Hey guys. The song parody is taking awhile, so I wrote this to keep you all happy! I figured since the previous TV sitcom parody was reviewed so well, another one would be fine! So here it is.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Final Fantasy, Facebook, or Rebecca Black and "Friday".

On the season premiere of Islands of Destiny...

"Welcome all...to the Destiny Islands Spelling Bee PRELIMINARIES!" shouted the hammy announcer as the very, very sparse crowd, mostly composed of self-imposing parents and reluctant siblings, applauded politely. "Our first contestant up is...Sora!"

Sora gulped as he rose from his foldable chair. Why had his mom made him sign up for this? Sure, him and Riku failed spelling class, but big deal! So what if he couldn't spell "palindrome"? He could chop through skyscrapers!

"Sora...your first word iiiissss 'ROCK!' Spell 'rock', Sora!"

Sora bit his lip and closed his eyes in prayer. How the heck did you spell that word?

Cloud gratefully accepted a cookie from his mom as he logged onto Facebook. Smiling at her youngest son, Jenova headed to the kitchen (actually, Jenova was unable to assume her role as her body parts were scattered across the planet Gaia, so her understudy Belle had to take her place. All it took was three bottles of blue dye and a bear tranquilizer to appease Beast).

After checking his notifications, Cloud went to post a new status...but something made Cloud grind to a halt.

Sephiroth had poked him.

Involuntary shudders careening throughout his body, Cloud rushed upstairs and kicked down the door of his brothers' room. "STOP TOUCHING ME!" he cried in anguish before jumping out the window.

Zack and Sephiroth stared at the hole in their window, not comprehending what just happened. Finally, Zack asked, "Was it just me, or did Cloud have a urine stain on his pants?"

Putting in earphones, Riku kicked the door to his locker shut as he walked to lunch, humming "I'll Make a Man Out of You" as he attempted to get a certain horrible song out of his head...It wasn't Friday! He checked! The mean teenage girl should stop suggesting it was and keep her autotuned mouth quiet!

Sighing, he took his seat at the lunch table and pulled his peanut butter and banana sandwich out of a brown bag. How he hated pop music...

"Hey, Riku!" Spinning to greet his friend, Riku smiled and...the smile turned into a grimace as he summoned Way to the Dawn. "Get out of my life!" he cried as he shot several Dark Auras at Rebecca Black.

Moments later, Aqua ran up to him. "Riku, what the heck?"

Riku pointed at the unconscious body at his feet. "Aqua, can't you see? It's Rebecca Black!"

Aqua crouched down to the ground to take the girl's pulse. "Riku, you idiot, this is Xion!"

Riku dropped his sandwich in horror.

Will Sora remember how to spell "rock", or will he grow up to be unemployed ? Will Cloud get over his mental disorders, or will he need to visit Mr. Vanitas again? Will Xion regain consciousness, or will Roxas no longer have someone to eat ice cream with? All will be revealed on the next episode! Tune in!

I think I'm a worse speller than Sora. It seriously took me four minutes to figure out how to spell "preliminaries", and an additional twenty seconds to spell "tranquilizer". I also just spelled twenty wrong...Thank God for spell check.

The funniest part about this is that the plot is better than the majority of high school AU plots on this website!