Disclamier: I do not own Phantom of the Opera OR monty python and the holy Grail.

Chap. 10

Last time:

Jenna: Wow! We've walked far! Looks it's stop and shop!

Melissa: it's SUPER shop and stop

Jenna: Whatever

Erik: Wow! That's some big building. Is that like an Opera House or something?

Jenna: No you doosh, it's a grocery store.

Erik: A what kind of store?

Raoul: I DON'T CARE I WANNA GO IN!

Jenna: OH no! you have to stay out here, I wont be seen with a uhh Pregnant man. And Andre, Firmin, and Carlotta you stay with them!

Carlotta: That is not-a fair-a. I-a deserve-a to go In to.

Andre: Yeah…what she said!

Melissa: you don't deserve anythinhg, not even that fat husband of yours!

Carlotta: He is not-a fat-a. (remembers that he is dead and starts to cry)

Melissa: OH yeah! I forgot Erik killed the dude while trying to get to christine by playing Don Juan.

Random guy: MURDERER!

Erik: Shut up!

Christine: Erik is not a murderer he just kills people…oh wait that is a murderer nevermind!

Erik: oh thank you so much Christine.

Christine: You're welcome!

Firmin: why is she all of a sudden so dumb!

Oh sorry! that would be my fault! Sorry Christine, ill change you back immeidatly.

Christine: Quite alright authoress i… (feels a vibe rushing through her)

Erik: Christine?

Christine: (in a rich british accent) I say what in the world was that!

Oops sorry, my bad again.

Christine: (still in bristish accent) (to Erik) I say ol' chap would you like a spot of tea…(feels another vibe going through)

Erik: Thannk you for changing her that accent was killing me.

Christine: O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I shall no longer be a Capulet.

Melissa: (to authoress) Shakespeare?

Oh my Gosh So sorry! Ill get it right this time!

Erik: You better. I cant take much more of this.

Christine: (about to speak but feels another vibe going through her)

Erik: Are you better now?

Mme. Giry: Erik?

Erik: Yes?

Mme. Giry: I think…(feels a vibe going through her) (in a rich French accent, more so then what she already had.) I don't want to talk to you know more you empty headed animal food through wiper. I Fart in your general direction you're mother was a hamster and you're father smelt of elderberries. (back to normal) oh my gosh im so sorry. I don't know what came over me!

I think im going to have fun with this.

Erik: You! You are possessing us all!

Yes! Muh ha ha!

Jenna: (feels a vibe and says to all of them, especially erik.) You don't frighten us English pig dogs go and boil you're bottoms you sons of a silly person I blow my nose at you so called "arthur king" You and all you're silly English K-nig-ets. (puts hands up to ears and does a raspberry)

Andre: what a strange person.

Melissa: (also feeling a vibe) Ekky, Ekky, Ekky, Ekky, PTANG, Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm.

(A/N if you could not tell I have a major fascination with Monty Python and The Holy Grail)

Erik: you people are scaring me.

Andre: (pointing to Erik) He's a witch!

Firmin: Well how do you know that he is a witch.

Andre: He turned me into a newt!

Firmin: A newt?

Andre: I got better.

Jenna: Well are we going to go into stop and shop or what?

Erik: Yes! Let's go! I want to get out of this crazyness.

Erik, Jenna, Christine, Melissa and Mme. Giry walk to the entrance of stop and shop. But before they enter jenna turns around.

Jenna: Follow! But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Erik: What an eccentric performance.

They walked into Stop and Shop and They were all surprised when nobody was looking at them after all they were wearing old fashioned clothes (Except for Melissa and Jenna) and Erik had a mask on his face. Just then a man came up behind Erik

Random man: Old woman!

Erik: (turns and glares at the man) man!

Random: Sorry man. Do you know where I could find the frozen department?

Erik: 37

RM: What?

Erik: Im 37 im not old.

RM: Well I cant just couldn't just called you man.

Erik: You could say Erik.

RM: I didn't know you were called Erik.

Erik: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

RM: Well I did say sorry about the "old woman." Thing but from behind you looked…

Erik: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.

RM: well this is a free country.

Erik: Oh a free country eh? And how did it become a free country. By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

RM: you scare me dude…(he turns and leaves)

Erik: There is that dude thing again.

Ha! Ha! I even Possesed you and some Random Guy!

Erik: Oy Vey. You again.

Well that's not very nice of you Erik!

Erik: Well im not a nice person.

Jenna: (popping out from one of the aisles) True that!

Erik: You be quiet!

Jenna (goes back to shopping)

The manager hears of what is going on and comes out of the office and goes up to Erik

Manager: excuse me sir, im going to have to ask you to leave.

Erik: Oh? And why would that be?

Manger: well you're cuasing a distruption.

Erik: (examines the manager) don't I know you from somewhere?

Ha! End! Who is this the manager? Where has erik seen him? Hmm…the world may never know. Well until I update! PLEASE REVIEW! ONLY 6 more Reviews until 50! Ill be a happy camper if I get 50! And I don't like camping. Lol! No but seriously PLEASE REVIEW!