Itachi: "Now THIS is more like it!"

Twilight: "YOU?! Where is SaurusRock625?!"

Itachi: "I killed him, and ate his liver."

Twilight and Naruto: "...8^0"

Itachi: "Gotcha, didn't I?8^3 Just kidding, princess, the author is fine. He's just taking some time to learn the in's and out's of his new mobile phone. It's a Droid MAXX!"

Naruto: "Oh. Heh...phew! Don't do that, you really had us worried!"

Itachi: "So, Naruto, are you ready to put that pathetic excuse for a rapper in his place?"

Naruto: "Need you even ask? Of course I am!"

Twilight: "SaususRock625 doesn't own anything related to Naruto, or My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic! He also doesn't own the Epic Rap Battles Of History!"

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION! Prince Naruto Uzumaki VS. Killer Bee!

The whole school had been told about it! A battle between two rappers happening right at THEIR school! Principal Celestia, and Vice Principal Luna arranged for the rap battle to take place in the auditorium so everyone could see and hear the two rap their best. The spotlight shined on the stage, and Principal Celestia walked up to the podium.

"Welcome students of Canterlot High School to the first ever High School Rap Battle!" She said getting everyone's attention. She then began her introduction of the competitors.

"In the white corner, weighing in at a whopping 345 pounds of pure muscle... The electric gladiator... The raging bull... The hidden cloud's ushi-oni... Killer Bee!"

The spotlight shone on Killer Bee, and he began to rap an intro... Badly might I add.

"Yo students! First I'm gonna float n' fly, like a buttafly, then I sting ya like a killa bee! WHEEEEE!"

Up in the stands, the human Rainbow Dash looked to her friends.

"Where'd this guy learn to rap, a bowl of coco puffs?" She asked. The others couldn't help but agree.

"And in the orange corner, weighing in at a staggering 245 pounds of pure muscle... The clever kitsune... The grinning warrior... The blue eyed fox of justice... Naruto Uzumaki!" Celestia introduced.

Naruto walked out wearing a costume that was a combination of Blackbeard, and Al Capone's clothing.

First up to rap was killer bee, but his rapping was so bad it's not even worth typing. After he was booed off stage, the music played, and Naruto began to rap as Al Capone and Blackbeard. Here he goes.

Naruto: I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger! Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger!

Ain't no parrot on my shoulder, and no rings in my ear! I'm an irate pirate. Real swashbuckling buccaneer!

Beef with me? Please! I'm the high seas Caesar! My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer!

You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezing a diseased peter, that no skeezer would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers!

Don't start a war with me. You're not hardcore! I'll pimpslap those face scars of yours port and starboard!

Ya spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine. If ya dropped the soap as little as ya drop dope rhymes!

So far everyone was impressed with Naruto's performance. Even Vinyl Scratch removed her headphones so she could hear his awesome rapping. Naruto then began using Al Capone's lines.

Naruto: I'm a busy man, captain crunch. I'll make this quick. Ruinin' pirates faster than Johnny Depp did!

I had syphilis yeah. Well you're a huge d***! With a scurvy ridden ship filled with bilge rat pricks!

I run an intricate criminal syndicate, so show respect, or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved right up your poop deck!

Slapping b**** ass teachers back since I was fourteen! You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween!

I'll use that fuse in your hat to light up you and your buddies then burn your sailboat down, and collect the insurance money!

Then maybe they'll find your bloated body dead and washed up on a beach. This is Capone rapping, and I'm cappin' this captain, capisce?

Killer Bee couldn't believe his ears. This brat was totally pwning him, and wasn't even trying! The retrieval team looked at each other. One thing was certain, they weren't gonna win this thing.

Naruto: Arr! The valentine's massacre brought your condemnation, but I'm gonna sink ya faster than your income tax evasion!

When I toss ya overboard like a mob abomination! So prepare to learn the Davy Jones locker combination!

Forty cannon off the Queen Anne, your gang can't stop it! I'll pilfer all your rum, and sell it back at a profit!

'Cause I'm a criminal legend with a badass name! You're a fat thug with an STD in his brain!

Twilight was absolutely loving how her husband was handling things using rap instead of his fists. Plus, it's a catchy tune!

"Should we stop this yet?" Sasuke asked as he munched on popcorn from behind the curtain.

"No way, this is getting good!" Spike said as he drank some of his root beer.

"Who knew my husband was such an awesome rapper?" Twilight said as she took a bite out of a vanilla cupcake.

Naruto: Come on, they chopped your head off, and they hung it from a rope! The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap!

I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!I'm the emcee assassin slash like Edward Kenway! Rap so hard, call me Al...Dente.

Take your little sloop john b, and go home! Tell the land of lightning Killer Bee got Capwned!

With the rap now over, everyone stood up in applause cheering their heads off. Some of the students and teachers even threw flowers at the young man. And Naruto ate up that praise like nopony's business.

"Thank you! Thank you very much! You're a fantastic audience! Thank you!" Naruto said as he walked off the stage.

The time soon came where everyone in the school, students and faculty alike began to cast their votes for who the better rapper is. There were some people who voted for Killer Bee out of pity, but they were the minority. Pretty soon, Principal Luna walked up to the podium holding the envelope that has the poll results. She opened the top, and read the results aloud.

"And the winner, with a total of 3,789 votes is..." Luna decided to pause for dramatic effect. It did what it was supposed to, as every student, and staff member was leaning on the edge of their seats in uttar suspense. The human Rarity was in so much suspense that she actually let the human Pinkie bite her nails when Pinkie ran out of her own nails to bite!

"...Naruto Uzumaki!" Luna declared with a smile.

Every student and teacher rose from their seats, and roared in thunderous applause. Even the retrieval team was clapping out of respect at least. But, they soon felt a familiar, and fear inducing presence behind them.

'Oh please no...' They thought. All of them turned around to see Twilight behind them. And she was armed with a frying pan, and a butcher knife that she found in the school cafeteria.

"What was it that Naruto told me about all of you breaking your friendships with him all for the sake of power?" Twilight asked a little too sweetly. They all gulped in fear before Twilight began beating on them worse than Tsunade EVER could! Even Akamaru was given the beating of a lifetime! Their screams of pain and terror could be heard throughout even the afterlife!

(Itachi:We here at , do NOT condone animal abuse!)

(Naruto: ...We DO however find it hilarious when done to the Inuzuka clans ninja dogs!)

(Twilight: Also, no actual animals were harmed in the making of this chapter!)

Having done their part, our heroes met up with the Humane Five at the local cafe and teenage hangout. Naruto had just finished ordering a couple of milkshakes for himself and Twilight. They sat down at a table with the Humane Five, whom after a series of events that I can not accurately explain, have rekindled their friendship with each other. Now, they needed a plan to take down Lucy, and save everyone!

"So tell me, what do you guys know about Lucy?" Naruto asked. "Anything at all would be helpful."

"Well, we don't know much," said Applejack. "She used to be a sweet girl who was actually lots more timid than Flutters over here. But as time went on, she grew nasty, rude, and downright evil!"

"Well, we need a plan to get the other students to vote for Twilight to be our fall formal princess!" Rainbow Dash said with a raised fist...which accidentally hit Sasuke in the face and gave him a black eye.

"Ow..." Sasuke said as he held his milkshake to his now throbbing eye.

"Whoops," Rainbow said scratching the back of her head sheepishly. "Sorry, Sasuke."

"No problem," Sasuke responded dismissively. "This kinda stuff happens to me almost all the time."

A cartoon lightbulb suddenly appeared over Rarity's head. "Idea~!" She reached into her bag, and pulled out a cyan blue sweatshirt with a gold colored horseshoe that was facing sideways to look like a 'C' on the front. She also pulled out a headband that had what looked to be horse ears on top, and a sash with a horse tail on the back.

"Back when all of us were in our freshman year, we all used to wear these sweaters and headbands as a show of school spirit! Cheering on our beloved Canterlot Wondercolts!" Rarity said with a giddy voice. Everyone looked at her kinda funny, but she cleared her throat, and continued.

"I understand that it was Lucy who created this divide between the students," said Rarity in a somber tone. "But I know that deep down, we're all still Canterlot Wondercolts!"

Naruto picked up one of the headbands.

"Well, its your call, Naruto," said Sasuke. "Whataya say, chief?"

Naruto looked at the members of their group in sheer determination. "I say..." Naruto put the headband on his head. "...Game on!"

Itachi: "Man, this story is REALLY heating up! I'm surprised you're not embarrassed to be wearing that crazy get up, Naruto."

Naruto: "Well, I used to wear a bright orange monstrosity of a jumpsuit, so in comparison, its not as bad as you'd think, Itachi."

Twilight: "Well everypony, we hope to read some fantastic reviews from all of you! Until next time, enjoy!