10 ways to drive Austria insane

Upon awakening Austria could practically see the upcoming disaster. Roderich didn't know what the problem was but he just knew that if it wasn't already there then it would definitely come and make him curse the day he was born. With extreme caution the Austrian went down for breakfast and much to his surprise it wasn't the Baltics who were coking the breakfast, it was Aleksander. He was putting something orange over some sort of pasta layer. Oh, so the bad feeling was trying to tell him that Bulgaria was about to poison them…….joy. It was with horror that he watched Aleksander put something white over it and then put the entire thing in the oven. The Bulgarian had apparently spotted Austria for he send a cheerful smile his way and greeted him:

"Good morning Roderich, I decided to make some pumpkin banitsa this morning I hope you have nothing against it."

"No, of course not."

A few minutes later Ivan came down the stairs, but upon seeing his brother he made a horrified expression and sat as far from him as he could. The answer, or should I say answers, to that phenomena came down for breakfast, barely dressed. Those answers were none other than Macedonia and America; the Macedonian male was blushing, while the American was grinning like there is no tomorrow. Roderich looked at the two other nations suspiciously and then decided to start a conversation.

"So you two are running from Belarus, too, huh?"

The Macedonian blushed like a tomato and just sat down, actually flinching when Aleksander sat next to him. Alfred just chuckled at them and sat on Macedonia's other side.

"No, we were up all night making some, um, "war treaties"."

War treaties, those three had a war and no one knew about it…strange.

"Then why does Russia look so distress?"

Aleksander smiled as wide as humanly possible.

"He saw us shagging."

At this Russia practically ran out of the room. The Bulgarian looked at his companions and scooped Macedonia in his arms.

"You know guys I'm getting horny again, let's make some more "war treaties"."

With that he went in his room caring Macedonia and Alfred soon followed with a huge grin.

Austria just looked at the staircase for a while and just shook his head, some nations never change.

There was some sort of strange melody coming from outside, it sounded like two cats trying to kill a dog with their singing, but the dog and its fleas were doing the same thing so the result was horrifying. He went outside to investigate only to see that the horrible sounds were coming from Prussia who was, apparently, trying to sing his window dead. Upon going outside thought his ears were put under even more inhuman attack and he was ready to kill Gilbert, only to make the horrible sound go away. They were pure horror, definitely something only a killer deserves to listen to. What had the window done to deserve such a cruel faith?

The horrible sounds continued and Australia felt like dying. After the first music crime was over, Prussia started another one and another one. After few minutes Roderich started running around like a maniac. Not to mention that he was screaming as well. Needles to say the three other nations weren't amused and started yelling at the imbeciles who were interrupting their "negotiation". That led to them coming out, barely dressed, and starting to try to catch the delusional Austrian, who now thought that he was a butterfly. After they were able to catch Roderich they decided to send him in an insane asylum. But, for some reason Francis came, took Bulgaria, who had grabbed Macedonia, and dashed off to France. Only for Bulgaria to punch him and tell him that the time when Francis was the Karl the Great to his Khan Krum was long gone. So the other nations returned to their activities. The next day they heard that Austria had managed to escape the asylum and they found Roderich alright, he was shagging with France and Prussia. Upon seeing the Bulgarian Francis emidiatly proposed him to join and Aleksander would have if it wasn't for his two jealous lovers who dragged him to the nearest bedroom. They had a lot of work to do before Aleksander turns from a playboy to someone that will only be with them. Unfortunately for Russia they had picked his room and he had the misfortune of walking in to see his handcuffed brother being in the middle of quite the furious notion sandwich. After that Russia got drunk, very drunk.

History notes.

During the rule of Khan Krum over Bulgaria and the rule of Karl the Great over French empire , Aleksander and Francis were neighbors and allays. They destroyed the Avar Khagan together and shared its territories.

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