"I don't wanna go!" Naruto screeches as Iruka pulls him into the car.
"No. We're going whether you want to or not!"
"This is child abuse!" Naruto screetches, he looks back at the porch, staring at Kakashi for help.
Kakashi waves goodbye to both of them," bye you two."
Iruka finally shoves Naruto into the passenger seat, he closes he car door, walks around to the driver's side and gets in. Naruto presses his face to the window, screaming out silently as the car drives away.
Naruto bangs his head against the wall.
"Naruto, stop that!" Iruka hisses.
Naruto stops, he tries to stare at the actors on stage, but he quickly becomes bored.
"Dad, I'm going to the bathroom." He whispers. Iruka nods his head in acknowledgment.
Naruto gets out of his sit, whispering excuse me's as he passes in front of others. He makes
it outside into the hallway of the royal theater; he finally breathes a sigh of relief. He digs in his pocket, looking for his cellphone, he finds, and calls Sasuke to only reach his voicemail.
"Sasuke, I love you very much. I'm being held against my will, and forced to watch horrible, boring plays. Come rescue me!" He ends the call. He walks down the hallway, but stops and quickly hides behind some stage props, as he spots two familiar females.
"Uhhn!" Sakura groans.
"Che~ can't handle it Sakura-chan?" Karin says.
"P-please, I could beat you up with a finger."
"Oh, really well it looks like all that bravado's gone now. Where's that bravado that you show everyone?"
"Let me go!"
"I'm not done with you yet." Naruto hears Karin, searching for something.
"Stop!" Sakura screeches. "Unnn...hnn…s-stop…K-K-Karin…"
Naruto blushes fiercely, he slinks away behind the props, pulling out his cellphone, he calls Sasuke again. "Umm, Sasuke you can't believe what I just heard…"
Sasuke lays his head on Naruto's lap, "so what you're saying is that you heard both Sakura and Karin having hot lesbian sex."
Naruto nods, "It's true."
Sasuke rolls his eyes," okay." He pulls out his cellphone and quickly texts someone.
"Who are you texting?"
"You'll see."
On Monday, Sakura and Karin approached Naruto. Fumes seeming to pour out of their ears.
Sakura grabs Naruto by his shirt. "You asshole!" She pulls her left arm back, prepared to punch him into the next millennia.
Naruto's eyes go wide," What'd I do?"
Karin's eyes glint, as she adjusts her glasses with her index finger. "You told Sasuke-kun that we had hot lesbian sex while we were in the royal theater!"
"Well that's what it sounded like, I mean what were you guys doing then if that wasn't the case?"
"Baka! We were both in the play last night," Sasuke screeches. "We were practicing one of the scenes from the play. Weren't you watching?"
Naruto grins sheepishly,"to be honest. I fell asleep during the first five minutes."
Sakura punches him. He flies out of her hand and into the sky, turning into nothing more than a twinkling star.
So, the latest chapter of Sounds are always misleading. I thought it was pretty funny, escpecially since Naruto actually thought someone was having "hot lesbian sex." So anyway review, tell me anyway requests you have, like a new idea for the plot of the next chapter or a couple you wanna see, that get's caught in Naruto or Iruka's super overactive imagination- they do say father like son- but anyway, hope you had fun reading this chapter. I promise since the end of the school year's coming up, I'm gonna try and upload a lot of my completed fanfics and work on one's that I've already formulated an idea for. Keep on reading!