Chapter Nine
Sam POV
I wake up to Rachel's moans. At first it sounds like crying, but I realized after a couple minutes that she's having sex. I sure hope it's with Finn. I mean, I know they are fighting... Maybe it's angry sex. That is their thing.
I shiver with the ickiness of thinking about this. I walk to Audi's room to check that she's in there and sleeping. She is out and Rachel has a noise maker so she won't wake up. I check on Chris and it's the same thing.
God, Rachel and Finn have cute kids. I'm so fucking lucky to be in their lives. I seriously can barely handle it sometimes. I stretch and get some milk, warm it up and look around the apartment for some headphones to drown out the noise.
"Harder, Finn!" Rachel screams and I think it's uncanny how loud they are. It's even funnier that they think they are getting away with being all secretive about their sex life when we have all, at some point lived with them.
After I drink my milk and find head phones, it's almost 4:30 and they have seemed to have slowed down. I relax again, get cozy on the couch and fall back asleep.
Within 15 minutes I'm up again, this time Finn is growling and groaning about something. I want to fucking kill myself. I guess this is payback for the whole Santana thing.
I close my eyes and think about Santana. I know she's not the one for me, but holy hell that was hot as hell. I try to imagine us together to block out the sounds of Rachel and Finn. I can almost hear her. She's whispering in my ear, "Come on Trouty. Fuck me like you've never fucked a woman."
I find that I'm touching myself to the thought of it. Santana on top of me, breast bouncing up and down as she goes up and down. I turn her over and fuck her silly. Her neck rolls back and she pulls my face down to her lips and...
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiinn."
Fuck. What am I doing? I turn on the TV and purse my lips in frustration. My balls are going to go blue.
I wake up to the smell of bacon a couple hours later. I fumble off the couch and into the kitchen where I see Audi, Chris and Rachel all sitting. Finn is cooking breakfast and Audi reaches out for me. I pick her up, kiss her forehead and sat on the chair next to Chris, "Hey..." I groan in a groggy state.
Audi is slapping my face, trying to wake me up.
"You look like hell." Rachel laughed.
I give her a sarcastic smile, "You guys kept me up half the night, thank you for that." I mention and she gives an apologetic look before giggling a little bit.
"Sorry about that, kinda forgot you were on the couch."
Finn pours me a cup of coffee, "You need to get a place up here."
"Quinn and Puck have a couple extra rooms..." Rachel offers.
"They are louder then you two, if you can believe."
Rachel and Finn just laugh. Finn puts a couple slices of vegan bacon on her plate and sets a plate full of regular bacon on the table. She leans into him and he kisses the top of her head and I think to myself, 'That is what I want.'
Not a hook up with Santana, not going back and forth with Mercedes. A love that will be a love no matter what happens. Someone who will take care of me no matter what I do or vice versa. People deserve that type of love.
"Sam?"
"Huh?"
"I asked if you wanted Pancakes..." Finn says again, making me feel stupid for dazing off.
"Yeah... thank you." He slips a couple on my plate before taking Audi from my arms.
He dances around the table with her, humming a tune I don't recognize and then puts her in her seat, "I love you Audi. See you tonight."
"Daddy." Is all she says while waving. Chris gets up and hugs his legs before sitting back down and eating his pancake with his fingers. Rachel doesn't scold him, which I think is weird... but I ignore it.
Rachel stands up, wraps her arms around his neck and they share a soft gentle kiss and some soft words. She giggles and lets go of him and he ends the conversation, "Not that I'm complaining, just don't think my coach would be happy..." He says loud enough for everyone to hear and she laughs and sits down.
"Bye Dad." She says and the kids say it too. I join in, jokingly.
"I'll miss you, Dad." And he rolls his eyes at me and walks out.
Rachel rolls her eyes at me too. We eat in silence for a little bit and she finally breaks it, "I'm still mad." She offers.
"Mmmhmm..." I say with a raised eyebrow.
"Shut up. I am. I just... I know it wasn't anyone's intention for it to blow up the way it did."
I nod, "You've got that right..."
"And thank you for watching the kids last night."
"Any time, Rach."
After a while we all get ready and go to the park with the kids. We meet Kurt there and Rachel and Kurt gossip for a while about everything there is to talk about. I check my phone and notice a missed call from a semi-familiar number.
"Is that... GUYS!"
Rachel and Kurt look over at me and I show them my phone, they both shake their heads at me like they don't understand.
"It's the internship..."
I had been waiting to hear back about an internship in the city for weeks. I drive back from DC every weekend to see the kids and be with my friends and it's exhausting. I need to be back in the city. With Puck and Rachel and everyone.
"Hello?"
"Sam Evans?"
"This is him."
"I need your help to destroy Finn Hudson's marriage."
Who in the hell would call Sam about THAT? I bet you can guess...
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