big deal. She didn't say anything that inappropriate.

"Well, you see, what happened is that...we just started to eat lunch..and..all of a sudden Emma calls out my name and then I look at her and she looks pail as a ghost and then she fainted. I told Henry to get some wet towels while I try to pull her back to her consciousness. That took a little while. She was mumbling my name Kathryn."

Kathryn was listening to her friend, not quite understanding what all the fuss was about Emma mumbling Reginas name. Then it hit her that there must be something more about it.

"What else was she saying." There was silence on the other line and the blonde knew her friend was not telling her everything. "Regina...?"

"She said..and I quote... "yous got a yummy booty.""

The blonde fell into a fit of laughter unable to stop even tho she heard her friend on the other line shushing her. Regina rolled her eyes as she heard the bell ring inside Henrys school and she knew he will be running out of class in a matter of moments. She stood up from the bench and straightened her gray pantsuit.

"Kathryn I have to go now. I will talk to you later." She was about to hang up as the blonde stooped her.

"Regina, Regina! Do you know what that means?" Kathryn was beyond herself trying to come up with a plan how to push Regina and Emma together so they could face their mutual attraction.

"What what means dear?"

"What Emma mumbled to you." Kathryn was almost at her house as she spotted the blonde sheriff patrolling around town, heading to the sheriff station.

"It means she is delusional, and she was mumbling mambo jumbo... as she calls it." Regina flipped her hair to the side and smiled politely at a few passerbyers.

"It means, that at one point or the other, the dorky/clumsy yet hot sheriff that Emma Swan is, has checked you out and finds you very appetizing." Kathryn unlocked her front door and slipped inside the house as there was noting but silence left on the other side of the line on her phone.

"Regina? Hellooo?" Regina was left staring in front of herself, not knowing how to respond at what Kathryn just said. Emma Swan has been checking me out? Emma Swan thinks I am appetizing? That is probably not the word she would use, more like yummy...but she...she...oh good lord help me! No, no, no! I will not think of her in such a way, I will not think of her biting me, licking me...tasting me. Fuck!

"Regina are you okay?" Regina was holding her phone to her ear and she finally realized she was still talking to Kathryn. She tried to pull herself together as she realized her cheeks were flushed hot pink.

"Yes dear, I am fine." She heard a chuckle on the other line as she noticed Henry walking out of school with a few friends of his, playing around with a ball.

"You just said Fuck. Regina Mills does not use crass words unless she is a) incredibly furious, b) completely drunk or c)..and I add this one just now...thinking about Sheriff Swan doing naughty naughty things to you. Am I correct or am I correct." She didn't even have to ask. She knew her best friend like a book and Regina was unable to hied anything from her.

"I need help." Kathryn was the only person that would ever be able to hear those words coming from Regina and she couldn't help the smirk forming on her lips as she put her brain into full speed, trying to come up with a brilliant plan for the brunette.

"Actually you need to get laid." Henry was walking over to Regina and her eyes widened as she turned around quickly whispering into the phone.

"I hate you."

"I love you too Reg." Kathryns smirk didn't leave her face as she came up with several spicy ideas on how to get the two together. She just needed a little bit help, and she knew just who to ask for.

"Operation Get Regina laid is gonna be so much fun!"