"I save your sorry asses and you don't bother telling me that my mom's home?" She opened the window to let in light. I hid my face behind Max's back. Luckily she slept on her stomach. She screamed and sat up in a pushup position before turning to Angel.

"Mornin' little lady!" She flipped onto her back and motioned for Angel to lay down with us. "Thanks for saving Fang. I owe you one." Max kissed Angel's nose and got up out of bed. Yeah she was still naked. Angel wasn't bothered but she was upset that I was watching Max get dressed and she sat on my head. Yea you read right SAT ON MY HEAD! "Ang! It's okay."

"He shouldn't watch you get dressed. It's RUDE!" She shouted the last word in my ear. God sometimes this girl made me wanna kill myself. "If you kill yourself, I'll dig you up and kill you again!" Both mind readers spoke simultaneously. I hated the fact we had one mind reader. But two? Seriously what does God have against me?

"You got me it can't be all bad!" Max was reading my mind again. It wasn't super awesome that she was in my head literally. But it was awesome to have mind sex with her. Angel couldn't hear our conversations for some reason. I guess Max was stronger than she was.

I stood up and wrapped my arms around Max's waist. "Not bad at all." She was only wearing a black tee shirt and I had on my boxers. I started kissing her neck from behind and Angel got freaked out. "ITS SHE ALREADY PREGNANT! DON'T DESTROY MY BRAIN BY HAVING SEX INFRONT OF ME! I SEE IT IN FANGS BRAIN ENOUGH!!" Angel stormed out and Max and I started laughing so hard we were on the floor. ROTFL! Literally.

Max suddenly stopped laughing as her mom mode kicked in. She looked up ready to attack. If I didn't know better, I'd think she had some giant switchblade in her hand or ninja stars in her hair. "The BABY!"

"What?" We just had sex. No way can she be pregnant. "Honey what do you need?"

"The BABY!" Then she fainted…

Sorry it's super short! I didn't have much time. Please review and I'll add a twist to the story. Maybe you'd all like to know more about Niggy? Well I won't write naughty if I don't get reviews!