''Damn it of all the times they've invaded the Land of mountains and are making their way here through it past the land of Stones and they're on their way to their border near Amegakure.''
Said Tsunade as the analyst Ibiki Morino leader of the T and I department stood covered in blood on an apron which was over his usual uniform .The Grim man then spoke once more to his kage.
''Yes that is not all Tsunade sama but it would appear the Tsuchikage has had envoys communicating with Cloud who has already taken over some of their old bases from the Third ninja world war .The have been clearing out the vagrants and bandits that had taken them over and began pushing on a rampant path towards us they have bases established twenty miles form Shimogakure''s border and just past Yugakure the Land of hot water .''
Hearing this Tsunade's eyes winded and she said.
''Anbu I need Shikakku Narai n here yesterday retrieve him now!"'
''Hai Hokage sama.''
Said an Anbu that briefly appeared in the room before disappearing the Hokage of the leaf village angrily growled as she pounded her fist in the desk making the desk made from the wood of the own first Hokage splinter where she hit it slightly.
'Shit she is pissed I can understand it but to break the very wood made by the first Hokage Lady fifth really is a monster in her own right.'
He thought while Tsunade was thinking.
'Damn it we need to counter them immediately! Fuck I wish we had some means any means of getting the knowledge of what they're doing but all attempts to penetrate their advanced have failed Kami dam nit we need a miracle right no-WHAT THE FUCK!'
Thought the Hokage as a burst of smoke came from up above near her offices sealing and she caught sight of a toad from mt. Myboku who landed gracefully on her desk while the figure a man screaming a familiar scream she never thought she'd hear again fell his head hitting the side of the desk making him cry out again with a yell she knew all too well.
''God damn it Gama! I wasn't ready for that how could you just throw your master into the fire like that!?''
Smirking the toad said.
''Didn't you do the same with one of your own students a loud mouthed genin.''
Growlign Jiriaya stood up and said.
''I THREW NARUTO OFF THAT CLIFF SO HE COULD ACCESS THE BEASTS CHAKRA! THE NINE TAIELD FOX IS SELFISH!Mito noted that and Harshirama commented further saying it would take certain death for the fox to ever work with humans willingly! The Akatsuki were after Naruto I didn't know how much time I had left so I gave him a speed course on being a ninja.''
Shaking his head the toad said.
''Only you would do such a thing being willing to gamble with so much faith on your freshly acquired student .''
''JIRIAYA YOU DID WHAT!?''
''Hime don't' kill me I'm sorry far more then when I peaked at you all those years ago!''
He cried and the woman paused from her verbal tirade.
''H-h-how Jiraiya those hot springs closed down after the owner died they were the only ones who knew I had Inochi Yamanka's father block the memories from your mind so if you ever went into a drunken state you would never say how could this be ?A-Aare you really alive?''
The kage asked with trepidation and the man rose a grin on his face as he began to sway his head around in a circle and thrust out his arm.
''Fear not Tsunade Hime! Nothing can claim the great Jiraiya 's life so soon! Not when there are so many more women to see and works of Art to write never will the Great Jiraiya leaves his works unfinished so soon! For I am the Talented writer the Great and Gallant Jiraiya!"'
Said the man finishing his dance atop Gama who groaned and shook his head Tsunade wanted to clobber the toad sage while Ibiki still seemed to be in shock .However both were pulled from their thoughts as Jiraiya began to hack and coughed causing a splotch of blood to hit the ground and instantly Tsunade was up to him her hands glowing green with medical chakra as she did.
''Jiriaya!''
Grunting in pain the Toad sage opened his eyes after the wave of pain hit him and said.
'"Sorry Hime I haven't fully recovered Nagato's black rods really hurt even though only two of them impaled me. ''
''Impaled !Jiraiya that fight was months ago! The Akatsuki had declared war on the hidden villages since then! However they've retreated to the shadows and both Stoen are moving towards our doorstep!''
Hearing thsithe Toad sage sighed and said.
''I know I sent some shadow cloens to reestablish my spy network however luckily enough one of my informants managed to keep the ring together he knew a lot about what I was doing and who was involved so he was able to keep them all together I really need to thank my editor for that when I get able to face to face. But in the meantime Tsunade I need to know what happened more importantly where's Naruto I'm so proud of him he surpassed me Tsunade hime he's truly surpassed me!''
The man said with chuckle and a wince which soon began to fade however at the look of shock and then trepidation the toad sage was not just curious but worried.
''Tsunade why do you have that look on your face? It's the same one that was on your face when Dan and Nawaki died Tsuande?''
Hearing this Ibiki said nothing but slowly moved closer to the two fearing what the toad sage might do and Tsunade sighed before saying.
''I sent him on a mission without telling him Jiriaya and …I think I need to tell you the full details of it now before we say anything else.''
Hearing this the toad sage sighed but nodded saying.
''Fine so tell me what mission is the brat on now an A-rank to earth country?Or a B rank gathering allies to help us fight huh Tsunade which is it?''
Sighing the woman said to him.
''Neither but a before I say this I need you to promise me you will help the leaf and work with Ibiki and the others commanding our responses regardless .''
Hearing this shocked the man and he was about to reply with a joke but his teammates face instead garnered a sigh and a nod.
'' Yes Hime you have my word.''
''Good but before I tell you this you have to promise to tlel me how you survived? Do you have any idea what you put me through when I thought you were dead?''
The Senju for a Hokage said and at this she got sighing from the Toad sage as he said.
''Well it was a jutsu developed by sensei sort of an advanced body flicker but one that leaves a clone in place a special clone that well it's close to kinjutsu but it takes an enemy ninjas dead body and makes it into a henged form that looks and acts like you due to you also making a shadow clone and having it use a combination transformation filled with enough chakra to take a single solid blow .This enabled me to escape from Nagato who was so focused at that time with all of his paths looking at my impaled body that he didn't see or sense me leave via a very chakra minimal body flicker.''
''YOU PULLED AN OROCHIMARU!''
Wincing at what he heard the man could only sigh and say.
''I used a jutsu sensei had passed down from the second Hokage your grand uncle Tsunade please don't be angry I know you believe life after death should be sacred but I had little choice! Besides I paid a price for my actions look Tsunade hime look at my stomach and chest.''
The man said and she opened his shirt which was missing the red vest he so commonly worn it was covered n dirt and some grime the hokage however ripped it open and was shocked to see two holes.
''Jiraiya how did this happen!?One of these wounds is infected!''
Jiraiya winced and chuckled before wincing in pain as the woman quickly set her hands on these parts of the man and he said.
''Sorry Tsunade hime the jutsu transfers part of the damage to the wielder whatever would be none lethal after the shadow clone is dispersed the henge sticks to the body via a seal the user places on the corpse. However I took part of the damage from the shadow clone jutsu ordinarily it wouldn't be fatal however I managed to get Gamariki who can sink fairly well with Ma the toad elder Shira and while not as powerful as her and her husbands jutsu I also managed to get Fukashika sama to make one of his own Genjtusu to layer on top of it the experience created form it was real Tsunade very real. It was on the same level as the Kurama clans Kekkai genkai sensei wasn o slouch neither was your uncle Tobirama when it came to Genjtusu however I had to get three toads skilled in Genjutsu to add up to it as I haven o talent for the art myself.'''
Hearing this the Senju was shocked completely shocked form her grand uncle making such a jutsu to her own sensei having learned it and passed it down to Jiraiya however she could only say.
''I'm glad for it Jiraiya but what took you so long to come home?''
She asked and the man sighed saying.
''I was in a coma the shock form the jutsu nearly knocked me out after I body flickered I had to move I managed to make it past the border before passing out .I ended up in village being taken care of by a young girl and her grandmother, it lasted a while apparently all the way up until some rain ninja attacked the village, I was in one of the houses when they came they saw me as a helpless old man tried to strike me down. However you know me Tsunade hime I'm never one to stay down long like how when Orochimaru tried to prank me back for taking his clothes and replacing them with a waitress outfit. I jumped up and kicked him across the field when I was exhausted.
I was more than strong enough to fight back against a few genin and a chunnin. Waking up through my sixth sense and knocking the leader out I beat the ninjas back away from the village though I had to kill them Tsunade .I couldn't have Nagato learn about me being alive that soon I was only one country over at the border between Rain and Fang country. The people were very grateful land gave me enough supplies to make it back and I had decided to get away quick paying a carriage in a nearby town to get moving. I was tired hungry and I didn't' have my full strength I waited moving slowly till I got closer to fire country where I summoned Gama and here I am. Now what has happened with Naruto tell me he didn't' do something stupid this time or foolhardy to cause an incident though he wouldn't be my apprentice and following in my footsteps if he didn't.''
Said the man as he let out a hearty laugh this time without pain or blood however at this Tsunade sighed then said to her teammate.
''No but I definitely did I shouldn't have done it but with the massive pressure from Stone and Cloud as well as the council I did what I thought was best.
Hearing this form his teammate Jiraiya said.
''And that was?''
''Banished Naruto from the village because the Raikage his brother and several Cloud ninja met me ,him and several other ninja at a neutral location and proclaimed Naruto to be the killer of several of his ninja. It didn't help that the Tsuchikage was there with several of his ninja I managed to convince them to let us come back to the village and I had Naruto take a few hours break before having the council meetings and having him come to my office with his teammates in it.''
Hearing this Tsunade looked p and saw Jiraiya 's face go blank it held no emotion the only indication he was alive was his breath and the trembling he did .And then without warning he let out a scream that breached the buildings confines as he yelled his chakra flaring and a burst of anger induced chakra flared outwards making several of the Anbu come out with their swords and Ibiki quickly pull out a kunai as he yelled.
''YOU DID WHAT!"'
Tsunade sighed as she knew just knew this was going to make her dip into her extra secret stash of gift sake she had hidden in a scroll away from Shizune.