CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Jingle Bell Rock

AN: This takes place some weeks later because they already made it to the ski lodge except this time Carver didn't capture them. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(Written by M)

Clem's POV

So we were at the ski lodge now for Christmas and everybody was there except for Carver because he was basically a giant fucking grinch but at least he didn't interfere because he's Catholic and he was at midnight mass. Also Luke and Dempsey weren't there for the first part of the party since I guess Luke was making Dempsey perform favors on him again.

I went to go put a star on the christmas tree

"That's nice I guess" Sarah said, which annoyed me

"STop whining"

"But I told you I wanted an angel on the tree"

"Well I wanted to put a star and so does literally everybody else"

"Okay I guess" And she made a sad face.

Then I went over to Nick, who was setting up the gifts under the tree. He was wrapping an Oraquick that he found at the CVS we stopped at and looted on our way to the ski lodge.

"It's for Luke" he said. "In case he gets HIV from Dempsey"

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

"He's screwing Dempsey and I'm worried he has HIV"

"OH I get it" I said shockedly.

"Yeah," he said.

"I got everybody gifts too, and I can't wait for everybody to open them," I said innocently, which was true since I got everybody the best presents which I also thought would be hilarious to see their reactions to.

Javier and his family were also with us too, and so were Jane and Kenny and his group and Becca from 400 days (AN: this chapter takes place later if that wasn't clear). Jesus was there too, literally.

Everybody was around the christmas tree waiting to open the presents. Rebecca went first because she was pregnant, and it was from Alvin who had given her a paternity test "for both of us" except it wouldnt matter since they couldn't get the results in because the dna lab was destroyed. Rebecca told us she swore she wasn't unfaithful.

Then Nick gave Luke his present. Luke thought it was considering of him to give him the Oraquick but he denied everything about Tank Dempsey. Luke gave Nick a bottle of whiskey he found in a dumpster.

Jane opened up my pregnancy test and she started acting all suicidal like she was gonna do it.

Me, Becca, Sarah, and Mariana were going to perform our dance to Jingle Bell Rock for everybody to end the Christmas party. We were all wearing matching outfits with short red tube dresses with a white fur trim and black lace ribbons which showed our belly buttons, black stiletto boots, and santa hats. Sarah was on my left, then Becca and Mariana were to the right of me, like we had rehearsed.

We were waiting behind the curtain when…

"Clem, switch sides with Mariana," Becca said.

"But I'm always on your left," I said.

"Well, that was when there were three of us, and the tallest go in the middle."

"B-but the whole dance will be backwards… I'm always on your left."

"And right now you're getting on my last nerve, switch."

So me and Mariana switched.

Uncle Pete was the announcer and he said, "And finally, please welcome to the stage, Santa's Helpers, doing Jingle Bell Rock!"

I ran up to press the button on the radio and I got into position with the rest of the girls.

The music started and we began sashaying to the front of the stage, moving our legs tightly and swaying our arms. Then we swayed our hips around and stretched our arms up. We put our hands on our thighs and brought it around town, and then we brought our arms up again and slapped down on our thighs. Carlos was shocked that we could dance like that.

We jumped up and then turned to the side, with our palms facing everybody, and we popped our butts out two times slowly, then four times more quickly. Rebecca was dancing along with us in the audience, and she was filming us also. We spun around a bit with our arms in the air, moving our hips around, then we strutted to the left and made a pose. We shook our butts a little bit and then turned around for a little free style until I bumped into Becca, which was a major mistake. It was because she made me switch with Mariana.

Becca pushed me and then I accidentally kicked the radio too, which made the track freeze and start stuttering

"F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-"

(it was about to say "in the frosty air")

I didn't know what to do, so I kicked the radio again and then I accidentally kicked it into Gabe's face.

"G-Gabe?!" I said panicking. We were all frozen and everybody was silent for a long time.

Then Mariana started singing:

"What a bright time, it's the right time…"

More people started joining in

"To rock the night away… Jingle bell time is a swell time…"

We were able to start dancing again, and we stretched our arms out towards the audience.

"To go riding in a one horse sleigh! Giddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet…"

We all made a conga line like we were in a sleigh, and we swayed our arms to the front and back. Then Shibe joined us on the piano too.

"Jingle around the clock… Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat…"

We did some more freestyle and swayed our hips and arms around.

"That's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell…"

Then we sashayed again and turned around a few times.

"That's the jingle bell rock!"

We got into our last pose and raised our arms up, and everybody applauded us. Even though I screwed up, it was the best it ever went and at least the audience thought it was pretty good too.