A/N; let's see. I'm bored. I'm watching Ben 10: Ultimate Alien reruns. And don't make me say how bored I am. So I'm working to find more 'Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda' material. All I have to say is that it's not easy. I left more of some other episode on my other laptop thingy so let's just work with a new one.

Real Version:

Episode: 'Fame'
Scene: Ben and Gwen driving around in the airfield while Kevin's chillin' in his wicked awesome jet.

My Version:

Episode: 'Ride'
Scene: Kevin's just gonna go on and on and on and on how his car's so awesome and now his jet's so awesome. So on so forth. Because we all know how Kevin is…

"You guys are totally jealous of my jet." Kevin leaned back in his seat, badge in one hand, staring out the windshield of the aircraft at the black and green approaching car. He could faintly make out the scarlet hair of his favorite redhead in the passenger seat and his stupid brunette Tennyson driving the car. "You know it's awesomer than anything else. Except for maybe the ship that the guys with the Tipan let us borrow."

"Kevin," came the voice of Gwen, "if your ego gets any bigger, you'll overshadow Ben's. And that'll be a massive disappointment for me because I was always thinking I was dating the modest one."

Ben's car disappeared from Kevin's view. "Yeah, as if other guys were even an option," he snorted with a sigh. Sometimes he questioned what Gwen thought of him…

"Trust me. They were." The connection disappeared for a moment. The car had pulled into the cargo hold and Kevin spun his chair back to look at the two Tennysons as they got out of the car. Gwen looked at him with that cocky smile on his face and those dark twinkling eyes. He was right. Other guys were never an option for her. But she wouldn't give him the satisfaction of being right.

"But you're still jealous of my jet and of my car. Accept it." Kevin had his hands locked together behind his head and that overconfident smirk on his face.

Ben shrugged, falling into the chair on the right side of his Osmosian friend. "I'll admit the jet, but I like my car more than yours." He looked around the jet. "This place is still all green and black though."

Gwen's eyes narrowed in her cousin's direction. "Says the boy in the green and black jacket."

"It's my soccer jacket," defended Ben. "Don't criticize the team colors!"

Kevin gave Ben his questioning look and eyed the younger teen. "Dude, my jet is mostly green. It's like hardly even black. Duh. Don't start criticizing my color choices."

Gwen was already sick of this. "Can we get back to the issue at hand with the-"

"My jet is awesome and I built that beloved car of yours. So let's just suck it up and say I'm awesome," Kevin said, starting to get a bit infuriated with the fact of Ben still arguing with him. "Respect me."

"No thank you," said Ben, now smirking himself. "I'd rather laugh at your expense while I mess with your head."

"My rides are the best. I totally should've let you guys just walk everywhere while I drove everywhere. Or even worse, I could've let Ben hitch a ride with Julie on her moped while my lady rode with me because she respects me." Kevin looked over at Gwen who was rolling her eyes, giving up with him.

"No, I don't."

Kevin's smirk turned into a little pout. Gwen watched and loved his sad face. It made her smile. Even though he was sad. The redhead liked it when he was sad. He was always cuter when he was sad.

"So who wants to get back to the project at hand? You know, aliens in places with things that other people need with the stealing and the stuff that Kevin likes?" commented Ben, not wanting to hear the two bicker for the millionth time this week.

And the smirk was quickly returned. "You think I look cute when I'm sad," noted Kevin, that sarcastic gleam in his obsidian eyes.

Gwen's emerald orbs lit up. "No way! It'd be bad if I thought you looked cute when you're sad! Then I'd make you sad all the time!" She had ideas now…

"Exactly," said Kevin. "So back to work on fighting bad alien dude peoples-"

"I would never make you sad on purpose!" defended Gwen.

"How did this get from cars to making Kevin sad?" asked Ben, eyes darting between the two. "Not like I care. Just out of curiosity."

Kevin looked at the brunette Tennyson before his gaze flickered back to Gwen. "I vote we blame it on Ben."

"Agreed."

"WHAT?" yelled Ben.

Gwen sighed and turned to a computer. "So you've got some special stuff that hacks any database?" she asked her boyfriend who had turned back to the controls and was getting ready to put the jet in flight.

"Gotta love the jet," commented Kevin under his breath.

The redhead glared at her boyfriend but continued to hack NASA for the full footage of the attack of the water dude.

A/N: the whole time I was writing, I was getting distracted with watching all the other episodes. THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANOTHER EPISODE TIL OCTOBER! AHHHHH! I'M GOING TO DIIEEEE!

Don't forget to tell me whose was better: mine or MOA?

~Sky