I'm glad you guys are enjoying this and... yeah well to the review responses!
VilaDeath: Thank you for liking Soul's comment that had to be my favorite thing about the chapter!
MyTrueObsession: I'm glad your not crying in the corner!
Project Shadow: Hehe I love making him say funny stuff like that XD
8fangirl8: Just wait for the hangover ;D
Deathfairy78: They can't get disqualified, but I can embarrass them beyond belief!
Lady Island Rose: Muhahahaha you will never know... until about half way through the chapter
PooperScooper000: DON'T FALL OFF A CLIFF! And yes they shall beat them at their own game! And I'm glad you find me a good chuck norris!
Confetti108: I'm glad you and your brother find the song just as annoying as I do, and I felt like I had to do the part two because it would 'take up to much of Kim's stage time' *as you can tell I'm making her a serious bitch in this, but I don't hate on her in the manga or anime, I just needed a bad guy or girl in this case!*
Traffic9991: OH MY GOD I LOVE THE LAST BAND! I wanted to do their song 1985 instead though, that one is my favorite then high school never ends then punk rock 101, but any way I'm glad you believe I still got it!
Synk: Just you wait!
DreamsTakeWing: Just for this story though, I don't think she's a hoe in real life though just for this story!
IkutoisSmexy: I was thinking about that and I really wanted to do Bring Me To Life but someone else already used it and I that is the only song that I'm like USE IT yet NOOOO YOU CAN'T at the same time, I would love a song just like that but can't find any...
Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me
"WHAT!" Liz shrieked in disbelief. She went to open the door then removed her hand to glare at Soul.
"What... do you wanna see the songs they wrote?" He asked holding out the notebook. Liz smacked the book from his hand.
"Are you insane! Due to you Maka could be pregnant with KID'S KID!" Liz shrieked again. "I was also supposed to be the first person to learn when she lost it damn it! And how bad is it?" Liz asked looking at the door.
"Just a couple of legs showing. Blanket covers everything else." Soul said. Liz sighed.
"That could mean that she was still wearing under garments." Liz said with a sigh of relief before opening the door with a loud bang. This caused Kid and Maka to wake up, scream and tumble off the bed together. Both of them groaned before getting up rubbing their heads. Liz cheered. "YES THEY WEAR UNDERGARMENTS!" That was when Maka looked at Kid in only his boxers and Kid looked at Maka in her lacy black bra and under ware.
Maka quickly covered herself with the blanket when Kid turned away embarrassed. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I saw almost nothing!" He said over and over again.
"What the hell happened?" Liz asked looking at Maka.
"I don't know!" Maka said holding her head. "I am never getting drunk again! First this terrible head ache and now I can't remember anything after the third drink!" She slammed her head against the bed multiple times muttering stupid Maka under her breath.
"KID!" Liz screamed and Kid backed away to the wall shaking his head back and forth.
"Damn it I don't remember anything Liz!" He said. Liz stopped in her tracks sighing she turned back to Maka and helped her up.
"Come on, let's get you dressed then I can tell you what we'll do from here." Liz said simply covering Maka up with the blanket she walked out of the room. Soul glared at Kid for a second then shut the door behind Liz and Maka.
"Damn it you had her right there why didn't you go farther!" Soul asked enraged.
"What, why would I do that?" Kid asked. Soul shrugged.
"She is pretty damn sexy." He said with a sigh. "Anyhow get ready for today and great songs." Kid looked at Soul shocked as he walked out of the door. Kid sat there for a second shaking his head.
"What happened last night and what's wrong with Soul? I would never take advantage of a girl... yet." Kid looked down at his boxers before he sighed and went to get dressed. He walked out in his usual suit when he saw a lamp being thrown at his head. He ducked in time to see Maka and Liz fighting. He was scared out of his mind when he saw them actually fight with flips and punches and kicks and not the usual clawing.
"HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT!" Maka asked throwing a punch at Liz who dodged. Liz then grabbed Maka by the waist and held her to her so she couldn't squirm.
"IT'S THE ONLY WAY!" Liz screamed.
"SO SHE'LL RAPE US ALL!" Maka replied getting out of Liz's grip with a huff.
"I DON'T THINK ANY GIRL WILL HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST A GOD-" Blackstar was shut up when a book was thrown at his face with extreme power.
"Shut up we're dealing with a crisis here!" Maka said. Kid coughed to get everyone's attention.
"What's going on?" He asked. Maka groaned as she sat in a chair.
"Maka's father has a friend that worked at bars that he went to. Maka actually grew really close to this friend because she would always bring home her father. She lives just a couple of miles away from the hotel and nows how to deal with the 'I have no idea what happened last night' crisis. She's making her special blend that's supposed to revive your memories." Liz said.
"Why is this bad?" Kid asked after a second of silence. Liz was about to open her mouth to speak when she heard a splatter noise come from the front of the room.
"MAKA!~" A feminine voice said from the front of the room. Out came a woman with purple hair and golden eyes. Kid's eyes bulged as she had to be wearing the tiniest dress he had ever seen in his life. He turned his head because he did not want to seem like he was a pervert by staring at her. Maka sighed with slight annoyance.
"Hello Auntie Blair!" Maka said with a smile, obviously fake. Blair did not notice as she hugged Maka or to what Kid believed looked more like shoving Maka's face into her breasts. Kid shivered hoping this would not be his fate.
"Oh my Lord Death I haven't seen you in forever and look!" Blair said grabbing Maka's chest to the disbelief of all of the guys around them, the girls seemed completely unfazed by what was happening. "You are at LEAST a B now maybe a C, I'm so proud you're growing up, drinking and on the verge of having sex!" Blair squealed then looked around the room. "So who was it?" Blair asked Maka sighed.
"I was writing a song and I got drunk to let the words flow more freely and I can't really remember anything from last night. I woke up this morning in my bra and under ware sleeping next to Kid who was in his boxers." Blair humphed disappointed.
"And I hoped you were going to need my extra rubbers." Blair said annoyed. "Oh well, which one of you is Kid?" Blair asked the boys. In unison everyone pointed to Kid. Blair walked up to him slowly circling him like a predator would do to prey.
"Hello, I am Death the Kid, but please call me Kid. I am very sorry for whatever I might have done to Ma- AH!" Kid screamed when Blair squeezed his butt.
"He has a sexy ass, I approve!" Blair said with a thumbs up.(*1*) Maka blushed as bright red as Kid as everyone began to laugh.
"Blair..." Maka said threateningly holding up a book. Blair sighed as she pounced onto the bed and stretched.
"Fine, fine, but it won't stop me from being me. Alright sexy let's get that drink brewing!" Blair said to no one in particular. She hoped off the bed and into the kitchen where she took out multiple ingredients from her bag and began to mix them. She started to hum a song which caused all the girls to laugh.
"You still sing that?" Maka asked shocked.
"Of course, it just fits so well!" Blair said winking seductively and bumping Maka's hips. Soul raised an eyebrow.
"When Maka was young she created a song for me, her and Liz saying it would be our theme song." Blair said. She was about to open her mouth to sing when Maka quickly shot out her hand to cover it.
"Don't you dare!"
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy. Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty. When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy. Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me." Liz sang soon to be joined in by Blair and surprisingly Maka as they sang the chorus again only singing their parts.
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy!" Maka sang.
"Just like all of my thoughts always get a bit naughty!" Blair sang.
"When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy!" Liz sang.
"Can't change the way I am!" They all sang in unison.
"Sexy!" Maka said.
"Naughty!" Blair said.
"Bitchy!" Liz said.
"ME!" They all said the last part striking a pose. The girls clapped while the guys stood there in shock.
"When did you write this?" Soul asked.
"I was I think 13... it has a whole other verse and such, but I'm not in the mood as to sharing my dirty as heck song with you people. Blair mixture almost done?" Maka asked blushing bright red as she turned to Blair.
"Give it 10 minutes and WHY CAN'T YOU SING IT! I REMEMBER IT STILL! LOOK!" Blair held up her iPod and Maka looked at it with a blush.
"W-wh-wha-what's o-on th-the i-i-iPod, I d-don't know i-if I c-can handle the s-silence." Chrona said after a minute of everyone staring at Blair's iPod.
"CHRONA SPOKE!" Patty cheered before hugging him almost to death.
"Oh, Chrona Blair's been stalking our music and she even has Maka's minor child songs on her iPod like The Only Exception, My Immortal, Arms, The Lonely and Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me." Liz said seriously.
"Damn what happened to you guys last night?" Soul asked from the couch. "I just got to Maka's song and the first line is literally 'this is more than the typical kind of thing, felt the jones in my bones when you were touching me, oh oh, didn't want to take it slow." Soul looked up smiling at Kid. "Looks like you did some crazy shit in there man."
Blackstar burst out laughing slapping Kid in the back a couple of times. "I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET LAID, I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE GAY!" Maka blushed a bright read before grabbing a thick book.
"Makaaaaaa~ CHOP!" She screamed slamming the book down on Blackstar's head causing a sickening crack. The group went on with their lives as if nothing happened.
"Three more minutes!" Blair called from the kitchen. She came out then only wearing a towel. "I can take a three minute bath... anyone want to join me?" She asked letting the towel drop. Kid looked away, Chrona talked about how she could not handle it, Blackstar was still out cold, Soul had a major nosebleed and the girls acted like nothing ever happened.
"Blair put some clothes on." Maka said slightly aggravated. Blair sighed and went to put her clothes back on. She came out with two foaming drinks.
Maka and Kid both scrunched their noses at the smell of the drink. Blair handed each of them one before bowing comically. "Drink up nya~!" She said winking at them.
Kid looked over to Maka who looked back at Kid. Maka sighed clanking her glass against Kid's. "Bottoms up."
Kid smiled back a Maka shyly and unconfidently as he eyed the drink. "Yeah, bottoms up..." He said slowly raising the cup to his mouth.
"Oh Lord Death!" Liz said pushing both cups all the way up so they were forced to drink it. After the cups were empty Liz removed them from their mouths causing them to cough and gag slightly. "Here, when will we know what happened?" Liz asked angrily.
"Give it an hour, they should get a head ache then everything should rush back to them." Blair said grabbing the glasses.
"What is that?" Kid asked annoyed.
"You don't want to know. All you need to know is that it works." Blair said shrugging her shoulders. Kid sat on the couch rubbing his head slightly.
"It doesn't help with the hang over... right?" He asked looking at Maka who seemed unfazed.
"Actually..."
"Maka has the best beer gut possible! I swear I get so jealous she has like never had a hang over. Ever." Blair said resting her arm over Maka's shoulder. "Her father was always a drunk so he spent time at bars, where I worked, that's how Maka and I meet. She came to pick up her father saying that she didn't get how he passed out and I said getting drunk was very easy so we ended up in a drinking contest, which at the time I won. But she made it pretty far I was impressed. From there on we had this mutual thing going on and I became the mother she never had!"
"Really?" Kid and Blackstar asked in unison. Soul was still intently reading the lyrics for the songs they were going to sing. Maka nodded. She was about to speak when Blair turned her around to face her.
"I actually haven't gotten to look at you since I came here... Damn you've grown and oh my Lord Death are those B's!" Blair asked gropping her chest. All the boys, minus Chrona, now had nosebleeds. Maka and the girls shrugged it off.
"Yea, I'm getting to your size soon!" Maka said not making a move to remove Blair's hands for she knew it would be useless.
"AND DAT ASS(*1*)!" Blair said smacking Maka's butt. "You have grown sooooooo much!" Blair said hugging Maka.
"Thanks Blair, now will someone get a mop and clean the blood off the floor?"
After reuniting with Blair she left saying she had some business to take care of. Everyone saw her off, but at that moment was when Maka and Kid got major headaches. They both grabbed their head and groaned in unison. "Witness the magic of Blair!" Liz said pointing at Kid and Maka who stopped groaning and opened their eyes wide to look at each other and burst out laughing.
"Is that supposed to happen?" Soul asked Liz who just smiled.
"Usually they scream stuff like, 'SHIT WE FORGOT TO USE A CONDOM!' but in this case I believe nothing sexual happened... sadly." Liz said with a slight frown on her face.
"Noope, I still have my virginity... in some places." Maka said to Liz making Kid blush. Liz then grabbed Maka fiercely by the shoulders.
"Bitch tell me what happened!" Liz said. Maka looked to Kid who was suddenly next to her with a protective arm around her waist.
"Should we tease them?" Maka asked. Kid smiled down at her and nodded.
"Wait... YOU NOT GOING TO FUCKING TELL ME!" Liz screamed. Everyone started to complain so Maka just grabbed Kid and left into the next room locking the door.
"I can't believe we tested each other in books and when we got a punishment wrong we had to take off an article of clothing." Kid said with a laugh. Maka sheepishly rubbed the back of her neck.
"Yeah sorry for suggesting that." She said blushing. Kid turned and smiled at her.
"Hey, if you never suggested it I would never have had the luxury of kissing you now would I?" He asked kissing each of her cheeks. Maka smiled.
"Maybe we should do this more often?"
Last Night After the Book Testing.
"This is getting soooooooooooo boring! I mean I don't want to fuck you, but I do like the abs you got there." Maka said drunkily pointing at Kid's chest. Kid laughed as he fell back onto the bed lying down next to Maka.
"Well these things ain't just for show!" He said. "And you my friend do not have what Soul says are 'tiny-tits'. He said poking her bra. Maka laughed and rolled on the bed messing up the sheets a little. Kid then got up and went to the other side of the bed and messed up the sheets a little. Maka raised an eyebrow.
"The bed would be uneven!" He said annoyed. Maka smiled and ruffled the sheets more. Kid glared at her as he did the same. Maka continued to ruffle the sheets more until they both became tangled in the mess of sheets. Maka laughed with Kid. "At least the bedding is messed up symmetrically!" He said happily.
"But you aren't!" Maka said poking his nose.
"Why?" Kid asked half falling asleep. Maka then kissed the corner of his mouth.
"Because I didn't kiss you in the exact center of your mouth!" Kid blushed bright red and attacked her face. Maka then began to kiss Kid back. Soon they had messed up the bed enough to be in the position that they did when they woke up. They fell asleep the moment they broke from the kiss.
1) I got that from a photo on deviantart so here is the link!
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JUST REMOVE THE SPACES!