Author's note: I'm back!!!! This is a awesome chapter no lie! Beware you will laugh!!!! I dare you not to. See if you won't. This chapter is dedicated to Lea Thompson. I want to publicly say I'm sorry that I made her into some evil jealous person in this. Now go ahead read!

I must have fallen asleep because the next thing I know I hit my head on the bottom of the bed.

"Mom that you" I heard Marty groan.

"There now. You've been asleep for nine hours now." a girl's voice said. I looked at my watch. She was right! Wow, why didn't they take him to the hospital?

"I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, terrible." Marty said.

"Well, your safe and sound now back in good old 1955." the girl replied.

"1955" Marty yelled. I snorted in laughter. Come on you have to admit pretty funny huh?

"You're my… You're my" Marty stuttered. Poor Marty! At least I didn't wake up to any creepy person staring at me. Oh, don't think about that Abby.

"My name is Loraine" the girl said.

"Yeah, but your so… so thin!!!" Marty said distressed.

Suddenly, it all connected. Loraine was Marty's mother. Oh, I hope she likes me better now. Well, probably not since I'm under her bed eavesdropping. Stop thinking about yourself. Think about Marty. Coming in contact with your mother must be scary.

"Relax, Calvin you got a big bruise on your head" the girl said. Calvin I whispered. Was I in the right room?

Marty went to get up because the bed shifted. But suddenly, Marty screamed. Actually it wasn't like a girl. It was more of a manly scream.

"Where's my pants" Marty cried jumping back onto the bed. He didn't have his pants on I thought. Okay, something is wrong here.

"Over on my hope chest, I've never seen purple underwear before Calvin" Loraine said shyly.

"Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin?"

"That is your name isn't it? It's written all over your underwear." Marty yelled again.

Calvin Kline! That was it! Marty was wearing Calvin Kline underwear and she thought his name was Calvin because Calvin Kline puts his name all over his underwear.

"I guess they call you Cal" Loraine said sweetly.

"Actually, they call me Marty" he said.

"Oh, pleased to meet you Calvin, Marty" Loraine said with fake sweetness. Wow, she's a Jennifer in the making. I hope Marty didn't start to fall for his mom.

Don't be stupid Abby why would he fall for his mom? I felt the bed shift again meaning that Loraine was sitting next to him. From what I could tell it was too close for confront.

"Do you mind if I sit here?" Loraine asked. Tell her no! I prayed.

"Yeah, that's fine" Marty said moving farther away from her.

"That's a big bruise you have there Calvin" Loraine said moving ever closer to him.

Marty fell off the bed with a thud. Oww I thought that had to hurt!

"Loraine is that you?" a motherly voice called.

"Oh, my god it's my mother!" Loraine cried jumping from the bed.

"Put your pants back on" Loraine said throwing them to Marty. Marty started to put his pants on when I pulled his foot. Marty did a face plant.

"What the…" Marty started then he saw me.

"Abs, your kidding me! You were here for all of that?"

"No, only 5 minutes… What do you think" I cried.

"No wonder why I hate your mother" I said sitting on the bed.

"Why'd you do that Abby? You know you'd be in huge trouble if you got caught." I shrugged.

"It's what best friends do. Want a prune?" I asked.

"No thanks… Wait a minute where did you get that?" Marty asked starting to put his pants on.

"Their fridge. Why?" Marty did another face plant. I helped him up.

"What if they notice?" Marty asked worry written plainly on his face.

"Don't worry about it. You know that they'd be glade to get rid of them as much as I do."

"Okay, but if they ask about them follow my lead." Marty said buckling his pants.

"But your lousy at coming up with leads. Remember when we tried to cover up that Einstein was lost?"

"yeah."

"well, as I recall you told Doc that Eni headed to Mexico with his doggy friends."

"It was the only thing that I could come up with on such short notice. Plus, as I recall you said that you hired a Pizza hut guy to drive them there."

"I was only following your stupid lead!!!"

"Let's not fight about this alright."

"This time when they ask about who we are we'll have a good explanation." Marty said.

"Marty telling them that were from the future isn't exactly a good explanation." I pointed out.

"I know" Marty said winking at me.

"Oh, no! Marty you know that I hate playing man and wife! And I hated it when I played it with Brandon Tannen!"

"You complied though didn't you? I saw you kiss him in the metal tube enough times to count in kindergarten."

"You don't actually mean…" I asked my eyes wide.

"Martin Seamus Mcfly I will kill you after this!"

"Don't worry I'll probably already be dead from your breath."

"My breath!!!!" I screamed.

Later

"I guess you're a sailor that's why you wear that life preserver" Loraine's mother said leading us down the stairs.

"Uh, Coastguard" Marty answered. Coastguard I mouthed. Marty knew that I did not want to be married to a coastguard.

"I couldn't help it" Marty whispered.

"Yeah, you could" I shot back. At the bottom of the steps was a man hunched over a old T.V. set.

"Sam, here's the young man you hit with your car and his girlfriend." Loraine's mother said.

"Actually, I'm his wife of one week" I corrected like we had practiced.

"Well, congratulations you make a perfect couple." Loraine's mother said making me blush.

"No I'm serious you are the cutest couple I've ever seen. May I have a picture of you?" Loraine's mother asked. I looked at Marty. That was a little weird.

"Sure" Marty said pulling me towards him.

"Marty" I whispered "you don't need to hold me that close."

"Right, just trying to make sure they think it's legit." Marty said through gritted teeth. The picture was snapped.

"Come meet the whole family. You already know Loraine," Loraine's mother said gesturing to Loraine who was seated at the table. She had free black hair, brown eyes, and a forbe's nose. She was beautiful. Loraine smiled at Marty but then turned to me.

"Stay away from him" she whispered in my ear. Oh, so she was gonna play the way.

"This is Milton" Loraine's mother said gesturing towards the little boy wearing a coonskin cap.

"Nice Coonskin cap. You would make a good Daniel Boone" I told him. He beamed with pride.

"This is Sally." She was a young red head girl with freckles.

"This is William" she said pointing to the oldest boy. He was wearing a Star trek shirt. Apparently, it was his room I had been sleeping in last night.

"Over in the play pen that's little baby Joey." Marty walked over to the play pen. I followed.

"Isn't that your…"

"Yeah, Uncle Jailbird Joey."

"Get used to those bars kid"

"yes, Joey just loves his playpen. Whenever we try to take him out he cries so we just leave him in there."

"That explains a lot" I said as we took our places at the table. I was beside Marty and William. Marty was beside me and Loraine.

"Sam stop fiddling with that and come to dinner."

"Hey, I got it now we can watch Jackie Gleason while we eat."

"It's our first television set. Dad just picked it up today. Do you have a television?" Loraine asked.

"Uh, Yeah Abby and me have two."

"You must be rich" William said leaning closer to me. Okay, this was getting scary. Marty's uncle was hitting on me and Marty's mom was hitting on him. Life is scary.

But I think you already know that. I moved closer to Marty. William was starting to scare me.

"Oh, don't be silly Milton no one has two television sets" their mother said.

"Oh, my it looks like were out of prunes" their mother said as she opened the fridge. Marty gave me a steel glare. I shrugged my shoulders.

Suddenly, the honeymooners came on.

"Oh, remember this one cupcake. Ralph dresses up as a man from space." I kicked him under the table. But I accidentally missed him hitting Loraine. She glared at me.

I smiled evilly.

"How could you have seen it? It's brand new." Milton said gesturing to the T.V.

"Yeah, well I saw it on a rerun." This time I got him when I kicked. Marty jumped at least a foot in the air.

"What's a rerun?" Milton asked curious.

"You'll find out" Marty told them. Smooth. Very smooth.

"Marty you look so familiar do I know your mother?" their mother asked.

"Uh, no you see my mother fell in love with a doctor. They ran off together and haven't been seen since. Now it's just me and Abigail here." he replied taking my hand.

"Mother with Marty's mother gone don't you think he should stay here? I mean dad did almost kill him with the car." Loraine said giving me a evil look.

"She's got a point Sam."

"And he can sleep…" Loraine began but I never heard the rest of it because Marty started to kiss me. We had agreed that he would not kiss me unless necessary.

My chair leaned back and pretty soon I was on the floor with Marty on top of me. I jumped up quickly. Everyone was looking at us.

"Okay, got to go." I said scrambling for the door.

"Yeah, see you all later" Marty said following me.

Outside

I wiped my mouth with my hand.

"I can't believe you did that!" I cried.

"You promised that you would do it only if necessary!"

"I was in the moment okay! And the moment said to kiss you!"

"Well, you know what this moment says! To slap you!" I cried slapping him across the face.

"I think I deserved that" Marty admitted.

"Yeah, you did."

"Are you done hitting me?" Marty asked as we walked down the drive.

"I guess. Come on we need to get to Doc's." I said. We walked for a long time in silence.

"Was it bad?" I asked softly.

"No, honestly it wasn't half bad only you didn't kiss back."

"Well, next time if there ever is a next time ask me before you kiss."

"I'll remember that" Marty said.

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