I am sooooooooo sorry for how long it's been since I updated. I have been so busy it's not even funny. Two words; homework sucks. Anyhoo enough of my complaining. On with the show!!!

(ihatemysons and vampdoc are line)

Vampdoc: honey. Don't u think it's time 2 change ur screen name

Ihatemysons: no

Vampdoc: but

Ihatemysons: I said no

Vampdoc: ok then

(2sexy4myshirt signed on)

2sexy4myshirt: yo parents!!!

(ihatemysons has signed off)

2sexy4myshirt: shes still mad about the vase?

Vampdoc: yep

2sexy4myshirt: god. It was weeks ago + she already kicked our butts 2 china

Vampdoc: it was her mothers vase. Also she can hold a grudge. I find it sexy

2sexy4myshirt: ew. tmi, carlisle, tmi

2sexy4myshirt: well then I'll just hold a grudge against her then

Vampdoc: ur kidding rite

2sexy4myshirt: nooooooo

Vampdoc: rember the time u tried to hold a grudge against edward for calling rose fat and getting her mad

2sexy4myshirt: yess

Vampdoc: then u wound up making up 5 min. l8r cause wanted to go hunting with him

2sexy4myshirt: wat?? He was the only one to go with

Vampdoc: my point is that the second u need something from her u'll give the grudge up

2sexy4myshirt: that's so not tru

2sexy4myshirt: I hate u

2sexy4myshirt: im running away

Vampdoc: u go rite ahead

2sexy4myshirt: u don't love me??

vampdoc: no emmet. I've only put up with u all these years for roses sake

2sexy4myshirt: what?!?! *runs away crying*

(2sexy4myshirt has signed off)

Vampdoc: he really does not take sarcasam well