CHAPTER X: CHAMPION OF CHINS
The Game Grumps emerged from a long, dark corridor to find themselves in the center of a Roman coliseum. Surrounding them were the Republicans with their guns at ready.
"You foolish fools walked right into my ambush!" Bootstraps McYolo sneered. "I have equipped my men with an infinite supply of ammo. There's no way you two will get out of this place alive!"
Egoraptor scowled. "Infinite bullets, huh...? Two can play at that game!"
Egoraptor turned his behind towards JonTron, looked over his shoulder, and nodded at him. JonTron did the same and nodded back. They then touched their glutes together and screamed, "HENSHIN!"
A powerful, gassy energy radiated from the Grumps, and in the blink of an eye, JonTron's body fat was transferred into Egoraptor's neck, making him an indomitable force of infinite chins.
"Tsk, a charming trick," Bootstraps McYolo admitted. "But you're still outnumbered. Fire!"
The Republican army unloaded their AK-47 clips into the Game Grumps, making sure to noscope their heads for instakills. However, Egoraptor used his mass of chins to absorb the barrage, allowing him and JonTron to come out unharmed.
"Now it's my turn!" Egoraptor shreked. He whirled his chinstrosity around him like a morning star, and in one herculean swing...
Bang!
Zoom!
Straight to the moon went the entire Republican fleet! Bootstraps McYolo was the only one left. The Game Grumps advanced on him.
"D***!" Bootstraps McYolo cussed. "I guess I have no choice but to unleash our ULTIMATE WEAPON!"
Bootstraps McYolo span like a drill as he chanted about the benefits of crude oil. Within minutes, a sinister snarl came from below the coliseum, and whatever force was behind it began to shake the ground until it ruptured.
"What the haggis going on?!" JonTron yelled. "Is it an earthquake?!"
"Jon, stay back!" Egoraptor warned him.