A/N: la la la la la here u go! Once again I own nothing!

THE I-AM-NOT-AMUSED-MENT PARK

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom growls at your phantom's smirk and helps ME out so there*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I link arms as we head toward the entrance*

Christine Julia Daaé *Yeah well, RAMIN phantom and I hold HANDS. HA!*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom is not about to be beaten so he stops, pulls me into a tight but sweet embrace, kissing my cheek before continuing toward the entrance*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom frowns a little but continues walking with me*

Sarah Wilkins *we go up to the ticket counter and I scream*

Christine Julia Daaé *I go to you* What now?

Sarah Wilkins * I merely point cause the amusement park is run by not only an army of mini GERRY phantoms but also an army of mini RAMIN phantoms*

Christine Julia Daaé Oh wow... *I sigh*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom shakes off his shock and pays for our tickets*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom is also pretty shocked but has to shake it off*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I go over to a bench waiting for you, smirking because it's a mini-GERRY phantom in charge of the ticket booth*

Christine Julia Daaé *After we do what we do, we go over to you guys*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom is a little disappointed that the mini-GERRY phantom didn't give you a hard time. I glance at the park map* Oh snap. There's a roller-coaster called 'the Phantom'...and then there's a water ride called 'the Phantom's Labyrinth'...AND BUMPER CARS!

Christine Julia Daaé *I go wide eyed then squeal happily* Oh, really?

Sarah Wilkins *I nod* so which one first?

Christine Julia Daaé *Thinks* The Phantom's Labyrinth!

Sarah Wilkins *We nod in agreement and make our way in that direction*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom and I are walking hand-n-hand, smiling like love struck idiots*

Sarah Wilkins *When we get there GERRY phantom stops mid-step and starts panicking because this ride happens to be run by mini-RAMIN phantoms*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom smirks and laughs sarcastically* Oh, this just gets better and better...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom ignores him, and I shove him toward the ride* (me) come on all they do is pull a lever...what could POSSIBLY happen...? *we get to the ride and decide to sit toward the middle*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom and I also get in. He speaks up* You don't want to know what happens...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom hears him and tries to jump out but the ride has already started. The 'POTO' theme starts playing and we float through tunnels of water into the dark caverns*

Christine Julia Daaé *As we go further, the music grows louder and... Um... hehe I can't think of anything horrifying...*

Sarah Wilkins *The ride suddenly slopes downward and into a larger lake. Candles are lighting the walls around us so we can see an animatronic Phantom sitting and playing the organ. GERRY phantom almost jumps out and attacks the robot Phantom but we're strapped in so he just sits back and holds me close. As we approach the exit the tunnel goes pitch back. Finally we get to the end and I turn to face GERRY phantom but he's gone.*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom smirks when he sees your phantom's gone* Did he get scared, or something?

Sarah Wilkins *I ignore him and go running back through the water into the cave* GERRY phantom! WHERE ARE YOU?

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom sighs and decides to help you, and I follow close behind him*

Sarah Wilkins *I hear something up above my head and look up to see GERRY phantom tied to the ceiling, mini-RAMIN phantoms climbing all over him. I turn around and glare at your phantom" TELL THEM TO LET HIM GO OR ELSE!

Christine Julia Daaé *He smirks* Or else, WHAT?

Sarah Wilkins *I go completely mad with frustration and tackle him a bit before standing up* and THAT is just a TASTE!

Christine Julia Daaé *He stands up* Okay, okay... *Shakes his head and gets the mini RAMIN phantoms to stop* THERE! Happy?

Sarah Wilkins *I shake my head* no cause he's still tied up there! *GERRY phantom struggles to free himself, plotting endless merciless acts of vengeance*

Christine Julia Daaé *He sighs* You're very needy... *Gets one of the mini's to untie him, and when he is free, he falls to the ground. Hard*

Sarah Wilkins *I help GERRY phantom onto his feet, make sure he's okay, and then tell him what YOUR phantom just called me. GERRY phantom glares at yours* Is that SO? *takes a couple steps forward*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom simply nods* Well, she is... I can't help that...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom glares before picking up your phantom, throwing him over his shoulder, and setting him down in a puddle of mud that just happens to be right outside the caves*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom doesn't care that his butt is now muddy, because he's just so amazingly awesome*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom just stand back and smirks because he had seen a few mini-GERRY phantoms mixing cement and glue into the mud puddle*

Christine Julia Daaé *When he tries to stand up, he glares at your phantom* What. Did. You. Do?

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom keeps smirking* I did nothing, Monsieur. *cackling to himself he takes my hand and we go find a food booth that serves nice cold smoothies*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom is still trying to get up and I offer him some help, he takes it and, unfortunately, we both end up stuck*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I come back twenty minutes later, sipping the rest of our smoothies. When we see your new position GERRY phantom spews the mouthful of smoothie all over the place laughing*

Christine Julia Daaé *I glare at him* I was TRYING to help him...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom just waltzes up to your phantom and bends down* Now then, Monsieur, do you apologize to Sarah about the taunting and the calling her needy?

Christine Julia Daaé *He glares at your phantom then sighs* Fine... *Looks at you* I'm very sorry, Sarah...

Sarah Wilkins *I nod* Apology accepted... *GERRY phantom just smiles and steps back* Thank you. And by the way I was kidding about the cement and glue...*cackles a bit*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom and look at each other and stand up then look at you two. I speak up* I-I knew that...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom scoffs* Yeah...SUUURE you did. * I just stand back and laugh a bit* Bumper cars next?

Christine Julia Daaé *I nod a bit* But FIRST... I want to go clean up...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom sighs* okay but don't take too long. Sarah and I will be over by the carnival games...*points to a skee-ball booth*

Christine Julia Daaé *I smirk and take my good ol' time walking over to the restrooms*

Sarah Wilkins *meanwhile GERRY phantom takes me to every single game and wins me the best prize of each one, to the dismay of the mini-RAMIN phantoms who are running them all*

Christine Julia Daaé *After 20 mins, I come out. Sings* I'm doooone!

Sarah Wilkins *I try to peak my head around the pile of gigantic stuffed prizes I'm carrying but can't see you. So I bump right into you following your voice*

Christine Julia Daaé *I get bumped into by a bunch of stuffed animals* What the...? *Sees a bit of your face* Oh! Hello, Sarah!

Sarah Wilkins *voice muffled* Hi... *GERRY phantom just walks along beside me smirking victoriously*

Christine Julia Daaé *I snicker as RAMIN phantom comes out of the men's room, also all nice and clean. He looks at you, curiously* Where did you get all that?

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom speaks up* I won them, thank you very much. And I think all your mini-RAMIN phantoms are crying.

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom rolls his eyes* Yeah, whatever... *Looks over at me and can't help but smiling. I smile back and he kisses my nose then I giggle*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom sees me struggling and takes all my prizes back to the car. Upon his return he walks up behind me, sweeps me off my feet and kisses my cheek from behind*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom doesn't want to lose this time, so he picks me up BRIDAL style and kisses... me on the lips! hahahaha!*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom ignores you and sets me down as we walk toward the bumper cars. I see your smirk and speak up* GERRY phantom and I are SAVING that kiss for sometime special. :P *GERRY phantom pulls me closer as we keep walking*

Christine Julia Daaé *I have a disgusted look on my face when you say that, but it soon disappears to a "lovey-dovey" smile to RAMIN phantom*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I just ignore you and choose our bumper cars. HE get's the green one that's numbered '1' and I get the blue one that's numbered '13'*

Christine Julia Daaé *well, RAMIN phantom gets the one numbered '11' and I get the one numbered '5'. Oh, and the colors are... Anything*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom watches your phantom get into his with an almost evil look on his face, and as soon as your phantom is about to sit he rams his car into your phantom's car throwing him off-balance*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom glares when your phantom does that then sits down* Wipe that smirk off of your face...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom just cackles as we all get our cars going*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom is planning revenge on yours and I am pretty much just doing my thing. hehe*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I maneuver our cars so that we have your phantom trapped. Just then GERRY phantom looks down and notices a big huge button in his* OOO what does this do...? *As he presses it we soon find out that it triggers an ejector seat-in YOUR phantom's car! As your phantom goes flying through the air, GERRY phantom and I slap each other five while turning our cars around to face you* heheheheheee

Christine Julia Daaé *I glare at you* YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! *Pouts an watches helplessly and RAMIN phantom fly*

Sarah Wilkins *By the time your phantom gets halfway to the moon, GERRY phantom and I have you cornered* (Me) CAN, and AM, so DEAL WITH IT! *GERRY phantom just smirks*

Christine Julia Daaé *I look around and shrug then shake my head* Nu-uh...

Sarah Wilkins *I nod to GERRY phantom and we back up as far as we can before ramming our cars into either side of yours*

Christine Julia Daaé *I squeal* OKAY OKAY! Don't kill me!

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I cackle before deciding to chase each other jokingly whilst you recover from that hit*

Christine Julia Daaé *After my heart beat goes back to NORMAL, I decide to just watch since you both tried to KILL me*

Sarah Wilkins *I roll my eyes at your stubbornness, and a few minutes later we grow bored and so we get out of our cars to move on to the next ride*

Christine Julia Daaé *I quickly get out and follow you two* WAIT FOR ME!

Sarah Wilkins *We stop and turn around just as your phantom comes flying through the air and landing on your head* (GERRY phantom) Oh great...he's back...

Christine Julia Daaé *I fall to the ground, face first and RAMIN phantom stands up and looks at you guys, not even knowing I'm on the ground** So... What's going on?

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom is too busy smirking but I silently point my finger at where you're lying*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom looks to where your pointing ad goes wide eyed* Oh! *Helps me up* *RAMIN phantom* Are you okay? *I glare at him and say sarcastic* Oh, I'm fine! I'm not in SERIOUS pain or anything...

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom, satisfied that everyone's okay, starts toward a house of mirrors, cackling to himself about the possibilities there...*

Christine Julia Daaé *I realize the I meant to put emphasis on "PAIN" but whatever... RAMIN phantom sees the house of mirrors and smirks a bit*

Sarah Wilkins *By the time the three of us reach it GERRY phantom has already disappeared inside. I start to get a little nervous but knowing he's in there makes me feel better and so I go in, immediately surrounded by the maze of reflective glass*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom and I come in shortly after you go in and look around, and I'm NOT nervous... hehe*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom, wherever he is, sends me subtle signals as to where to go and I make my way to him easily. We then smirk as we watch you two stumble your way into the walls. Oh did I mention we're in a little 'nook' behind a few two-way mirrors? hehehehehe*

Christine Julia Daaé *I clear my throat as I run into, yet, another mirror* What the heck? *RAMIN phantom is snickering and we continue to find our way out. And no you didn't... hehehe*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom and I just laugh out loud at you cause he's mentioned he moved the mirrors around to completely block all exits from you.* HAHAHAHAHA!

Christine Julia Daaé You two are evil! *We TRY to find someway out but just keep running into mirrors*

Sarah Wilkins *By now GERRY phantom is on the floor laughing and clapping and I'm just sitting there watching the spectacle*

Christine Julia Daaé *I groan and plop to the floor* THIS IS HOPELESS! *I pout and RAMIN phantom plops right next to me*

Sarah Wilkins *I just keep giggling and sit down next to GERRY phantom waiting for him to finish laughing. Which isn't gonna be anytime soon. Smirk.*

Christine Julia Daaé *I hear laughing and crawl to where I hear it. I realize that it's you* Stop laughing at us! *Pouts*

Sarah Wilkins Nuh-uh! *starts laughing all over again*

Christine Julia Daaé *I groan and stand up* Fine! We can just go through the ENTERANCE! *Nods and has RAMIN phantom follow*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom starts laughing all over again because the mini-GERRY phantoms have blocked the entrance as well with yet another mirror*

Christine Julia Daaé *We walk toward the entrance and just walk into the mirror* Really guys? Really? Are we just gonna ROT in here?

Sarah Wilkins *While GERRY phantom keeps laughing I wonder why you haven't yet figured out that the mirrors are in fact MOVEABLE!*

Christine Julia Daaé *I haven't figured that out yet because I am a dumb blonde... lol*

Sarah Wilkins *I just giggle and shrug, and GERRY phantom stands up and leads me out of the house of mirrors, confident that ONE of you will figure it out EVENTUALLY while we track down a hot dog stand*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom figures it out and moves it. I look at him in awe* How did you do that? *He smirks* Magic... *I giggle and we walk out*

Sarah Wilkins *By the time he did that, GERRY phantom and I have managed to satisfy our hunger with hot dogs, ice cream, and lemonade and we sit down on a bench waiting for you impatiently*

Christine Julia Daaé *We come walking toward you to and I speak up* RAMIN phantom knows how to do MAGIC!

Sarah Wilkins *This sets GERRY phantom into another laughing fit while I just giggle* (Me) Oh PLEASE he just moved the mirrors cause they're on WHEELS!

Christine Julia Daaé *I look at RAMIN phantom like a child would after hearing that there is no such thing as magic. He shakes his head and whispers to me that you guys are lying and I perk up*

Sarah Wilkins *I hear what he whispers and just shake my head. GERRY phantom finally stops laughing and stands up* (Me) ok we have time for maybe one more ride...Roller Coaster? *I point to the one called 'the Phantom' and notice that it's run by BOTH sets of mini's*

Christine Julia Daaé *I nod* Yes! *RAMIN phantom shrugs* Sure...

Sarah Wilkins *We all head over and get in. The ride is fairly normal until we reach the top, and then the train keeps jerking back and forth. GERRY phantom and I glance over and see the two armies fighting over the control lever* (Me) this can't be good...

Christine Julia Daaé *I also look back to see what's going on, and then look at you* No it can't...

Sarah Wilkins *As the fight continues GERRY phantom and I secretly start regretting the amount of lunch we just had...*

Christine Julia Daaé *I smirk a bit knowing that /I/ never ate anything today so I am GOOD! Well, I DID but it was long before this*

Sarah Wilkins *Just when GERRY phantom and I are about to lose it, the lever breaks off of the control board and the train lurches forward down the steep drop*

Christine Julia Daaé *Did I mention that I am afraid of heights? hehe just wondering... RAMIN phantom notices and puts his ARM around me! HA!

Sarah Wilkins *Ya well GERRY phantom and I have been clinging to each other THIS WHOLE TIME so HAHA your HA! Finally the armies manage to bring the ride to a stop and GERRY phantom and I stumble out of the car, him glaring daggers at the mini-RAMIN phantoms*

Christine Julia Daaé *the mini-RAMIN phantoms stick their tongues out at you two so THERE!*

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom grins and finds a random bowling ball, picks it up and hurls it across the ground at all the mini-RAMIN phantoms, waving at them as they all get knocked over*

Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom bitterly laughs at your phantom* Is that the best you've got?

Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom ignores him, gathers up the entire mini-RAMIN phantom army, sets them down in your phantom's bumper car and presses the ejector seat button, watching as they fly through the air*

Christine Julia Daaé *Then your phantom didn't really ignore him... hehe RAMIN phantom turns to you* What now?

Sarah Wilkins *your phantom is looking at NOTHING cause I ran to the restroom as soon as we got off the ride!* :P lol

Christine Julia Daaé Oh... *When you get out he asks you then... lol*

Sarah Wilkins (Me) *breathless and a bit dizzy* HOME. *GERRY phantom sees the look on my face and carries me back to the car*

Christine Julia Daaé *We both nod and get into the car*

Sarah Wilkins *By now I've fallen asleep so as GERRY phantom drives as carefully as possible he keeps one arm around me so I'm leaning on him*

A/N: Warning. That's about all the set ideas I had, so for the rest, ANYTHING GOES. Oh yeah. Keep the reviews coming! hehehe