Yoshizilla: Man, we're already at the tenth chapter, and the chaos has just started. Well, I'm writing as much as I can, ladies and gentlemen, so keep your fingers cross, because I promise you, there will be plenty of action and adventure in the chapters to come. Anyway, enough of my mouth yapping, here's some comedy with Wario and his pathetic attempts at cleaning his house!
Wario was still cleaning around his house, upon the shocking revealation of Mona being pregant. The fat, ugly man has gained some excersise from all the intense cleaning, which was something that Wario was aiming not to gain. He growled, and then moaned in pain with every ounce of power he had as the pain slowly took in, bu t fortunately for him, gain is what paid off, for the pain helped Wario become stronger, making him tire less. It was forty seven minutes and eighty six seconds later that Wario was on the cement floor of his bathroom, exhausted.
"Mamma mia, who knew I actually had to put in effort in order to keep such a place like mine clean?" Was all that Wario muttered under his breath as he tried getting back up, but slipped and fell on his face. Wario mumbled with anger, and as he tried to get back up again, he slipped backwards, falling on his back. It was then that Wario started to struggle, and he screamed at the top of his head, "Help! I'm fallen, and I can't get up!"
Canned laughter out of nowhere was then heard. Wario fumed, and he startedc to shout angry words as his whole face turned red and he bobbed back and forth on the floor, struggling to get up. Eventually, Wario actually took time to think, and within a few minutes, he successfully managed to get back on his feet, laughing superiorly.
"Wa ha ha ha!" Wario laughed as he boasted while pounding his chest like a burly gorilla, "No one can keep the great, strong, and powerful Wario down! NO ONE!!" As he headed toward the exit of the bathroom, he slipped on a bar of soap, tumbling down a flight of wooden stairs as screams of pain and anger with each thud was heard, until reaching the final step, where there was absolute silence.