PHOENIX VS RIUCHE
CHAPTER 10
BY BARRYLAWN
"aaah meg keeth" said the old man open the door looking at phenix and ryu
"uhhhh who" siad phoenix
the old man look at maya and mayoi blankly "uh meg who ar these guys"
so phoenix and ryu went into the place
"nice parrot" said ryu
"hello meg" said polly parrot
"wow he knows who i am" said ryu
"kek yeh dont yu remebber i tell polly anything dats important"
"wow" said phoenix "whats your name"
"poly polly"
"ok" siad ryu "whats the safe combination" he pointed at the safe
"1228 1228"
"dammit ryu were not steling him" said phoenix
"awww"
polly turn to old guyy
"god morning"
old man nodded twice because wird
"hey dad" said phoenix "do yu know about the incident in middle of lake?"
old man hummd suspicious
"dad tell us!" shouted ryu
suddenly bubble came out of old guys nose and he slept
"ugh dammit" said phenix "DAAAAAAAAD!"
old guy woek up
"uh oh sorry keith"
"morning dad" siad polly
"uh ok so there was a loud bang i heard yesterday and then i herd another one it was scary shit" said old man "but that wasnt the most thing because i saw a guy pass my window"
"who was it"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" he blew a bubble and went to sleep
"(you fucking asshole!)" shouted ryu in his head
"ALRIGHT then" said phoenix "since he tells her evrything important... hey polly are we forgetting smething?"
"uhhh thats a weird way of phrasing t" siad phoenix
"dont forget dl6 dont forget dlc! swuak!"
"WHAT?" shouted them
"DONT FORGET DL6 DONT FORGET DLC6" shouted polly
they left slowly and joined the mayas
"howd it go keith" asked maya
"that parrot knows about dl6 we gotta find out why" said phoenix
"woah ok"
so phoenix and ryu and maya mayoi went to please department and saw karma get into car(ma) like a guy wit one leg it looked wierd
they went in the crminal affairs and met kaizo there
"hey pal" said kaizo "so we found out hammond got the killer of mitsurgis father not guilty so we hav a motive so hes still suspected"
"uh ok but can i see dl6 documents"
"WHAT YOU SUSPECT MISURGI"
"NO i just want to prove someone else guilt wit it"
"oh ok"
kaizo left through door
kaizo masterbated to the blue badger
kaizo came back
"uhhhhh wierd karma took all the evidence back to his office"
"WHAAAT" shotued phoenix
"but we do have some paperwork for it but if i give it to you" kaizo tower over phoenix "YOU MUST WIN THE TRIAL OR I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUUU!"
everyone stared at kaizo
and they got back to work
COURT
"courts in session" said udgey
phoenix ryu maya and mayoi were at defendse bench karuma and edgey were at defense bench and old man was at witness stand
"i call witness to stadn" said edgey and the old guy left and came back to the stand and he was asleep with big bubble coming out of nose
"dats disgustng" said karuma "imperfect fool"
the guy broke his bubble
"name and occupation" said edgey
"uhhh i run a noodle shop and i rent boats" said old
"na-"
"good enough testify" sad karuma
"BUT" said udgey "wat about his name"
"hes got amnesia he cant remember it" said karma
"but whys hes testifying" asked udgey
"IT WAS TWO DAYS AGO HES FINE" shouted karma
"AAAGH OK" siad udgey
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"it was midnight after 24th of december"
"i herd gunshot from outside"
"HOLD IT" shouted phoenix "but wen i asked yesterday yu ernt sure"
"yeh but prosecutor karuma reminded me"
"IGIARI" shouted ryu "karma you manipulated him!"
"OBJECTION" shouted edgeworth "how dare yu ryu KARUMA IS MY MASTER I WONT LET YOU HURT HIM!"
"woh ok" said edgey
"i saw a boat outside on lake"
"and then i heard another bang"
"then after a guy passed my window"
"MATTA" shouted ryu "who was in boat"
"uhh meg why are you actng like a lawyer?"
"JUST ANSWER"
"it was mitsurgi hes the one who passed me" he pointed at mitsurgi
"WHAT" shouted phoenixs
"EEEEEEH" squeeled mayoi
"are yu certain" asked karuma
"yeah... it was HIIIIIIM" suddenly old man passed out for no reason
"wow rip old man" said phoenix
karma hit the desk
AND A HURRICANE CAME OUT LAUNCHING PHOENIX TO THE WALL
"JUDGE! VERDICT! NOW"
"ok" said udgey "i declare mitsurgi GUILTY"
"NOOOOOOOO" shouted ryu
and then cavemen drew paintings of an insane phoenix and a monster karuma
"MAAATTTAAA A DAMN SECOND!" SHOUTED somone
AND THEN YAHARI JUMPED OUT OF THE GALLERY LIKE MARIO
AND THEN YAHARI JUMPED OUT OF THE GALLERY LIKE LUIGI
AND THEN YAHARI JUMPED OUT OF THE GALLERY LIKE WAAAHAHAHAHARIO
"uhh whos that again" asked phoenix
"thats japan larry" said ryu
"JUDGE" shouted karuma "youve declared verdict throw this dumbass out NOW"
"NO" shouted yahari "because i am a WITNESS"
"WHAT" shouted udgey "but you mustve herd the same thing"
"nope because the old guy was wrong"
"ok den i remove verdict" said udgey
"DAMMIT" shouted karuma "well nvm ill still kill the surgi"
"testify idiot" said udgey
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"i was out on a boat that night looking for steel samurai"
"HOLD IT" shouted udgey "THE STEEL SAMURAI?"
yahari continued
"after i herd it i returned and heard a BAAAAAAAANG!"
"i didnt see a boat thouh"
"hmmmm ok" said ryu "when did you hear the gun"
"around midnight"
"lmao this is the same as other testimony" said karuma
"HEY SHUT UP OLD FU-AAAAAGH" yahari screeam as karma snap finger and WIND FLEW AT YAHARI
"uhhh yahira" said mayoi "yu only herd one shot right"
"yeah"
"bah" said karuma "idiot" he snapped his fingers and explosion happen at larrys face
"heeeeeey yahari" said ryu "why dont ya tell us why"
"HEY WHY YU TALKIN TO ME LIKE THAT" shouted yahari "im a GEST OF HONOR!"
"uguugugugughhghhh" moaned phoenix "ARE YOU SURE?"
"nope"
"WHAT" shouted everyone
"yeah i was listening to radio and it was like la la la la la laaaaaaa"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" screamed ryu
"yak yak yak heyits almost christmas yak yak yak BAAAANG" shouted yahari
"IGIARI" shouted ryu
"what" asked yahari
"yahari repeat those words!"
"its almost christmas yak ya-"
"THERE! were those before the shot" asked ryu
"yeah"
"THIS MEANS" shouted phoenix pushing ryu away "that this gunshot was heard BEFORE THE ONE LOTTA HEARD!"
"NO" shouted karuma "HES MISTAKEN!
"no" said phoenix "because OOSAS FIRST PHOTO PROVES IT WAS DEFINTLY TAKEN!"
"ummm" said udgey "so now what"
"uhhh no idea" said phoenix
"BUT I DO" ryu stood up and punched phoenix in the face "uf yud let me finish!"
"wait what" shouted edgeworth
"thats right ive solved this case. MITSURGI WAS FRAMED!"
"no shit your the defense" said edgeworth
the lake appeared on screen
"10 minutes b4 midnite sumone shot a gun which was when victim really deid! wen they were on the boat the killer shot at somwhere and jumped into the lake so peeple wud think edgey did it!"
"but who was the murderer" asked karuma "if yu dont know dat then yu hav no case"
"i dont know" said ryu
"HA!" laughed karuma "as i thought"
"IGIAR" shotued ryu "thats because YOU DIDNT MAKE HIM SAY IT!
"WHAAAT" shouted edgey
"HE IS"
"YOU HONOR" shouted bailiff "the guy who owns boat shop is gone"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted ryu
"oh well then" said udgey "better go look for him. courts adjourned"
GAVEL
"DAMMIT" shouted ryu "i almost had him!"
TO BE CONTINUED
"next chapter" siad phoenix "i need to rely on a witness who is..."
a picture of the parrot in the courtroom appeared
"not teling"