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Normal POV

Konan paused for a moment, and then saw the stoves. She dragged Hidan, who was still carrying Shannon, over to them. She pointed to a rather large blue stove and smiled.

"What do you think of this one?" Konan asked. Hidan made a disgusted face and shook his head no.

"Hell no bitch, how about this one?" Hidan asked pointing to a gray one. This time Konan made a disgusted face and shook her head no. Hidan frowned and gently sat Shannon down on the floor, then proceeded to argue with Konan. Shannon walked around the area with the stoves, looking at each one. She noticed a stove that was by itself in a dark corner. It was black and absolutely perfect, plus it was on sale so Kakuzu wouldn't have a heart attack! Shannon ran over to Hidan and Konan, who were still bickering. She tugged on Hidan's pant leg, and then Konan's, but neither paid any attention. She sighed and ran off to find Deidara.

"Shannon un!" Deidara exclaimed when she found him. "What are you doing all alone and where did you, Konan, and Hidan go un?" Deidara asked.

"We went to look for stoves…I found one and it's on sale-"

"On sale? A stove? Where?" Kakuzu asked appearing out of nowhere, scaring Shannon.

"Nice job Kakuzu, just give the baby a heart attack why don't you?" Kisame asked walking up with Tobi, Sasori, Itachi, Zetsu, and Pein. Zetsu picked her up and gently cradled her.

"Did mean old Kakuzu scare you baby?" Zetsu asked.

"Kuzu isn't mean cause he didn't mean to scare me," Shannon said quietly holding her arms out to him. Kakuzu pulled her into his arms and sighed.

"I…am sorry. I didn't mean to scare you," Kakuzu apologized balancing Shannon on his hip.

"It's okay," Shannon said. He put her down on the floor and she went over to Deidara. "Wanna come see the stove?" she asked.

"Yeah un," Deidara said. Everyone followed her, stopping when they saw Konan trying to strangle Hidan.

"Konan, let Hidan go," Pein said sternly. Konan sighed, but reluctantly let him go.

"Shannon found a stove she wants to show us and it's on sale," Kakuzu said. They followed Shannon to the stove, and smiled.

"It's perfect!" Konan exclaimed.

"Fuck yeah! Is my baby bitch smart or what?" Hidan asked proudly. They got the stove, a black oven, some counters, a blender, a toaster, a microwave, a fridge, a sink, some cabinets, etc. Let's just say Kakuzu ended up unconscious when he saw the price of everything. They managed to get everything home (including Kakuzu's unconscious body). Once Kakuzu woke up they started setting up the kitchen. Konan ordered them around, telling them where everything should go while she held Shannon.

"Fuck this, I'm taking a break," Hidan growled. As he passed Konan he grabbed Shannon and ran to his room. He smiled at the giggling child and laid down on the floor. He then laid her on his chest and smiled. "You're so small, I still can't get over that."

"Of course she's small, she's just a toddler," Sasori said strolling into Hidan's room closing the door behind him. Hidan lifted Shannon up while laying on the floor, sat up, and plopped her onto his lap.

"What the fuck are you doing in here wood ass?" Hidan asked Sasori.

"I decided to spend some time with my favorite Jashinist and my favorite little girl," Sasori said.

"You're my favorite fucking puppet," Hidan said smirking.

"Gee thanks," Sasori said dully. Shannon giggled at their conversation. Sasori and Hidan both smiled at her. "I think you need a nap, you've had a long day."

"No!" Shannon squealed and dived under Hidan's bed. Hidan reached under his bed and pulled her out quickly, then scooped her into his arms. "I don't wanna take a nap!"

"You've fucking got to," Hidan said. Shannon pouted and crossed her arms over her chest.

"No."

"Fuck yes."

"No."

"Fuck yes."

"No."

"Fuck yes."

"Fuck no."

"Did you just fucking cuss?"

"Yes."

"Don't do that."

"Okay Sori."

"Hey! I was gonna fucking say that!"

"You were to slow."

"Fuck it."

"No."

"Fuck yes," Hidan said. He sat Shannon on his bed and looked down at her. He took a step back and tripped over Sasori's foot. "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" he screamed at Sasori. When Hidan yelled that Tobi had been passing the room so he froze, knowing Shannon was in there.

"HIDAN-SAN IS GOING TO KILL SHANNON-CHAN! KONAN-CHAN!" Tobi screamed.

"HE'S GOING TO WHAT?"

"FUCK, I'M DEAD!"

"No…?" Shannon said a little confused. She looked up at Sasori and held her arms out to him when Konan busted down the door and attacked Hidan. Sasori snatched Shannon up into his arms and ran like hell to the living room.

"Sasori Danna un? Is everything okay yeah?" Deidara asked when Sasori skidded into the living room holding Shannon to his chest protectively.

"Yeah, Konan is just attacking Hidan," Sasori said nonchalantly.

"Oh, so the usual," Kisame said. Sasori took a seat near Deidara and put Shannon on his lap.

"You still need a nap," Sasori sighed.

"No, I don't wanna take a nap Sori!" Shannon whined. Kisame and Deidara started to laugh while the others just smiled or stared.

"Just let the kid stay up," Kisame said giving Sasori a toothy grin. Sasori sighed and looked at the small girl who was currently playing with Deidara's non-explosive clay bird. Awhile later Shannon left and got a bath. She got in her pajamas then came back out to the living room, where Deidara put her on his lap again. After a few minutes Itachi decided to point an important fact out.

"Do you all realize it's 9 o'clock at night?" Itachi asked.

"Well it's time for her to go to bed. C'mon squirt-where is she!" Kisame exclaimed. Shannon wasn't on Deidara's lap anymore, she wasn't even in the room.

"You friendly bastard! Did you put her to bed? No! How would I do it without you noticing? I've got no idea, you friendly bastards just have a way of doing things like that. You're so mean to me…" Zetsu said. Deidara sweat dropped while the others slowly backed out of the room. Kisame snuck back in and dragged Deidara out, just to make sure he didn't get in the middle of the bi-polar, carnivorous. plant man's fight with himself. Meanwhile Konan had exited Hidan's room and Shannon ran in unseen by Konan.

"Hi-kun! Are you okay?" Shannon asked hurrying to his side.

"That bitch! Who the fuck does she think she is-"

"SHANNON! MY BABY! Did he try to kill you again?" Konan asked rushing in with the rest of the Akatsuki.

"He didn't try to kill me in the first place," Shannon said climbing into Hidan's lap.

"Fucking told you!" Hidan said in a childish voice.

"So technically you kicked Hidan's ass for no reason? Isn't that a little mean Konan? I think you should apologize. I think she should have to have him fuck her in front of the entire Akatsuki. Zetsu! What? It would be hot seeing Konan get fucked! You know…I wouldn't mind fucking her with everyone watching. Zetsu!" Zetsu said.

"My virgin ears!" Shannon cried and ran out of the room.

"Zetsu! You can't speak like that in front of a three year old!" Pein snapped. He rushed out of the room after her. "Baby, come out! Where are you hiding?" Pein called. He finally found her under the couch. He reached under and pulled her out.

"I-is Zetsu gonna hurt Konan?" Shannon sniffled. Pein cradled Shannon in his arms and kissed her forehead.

"No, we're all family, we don't hurt one another," Pein soothed and gently sat Shannon on the floor. Suddenly Tobi came running through the room with Deidara chasing him, trying to blow him little Shannon burst into tears and ran out of the room. Kakuzu caught her and snatched her up into his arms. She buried her little face in his chest. Sobs shook her whole body and the others all rushed into the hall, where Kakuzu was standing.

"What's wrong with Shannon un?" Deidara asked in a worried tone. Everyone stared worriedly, wondering what made their little baby cry.

"I told her that we were a family and that no one would hurt each other, then Deidara came running through trying to kill Tobi so she started crying," Pein said. Kakuzu gently rubbed soothing circles on the crying girls back while rocking her back and forth.

"Hey baby, it's fucking okay. They always fucking do that. Why are you crying?" Hidan asked placing a hand on her head.

"I bet she's just tired," Itachi commented.

"Tobi agrees," Tobi…agreed? Kakuzu nodded and carried Shannon to her room. He pulled her covers down and gently placed her on the bed. He tucked her in and frowned when she continued crying. Everyone crowed around her trying to get her to hush until Hidan finally pushed them away.

"I know what to fucking do," Hidan said. He slipped under the covers with Shannon, wrapped her up in his arms, and pulled her close to his chest. Her crying stopped rather quickly and she fell asleep, much to the other members amazement.

"You are magic," Konan said staring wide-eyed at the Jashinist.

"No, I just fucking love her so she fucking loves me. Now get the hell out before you guys wake her up," Hidan demanded. Everyone said goodnight and filed out of the room. "You're so cute when you sleep," Hidan commented to the sleeping child who was cuddled up against him. "Goodnight, I love you."

I know, I know, OOC. I don't really care, I like them how I write them. Shannon is making them all soft!