Wow, it has been a long time. Sorry to anyone who actually reads this stuff. Final exams have really been kickin' me. Hopefully I can update more frequently now they're over.


Inappropriate Times to Shout: "Hold It!"

When helping a friend: "Help me carry this box!" "HOLD IT!"

On a game show: "You have 20 seconds to answer!" "HOLD IT!"

While baking a pie: "Take it out of the oven! For the love of god, take it out!" "HOLD IT!"

When brandishing a flaming torch: "HOLD IT!"

While performing surgery: "We have to get another pack of blood, stat!" "HOLD IT!"

While performing surgery: "Where should I put this liver?" "HOLD IT!"

When playing poker: "HOLD IT!" "…I fold."

When calling tech support: "I'll transfer your call." "HOLD IT!"

During a fire emergency: "I'll pull the fire alarm!" "HOLD IT!"

During a medical emergency: "I'll call 911!" "HOLD IT!"

When someone informs you of something embarrassing (if you are male): "Um, you got a, um…" "HOLD IT!"