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At around 9:00 people started coming into the office and by then Micheal and Dwight were both at their desks stuffed with popcorn and when Micheal saw that everyone arrived he immediately regained his energy and went out of his office to make an announcement.

"Okay everybody just so you all know me and Dwight are going to do the show at lunchtime so you have food and entertainment."

"Or so that we can trow are food at you." said Meridith.

"No, that is not trust me everybody it's gonna be great." and with that he went back into his office.

"Remember," said Jim, "the plan.

After fifty-five minutes at 9:55 exactly Kelly and Creed went to go talk to Micheal and they knocked on his door.

"Come in." called Micheal, "Ah, now have you come to wish me good luck?"

"No," said Kelly, "We were just asking if it was all right that Creed and I go to the warehouse to get something."

"Get what?" asked Micheal.

"Stuff." responded Creed.

"Why?"

"Long story, bye." and they left.

They made it down to the parking lot and jumped into the bushes by the building.

Back at the office when it turned 10:00 Andy walked out of the office saying he needed to get something to everyone while he walked about two seconds later a scream was heard.

"What the hell was that?!" asked Micheal when he ran into the room.

"Didn't you know Micheal?", answered Jim, "Two gang members just ambushed Andy out of no where!'

"Oh my God I need to go save him!" cried Micheal and he rushed out of the office.

"Wait, Micheal, it's too dangerous let me help you." yelled Dwight and he ran after Micheal.

Jim smiled to himself, how typical. "Okay everybody I'll dispose of the wig now." announced Jim and he grabbed the wig and rushed down the emergency staircase to his Andy was holding up his part of the plan perfectly.

"Where are they." yelled Dwight as he and Micheal reached Andy.

"Oooohhh." groaned Andy.

'Are you okay Andy?" asked Micheal on his knees next to Andy.

"Only remember two big dudes pain and blackness." he shivered, "So much blackness. No,no, now I see a light." and he reached his hand upwards.

"Damnit, Andy, don't do this to me!"

Then Pam appeared "Hey, out the window I saw two scary guys in the parking lot is that them?"

"I think it is!" exclaimed Dwight, "Come on let's go get them Micheal, and let's bring andy too so he can get his revenge."

" How are we supposed to bring him to the parking lot?" asked Micheal.

"We carry him."

"What? Dwight that's stupid.... actually that may just work."

So Dwight,Micheal, and Pam carried Andy down to the parking lot and when they got their Jim's car was gone but thankfully Micheal and Dwight didn't notice.

"So where are they?" asked Micheal. And then just as he said that weird noises started to fill the ait, thanks to Kelly and Creed.

"Yo,yo,yo,yippidy yi yoyo.", " I'm gangsta mon yep I am.", "Your all *#$*%* and #$*&*&% you &*$#, %*$#, and a can of soup. ( sensered out for your own good.)

"I hear them but I don't see them!" exclaimed Dwight.

"That's it!" yelled Micheal, " Run for cover!" and they picked up Andy and hurried inside there they were greeted by Toby." Oh, God not him!"

"You know Micheal you should really stop this it's not safe, and you need to sign the forms I gave you there..." out of the corner of Toby's eye he could see Jim's car pull into the parking lot.

"I don't care, Toby nobody does!"

"but you know Micheal that..." Jim got out of his car and was now heading for the emergency staircase door.

"Shut it, Toby your sickening the injured." Jim was now rushing up the stairs as fast as he could.

"Micheal you know that I-"

"That's it we're going!" and the three of them carried Andy up to the office.

"When they got there everyone was just sitting at their desk doing their work and Kelly and Creed arrived saying that they didn't find what they needed. Andy crawled back over to his desk, Pam sat down at hers, and Dwight sat down at his.

"Ewe." said Dwight sniffing, "What is that smell."

"New calone." said Jim.

"What did you pay for it two nickels?"

Jim smiled he knew that it was only a matter of time until they found out that the wig was missing.