Like, OMIGOSH I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN SO LONG, like, since March, and that was months ago. I'M sorry if this a bad chap, I just thought u guys deserved an update. And also, I mean no offense to gays, lesbians, and bisexual people.

DISCLAIMER-Really? I'm not that rich, albeit what my friends say.

Stella's POV

"Jesus? Is that you? I have waited so long to come to Heaven. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!" I muttered as I opened my eyes and was faced with all...brown? Last time I checked, Heaven was supposed to be all white. "Wait, this isn't Heaven!"

"I have been called many things, including the devil and even Valtor, but never Jesus, Stella-Bear. I am truly honored. And, honey, this is definitely not Heaven" The mysterious man walked in front of me, making a dark contrast in compare to the all white surroundings the 'room.'

"You! How dare you-! Ow,shoot, hangover, hangover." I groaned, as I tried to touch my forehead, finding that my hands were confined to the wall by rusty looking chains. I looked down and discovered that my legs were chained too.

"Aww, poor baby. Want some Advil? Here." The man said, holding out 2 pills and a bottle of water.

I tried to grab at them with my hands, even though they were chained. I had no success, so I thought, Hey, if I use my mouth, I can grab the pills and swallow them all in one setting. Killing two birds with one stone. Genius alert, genius alert! So I tried to grab them with my mouth, and would have succeeded if the man hadn't pulled back his hand.

"No, no, we mustn't have that, now can we?" He stated, clicking his tongue in disapproval. I scowled at him. "Though, if you will just make a deal, you can have these little pills and that bottle." He gave me a smile full of mysteriousness, and evil, motioning to the latter.

"Um, I may be stupid, but not as stupid as you. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. That's an insult to stupidness, because, compared to the stupidness,your the stupidest person times infinity! Oh, and if you haven't figured it out by now, I'm not taking this so called 'deal'," I started to laugh, wincing when he slapped me.

"Oh, dear, you shouldn't have done that. I thought you learned your lesson the last time! Besides, you wouldn't want anything to happen poor Sunny, would you?"

"What have you done with my baby!" I yelled at him, struggling to break free. Curse these chains! God, I really need to stop drinking!

"Oh, ya know, the usual routine. Take her from school, give her snack, hit her a few times, and finally..." He opened his arms wide as if presenting something important.

"Chained to the wall for the auction thats soon to come!" And he lipped on the invisible light switch, showing me my precious ball of sunshine, chained to the wall, and unconscious.

"What?! You poop face! You're lucky I don't curse around children, imbecile! Oh, when I get out of these chains, I'm gonna whoop your butt! Your gonna be sorry you were even considered being made!" And with that, I busted the chains with my fierce yelling, and pent up anger, hurtling myself toward Charlie, Valtor's twin brother.

Charlie's POV

Crud.

I. Am. Officially. In. A. Pile. Of Poop. And, trust me, I know what that feels like and it ain't pretty!

We-ell, not as pretty as me. I hope Brandon falls into this trap, and follows the clues I gave him, because I really want him to notice me! Ugh, even when I put on my cutest clothes...He never even gives me a second glance, heck, I don't even know where the first one went!

And, yes, I'm gay. G-A-Y. You know, gay. Not like One Direction fake gay, like, One Direction gay-gay. G. A. Y. Put together. In one word. Get over it you gay haters, couse us gaybies our TAKING OVER THIS JOINT (don't worry, we didn't forget about you, ladies!). Us LESBIES AND GAYBIES ARE TAKING OVER THIS JOINT! Whatever you Bibies! You like both kind of people, so forget you, you don't count, because that's the same as being straight! So sue me, I'm begging you too!

Wait, nevermind, don't sue me, I'm broke so...yeah!

...

Besides, it's not like that would've actually happened, babe(you know, sueing me and stuff?), 'cause I bet my buckners your way to cute for all that un-cute law and stuff! I'm a rule breaker Honey-Boo and it's time for you to be one too!

Shake yo groove thang, shake yo groove thang, COME ON!

I just LOVE that song! Don't ya just wanna get up and shake your groove thang!

Oh my gosh! My nail just chipped! Do you know how much it cost for me to get these done? I had to go all the to HOGWARTS! It totally hurt my rep! Though, I must say, Hagrid was a nice fella! That Albus, though...He got my heart going Boom boom, didit didit!

I like that song too! Chyann Pakner is a really good singer...but Flatchneer is so cute! Olikivia is nice, I guess...

I love B.E.E. Farm if you haven't noticed!

But, anyway...That Dumbledore!

Yea, cause he yelled at me right in front of Harry Potter! That totally hurt my ego!

I mean, just because me and Harry have the same last name(Yea, my last name is Potter, Charlie Potter)and just because we're cousins doesn't mean you have to point it out to the whole school, and then yell at me because I chose to follow Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-uncle Albertino's footstep's and become a Hero, instead of following Uncle Potter's footstep's, and become a wizard.

Gosh, and you think ya know a guy!

Stupid Stella! I wouldn't even be here in this mess if she hadn't taken Brandy away from me! If she hadn't been that stupid, we could've all been a nice big family, with me and Brandy-Boo being married, Stella being my best friend, and actually appreciating us gay people-because she is soo totally against it. I mean, we all know it's the next evolution in this world, so why not accept?-and Sunny being my step-daughter...Ahhh, that would've been awesome! Oh well.

BLAM!

That was me hitting my head on the wall, since Stella-Bear hit me with her sunshine superpowers. I'm not really there, so I'm not sure which one she used, so thats that.

Time to die...Oh, I mean me, not Stella(in case you were wondering).

Stella P.O.V.

Nobody hurts my baby and gets away with! Charlie better be saying his prayers, because I swear he is going down!

I hit him with my Ray of Light and he banged his mental head against the wall. Maybe that'll fix it up a bit, and he'll actually be sane for once. It's a pity to think I'm actually related to that gay bafoon! Yeah, my mom slept with his dad when she was, like, 12, so he's a few years older than me. How did they even know about it that young? That's just nasty! Then again, She did have me at 16, so she's not that good at making decisions that will actually help her in life. Though, I have to say, I did come out a working

success /miracle. I don't about Charlie though.

I flew to Charlie, and kicked him where the sun don't shine, making him fall to the floor in pain. Like, if he's such an awesome wizard as he claims to be, where is the ba-bang, the explosions, the 'abracadabra?' Wait, that's a magician...Whatever, but where's the magic?

"Where the magic, Charlie? Huh?" I taunted him."Oh? You say you don't have any? And here I thought my brother was all mighty and powerful!"

I punched his head, grimancing as I did so. That man has a really hard head!

"Night night, brother." I whispered in his ear, the smell of the blood flowing from his head making me nauseous. I vomited on his head, and used his shirt to wipe my mouth.

I turned around, and headed towards Sunny, the poor thing, who was still chained to the wall, and unchained her. Time to head home, wherever that is.