Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or The New Neighbor, (But I did have permission to use the story line of The New Neighbor so don't flame!)
When they returned home, Viper had a stack of cash in her hands, they all had perfect blackmail over Johan, and everyone went home with at least something they all liked, they even managed to find something Lal and Colonnello would like. Luce personally wrapped the gifts and placed them on Lal's dresser so she would see them when they walked into the room.
Luce and Fon made dinner and served it as if it was nothing. They talked about how much fun today was.
"Oh so Squalo's sister is coming to town for a while." Bel suddenly said after a while of silence.
"That's good dear." Luce said as she took a bite of her pasta. Everyone ate in remote silence until they did a double take. "Squalo has a sister?"
"Hmm? Oh yeah, they are twins, Brunilda I believe her name was." Viper said as she took a sip of her milk. "She's actually nothing like Squalo even if they are alike in every way."
"She doesn't yell at anyone." Bel smirked as he looked at them.
The Arcobaleno all stared in awe at how calm Bel and Viper were. "You know she would make a better Rain guardian then Squalo himself." Viper said as she took a bite out of her food.
"Mommy do you have a sister?" Chrome asked as she looked at Viper. The illusionist looked down at her daughter and blinked.
"Yes, I do, but she isn't in our line of work so she will never come over." Viper said without a hitch.
"Could we meet her, as well as our Grandparents?"
Luce smiled "Yes Chrome we will all see and meet our family, it will be a family reunion!" Chrome giggled.
Viper paled as did Fon, "Luce… My parents don't know about the Mafia world!" Fon shouted. Luce blinked as she looked at Fon.
"You went to Mafia school."
"My parents believed it was a private school." Fon replied.
"It's true," Reborn said.
"Well then, we will have a lot of secrets to keep, but you can't be a Mafia member without secrets." Luce only held a smile as dinner ended and everyone turned in for the night.
The next morning marked day eight, which meant that they were two days away from Lally and Colololo returning home. It didn't stop Luce from doing some snooping like she did with Colonnello and Lal, she knew something was up, and she wanted to find out what that something was.
Luce's sense were tingling that there was a huge secret in her house that she didn't know about, she doesn't like it when secrets are kept from her. They didn't call her a Mafia boss for nothing. Going to Verde's lab she stood behind him, a dark aura around her as he watched him experiment on Skull to see what the stuntman could take.
Luce didn't care what was going on with Skull at the moment; she demanded that Verde show her the camera footage he had from the past few days. Ignoring Skull they went to the computers and Verde typed some stuff in. Footage popped up and Luce watched the footage.
They skipped over all the footage of Reborn and Skull, Luce had it paused when she saw Fon half naked. "Send that footage to Viper, Lal's and my computers, now." She ordered with a glare, Verde shrugged as he did as he was ordered. They then went back to searching. They saw a video of all the kids.
They were all gathered around the living room and Mukuro laid a blueprint of both their house and the Varia house.
"All right I have the gun powder and matches at my house." Gokudera said.
"I have the duck fat." Yamamoto said with a smile.
"You would think he had the fish fat and the baseball bats." Gokudera snapped as he glared at Yamamoto.
"I have the sand TO THE EXTREME!"Ryohei shouted.
"We have the sticky string." Fran, Mukuro and Chrome all said.
"I have the glue and feathers." Hibari said with a blank look on his face.
"Hai, I have the masks!" Tsuna said with an innocent smile on his face.
"Lexi and I have the handcuffs… we found them in mom's old room in a draw… I don't want to know what she did with them."Chikusa said, Lexi only nodded as she held the handcuffs with tongs.
"I have the pancake batter byon!" Ken cheered, his tongue sticking out of his mouth.
"Thou have thy face paint Sawada-Dono!"Basil said with a smile.
"Hahi, Haru-San, and Kyoko-Chan have the candy!" Haru said with glee.
"I have the costumes, Kyoya-San."Tetsuya said as he sat in front of Hibari. Hibari only nodded.
"Good servant." Hibari replied.
"I have Romario!" Dino shouted with Glee! The older man only stood in the corner a smile on his face as he watched the kids plot something.
"Good… now what are we going to do with all of this stuff?" Tsuna asked as he looked at all of his friends.
"The same thing we try to do everyday Jyuudaime! Try to take over all of the houses!" Gokudera shouted as he punched the air.
"Gokudera lower your voice please, Aunt Luce is up stairs and she's trying to get her rest. She's still recovering from when Aria kept them awake for weeks." Chrome said as she tried to calm the older boy.
Gokudera lowered his voice as he sat down beside Tsuna. The kids spent a while making a crazy plan to get revenge on Reborn for all the stuff he has done to Dino, as well as prank the Varia in an ultimate and epic way.
"Well that is very interesting." Luce said as her and Verde both tilted their heads to the right.
"Interesting? Who the fucks were half those kids?"
"Don't know, but they were so cute!" Luce squealed!
"They broke into your house, plotting revenge on your husband, and you think they are cute?" Luce nodded. "Well okay then."
"I don't even want to know what the handcuffs were for." Luce said with a frown.
"I'll get it out of Fon later." Verde said. "Is that all Luce? I'm a very busy man."
Luce looked over at Skull who was begging for Luce to free him. She blinked and turned back to Verde, "I need to check to see what all is going on in my house." Luce snapped as she looked at the screens.
They watched as it was Phineas and Ferb time, Verde was forced into dressing up as Doofenshmirtz, while Fran was dressed as Perry the Platypus. Chrome was Isabella while Hibari and Mukuro were Phineas and Ferb. They gave no comment on that, and Ken was Carl Karl.
"You all Cosplayed… without Reborn?" Luce asked in horror. Verde frowned.
"They made me damnit!"
"That's sad."
"SHUT UP SKULL!" Both Luce and Verde shouted as they took care of this.
"It gets better." Skull said as he was stabbed with another test.
Chrome of course enjoyed the role she was playing for she had Hibari to talk to. Hibari when he said "Ferb, I know what we are going to do today!"
They spent the whole episode copying everything word for word. They didn't realize that Viper, Bel and Skull standing there watching the whole thing. "Oh man, that is priceless the great scientist Verde is reenacting a cartoon." Viper laughed as she looked at Verde.
The scientist froze as he turned to look at three adults. "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLAYTPUS!" The stared at Verde with a raised brow.
"Verde we are cutting you off." Luce said as she looked at him. Verde only nodded.
"I completely understand." Verde said with a nod.
"Moving on," Verde typed, they saw that Levi sneaked in when everyone was asleep and he… watched TV for a while, Luce and Verde exchanged looks and nodded to each other, Verde would install Levi traps, and Luce would have a word with Xanxus.
Skipping along they saw that Fon and Hibari were in the kitchen training… on how to fit in the pantry, Hibari was a fast learner.
"Remember Kyoya to wait until someone opens the door before you jump out at them… or until Lal figures out I taught you this." Fon told Hibari. The little demon only nodded as he sat in the pantry and waited. Fon smiled as he went to take care of something.
For an hour Hibari stayed in the pantry, until Skull came around. He opened the pantry and screamed like a little girl, as Hibari beat the living shit out of him.
When Skull ran to Germany Hibari went back in the pantry and copied the same action the next time the pantry opened by Bel, the prince was able to jump out of the way, but the battle was epic, blood covered the kitchen, Hibari enjoyed fighting Prince the Ripper, and prince the Ripper enjoyed fighting the Demon Skylark.
When things finally cooled down they both made sure the kitchen was clean before Luce found out. Bel looked at Hibari, "not too bad little man. I accept you marrying my little Nagi one day." Hibari nodded as he went back in the pantry.
Hibari attacked Reborn, Verde, and Viper before his true victim came. Mukuro Rokudo. When Hibari jumped out of the panty Mukuro was caught off guard and screamed like Chrome. It caused everyone to run in and see what was going on.
Kyoya Hibari had bitten Mukuro Rokudo to death.
"So that is why Hibari seemed pleased when he beat Mukuro up that one day." Luce said. Verde nodded.
"I swear Hibari would be the ultimate Security System." Verde told her. Luce nodded as the two watched what else had been going on.
The next video was on Reborn and Fon; they were looking at a scrap book, Verde decided to skip it. Luce didn't care for they saw home videos to many times. The next was a video of Fran who was wearing a Varia uniform as if he was trying it out… but what got them to watch was that he was singing and dancing… to I'm Sexy and I know it…
"Send this to Viper." Verde sent it to her.
The next person to show up was sweet Innocent Chrome. She was looking for what they believed to be her doll, but instead she sat in Reborn's seat, and was drinking his espresso and she had on Verde's lab coat. To be honest she looked to damn adorable for her own good. What got them was when boys came in and she ordered them around.
Verde's and Luce's jaws dropped as they stared at the video. "Cute," Luce said. What got them the most was when Hibari came in and the two snuggled for the rest of the day until Viper came home. "Don't you know how to get it to like after the Varia returned from Vegas?"
"This is all after the Varia returned from Vegas…"
"Oh is it really? Well that is amazing" Verde nodded.
He typed something in and the cameras went to a scene where it was only Viper and Bel who were doing something they rarely do when they are in the living room, snuggling. Luce thought it was cute, both Verde and Luce noticed that Viper was looking at her finger.
"Verde zoom in to her finger. See what she's looking at."
"Luce, it might just be a battle ring." Verde said as he zooms in.
"Sweet mother Mary, look at that Diamond!" Luce snapped, "THEY ARE MARRIED! I KNEW IT! OH THEY ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM!" Luce shouted as she ran out of the room.
Verde only shrugged, as he went back to work.
Viper sat in the Varia mansion as she sneezed and looked up at from her book."Why do I have the feeling I'm about to die?"
Squalo looked over at Viper with a blank look as he shrugged, "I don't know, maybe Luce found out about you getting married without telling her."
"Don't joke about that man, that's like saying a taboo, you don't do it!"
"Oh so we are talking about Taboo's now? Senior prom."
"SHUT UP LEVI! SQUALO AND BOSS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DID!' Bel shouted as he tackled Levi.
"VIPER, BELPHEGOR!" Luce shouted as the door flew open. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED?"
Bel and Viper looked at each other, pale faces as they looked at the door to show a pissed off Luce.
This was my favorite chapter! I had to much fun typing it! What the hell can those kids do with all the stuff they have? And why do they even have it? To be honest I don't even know o.o
We don't know what Lal did with those handcuffs... that is a scary thought though.
Then there is Hibari in the pantry... Fon what are you teaching your nephew? Well at least he got Bel's blessings right? That's good huh?
Um, Levi's a creeper! How could he sneak in like that? They need Levi traps.
my favorite was Verde and the kids cosplaying! That was perfect!
Fran! The things that boy does when he is alone huh? As well as Little Chrome, Lal will be so proud! I wonder what Viper would do if she saw that. She would be flabbergasted.
Well, I need to go before Sammy falls over laughing as she reads over my head. (I'm laying down and she's sitting next to me... over my head XD)
R&R!