I was wondering if any cops/detectives read my storys, if so, e-mail me because I have a few questions concerning being a cop/detective becuase I want to be one but I want to get my information right.
I came to school, opened my locker, and out spilled a ton of valentines, this happens every damn year! Hopeful girls fill my locker to the brim with candy and cards only to cry when they see me just glance at each gift before dumping it in a trash can the nice janitor wheeled over to my locker.
Kevin is going to be on his Uncle's boat for the next three weeks so I can't be mad at him right now for selling my locker combination to people. It doesn't bother me that people know my locker combo, I carry all my stuff in Kevin's backpack, it's the fact they pack it full of stuff.
Blah, I'm sick, I hate being sick!!!…I'm going to go throw up now…
Okay, back. This chapter is dedicated to my boyfriend because I wrote it on Valentines Day and also this is dedicated to my translator, so if any of the French is screwed up it's their fault not mine ::hides behind desk waiting for evil French perfectionist attack::. But if any of the Latin sucks, my fault ::adds evil Latin perfectionists to list of things to run from::.
Harry woke to Severus whispering French softly in his ear. He moaned softly as the man's velvety voice washed over him.
"Je vais te licher, je vais te sucer, je vais te fair venir(1)," Severus purred softly, his lips brushing against Harry's neck as he spoke. "Tu vas venir pour moi(2)," he whispered into Harry's ear before turning his head to the side and licking the cat boy's neck. Severus was a master of seduction and he was going to put his talents to good use.
"I have no idea what you're saying, but say more," Harry moaned as Severus licked and nibbled on his neck. He never thought that just speaking could turn him on this much, but then again, Severus was full of surprises.
Severus let out a deep rumbling chuckle, making Harry shudder. "Je vais licher chaque milimetre de ton corps(3)," he smirked, enjoying the moan that the cat boy let out. Soon he had Harry laid out before him naked. "Beau(4)," he whispered as he took in the sight, Harry was flushed, a soft rosy hint given to his creamy skin, his eyes were bright and full of lust and love, black tail lazily whipping side-to-side, beau it was.
Unable to just lay there on display, Harry rolled over onto all fours and called to Severus. He bowed his head and licked his husband's throbbing arousal, earning a sharp hiss. Smirking, he licked up and down the shaft like his was his favorite Popsicle flavor and he didn't want it to melt, catching the droplets of precum as they slid down the hard flesh.
"Fort! Plus fort(5)!" Severus moaned loudly when Harry took him deep within the teen's mouth. When he realized that Harry couldn't understand French, he pulled his husband off him and pinned him to the bed. "Vous appartenez a moi(6)," he growled and pushed three fingers into Harry's mouth where the teen sucked and licked them, coating the digits liberally with saliva.
Harry yowled as he was prepared thoroughly. Severus' fingers probed deep, stretching him to accommodate something much larger than three fingers.
"Je te prend maintenant(7)," Severus smirked right before he thrust into Harry. He moaned when Harry lifted his hips, meeting his thrust. A rough but gentle rhythm formed between them, bringing them to the edge. "Venez pour moi(8)," he panted into Harry's ear as he grabbed his husbands weeping erection and gave it a firm tug.
With a loud scream of pleasure, Harry came, his inner walls tightening around Severus, taking him over the edge as well.
Severus murmured a cleaning spell once he had regained use of his vocal cords. He rolled onto his back, pulling Harry with him, tucking his now sleeping husband against his side. "Je t'aime," he sighed, pulling the comforter over them.
"What does that mean?" Harry asked sleepily with an adorable yawn.
"It means I love you," Severus chuckled softly and kissed the top of Harry's head. He couldn't help but smile when the teen muttered, "I love you too" before becoming dead to the world of the waking.
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Lucius was annoyed. For the past half an hour Septus had been whispering French annoyances into his ear while he seemed asleep. "Ferme-la avant que je te viole avec ma cane(9)," he snapped, opening his silver eyes to stare into Septus' blue ones.
"Quell(10)?" Septus asked cheekily, propping himself up on one arm.
"Tais-toi(11)," Lucius laughed and shoved Septus off the bed. He rolled over onto his other side and gave Septus a rather rude gesture involving his middle finger in an erect position when the longhaired man had crawled back on the bed. "Va-t'en avant que je te tue(12)."
Septus just chuckled and playfully snuffled the blonde's hair. "You really don't want me to go do you?" He laughed and suddenly found himself pinned on his back, Lucius straddling his waist.
"No, I suppose not," Lucius smirked and leaned down, giving Septus a soft kiss. "Not at all."
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-Two months later-
"Now Harry, do you think you're up to taking finals?" McGonagall asked her hands folded neatly on her desk. "We can reschedule yours until after you have given birth. I know how stressful the finals can be and we don't want any extra stress placed on you or the twins," she said with a soft smile.
"I'll be fine ma'am," Harry said, flashing her a confident smile. "I don't think they're stressful at all, I'm confident that I'll do just fine," he smiled, making her proud.
"Very well, if you insist that it won't cause you any stress, then I have no option but to let you take them with your classmates. Now off you go, Severus must be fretting by now, I've kept you here twenty minutes longer than I expected," she laughed and shooed a laughing Harry out of the room as well.
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Harry was beginning to get rather round in his five months of pregnancy. This suddenly added weight made it slightly more difficult for him to walk up and down stairs, so instead of being only thirty minutes late, he was forty-five and Severus was about ready to rip out his own hair.
As soon as he heard the door open, Severus was in the living room, glaring at Harry. "You're forty-five minutes late," he growled, this of course having no affect on Harry.
"I'm fine, McGonagall just kept me longer than she thought and I had some trouble getting down the stairs, I'm rather top heavy right now," Harry said and gave Severus a quick peck on the cheek. "Nothing bad happened, I promise."
Severus was about to say something when a frantic Sirius burst into the room. "Hide me, please I beg you, hide me!" He begged and kept looking back at the door.
"OH SIRIUS!" A familiar voice caroled in a slightly menacing way.
"You can't let her find me!" Sirius said frantically and would have dropped to his knees and let Severus do anything to him, just to stay away from her.
"Fine," Severus said, rolling his eyes and pointed at a door. "Library, don't break anything."
Sirius ducked into the room and slammed the door closed. Mentally he promised that he would thank Severus for the rest of his life if the man didn't sell him out.
"Severus, have you seen Sirius?" Lily asked with a frightening grin.
"Any particular reason why I should have seen him?" Severus asked, examining his fingernails in a bored manor. He and Lily had played this game before, she offered him something worth his while and he would tell her anything she wanted.
"I just happen to have a dark chocolate raspberry delight," she stated and examined her nails as well. Instead of beating around the bush with trivial things, she went straight for Severus' weak spot, chocolate.
"Done, library," Severus said, "now pay up," he finished and held out his hand.
Lily just rolled her eyes and pulled out a shrunken chocolate bar. She resized it and shoved it into Severus hand, her eyes locked on the door. With a smirk, she opened the door and walked in.
"YOU BASTARD!" Sirius yelled at Severus moments later when he was dragged from the room.
Severus just bit the corner off his candy, the thick, red filling making a string that connected from the bar to the piece in his mouth until he swept it away with his tongue. He gave Sirius a small, taunting wave as Lily dragged she dragged Harry's Godfather out the door.
"That was mean," Harry said as Lily closed the door. When Severus didn't say anything, he looked over and saw his husband holding out a piece of the candy. He ate it from Severus' hand and moaned. "Never mind, that out weighs the guilt of handing him over." (A/N: I just watched "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" and it made me realize that if my ex-girlfriend ever gets superpowers, hell even a gun or sharp object, I am so fucking screwed over it's not even funny).
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"How is my favorite brother doing today?" Septus smirked as he watched his brother walk out of the Potions Master's lab with a slight limp and blood soaked clothes with things poking out of it, which included a rather large chunk of melted metal.
Severus just glared at Septus and roughly threw a potion and a muggle first aid kit at him before lying across the table. "Just clean them and apply the potion," he hissed through clenched teeth.
"So, what happened?" Septus asked as he cut away the offending clothing covering his brother's back with some medical scissors. He hissed sympathetically when he saw the mess that was his brother's back and thighs; surprisingly the man's ass was unharmed. There were pieces of wood, glass, and metal still lodged in Severus' wounds.
"Explosion," Severus gritted out through clenched teeth. "Experimental potion, I didn't consider how the nightshade and dragon's blood would react until it was too late."
"Well, good news, your ass is still intact and unharmed. Bad news, the rest of your backside is literally, a bloody fucking mess," Septus stated bluntly, grabbing tweezers from the kit, and freed a chunk of wood with a sickening sucking sound. "Ooo, that was a big one," he said and pried out another piece. "Damn, I think this was part of a cauldron," he yanked out another piece, "yep, here's the rest of it." Another piece was freed with a slurp. "What's this?" He asked, holding the bloody object in front of Severus' face, "I think it's a spoon, but I'm not sure, it could be a lizard."
Severus groaned but none-the-less, looked at the object. "Spoon," he growled, rather thankful that it wasn't a lizard.
"Oh, here's the lizard…I think. Oh well," Septus laughed and put the unknown thing in a pile with everything else. "Wow, you must have really pissed him off," he said absently as he roughly yank something else out of Severus' back. "Holy shit, this one looks painful."
"Are you almost done?" Severus hissed as another chunk of something was ripped free.
"Yeah, just a few more pieces left. Shit, this one is in there really deep and half melted, so brace yourself," Septus warned and set aside the tweezers. He grabbed the twisted, melted metal chunk with both hands and yanked. It came free with a loud, wet, ripping, sucking sound.
Severus didn't make a sound when it was removed with a sizable chunk of muscle, skin, and a sliver of rib. He kept quiet while Septus poured and dabbed away the cleansing potion.
"Drink this," Septus ordered and shoved a blue potion in Severus' hand.
Taking a quick sniff, Severus handed it back. "No painkillers," he ordered and forced it away when Septus tried to give it to him.
"This is going to hurt worse than the rest," Septus warned, and it was true, the magically sped up healing process hurt more than getting hurt and the cleaning process put together. He hated seeing his brother in pain, that's why he stayed in France after Severus had taken the Dark Mark, he knew that it would only cause him pain, after he heard Voldemort had been defeated the first thing he did was find out how it happened and if his brother had survived. He would have come sooner, but Dumbledor wouldn't let him into the school and after he was carted away, no one was allowed in until McGonagall had everything in order.
"Just do it," Severus ordered and fisted his hands in anticipation. He felt the tip of Septus' wand press hard against a gash, slowly it moved, accelerating his body's healing process. Forcing himself to take the pain, he clenched his jaw tight to keep himself from making noise, rule one as a Death Eater and a Snape if you make noise, you're weak.
Septus kept as steady hand as he slowly ran the tip of his wand along each wound, making sure it healed properly. After long painstaking moments, it was done and he looked over his work. "Done," he sighed in relief and cast a cleaning spell, removing the blood from everything. With another quick spell, everything removed from Severus was sent back into the lab where it found what pieces it was missing, repaired itself, and returned to its proper place.
Severus spelled a new set of clothes on himself and sat up. "Thank you for coming," he said, placing a hand on his brother's shoulder.
"Yeah, yeah, just one question, why didn't you go to the infirmary?" Septus asked as he put things back in the kit.
"Harry is getting his weekly check up and I didn't want him to see that," Severus said bluntly, he knew if Harry saw him in pain that it would cause stress to the teen and the twins and that wouldn't be good.
"Sappy asshole," Septus laughed, "so, still getting any? I mean he is five months along everything."
"That, would be none of your business," Severus growled and shoved his brother towards the door.
"Severus speak for no, poor you, Lucius is ravenous in bed," Septus chuckled and braced his hands against the door jam to keep from being pushed out.
"Harry is better," Severus smirked and with one final push, shoved his brother out the door.
"Certainement non, frère, je ne suis pas un pedophile(13)." Was the last thing Severus heard before he closed the door.
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Longest chapter yet!
1. "Je vais te licher, je vais te sucer, je vais te fair venir."-I'm going to lick you, suck you, and make you cum.)
2. "Tu vas venir pour moi"-You're going to cum for me
3. "Je vais licher chaque milimetre de ton corps"-I am going to lick every milimetre of your body
4. Beau-"Beautiful"
5. "Fort! Plus Fort!"-Harder! Harder!
6. "Vous appartenez a moi"-I own you
7. "Je te prend maintenant"-I'm going to take you right now
8. "Venez pour moi."-Cum for me
9. Ferme-la avant que je te viole avec ma cane-"Shut up before I rape you with my cane"
10. Quell-Which one?
11. Tais-toi-Shut up
12. Va-t'en avant que je te tue-"Go away before I kill you"
13. Certainement non, frère, je ne suis pas un pedophile-"Why no brother, I'm not a pedophile"
Anyway, I went to a heavy metal concert on the fifteenth, it was awesome and led to one of the most interesting moments of my life. So here I was sitting by myself at the concert in between bands, everyone I was with had gotten up to buy something or another, leaving me there with my half drank soda.
I had been picked up directly from school, normally right after school I come home, go into my room, and jerk off, I didn't get to do that, SO anyway, here I was sitting my myself, three empty seats to each side, empty row behind me, and the boner from hell. What is a shameless teenage boy to do? Well, jerk off in a public place, so I strategically arranged my baggy sweatshirt in a away that the only way you could tell what I was doing was if suddenly the lights turned on.
It all went smoothly until I had to cum. I couldn't cum in my sweatshirt, which would be uncomfortable, so I took the only option I had, my half drank soda. I shot my load into my coke. Three minutes later everyone came back after I had cleaned myself up.
Now, if you didn't find that funny, you'll find this funny. My step-sister(oldest one) asked for some of my coke and I was tempted to let her drink it, but then I realized she might like it, so I got up and threw it away.