Ok I know what you guys want to say... I'm so sorry for taking this long I had very tests.

As compensation I will make this chapter even bigger than the others so beware! :)

Dude I'm in Love for the First Time!

Chapter 10 - Jokes and a Date?

Duncan's POV

"What did the ocean say to the beach?" Geoff asked me

"I don't know... what..." I said bored

"Nothing, it just waved!" I think he was waiting for me to laugh...

Bridgette rolled her eyes smiling at Geoff "Shut up don't interrupt Duncan's thoughts..."

I looked at Bridgette asking myself if what I was hearing was real. She smiled at me

"Because he is too busy thinking in another things like... His little girlfriend..."

"Bridge-"

"Little girlfriend? God Duncan say her name already!" Courtney said siting in the chair

"Good morning for you too Princess"

"Her name..."

Gwen? Yeah that's it! "Gwen..." I pretended to be shy

Everyone's eyes turned wide "G-G-Gwen the goth?" Courtney asked with her mouth forming an 'O'

"Yup"

The time almost stopped! Courtney and Bridgette continued immobilized

"A guy says to his friend, 'Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.'

The friend says, 'If I guess right, will you give me one of them?'

The guy says, 'If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!' " Geoff sighed after seeing our faces 'Shut up Geoff'

It did not take long enough until we started eating again

"Wow you like Gwen? You two are like... The same!" Bridgette said

I saw Courtney's face disgusted and then I replied "Wierd right?"

"Wierd is not the word... It's more like stupid" Courtney said looking at the food

"Hey guys!" Gwen said with Trent by her side

"What's up?" Trent said smiling

"Everything's perfect including my life" Courtney said emotionless

"What's wrong Court?" Gwen asked worryed

With her mouth full she answered "Nothing"

Trent touched her hand and my body turned hot "Courtney you're okay?"

"I'm just in bad mood that's all!" she gave a small smile

"When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.

My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"

However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals." the others gave a small laugh

"One more joke and you'll have your head stuck in the toilet for the rest of the day!" I said and everyone laughed again including myself...

"So what are your planes for today?" I asked

"Me and Bridge to the cinema!"

"Let me guess... To making out?" they laughed nervously and Courtney slapped her face

"Please god kill me now..."

"What about you Princess?"

"Studing of course..." I scoffed

"I should see that coming"

"Oh yeah and I suppose you have better things to do criminal" she crossed her arms and I do the same

"Actually Princess I think having a date it's much better"

"With Gwen?" she asked and Trent choked with the water

Gwen patted on his back and bursted into laughter "Courtney you're so jealous that you say things out of normal" Courtney made a face telling me that she wasn't finished

"How come it is out of normal if Duncan has a cr-"

"COURTNEY DON'T!" I screamed and Courtney stands up

"I have some stuff to do. Talk to you later" she walked away and I sighed

"Dude why do you lied to her?"

"You think I was going to tell my best friend the truth ugh?"

"What truth?" Gwen asked

"He said that he has a crush on you" I glared at Bridgette

"No you have to be kidding me" I gave her a serious face and her eyes widened

"Now what?" Trent asked

"We need to make her believe and for that.. You two must broke up"

"You heard what you said Duncan? You're not asking us to do that"

"Just pretend duh!" they glared at me

"And Gwen doesn't need to pretend liking you... Right?" I smirked at Trent

"If it is necessary..."

"No way I'm not doing it." Gwen said and Trent nodded

"I give you my house for one day to..." I whispered at Gwen she blushed and whispered the same thing to Trent 's face and it turned like a tomato

"Deal" they said at the same time making me smile evilly

"Perfect. Now I need another thing... Bridge do you have her number?" she nodded writing her number on a paper and handed it to me

"Thanks see you all tomorow!" I stopped my walk "Trent and Gwen! You better break up when Courtney is watching and for that you need to practice!" they sighed and I walked away smirking

Duncan's evil plan in action... *lightning and loud music* Muahahahahah!... *the music stops*

Bridgette's POV

"Crap" I said scared

"What?" Gwen asked

"I shouldn't have gave him her number. She will kill me..."

"Don't worry Bridge Duncan will take care of her he wouldn't tell her that it was you" I sighed happily

"Yeah it's for a good cause" Trent confirmed

"Who knows maybe Courtney will start liking him" I said

"Opposite attracting? Yeah try that with magnets and then with people..." Geoff said

"A good example is Trent and Gwen! They're opposites too! And they love each other!"

"Pure coincidence..." I glared at him

"Not more kisses for you today..."

"Oww Bridge no please no!" puppy dog eyes don't work with me...

Trent and Gwen laughed and I cross my arms "Sorry Geoff but I'm not in the mood..."

"You can't survive five minutes without my kisses you'll see..." I laugh

"I can but I can't say the same for you..." he kisses me and I kiss him back

"Alright alright you're right..." we started to making out and Trent and Gwen leave the table laughing

Duncan's POV

"Princess how are ya?" I joked

"Duncan? Bu-But how do you know my number?"

"Bridgette..."

"Oh really? She will gonna pay!"

"Don't be so bitchy Princess get over it..." I heard a scream and I pull my phone back from my ear

"YOU SON OF A BI**! WHERE ARE YOU?" I gulped

"Does it cares?" she laugh and I looked around me scared

"I think I found you..." I started to panic

"Cat ate your tongue?" I heard her behind me and I started to run

"God god god please don't let me- OH!"

My mohank... It's ruined! *screams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Another step and you will be bald (careca)!"

"UNCLE!" she started to walk puching me by the mohank

"Trying to escape from our date to be with Gwen? I knew this guy is always flirting with everyone but with Gwen? Uh ridiculus!" we entered in a cafe

I forgot about our date! Che**!

"Oh yeah our date! Wait what? I don't flirt!"

"Every guy does that. It's like every man has a..." she pointed to my legs

"Has a what say it Princess I wanna hear you..." we sit in the chairs

"That thing!" she pointed again

"What thing?"

"Your... P-P-P..."

"Your..."

"Pen-"

"Welcome! What are your orders?"

"Cafe..."

"Me too" she said

The employee goes away whistling

Silence again...

"What have you been up to?" I laughed

"Pretty good things..."

"Eww Duncan not that!" I looked at her bliking

"Ah... I don't know what you were thinking but certantly it isn't the same thing..."

"What is it then?"

"Steal" I whispered

"Like I didn't know that..."

"You're so boring sometimes Princess I wonder how your parents stand you..."

She let her spoon fall on the floor and looked at me

"Why are you're looking at me like that?" her eyes started to shine

"How could you said that knowing about my depression?"

Oh fu** this world why do I have so bad memory?

"Princess!" I hold her hand "I'm sorry I didn't rememb-"

"You don't remember? YOU DON'T REMEMBER?! WHAT THE FU** IS HAPPENING WITH YOU TODAY DUNCAN?" she let a tear fall and I bit my lip

"Don't you even care about my problems?"

"Not that I don't care but-"

"You just forget. About me and about everyone. YOU JUST CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!" she started running and I try to follow her but then I lost her tracks

"COURTNEY!" I lay on my knees (eu ajoelho-me) and close my eyes

You just forget. About me and about everyone. YOU JUST CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!

I hate my life...

DRAMA! What will have next? Just wait for the next chapter to find out and review please!

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