Back with Woody in the tower, Woody pulled himself up dizzily. Jessie sees Woody, but Woody didn't notice her watching him. The princess lies back down, smooths her green dress, grabs a bouquet of flowers, and went to sleep as if she were like Snow White. Background vocalists began to sing in the air as Woody turned to see the princess. The ogre walked over to her, and leaned over Jessie, who slightly puckered her lips. Woody shook her, and said, 'Wake up!"
"What?" Jessie asked, annoyed.
"Are you Princess Jessie?" Woody asked.
"I am. Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me."
"Oh, that's nice.' Woody asked, feigning flattery behavior, but turned serious. "Now let's go!"
"But wait! Sir Knight!" Jessie halted. Woody turned to look at her, and she continued, "This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful romantic moment?"
"Yeah, sorry lady," said Shrek as he took Fiona's hand and headed to the door, "there's no time."
"Hey, wait, what are you doing?" asked Fiona, "You should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed."
"You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?" Woody asked, the helmet still on his head.
"Mmm-hmm."
Woody thrust his elbow on the door, breaking it down. While leading Jessie down the stairs, he grabbed a nearby torch. Jessie protested, "But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick. Or something!" Jessie took her hand from Woody's hand.
"I don't think so." Woody denied.
"Well, can I at least…know the name of my champion?' Jessie asked, trying to keep her cool.
"Um, Woody." Woody introduced.
"Sir Woody." Jessie cleared her throat, and took a handkerchief from her dress. She holds it from one tip, and said, "I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude."
Woody took the handkerchief and said to Jessie, "Thanks!" He wiped some ash from his face, and gave it back to Jessie. Jessie cringed a bit. Suddenly, they hear Cynder roaring in the distance.
"You didn't slay the dragon?!" Jessie exclaimed incredulously.
"It's on my to-do list!" Woody said hastily. He took her hand again, "Now, come on!" They both began to sprint away.
"But this isn't right!" Jessie protested. "You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying! That's what all the other knights did!"
"Yeah, right before they burst into flame." Woody clarified, as they pass a skeleton of a knight.
"That's not the point!" Jessie interjected. She yanks her hand away. Woody went over to a set of wooden doors as Jessie said, "Wait! Where are you going! The exit's over there!"
"Well, I have to save my ass." Woody said.
"What kind of knight are you?" asked Jessie, suspicious.
"One of a kind." Woody replied.