A/N: Wow, took a while, huh? aw well, the chapter's here now, enjoy Chapter 10: The Fight And The New!
And that's what ended an awesome party. The total failure of a nerd, who thought a full on hero was a woman of royalty. Fail. But no one was laughing, they were on the verge of fear. THAT would be bad for candy people, who exploded when scared.
Zane was almost in black out mode. His eyes were glowing red gems, burning with hate. If he was in a movie, you would hear some metal music going in the background, and there would be some pre- ass kicking comment thrown in there.
"White time is it?" Zane asked. "Adventure Time?" Finn said, unsure of himself. "No," said Zane, "It's ass-kicking time." See, there's always a pre-ass kicking comment. Always.
The wall of the Ice King's main lair in his castle was blown up. When the area cleared, Ice King saw Finn, Jake, and Zane standing there, Zane he didn't recognize because of his almost black and red figure. "Yo, you know what's going to happen now, right" asked Zane. "You're going to kill me?" Ice King asked, shivering. "No, I didn't come here to kill. I came here to kick ass and get answers, and I'm all out of questions." Zane replied, cracking his knuckles and approaching the Ice King.
"Oh fl-" the frozen royal started, and was interrupted by Zane charging so fast he was invisible, and landing a kick to the old fool's stomach, making him go flying. Then, Zane hit him in mid air. Finally, the teen picked up the king by the collar and brought the donkus's face close to his own. "Now, you have my girlfriend, and I'm taking her back, your weird, pathological sociopath creep." Zane said, lifting Ice King up and tossing him across the room, leaving him barely conscious, and walking up the stairs.
He saw her, sitting on the floor, tossing this small piece of ice through the bars of her jail to a penguin who returned it. Zandra, small attention span was her middle name. Well, technically her middle name was Rose, but you know what I mean. And her last name was Journey. Zandra Rose Journey, pretty, huh?
"HEY!" he shouted, chuckling to see her startled. "LUCY! I'M HOME!" he shouted, "YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!" And with that, they both started laughing as they began to get Zandra out of that icy prison.They exited through yet another hole in a wall. The sun was in mid set, and outstanding. "Isn't it beautiful, Zane?" asked Zandra, starring on. "You are," said Zane, staring at her, in all her silhouetted beauty. That is, until he realized he was staring, after which he shook his head violently and acted like he zoned out. He failed to convince anyone, seeing as how they all laughed at him. "Yeesh" he said, feeling his face burn with embarrassment.
They rode off into the sunset, laughing or thinking about jumping off Jake's back and breaking your legs. It was fun... unless you were Zane, of course. He hated that kind of thing. Weird and complicated, THAT is what the stuff was.
Zane was lucky, though. He had an advantage. He had energy chocolate. It had the greatest form of caffeine ever. It was beastly, in a good way.
Another win for the heroes. And you know how they celebrate. They woke up the next morning, the fort and themselves totally trashed, and nobody remembered what happened. Epic. That was how Zane and Zandra liked it, though they didn't rise first. Finn did, and his hat was in need of repair again. Maybe they could replace it. Zane did know magic, after all.
Three hours had passed and Zane finally woke up. "Ugh, what happened?" "We partied or something" Finn replied, confused. Zane smiled like a drunken pervert. "Nice..." Then he saw Finn's head of hair and frowned. "Uh, Finn..." he started, till he saw the ruined hat in Finn's hand. "oh..."
"You can fix it, right?" Finn asked. "Like with magic?" "Yeah," said Zane, "But it'll look different, considering the kind of magic I'm forced to use, not blessed or anything..." Zane said, embarrassed. At least, his face was red, so, I guess he was embarrassed, or at least mad. Something along those lines, at least. Anyway, back to the story.
"Yeah, I'll help. It'll be fun" Zane said with a smirk. "Fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnah" Finn said, thinking about the time he tried getting PB to go to the movies with him. Why did he do that? He forgot about why since he decided to ask Marceline. Oh well.
A ritual was starting. Finn's hat was at the center of a circle with a star drawn in it. The star had funny symbols in it, and it looked creepy. Zane started to chant something in Latin, though Finn still understood it clearly.
"Quod amoris detrimentum. Vires ultra, ADDUCAM FASCIA!" Zane chanted. All Finn heard was "What we love has been damaged. Powers from beyond, BRING THE BANDAGE!" Then, Finn's hat glew, floated up, and healed to its original state. Then, the light darkened around the hat, and it started to look different. When it hit the ground and the light faded, IT LOOKED LIKE A WOLF'S EARS AND FUR!
"What the HEY-HEY!" Finn shouted as he picked up the hat that had new ears and color. "I said it might change, Finn," Zane started, "and we both knew this sort of thing might happen, I'm sorry that this happened though." he finished, lowering his head. "It's, it's..." Finn started while staring at his hat, which he lifted up to his face. "It's MATHEMATICAL!" he shouted, throwing the hat on. He then jumped out of the house running to Marceline's. He had to show her.
A/N: And thus, a new side of Finn's hat has revealed itself, i think... oh well. SO... its now no longer a bear hat, it's got wolf ears and shaggy fur, huh? I'm a bitch? get ur baseball bats and come and get me! I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM, BITCH! Oh, and who wants another fan character? if so, vote!
